Matthew Perry’s bowels assplode

So he likes it rough . . .

Is that like a fisting thing?

It looks like it

I really feel bad for him because he's an addict who hasn't had the strength to come out. He will not end well.

Ew. By the looks of it his bowels exploded all over his face.

Long-time opiate drug abusers (cocaine, heroin, pills) can get serious GI tract illnesses. It's not that uncommon.

He looks like a penis.

First of all, the bowel is not inside of the rectum, hence, a penis is not the source or cause for a rupture.

This is a common issue with opiate addicts.

He must have found a man big enough to breach that second pussy.

What's he been eating, raw pine cones?

r6 is right.

I wonder if during his healing, he will read my illuminating interview with Vulture.

Didn't he suffer from urethral rupture during his 'Friends' days? Rumor has it he was into sounding.

“sounding” is so fucking stupid...just like saline! What ends up happening is you look like a mental case with a revolting volleyball nutsack like that hideous Australian firecrotch that had diarrhea all over noodles and beefs couch and cheated on him!

God he has aged soo badly in the last 10 years. He looks closer to 60. The closet kills.

If he still wants to "do Hollywood," he just needs a solid chin implant and some minor lower face surgery while they're in there.

And he needs rehab, regardless of his future plans.

I like Matthew; I honestly root for him.

[quote] What ends up happening is you look like a mental case with a revolting volleyball nutsack like that hideous Australian firecrotch that had diarrhea all over noodles and beefs couch and cheated on him!

Try to post next time when you're not on opioids, and maybe then you'll make sense.

Obviously he's not paying for a good enough publicist to say it's an "ankle" surgery or something benign.

[quote] He looks closer to 60. The closet kills.

That's not the closet. That's $200 million in Friends money with nobody to tell him NO when the drug dealer comes by.

Are these bowel problems related related to the chronic constipation opiates cause?

R2 Given the state of his chin, it's an all you can eat buffet thing. In the words of Scotty, "Captain, she canna take much more".

Weird fact his stepfather is Kieth Morrison from Dateline. Hope he doesn’t become a story on Dateline. I think he was slurring etc on a talk show this year it was embarrassing.

The "beginning of the end" for Matthew Perry was his reboot of "The Odd Couple."

He has such a bloated, smug chinless slappable face. I have always hated him and found his Success inexplicable.

Sad that his ass exploded, I guess. Thoughts and prayers.

[quote] found his Success inexplicable.

Chandler was still more appealing then Ross.

He's worth millions and millions of dollars and the man looks like a Skid Row derelict.

[quote] That's not the closet. That's $200 million in Friends money with nobody to tell him NO when the drug dealer comes by.

Indeed. His addiction is the culprit. The closet is just an accessory before the fact.

Why does his face look like that? What causes that bloat under his chin?

He should move to Cincinnati/ the Midwest where ugliness and the paps aren't an issue.

I'm surprised that he's only 48. I thought he'd be in his mid-50s by now. For some reason, I thought he was 30-ish when Friends started.

R29, he either has kidney issues, or drinking issues. Perhaps a bit of both!

R29 people with weak chins often have this issue when they age and or gain weight. A stronger chin and jaw can hold up the facial skin as is starts sagging after 45. In Perry's case the skin and fat pool in his neck. Heavy drinking and drugging aren't good for your skin and can cause bloating. Kidney problems can cause bloating is well. You don't have to be an addict to look like that. However most non-addicts who look him are older, have been fat all their lives, or have some illness. My grandmother's neck started looking like that right before she was diagnosed with stage 4 ovarian cancer, at age 89.

Even the least harmful of opiates can cause bowel issues. He's admitted to addiction to powerful opiates/opioids in the past so this is hardly surprising.

It's a shame as he used to be so beautiful.

He should have them remove that goiter while he's under the knife.

Ugh. Poor guy. Opiates must cause some form of fecal impaction. He seems so unhappy and lost, and that’s a shame.

He's an addict with a capital A. Opioids from morning until night, for many years.

He may look like a derelict, but he certainly doesn't live like one. He moved from the Shierra Towersch (Hi Lizcha!) to a great house on the Bird Streets, to the building in Century City where Candy Spelling bought the penthouse.

