Bachelor in Paradise 🌴👱🏻🌹

Jordan is fat.

Jordan is a hairy little fucker.

I'm waiting for Connor to show up. Meanwhile they need to give us full coverage of Grocery Joe so we can see if his body is decent.

Looks to be on the scrawny side, r3

Ooooh but Jason is looking fine as fuck r4. Will he be parading around shirtless on BIP?

No Jason will be the new bachelor. He's not giving it away on BIP. That man looked fine in ice skates and tight jeans back in Buffalo and he's the only one who didn't wear DAD shorts of the final four. SEXY boy. BDF.

Jason is that tall? He's half.a head taller than Grocery Joe. Jason really needs to ditch the slicked back Wall Street Donald Trump Jr. hairstyle.

Jordan would be fierce as the new bachelor.

No one can pretend to fall in love with Jordan. He's mentally ill.

Jason is all about gay pride and love for his brother. SEXY.

Jason and the gays.

R7, Joe is seated in that pic with Jason.

My gay best friend had a brother like Jason and I had a mad crush on him. Everyone knew and embarrassed me but he was so sweet and cool about it. Would always sit by me and put his arm around me and listened to all my teenaged angsty drama. Sweetest guy. Straight as an arrow but so cool and kind. I want Jason to be my bachelor. It would be paradise.

Colton is providing best actor in a drama realness on BIP.

Colton reminds me of those gay Billy dolls.

Do the fraus really believe this or are they in on the joke at this point? Colton tearing up on the beach because Becca is in the vicinity? LMAO!

Why didn't Becca pop Colton's cherry?

To give Colton the chance to be the next Bachelor silly. He's not going to find "love" in "paradise." But his storyline isn't playing out so well because he's such a terrible actor and his newly capped teeth are giving him a lisp.

Tia deserves a slap upside the head though. Who would want to be with her, she's a fucking disaster chick.

Lets focus on Grocery Joe and the very funny Kendall and Crystal Brinkley and her sexy chested sweet dark Kenny. That girl knows good dick when she finds it.

Colton may not have a penis. God gave him an extra chin instead.

Clearly Bibbidy was instructed to choose Colton in the rose ceremony. Otherwise producers would've wasted bringing Becca out the following day to have the moment with him. What would she have done if Colton had gone home the night before? That rose pairing came out of nowhere. If Colton really is as tortured as they are depicting, this is a really cruel thing to do to him.

Do the women actually think Jordan is straight?

Diggy says:

OP is that emoticon Jordan? Too cute!

They are setting up Colton to be the next Bachelor where he will "find love after being heart broken by Becca" ugh

Colton's penis is all "Use me already! To do stuff. Fun stuff"

Get your prize, bitch!

Jordan is the only model who's never been to a gym.

He does look a bit...thick?

He's soft flabby and without definition. More than thick. He's a head shot.

He has the gait of a former fattie

OP, correction: Bachelor in Paradise🌴🍹🌴🌺🌴🌅🌴🌺🌴🍹🌴

This....THIS is how you do paradise.

Jordan had a tantrum while in a tropical floral suit.

Bibbiddy Bobboddy Boo didn't get a rose, and was sent home.

Thoughts on Canadian Kevin? Weirdly hot, or weirdly shovel-faced?

Colton and Jordan are such drama queens.

Jordan sharing hair care tips and products was everything. I am pretty sure they are all in on the joke.

Snatches sure perked up for Leo. I'm not sure if I get it or not.

Benoit is Canadian. I didn't know Bachelor Canada people were invading the American show now.

There's a shirtless picture on Jordan's Instagram where he has a 6 pack and is HAWT

Can’t help it. I’m in love with Colton.

Maybe he just needs a good man r36? Another hot shot of Jordan...

Damn Jordan

I see Jordan had begun posting.

Venmo John is my fav. So cute and nerdy.

I like “Venmo John”, Grocery Joe, and Jordan the best.

I also find Colton likable but feel like he was told by producers he had to fake the Tia romance or they were both off the show—with Colton then likely given the douchebag edit to boot...

His mouth said he suddenly wanted to give their relationship a “real shot” and be “exclusive”, but his eyes were screaming “Get me out of here!”

And who are the obvious gays?

The black dude who was booted in episode 2 was definitely gay

R43 do you mean this guy called Wills?

yep, that one

The black guys they do get on the show are usually not that great, can't they find some hot brothers?

