I bring a measuring tape to hookups

cuz you're a whore, darlin'

You're bound to become infamous.

Liar. Dumb.

0/10

You sound insufferable, OP.

Dick size liars are the scum of the earth!

[quote] I’m tired of the lies so I just whip out my tape after I get him hard.

I'm skeptical about the claim that OP has ever gotten anyone hard.

If you don't ask them how big it is in the first place you are less likely to get lied to.

And how do YOU measure up?

It doesn’t matter how I measure up, r9. I’m a power bottom. Most tops do not care how big I am.

I automatically deduct 2 inches from what they claim,and Ive never been too far off yet. ALL men lie about their dick size.

Of course you leave after discovery of an undersized/reported member...

You need to go further, OP - report them to the police for fraud!

It's simpler to just teach your tonsils to be a measuring rod.

If he can hit my man cervix that's all I really care about

I have done the same thing. Good for you OP.

Insatiable whore

Most do lie/exaggerate. 6-6.5 is still a decent dick as long as it has some girth. Size queens are mentally ill for the most part and will end up with a prolapsed anus from shoving large objects I go their hole. Sad

You realize OP that this means you are not neurotypical--which is totally fine, most of the people you're measuring aren't either. Not judging

What's with all the sneering? I do the exact same thing, so you're A-OK in MY book, OP.

R18 Size queens are mentally ill! Who the fuck wants tinymeat. The only psychotic lowlife on here is you.

Verificatio ergo sum.

Small penises are very common. Who would be mad enough to be a size queen?

R21, I see that you're easily triggered which is a sure sign of mental illness. I never said people want "tinymeat". Listen carefully, 6-6.5 inches (average penis size) is not small. As long as it has girth it's good. Now someone like you who is obsessed with size and measurement will most likely have a prolapsed anus and need to wear a diaper or shove a tampon in your hole due to "leakage". Poor thing

In my past, my dick was bigger than that of whomever I was with at least 90% of the time. Everyone loved my cock, save two non-reciprocating douchebags who were asked to leave. I didn't know about measurements for my first couple of years, but then became aware of it when I moved to Los Angeles and started to find people in the pink pages of the Advocate. My hard cock, when I measured it, was somewhere between 6 and 7 inches. A couple of different size queens told me, "oh, you must have eight inches, AT LEAST." But no, I didn't.

Rather than citing number of inches when asked by Advocate tricks-to-be, I would just say "bigger than most guys I've been with." No one was ever dissatisfied.

Same here r25. Funny how most guys say they have "8" inches usually.. Then when they see mine they say it must be around 9 or 10. I don't get why guys need to lie and/or exaggerate.

The average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

Bringing a whole measuring tape seems rather optimistic when a foot-long ruler would be more than adequate to measure virtually every penis on earth, but maybe one day OP will encounter his dream man who has to run it down his pant leg and tuck it into his sock.

R24 Suck my clit and die, cunt. Your mental illness reeks to high heaven, lady.

R28 They have 12 inch measuring tapes, dumbfuck.

I would ask you to leave (politely but firmly).

People who measure from the side or bottom and dig the ruler in will give themselves and extra 1-2 inches. The standard way to measure that is in research and from what condom companies have found is from the top. Everyone measures differently and/or exaggerates.

If you say you are 6" (which is still bigger than the true scientific average) people will think you're 4" so everyone has to lie. It's all stupid. The best thing is just not to care and if you happen to get a big one, congrats (if you really like big dicks).

You sound just delightful, OP!

OP’s hole is loose and sloppy.

OP is so in touch with a really basic, non-rational, deep source of ecstatic sexuality, an underground river of passion that unites all humankind in erotic communion

I’m bringing a tape worm to Grindr hook ups

That measuring tape is going to get herpes.

I bring lysol.

Gentlemen have no need of a measuring tape on the first date.

Don't you have someone else to do that for you, OP?

Well, no one is EVER going to fool Miss Mary Sizemologist again, that's for sure. Only accurately measured pinga for her delicate sensibilities!

Please shit in my mouth as I have a prolapsed anus therefore rendering me un-fuckable. Sad but true...

Can one catch tapeworm from butt sex?

R42 is projecting as always about her disgusting, diseased prolapsed anus. Yuck. Die already mofo. Please. No one will miss you.

Why do you need the tape? Just say “honey that’s not enough to satisfy me” and leave the class act you ain’t

Sadly I believe OP is real. I'm currently married to a BBC but I had an Asian phase and loved small dicks. I'm a bottom btw. A bottom with a large dick.

I hope you meet a Hung 12 inch Top who will wreck your holes of something loose OP.!

I call my prolapsed anus my gaping cunt. Perfectly matches my attitude towards my unsatisfying life. Please love me, anyone?!?!?

I hate small cock with a passion. I require at least 8" or I'm not suckin' on it.

[quote]It doesn’t matter how I measure up, [R9]. I’m a power bottom. Most tops do not care how big I am.

It actually does.

[quote]I’m a power bottom. Most tops do not care how big I am.

Only the lamest of tops. You poor thing, believing your dick doesn't matter.

OP and allies, we big-dick tops think you're pathetic dick-wilting weirdos......unless you have incredible asses, which we doubt.

Just gerth

I don’t care about size. As long as it gets angry and spirts I’m fine

FFS, OP....take your hussy ass to an adult bookstore and buy a goddamn dildo if no man measures up.

lots of non-neurotypicals on this thread

Most of my fuck buddies are horse hung. 2 of them are two-timers and they put "L" on their incognito hookup profiles. 1 said it was to help remain incognito. The other said because he doesn't like to pick through the endless size queens who respond. They are both xxl true 9 and FAT. OP - respond to people who put L. You probably won't get "S" and I bet you find some surprises. If he 7 isn't enough, bring a nice clean sex toy they can shove up your ass along with their average meat. I recommend soft but long anal bead like dildo. Feels great to both.

listen to me... I hate small cocks with a passion. If it's not at least 7", I won't even go near the damned thing.

listen to me... I always take a tape measure to all sex sessions. I measure the cock first thing. If it ain't up to my standards, I reject it like throwing a guppie back into the water.