Assaulted in the gym by homophobic bodybuilder with roid rage
I was at my favorite gay gym, working out in my spandex shorts and midriff baring tanktop. I'm in my mid-50s, but in fucking amazing shape. Most people guess mid-30s when they see me. Now I'll admit it, I'm a little bit femmy. I was wearing these fabulous spanx which hugged the full curve of my bubble butt delightfully. I was looking absolutely fab. I was doing some gentle stretching and lunging by the treadmill when a huge, roided up deplorable homophobe who was throwing iron started eyeing me. He was 6'4" and at least 280 pounds and built like a shit brickhouse. I felt so small and fey and faggy in front of his masc majesty. He eyed me intensely. I felt my mancunt oiling up, ready for some hot bodybuilder dick to open me up and breed me and knock me up and leave me with this wonderful man's assbaby. Or so I thought. My lust for str8 dick was getting the best of me. The roided up deplorable thought I was cruising him, which I suppose I was because my tiny cocklet was making a noticeable bulge in my spanx. He strode over and slapped me upside the head with his enormous beefy palm. I crumpled to the ground and started bellowing and shrieking for help. He kicked me savagely in the balls with his huge size 12 dawgs. I begged him to stop and reached for my pepper spray.
He bellowed, "I'll teach you to use pepper spray, f@ggot," he tore the spray out of my hands and kicked me in the balls again.
I was in agony! I have never been so degraded! The other gym goers watched and laughed and made suggestive, humiliating comments. Some of them were openly masturbating. The roided up str8 deplorable pulled down my spanx, revealing my blown-out fuckhole. He shoved the pepper spray up my ass and activated it. I screamed like the nelly queery that I am. I rolled around the ground farting out great blasts of fart gas and pepper spray. I was in so much pain! The deplorable str8 bodybuilder then pulled down his shorts and pissed on me while the other hot str8 bodybuilders watched me and jacked off.
He said, "If I see you around this fucking gym again I'm going to tear you a new asshole you fucking f@ggot h0mo. You fucking come here again, you get a fucking hot fucking beef fucking enema."
Really, I never. I was so chubbed that I had to ja
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 22, 2018 1:01 AM
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Hear me out, boys. I think this elaborate story actually happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2018 3:24 AM
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One day you'll be a successful EST, but you're not there yet.
Go practice somewhere, just not here.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2018 3:24 AM
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The callousness on this website is truly appalling.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2018 3:27 AM
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Not even close to funny or amusing or whatever you were aiming for, you nasty piece of shit. FF
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2018 3:27 AM
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Even reading only the title, I could tell this was the "shit brickhouse" troll.
I will say that he gets a couple points for lampooning some Dataloungers' uncontrollable lust for "str8 dick".
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2018 3:29 AM
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I thought it was brick shithouse, not shit brickhouse.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2018 3:29 AM
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Stop posting on DL and write porn scripts. "Roid Rage 3: Blown Out Hole"
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2018 3:31 AM
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[quote]Most people guess mid-30s when they see me.
Too bad they're thinking IQ, not age.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2018 3:41 AM
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[quote]The callousness on this website is truly appalling.
OP's glad he has calluses on his cocklet, otherwise it'd be an innie.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 11, 2018 3:42 AM
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Editor, please red-tag and ban R1. EST accusations and numerical ratings are expressly forbidden at Datalounge. TIA!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 11, 2018 3:44 AM
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Mmmmm your yummy story made my mussy snap, crackle, AND pop!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 11, 2018 3:51 AM
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Dear OP, I hope you aren't Chris Donohoe (of Las Vegas fame).
I think it's preferable to handle anger and rejection privately. Most of the population don't have enough tears for every situation.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 11, 2018 3:53 AM
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Here’s a photo of me at the gym.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 11, 2018 4:07 AM
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I would suck you off, OP. No measuring tape necessary.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 11, 2018 4:10 AM
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10/10. The best EST I've read in 10 years on DL. I LOL'd 4 times and I never LOL literally. Grassy ass, creative comedy writer.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 11, 2018 4:11 AM
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R14 It's Webmistress to you, bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 11, 2018 4:15 AM
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The author(s) of these threads is so homophobic!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 11, 2018 6:01 AM
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how is your hole feeling today, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 11, 2018 4:32 PM
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Wrecked, R23. My husbear used me all night long, and then did one of his trademark deep fistings until he was shoulder deep. It felt like he was fingering my lungs.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 12, 2018 2:45 AM
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That’s rough, but my story is rougher.
Two rough-looking H/D riders saw me standing in the station and offered me a ride I couldn't refuse. I was roared down the highway to a garage-like stable, stripped, blindfolded with a rubber section over which a gas mask was placed with a tube going into my mouth. My hands were chained to beams overhead, and I was whipped with belts on my back and butt and felt liquid pouring down the nozzle into my mouth. I realized it was piss and voices told me many more bikers were now present. Leather and chains with weights were attached to my sex parts, and I felt hands pulling the hair under my arms, around my cock and rectum. Then an intense tingling heat made me realize my hair was being burned off. Several times my legs was raised, and I was fucked. I must have had several quarts of beer piss forced into my mouth. A sharp pain shot through my ears as they were pierced and rings inserted. My tits were pierced and rings put in and thumb tacks studded my ass prior to intense beating with studded belts.
I awakened next morning to find a fine looking boy ready to take me to L. A. on his H/D. Only later did I see the words MALE and WHORE branded on each side of my butt. When he dropped me off, he said, 'We know your name, address and employer, and we have pictures of last night, so don't try anything ever against us.' The brand gradually wore away and my tits healed. From time to time I am sold for sex by one or the other of the several who send someone through town. An odd experience for a Phi Beta Kappa who had planned to be a priest and is a sedate college professor! But I am advertised by these guys as a supreme peace of ass. At least six have sold me at times. One has made over $8,000 on me. For a full professor to be sold to anyone at any time is degrading, yet exciting.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 12, 2018 3:09 AM
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R25 that's so fucking hot, I'm cranking my cocklet as I type.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 12, 2018 4:33 AM
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Been to the gym lately, hon?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 22, 2018 1:01 AM
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