Can Jordan please calm the F down?

I know they aren't on the show this year and I don't know where else to post this. Are these two fucking? If you look at their IG's they seem very intimate with each other.

It's not fat Jordan, it 's Jared but he's been tamed and captured by Trashley I now.

This Kamil is gay, yes?

How much of this show is “real” vs scripted/staged? Ashley I. was rejected by Jared on this show for years and now they are engaged in real life?

r51, it's all scripted at this point.

This season seems way more scripted than others. I wish Venmo John and Connor would pair up.

It is extremely difficult to buy any straight romance with Jordan or Colton.

R52, they're getting MARRIED in a few months, so that's scripted too? (Ashley and Jared)

R38 Are those photos of Jordan photoshopped? He looks in shape in those photos and he is far from being fit.

I am waiting for the fight between Joe and the long haired douche

Everyone who goes on BiP is made out to be a little bit desperate and spaztastic.

r55, we are talking about the show itself being staged/scripted. The Ashley "drama" on the show was 100% fake.

Colton is free balling, he says he never wears underwear except when he works out

Who wears underwear at the beach? Colton has more worries covering his bald spots.

Toppick, r61

The Ashley drama wasn't scripted. He left and was in a short relationship with Caila, the girl he left with. He then got together with Ashley about a year later.

Colton and Tia only ever had one date, something they think viewers forget. But the producers still used it as Becca's reason for letting him go on her season, because Tia had "feelings" for the boy. Now Colton and Tia are in a "relationship" in paradise. Except it all ends next week because that dickless virgin is the NEW bachelor.

Ugh with Colton this season is going to be worse than the Farmer Chris one

OMG, [R64], it looks like you’re right! I honestly didn’t expect them to go with Colton—especially after he did “Paradise”....

Are the fraus clamoring for the virgin?

Colton is such a bore. How is he a catch? Will all his choices be virgins too? Weren't the original bachelors a bit more established? Heirs, businessmen, etc.?

Omg I didn’t watch the bachelorette this time. I guess I won’t watch the bachelor this time around.

Grocery Joe all the way.

Grocery Joe then I am in.

Does that mean we get to see sexy big nosed Jason parade around shirtless in paradise soon? Never got to see much of his body and I crushed hard on him.

Jason was sexy, is sexy. But only the real famewhores do Paradise Island. It's a pretty skeevy show. Who the fuck is Yuki and why isn't someone upset about her? I digress.

Sexy ass Jason should have been the new bachelor but was not considered good looking enough. Besides the virgin angle is just too good for them to pass up. What will happen in the fantasy suite? Parcheesi.

Exactly, [R73]. They already have so much built in suspense with Colton.

Every whore on that show will be trying to pop his cherry for bragging rights....

The competition will be fierce!

Jordan is the heart and soul of this show..he started off as a douche on the Bachelorette, but is actually a really fun nice guy when he's not trying so hard

Why does this fameho wear a hat in every pic?

Who is that, [R76]? And how is it related to “Bachelor In Paradise”?

r77, that is uber glam Robby Hayes. He was on the Bachelorette and then 2 seasons of BIP.

Thanks, [R78]!

Poor Robby. I guess he didn't find his "person" in paradise. Who was he in relationship with other than the mirror?

But WHY the hat in every pic? Was he that sensitive to them making fun of his hair on BIP?

Robby is cumming to Paradise. Jordan said he had so much work done on his face, the only real thing was...

The guys are pretty not hot. Still the ordinary ones are more appealing than the duck face angle bitches. I get that Jordan is good looking and he has a beautiful eye color.....BUT......his body is lumpy and flat and the wrong kind of hairy. His facial expressions and emotions are much like a teenage girls. There's no sexy there. He's funny though.

Becca has done so much damage.

Sexiest to me is Venmo John.

LMAO at Robby. Is he still pretending he's straight?

Jordan and Robbie are not going to get along. Hopefully Jason will show up and wear a speedo so we can check out some VPL.

Will Jordan and Robby have a hair off?

Guys, I'm British and need your help. We're currently just finishing watching Bachelor In Paradise Season 3 here so which one will we be getting next? The Bachelor I guess but who will it be? We've seen Jojo's season so it will be the one after that, whoever was the Bachelor. Is it gross Nick Viall?