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OMG r39, what an awful - and embarrassing - way to go.

Oh, I feel sorry for the family of gerbils that will now be displaced.

He was cute, never "beautiful". Matt LeBlanc had the high wattage from the get go, in my opinion.

Right R18?! Who lets a story like this get out? Regardless of the cause, is this really something he wants in the news? He needs better assistants/PR people.

Opioid addicts who need surgery have a horrible time postoperatively, because it’s very difficult to manage their pain. Their tolerance levels are off the charts and the typical drugs are not effective. I’m sure he’s having a very tough time right now.

Does the horrendous constipation occur with long term abuse also, or is it a side effect that goes away over time? I've only taken Norcos on one occasion when I broke my left wrist and right elbow. I didn't have a BM for six days even after the stool softener and lots of prune juice (ugh) I guess it had its benefit because wiping would have been very difficult. It blew my mind that it was some addicts drug of choice, despite the I don't give a fuck feeling it produced. If it doesn't go away, these folks must be very well practiced at administering enemas to themselves.

R45, most of the addicts are so high most of the time, or so desperate to find their next fix... that they literally don’t pay attention to whether they’ve moved their bowels or don’t remember if they do.

So he may have had exploded bowels for awhile and only realised it when someone told him he was covered in shit?

Good lord, they must be super-addled. I can't imagine being so high or drunk not to notice the excruciating fullness. or lose count of the days. And I really liked the feeling Norcos gave me, but after the fourth day...

No way is he going to live to 50.

No more coke or pills for awhile!

r39 God that family is fucked up. And Gordon (Andrew's dad) is supposed to be the "normal" one. I'm surprised that branch had a typical Getty son.

Opioids literally turn your shit into cement. He probably had to have several feet of intestine removed. Poor guy.

Ewwwww. Wait- is this what Roseanne Connor was going through last season?

r52 Poor guy? He's got millions of dollars to take care of himself if he wants to use. He can go to a high-end private spa and have his intestines flushed out. Hell, he could hire someone to come to his house. Even if it got this far, he will be able to pay for the best care possible.

My sympathy in 2018 for closeted, millionaire addicts is pretty much nil.

[bold]"The One Where Chandler's Bowels Assplode"[/bold]

Chandler's important new job is sidelined by an embarrassing medical condition, and he begs Monica and Rachel not to tell Joey what it is. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross get in trouble for feeding a police horse a cookie from Central Perk.

r45 same here. I don't know how people who take narcos can deal with the constant constipation. I was once constipated for four days. Not having a BM for four days was AWFUL. The feeling of fullness and general misery was too much. When I finally was able to go, the sense of relief was incredible. And I only experienced that once in my entire life. On a constant basis? Good lord.

A low-level opioid like co-codamol or co-dydramol will give you uncomfortable constipation. High level drugs like the ones he's admitted to taking will back you up dangerously.

Oh, yes, R56. The feeling of release and relief was SO much better than the high it produced!

He's not gay and I'm the dame who can prove it!

Do they also give opioid pain killers to people who have had abdominal incisions? I imagine the exertion of trying to poop could rip open stitches.

Chronic users are chronically constipated but your body adapts and it's not debilitating. The shock to the system for a short term user-- after surgery or whatever-- is probably worse.

Stealth scat thread.

I hope you die slowly and painfully, OP.

F&F scat queens and all idiots who respond/enable them.

He's not gay. He used to date Julia Roberts.

Who shit in your Corn Flakes r62?

On the bright side, at least he's circumcised.

Holy shit… literally! Hopefully, he'll be able to rely on his self-defecating sense of humor and get through this.

I didn’t realize exploding bowels was a thing

Do you think this will catch on in Hollywood, or does Kim Kardashian's ass have to explode first?

Gay? Who has he been linked with?

Gross - I looked up opioid constipation and came across some horror stories on Reddit. Mostly from ex-heroin and oxycontin users. One guy's girlfriend didn't shit for a month and actual had fecal vomiting.

Yep - it's an actual thing. You can get so backed up with shit you vomit it out of your mouth. I couldn't fucking believe it.