Shame Robert Repulveda killed the gay bachelor franchise with his pet play loving ways.

So much ugly crying tonight. Colton “gave it his all” but no dice. He’s broken (until next season). I love this show so much lol.

We all done already told you R90 that Colton is the next BACHELOR so he had to suffer this fake relationship with the least attractive woman in paradise, aka TIA. Now the ladies at home won't be so concerned that he's a virgin?

The Bachelor franchise is about to have 3 back to back to nothing up front bad seasons. Cuz Colton is dumb and not even really good looking. A certain kind of gay man goes for that dumb jock with a square mongoloid face look because his body is good, but most women don't. Who cares who he proposes to? He's a dickless virgin and will remain that way until he gets fucked right. Strap it on ladies. He's not gay, he's just retarded.

I would love Colton to bottom for me.

Colton is such a horrible actor.

Can there be male contestants if Colton is the bachelor. There's no way he's 100% straight.

The Colton/Tia thing was SO fake!! All the crying and acting like they’re breaking up a 40-year marriage when they only had 1 or 2 dates (total) in the real world?!?

So bizarre...

Who will want to compete for Colton now? If he's the new bachelor, will the season end with him coming to grips with his homosexuality?

I hope they have a backlash if they pick Colton. If you are going to pick a Bachelor who may not be hetero they should have gone with Jordan.

Jordan is a psychopath, not even famewhores can pretend to be interested in that.

I wouldn't go that far to call Jordan a psychopath although I know he's a bit strange, though I think he is mainly trolling us.

Face it, most of those people are narcissists with psych problems. Look at the Farmer Bachelor who killed his neighbor drunk driving and seems to have no remorse.

It's official, they announced Colton as the new Bachelor. UGH

And the fraus will eat it up, even though it will be even faker than usual. How many times will he cry?

I predict Colton will do a lot of angry crying during his season of The Bachelor.

This is one time a complete newbie should be the next bachelor.

People don’t seem to be eating it up. The Bachelor hashtag on twitter is nothing but complaints about them choosing Colton.

There’s no way Jordan isn’t gay. He’s just an intelligent homosexual who knows that gay men have no place on this show (unless you’re Jason’s brother and his husband making a cameo appearance) so he’s pretending to like women and having a blast fucking with these people.

Forgive them Jason - for they know not what they do.

For the Brit— yes, you are correct. After Jojo’s season the next bachelor was Nick.

Follow Diggy Moreland on Twitter. He's been on The Bachelor and Paradise Island. He's funny most all the time, but he's best at recapping Batchelor crap. He won't tell all but he doesn't suck the fake dick of the franchise either. Dude is FUNNY.

Shu the crazy Russian witch needed to go home yesterday. She is once crazy bitch.

Nick is gross but straight, horny and gets laid.

They aren't showing the sleeping arrangements. Are all these people fucking or are they just dry humping all day long? This is the show that needs 24/7 live feeds like Big Brother. If I could watch Venmo John getting sucked and fucked I'd be up all night. I get the sense he's having the time of his life.

r109 just knows that Nick is horny.

r110 Thanks to the idiots Corinne and Demario they are limiting the participants alcohol and downplaying the sex.

Exactly. Corinne and Demario fucked in front of everyone, drunk in the pool. Like most of them do. But then Corinne decided she was raped. Then she couldn't remember. Paradise was condemned like a Robby Mendez pool party. Everyone had to fly home and get STI tests. Then they got some XTRA special, most dramatic episodes EVER. DeMario was pretty skeevy on Rachel's season - he actually might have hurt Corrinne down there. #metoo

Now they pretend they all just lay on daybeds and do each other's hair all day. And night. At least the riddle is solved why grocery Joe wasn't chosen as the new bachelor. zzzzzzz

That Corinne girl just wanted to be famous.

Grocery store Joe is dumb as a post.

Did you catch the bartender’s comment? They were talking about Shu being a witch (and she’s from Russia) therefore it was a”Russian witch hunt.” I liked that.

How come Wells is not looking for love anymore?

Wells lives with the chick from Modern Family (not the one who flaunts her big boobs all the time)

Welles lives with Sarah Hyland? She is an excellent actress, truly.

Former Social Media Participant.

His recaps are goofy but fun.

r118 yes

The sexes seem to sleep in segregated boy/girl arrangements like summer camp, Is a boy ever snuck into the girl room or vice-versa?