So - yes, Matt's problem means he is full blown back into his addiction again. And it's hard to feel sorry for him with all the money in the world to help him.

R70, Jesus H Christ! Did she live? What happened!

I am glad that in my 53 years I never heard of this awful ailment.

Google "Yenshee baby." It's heroin users' slang for the diamond-hard giant ball of crap that rips through the intestine and asshole of opiate users trying to kick.

Matthew, Miriam Margolyes sends her love.

R71 - she passed out - her boyfriend took her to the hospital and told the ER doctor who said it is impossible not to shit for a month. Then they took x-rays and sure enough - she had 10 pounds of impacted shit in her colon, which is why she looked pregnant.

They did a few enemas on her for a few hours and got most of it out. She was literally 10 pounds lighter.

Not that there is anything glamorous about heroin or opioid addiction, but this should really be a lot better known. How did we not hear about this in school?

I'd love to see George Lucas impregnating Matthew - can you imagine the chin that child would have?!

That Reddit thread's OP is an autopsy photo of a heroin addict's colon cut open to reveal [bold]22 POUNDS[/bold] of impacted shit.

I had a bowel obstruction once and it was the worst pain. I had to be in the hospital on a morphine IV until they figured it out, and that still didn't make me pain-free, it just made me too doped up to care. Finally they figured it wouldn't undo itself, so opened me up and found it was due to scar tissue from an old surgery. Shortly after, and before my bowels started moving, I had the dreaded poo vomit that r70 mentioned.

That all happened in the space of a week, and I got off the opioids ASAP because I didn't want to poo out of my mouth again. They were able to operate laparoscopically so downtime wasn't too bad fortunately.

Miriam Margolyes is hysterical. I love that filthy old bitch!

His jawline: it needs lifting.

Bull shit! Humans do not poop vomit.

R75 you're right they really should have mentioned this shit in high school anti drug classes. It would have been so much more effective than the frying eggs this is your brain on drugs ad.

r81 It doesn't look exactly like a poo, but believe me it isn't something you forget. Horrible taste and feel, and it came up slowly for me. I was off solid foods for 5 days so it was impossible for it to be from food in the stomach. Also, I don't understand why you linked that article since it says:

[quote]Indeed, fecal vomiting is a genuine condition, rarely occurring in cases of severe constipation in which the colon is completely full of feces.

Its not turd - shit - from your colon. Its icky soup from your intestine.

During hospice care I witnessed the patient vomit recognizable fecal matter. There RN was also present and helped with the cleaning up. Prior to the "event" there were amazing sounds that preceded the appearance. patient died within 20 hrs.

This shit is hilarious!

Patty Duke died from this.

Why, R86?

Wow, some over-the-top reactions in this thread. Yes, opioid-induced constipation is a real thing, and addicts obviously are prone to some real ordeals, but most opioid users can take a weak laxative to balance the effects of the opioids on the intestines. Milk of magnesia is often all that’s needed. There are newer drugs like Naloxegol that work well too. Matthew is likely a mess because of illicit use, but persistent trouble is not tyoical for most people who axtually get a legitimate prescription.

Irrational fears are mostly due to patients prescribed it once who learn the hard way they’re stopped up in a matter of days. Doctors really should be better at warning patients who get prescribed a prescription after an injury or a surgery.

[quote]Irrational fears are mostly due to patients prescribed it once who learn the hard way they’re stopped up in a matter of days. Doctors really should be better at warning patients who get prescribed a prescription after an injury or a surgery.

And if they said "No," what alternative would there be?

Poor Mr.Perry. I feel bad for him and wish him a speedy recovery. Having suffered with IBS for what seems like ages, visceral intestinal pain isn't quite alleviated by opiates really. I fear his alcoholism is too blame as well, as too much drink increases water in the intestines and can cause bowel issues too. He has looked so unhealthy now for so long. Chandler was always my favourite "Friend" too. He usually looks so sad, something serious, if not the closet, is surely troubling him.

This thread is making me horny.

Could I BE anymore constipated?!

Opioid addict poop baby

Now was that really necessary R94?

How is it not relevant?

I’m afraid to look up sounding...

Hey, you know, shit happens.

Boy I'll tell you, there's something to the power of suggestion. Excuse me!