Please don't be so naive.

R123 Really right? There is a lot going on behind the scenes that we will never know. Especially after the scandal with last year’s Bachelor in Paradise.

A successful match made out of Paradise between Clay and Angela.

This show has the format that would work for a gay version. Having a bunch of guys competing for one guy is impossible but this show would be great for the gays to compete in.

Agreed r126. They could even include lesbians to balance off the gay drama.

Imagine all those vapid instagram hoes on here waxing poetic over falling in love and then boom another hottie arrives and the tears start floating.

Are they really going to have gay Jordan and gayer Robby fight over a woman?

The preview was misleading. They'll be fighting over WHO GETS TO BE the woman.

Could you imagine a gay Bachelor in Paradise? “Hey, do you mind if I steal you for a sec?”

The hair prep alone for a Robby vs Jordan face off will be hours.

Is 'Venmo' John one of those nerds who's like a nerd-stud? Under the guise of 'Aw shucks I'm just a geek' he's secretly getting it done all over the place.

Venmo John is adorable. Loved when he accidentally ruined Jordan's interview and looked dumber than Jordan. I feel like Venmo is having the time of his life. He seems to just be feeling his sexual power for the first time.

I actually thought Jordan was totally gay until I saw how geniunely nutzo he is over Jenna.

Robby and Colton on the other hand don’t seem to have had one genuine emotion for any female in way too many seasons. I am dreading Colton as Bach and happy to see backlash - he is awful.

I don’t get Grocery Store Joe’s appeal - so dumb and dull.

No wonder Grocery Joe went home night one. There's no there there.

Colton is gay. Tia is throwing herself at him and he doesn't want her. Straight guys would want to at least have sex with her. And have sex with other women. He doesn't ever feel the need even though he's pushing 30.

You would think if all these guys are gay as DL claims that any past hookups would come out of the woodwork when seeing them on a show like The Bachelor/ette.

The women just handle this fierceness.

[quote]You would think if all these guys are gay as DL claims that any past hookups would come out of the woodwork when seeing them on a show like The Bachelor/ette.

Colton doesn't have past hookups. He's a virgin, Rose.🌹

Colton may be a virgin but I'm almost certain he's done some butt play.

When is the Jordan/Robby catfight? Surely this will be camptastic.

R140 Here's a preview

OMG, r141. Neither of them would ever be caught dead with those hair styles.

Get ready for more Grocery Store Joe. He’s on his way to Dancing with the Stars.

I love Grocery Store Joe! I don’t get the hate he’s getting here.

He’s sweet, has beautiful eyes, a great smile, and is totally cute.

Yes, he’s “a man of few words”, but to me that doesn’t equal “boring”.

He just strikes me as an “old school” guy and like the cute boy next door you’d know from “growing up in the neighborhood”—in somewhere like Brooklyn or Chicago—a bit like the Tony Manero character from “Saturday Night Fever”...

Grocery Store Joe is no Travolta. And he's borderline retaaaarded.

I agree with R149. Grocery Joe is more than just stupid, he’s bordering on ‘special.’

Colton has never seen a pussy before. He cried and said, "Just because I've never seen a pussy before doesn't mean I am a pussy!" 😂🤣😂🤣 Gay!!!

I wanted to like Grocer Joe but he really does seem “special.” Would still take him any day over mind fucking caveman Leo.

Leo did a porn movie at some point in his life. Someone posted it in the Bachelorette Becca thread. His full name is Leandro something. His hair is in a ponytail in the film. He just pounds away on some woman like a piledriver. It’s pretty boring but graphic.

Leo’s movie

I despise Venmo Joe. He’s so socially awkward and unattractive. He must be loaded for these girls to pretend to be into him.

Shushanna and Robby are perfectly awful for each other. What has Robby done to his face? He looks gaunt.

Robby looks like he’s done a lot of fillers.

Jason and the virgin.

Tia and Becca both said they hoped Jason would be the new bachelor. That Colton doesn't do much for the ladies....

Colton actually said he has never seen a pussy? Does this mean he has never watched porn either?

Does Robby do his own makeup?

Kamil is going to drop Anneliese in dickwad fashion, though she is so desperate for any man that she almost deserves it. LOVED the editing on tonight’s show and the reference to “hot Polish sausage.”

The criteria for a man for Anneliese is that he has to be breathing.

Is that Robby’s natural hair?