Matthew's not gay. Never has been, never will be.

It's Matt who's gay. Always has been. Always will be.

I hope wherever he goes from now on people will make farting noises at him

Mathew & Honey Boo Boo's mom have the same jawline.

Even after all her weight loss she still has that unusual jaw/neck line.

I wish painful deaths on all you scat trolls.

Nasty fucks.

Seek help.

It was the GI Joe that ruptured his bowel.

R99 try 10 months without a bowel movement

I genuinely wish him a speedy recovery. I also hope that in a year’s time he’ll have a funny hospital story to tell on Graham Norton...and that they will book Miriam Margolyes for the same show!

this was highly illuminating

[QUOTE]Possible causes are wide ranging, including trauma from a knife wound or eating a sharp object

Other 'possible' causes include ROUGH SEX, and ROUGH SEX, and ROUGH SEX !!

Does this mean we’ll have to start adding Matthew to our annual death watch list?

R109

You meant that you haven't been ?

This is some real shit right here!

Bowelzsh ashplode

Hey thash me! Shally Bowelzsh!

Shit just got real, y'all.

R94 It looks like a Surf &Turf entree.

I remember when the Getty heir was found dead with a bloody rectum and the bathroom floor covered in blood. I thought he had punctured himself with a Fleet Enema the night before his G.I. tests.

I knew that Elvis' drug addiction caused his twisted colon but I didn't know that crystal meth and opioids caused impacted feces.

Poor Matthew Perry. Do you think hes going to have to have a colostomy bag? That is far worse than his giant goiter neck.

R94 - WTF!!

You should be banned for life!

R61 speaks the truth.

“COLOSTOMIES ARE MY BAG!”

matthew perry’s new tote

This same thing happened to my brother who was a major drug user. After the initial surgery to repair his colon, he wore a colostomy bag for 3 months, before they could reconnect everything.

Bump

Matthew Perry is heading home after spending the last three months in the hospital following gastrointestinal surgery.

“He’s good,” a source tells PEOPLE, adding that the actor is “going home finally.”

The update comes just hours after the 49-year-old Friends star tweeted about his lengthy hospital stay.

“Three months in a hospital bed. Check,” he wrote on Friday, penning his first tweet in nearly six months.

A gastrointestinal perforation “occurs when a hole forms all the way through the stomach, large bowel, or small intestine. It can be due to a number of different diseases, including appendicitis and diverticulitis. It can also be the result of trauma, such as a knife wound or gunshot wound,” according to Healthline.com. A three-month bedridden recovery is normal given Perry’s condition.

Opiate drug abuse.

I looked up his age as I assumed from the photos that he was in his late 50s at least. I was sure he couldn't be in his 60s even though he looks like it.

Anyway - he's just turned 49!

Assploding does seem to age you.

Does one lose a lot of weight after assplosion trauma?

He sat his on his fat ass for three months in bed. If he was poor he'd have to get up and go to work.

Still I blame the Yoko Ono of Van Halen for the way this guy turned out.

R126: How does Valerie Bertinelli factor into this??

Ashplode.

What happened to Perry is really serious, and could have easily have turned out to be fatal. If you can not digest food properly, you die.

I hope that the three months included rehab. You cannot fuck with your stomach repeatedly, and make it out OK. Hopefully he has finally realized that he will die in one way or another from opiates if he doesn’t stop taking them.

Perry’s actually a nice guy. He’s incredibly lonely and isolates himself. One of the big reasons why he relapses again and again.

[quote]Perry’s actually a nice guy. He’s incredibly lonely and isolates himself. One of the big reasons why he relapses again and again.

I have absolutely no sympathy for wealthy people who find themselves in this sort of situation.

I am sorry I read this thread. Depressing and gross.

Alright, already, R130. We know. You’ve stated your lack of empathy more than once. Geez. Just STFU, already.

For some ridiculous reason, you seem to think that money is the answer to all of life’s problems, and that rich people should be able to shield themselves from depression, addiction, and physical or mental illness, because of their access to cash, or should at the very least bounce back from what ails them, because of money.

That’s just not how real life works, but you are convinced that it does. You’ve either never had money, or you do, and you are still an asshole, so you might have a point.

I wish the guy well, and hope to see him around town in good spirits, and sober.

Stay away from drugs, kids

I agree with r132. In addition, being famous would not be easy.

Bye Bye, Turdie

I once had some strange reaction to eating bananas and a heavy rice dish. They gave me some serious case of constipation. It was excrutiating. I understand some people get used to pain, but I put every single DL drama queen to shame that day.

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did he say what exactly caused it?

One a month,my Doctor every male over 50 should take a ducolax pill that works over night and helps get rid of any obstructions before they become a problem.

Uh, no... 3 months bedridden in the hospital is NOT “a normal recovery.”

He had one success. The vast majority in this world do not even have that. And he is white, attractive (not anymore but could have been). The show though quite bland was and is watched everywhere. A recent study published in nature shows many end up with one hot streak and 68% of artists and scientists have only 1 hot streak, and rarely more than 3. So he is among the majority. He threw away his life because he was unable to repeat that streak.

He should take some of his millions, get his neck done, get in shape, and come out of the closet. He is still very good looking and well hung under all that drug bloat.

So all these opioid junkies, Prince, Tom Petty, Demi Lavato, lil pump, lil peep, MGKelly must have been collectively constipated. Gee, celebrities are just like regular people! Well, maybe not like 'regular' people, but still. Butt still. Tee hee.

Miralax every day. In your morning coffee before you begin your daily drugging. Problem solved. Discipline, druggies!

[quote]“COLOSTOMIES ARE MY BAG!” matthew perry’s new tote

[quote]“sounding” is so fucking stupid...just like saline! What ends up happening is you look like a mental case with a revolting volleyball nutsack like that hideous Australian firecrotch that had diarrhea all over noodles and beefs couch and cheated on him!

[quote]Alright, already, [R130]. We know. You’ve stated your lack of empathy more than once. Geez. Just STFU, already.

Uh... that was my first post on this thread... so what exactly are you talking about?

Anyway, you've given your opinion and I'll give mine: the guy deserves no sympathy.... he has NO EXCUSE for being in such bad shape.

I remember Thomas DeQuincey wrote about constipation he suffered from taking laudanum--the beginning of a kind of junkie literary tradition.

R129 is one of those "Relapse is a part of Recovery" AA Nazis.

Why do people here argue about whether or not addictive or self-abusing celebrities "deserve" their sympathy, as if this so-called sympathy is some kind of magic fairy dust that grants value or power.

All it is is another version of frau/GOP/open-mouth types who offer their "thoughts and prayers." And the ones who snot about how they're NOT going to have ANY sympathy for someone are just declaring a different kind of cluelessness.

Miss Perry doesn't care one way or another and wouldn't notice if you all went up in a conflagration. He's too busy trying to poop through whatever opening they have provided him while figuring out how he can get high without anything noticing.

The AA Nazi accuser may be partly right about uninformed mindsets within calcified group support systems, but failed recovery/relapse/going off the wagon/slipping is often part of a longer-term process in which cessation of unhealthy behaviors will occur. So much "recovery" seem spontaneous and managed more easily than dreaded, but it comes after a lot of work and numerous "relapses."

So the person snitting was just getting a dig in at AA, but of course not doing anything else relevant. All about her issues, I guess.

And R129 sounds more like someone who really, really needs to say nice things about strangers who also are celebrities, fortified with information gleaned from the pages of "People."

WW for R149!

"He's a good guy! Thoughts & Prayers for his #SOBRIETY!"

[quote]did he say what exactly caused it?

He's been an opiate drug addict for years.

Decades.

If this idiot goes back to drugs, he'll be dead in a year.

[quote] did he say what exactly caused it?

[quote] He's been an opiate drug addict for years.

OK, but what excuse/reason did HE give for it? I'm too lazy to read the articles. Does anyone know?

I don’t think he’s still on drugs, but I don’t think you can drink and do hard drugs for 30 years and just walk away without some of it catching up with you later on.

R14 I need to see where you read such a fascinating story. I loathe when those big sacked assholes show up on tumblr.

I've been taking Tramadol and strained the other night on the loo.

Looked like a damn crime scene in the bowl.