Jordon is the star this season...we all know it. He was a dick on The Bacherlorette, but funny and charming on Bachelor in Paradise. However, it's grocery Joe that I want to take a peek at in the locker room

Is Grocery Joe always wasted? I’m looking for a way to explain his sluggishness, other than the “special”ness.

Jordan looks/walks like he was a former fattie

r158, there is something up with the hair. He wears hats in almost every IG pic. And last year, they all picked on his hair/hair process.

Reality Steve just tweeted that finale and reunion show will be funny and that someone’s “past” will come back to haunt them.

Please, please be Colton’s ex-boyfriend.

I think Grocery Store Joe is dull but he has a lot of fans and I think after they see the fan reaction for him being heart broken tonight that Fleiss will be sorry they picked gay virgin Colton.

Robby has Trump like hair. It's easy to see his "process." He's very receded, so has grown the narrow front area very long. It is combed to one side and then *bent* over to the cover the other side. That's why it's got this poof effect.

He's not my type at all but I think Robby is better looking than Jordan. Jordan is not just a former fatty, he's got a fat flabby arse still. No way does he model clothes with those hips. Jordan is a funny bitch though. Still a bit psycho, he looks like some lil fat kid bully.

None of the guys are very good looking and the best looking girl, Crystal, is with that snout face Chris? They are all actors dude. There's a reason why the best bachelors and bachelorettes have been the ones with real jobs. Everybody else is trying to be discovered. Grocery Joe looks better in photos than in action, aka slow motion.

Leo had a great body but what a douche. Annaliese has blown every guy in paradise, including the locals.

Its being preempted in Los Angeles by fucking football!!! I wanted to see cute Venmo John tonight....the hater up thread can suck it.

Jordan had on some tight ass pants which showed off his big ass

I don't even remember Kamil but DAMN!

Even though it's kinda obvious, I love Kamil's nose job. It's pretty and very good work.

Kamil is hot af. Annalise is gonna chase him Sady Hawkins style till she gets that ring.

Kamil has to be another homosexualist right?

Reality steve just posted a major spoiler re: a major BIP couple. I am shocked and really disappointed. And mad at myself for still thinking this show is real.

I hate to break it to you, but these whores don't go without sex or relationships between seasons of The Bachelor. "I had my heart broke on Ari's season, even though I only spent an hour with him...now I'm ready to look for "love" again."

It's only gotten worse, the scripted loves and heartbreaks. Who believes that Kamil is going to propose to Annaliese? They've known each other for a week. The show is dumb, dumb, dumb.

I admit I was surprised that the ugly firefighter from Canada dumped Astrid right before the fantasy suite. They've been together since day one. Which means about 4 weeks.

Jordan and that crazy blonde are not going to get engaged either. Krystal with a K and Chris are obviously for camera time only too. Please don't believe in the Bachelor, ever. Chris Hanson is going to have some #MeToo moments any day. That guy is so sleazy, talking about love and finding your "person" to 30 something year old famewhores. Nobody in real life talks about dating and love the way Bachelor contestants do. They act like they've never been to a bar or in love or had a one night stand or been fucked. Off screen they all hook up, across season pollination, six degrees of separation fucking.

Except Colton of course. I do believe he's never seen a vagina. Can't wait for the reunion though. Ha.

Looks like Robby might not have been the only cray cray in this relationship.

Well looks like Grocery Joe is going to put his dancing shoes on and will be appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Claims he can’t dance.

Please tell me the fraus are in on the joke with Jordan. Can anyone possibly think he's straight?

nooooo paradise love can be real!

Jade and Tanner!

Carly and whatshisname-the little hipster weasel guy that Chad beat up!

WEHT THE CHAD?

I told you guys, [R175]. Grocery Store Joe is the next Tony Manero!

“You should be dancin’, yeah....” 🎼🕺🏻

He also looks a tiny bit like Darren Criss to me in some shots...

Everyone thinks Grocery Store Joe is so humble and above it all but I am suspicious of anyone who goes on 3 reality shows in a matter of months.

I think Jenna and Jordan were both in on it, faking it to get publicity. But since somebody leaked her screen shots to Reality Steve Jenna is getting blamed.

What, [R183]? What screenshots of Jenna? Link please!

If anyone thinks gayJordan is not in on it, I question his or her ability to see or hear.

LMFAO!

I feel gullible. I just assumed that Jordan was gay but he’s a hell of an actor because he genuinely seemed infatuated with Jenna to the point where I thought I was wrong and he was actually straight.

She’d always been all over the place and it was obvious that they were not really together on the reunion show, but I never doubted he was legit and I so want to believe that he wasn’t in on this. I kind of feel like she would have said something about him being in on it in that text chain, but I’m probably being naive. I am a confessed hopeless romantic - it’s really the reason I watch this drek.

Straight as an arrow

I have to kiss a lot of horny girls.

[quote]Reality Steve just tweeted that finale and reunion show will be funny and that someone’s “past” will come back to haunt them.

Whose past came back to haunt them?

[quote]Reality steve just posted a major spoiler re: a major BIP couple. I am shocked and really disappointed. And mad at myself for still thinking this show is real.

What was the spoiler? I just watched the finale and none of these two things happened.

The best was Kamil dumping Analeese on the reunion after she spent 10 minutes telling Chris how everything was great. Even Chris was like "couldn't you have done this two days ago"

r190 A guy who says he has been dating Jenna this whole time showed her texts to Reality Steve. The text messages said Jenna loved her boyfriend and she was just pretending with Jordan and she didn't even like him, that if she needed to she could break up with Jordan and make Jordan look bad.

r190 the texts also said Jenna was doing her fake romance with Jordan for publicity for her business.

Jordan now claims he was blindsided by this although I am leery he was in on the fake relationship.

Jordan is blindsided? But he was just on the show 2 days ago telling Chris how happy he is.

r194 The after show was filmed before the texts came out

It doesn't matter. GayJordan being "blindsided" is laughable.

R191, lmao at that phony bitch Chris H. acting like he would’ve preferred Kamil to have dumped her off show. Prob in his contract to ask permission to do anything.

Also, is the female audience really that desperate for marriage? They’re always acting like this show will lead to true love. That Annalise was so delusional and her fans are even worse.

I can't believe even the fraus are not in on the joke at this point.

I love the audience members in n the live shows. How outraged and invested and moved they pretend to be over these pretty people that were "together" for 2-9 days on a beach in front of cameras.

I tried to insinuate Jordan is gay or that he had an arrangement with Jenna to pair up for publicity and have been slammed for it on a frau message board.

And we wonder how they marry the gay husbands.

Wasn't the very first Bachelor gay? Alex Michelle or something like that?

Funny r201 and true!

Link to the texts?

[quote]Reality Steve just tweeted that finale and reunion show will be funny and that someone’s “past” will come back to haunt them.

So this did not happen at the reunion show. What was he talking about? Whose past? Camel's?

Kamil is another one I don't buy as straight, although less obvious than Jordan or Robby

When the episodes aired where Benoit, the French Canadian, tries to move in on Jenna, he(Benoit) got a bunch of Pm's threatening death, or the removal of his balls from deranged fans.

Benoit looks like a chicken from Chicken Run.

r207, the fraus don't like it when you mess with gayJordan's woman.

Jordan ia a Curve Male Model.

Sorry, typo. "is" not "ia".

When is Colton's season? Will you hatewatch it, or is he too boring even for that?

Bachelor usually starts first of the year

The flames from Jordan can be seen from space. Are the fraus really this stupid?

Kamil is well know in NYC among the men.

No surprise, r214

Jared and Ashley are having a show all about their wedding.

cheesy sluts

Shocking, r216.

How did Jared get together with Ashley? For years she was chasing after him but he had no interest whatsoever. He wasn't even attracted to her. What changed all of a sudden? I understand this could happen to women but men usually know if they want to fuck someone the second they meet them. They don't realize it years down the road.

r219 She got a boyfriend from the Bachelor Winter Games show and slept with him and I guess Jared got jealous and realized he wanted Ashley. I think the boy doesn't realize he is gay.

Or they both realized they could extend their 15 minutes...?

But men instantly know if they want to fuck someone. Have you ever met a guy you weren't attracted to and then years later realized you actually were attracted to him and want to fuck him? No, it doesn't happen.

"Grocery Store Joe" bombed out on his dancing but he will probably get the fan votes on DWTS

I want to hear more about Kamil and his NYC gay adventures.

Grocery Store Joe is just a grocery store ho.

LMAO at Jordan dancing with Joe on DTWTS and Jordan's wardrobe malfunction