I Am Convinced That Chris Evans is Gay

Chris Evans doesn't have an IG.

That guy is gay only in my wildest wet dreams!

Chris Pine fucked him.

I think you're wrong. I think he's one of the few rational straight men who just doesn't care about others' sexuality, or proving his own. I have a very straight friend who is the same way. I even looked at his internet porn once - browser history was all straight.

He's straight, but here we go again with the 10,000th "OMG HE MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HIS DICK IS NOT INSIDE A VAGINA." I'm not making fun of you, OP, but seriously - why do people on DL have this obsession with making every single straight guy gay?

I bet to differ, R1. The rest of you think whatever you want.

A guy hanging out at Pride means he must be gay? Really OP? Only dinosaurs in Alabama think that way in 2018.

Chris Evans seems like a genuinely nice guy. To me thar’s As important as sexual orientation .

He’s not even that hot anymore.

Chris Evans has an openly gay brother who is also an actor.

His comfort around gay men and participation in gay pride events is wholly understandable.

He's gay and picks some of the most unconvincing beards (Jenny Slate)

Some people don't want to put their relationships on social media, especially if they are a celebrity, so i'd say not having women around for him isn't really a receipt.

OP, you would have gotten away with this if it wasn't for that meddling Google.

Greeat! Now all you have to do is convince him that he's gay and you're all set!

Comments like r13 and r14 are why I come here.

I think he is gay or bi too. All the women he has been publicly linked to were either known lesbians, beards or co-stars. Also there are tons of rumours that he hooks up with men when high.

Maybe if you give him $20.

Why isn’t he married with kids yet?

[quote] tons of rumours

your cousin told you that rumor, huh?

R18 if you're not married with kids, then you're automatically gay? That's quite a stupid thing to think.

There were BI about him (suggesting that he is bisexual). He is very gay friendly, he and his gay brother have a great relationship (Scott is always embarrassing him)

Chris and Scott share the same first love.

[QUOTE] if you're not married with kids, then you're automatically gay? That's quite a stupid thing to think.

I never said that. I just made an observation, one that I find to be rather odd.

He's a dudebro and a douchebro breeder

Where’s the breeding? He’s 37 with no kids.

r15 Hating on people who bring gossip and question a celebrity's sexuality is certainly a great motivation to come to a gay message board.

[quote] if you're not married with kids, then you're automatically gay?

This is very common here. If a guy isn't married with kids by 30, then dammit what is wrong with him?

My late grandmother would tell these queens they are too old-fashioned.

I know a gay guy who was a waiter at Mistral in Boston and he confirmed that Evans was absolutely gay.

Well, as long as you're convinced that's all that matters.

He’s sexy

My cousin's sister works at the hotel where his brother stayed and said he is absolutely straight.

He's straight as a circle

Just because you have posters of him on your wall, doesn't make him straight. But, keep fantasizing!

He grew up as a suburban musical theater muffin. His mother ran a community theater and is an ex-dancer. He definitely gay adjacent. But he could be straight.

I will gladly volunteer my time to do some field research to test Dl's hypothesis of Chris Evans being gay.

His mother is very domineering and too involved in his life. Not that that means he's gay, of course.

I'm not saying he's light in the loafers but people are saying and they're saying it a lot in places like Hoboville, Kansas--Arent they great in Hoboville? They gave me a standing ovation there, even No Leg Louie, he got up on his little stump and was all, 'I like Trump!'--and they're saying where there's fire, there's smoke, and where there's smoke, there's dry ice and dry ice gets used at those Pride festivals when they have the gays and the flags and the rainbows and that's why I think he's gay. Lots of people are saying it!

r37 put down the bottle and get some sleep.

Op...one can have a fantastically fun time at pride surrounded by hot men and yet never have sex...sadly I know this from experience

He had the hots for Bucky. Everyone knew it.

I believe he's bi. I have no proof, obviously, and I'm probably wrong, it's just a feeling. But I believe he's bi anyway.

any actor that is linked to closet dyke bullock is gay. it is like been linked to taylor swift.

His dick is straight but his ass is gay, gay, gay.

R37: He said multiple times that he loved to go to gay bars with Scott and his friends.

Unfortunately his agent didn't love that at all and forbid him to do it

If Chris Evans turns out gay, I'm finally gonna have a perfect gaydar. Like my every crush so far has turned out either gay/bi, except Chris E.

r45 actually, add Henry Cavill in there too.

Such hostility to the suggestion Evans may be gay. One might even begin to suspect that gay gossip sites are policed by PR shills who are paid to shoot down any such notions.

He's straight as can be. I have zero hostility toward suggestions that he's gay. I wish he was. Well, I wish he was gay AND my lover. But, both are just fantasies, I'm afraid.

Its rumored that his mother is forcing him from coming out as being gay. She Doesn’t want to have two gay sons and also, she benefits from Chris money ( marvel= straight) so idk

Totally gay

Mistral restaurant is gay adjacent to the well known gay bar in Boston, Club Cafe.

You could throw a rock and hit it. Entirely possible he put a different color wig on and went in disguise.

I’d hit it.

[quote] Its rumored that his mother is forcing him from coming out as being gay. She Doesn’t want to have two gay sons and also, she benefits from Chris money

The stupid stuff that people make up on here. It's only a "rumor" because your'e saying it.

Totally straight

So, what if he is gay? How will him coming out directly affect your life?

I once saw him on the train in NYC and it looked like he made eye contact with my female friend who was sitting across from him. Well, it just so happens that her boyfriend's little brother is gay. So, obviously Chris is gay. Duh. Some of you are so thick headed.

Not sure if he’s gay nor not. He’s only dated women. I like to think that he doesn’t advertise his public life because he has pretty bad anxiety. He’s talked pretty openly about anxiety and panic attacks, and sure sounds like an anxiety sufferer on his old live streams. He’s also into a TON of self-help shit.

most folks know he is, and don't care

nice guy

yea, jenny slate? pick a better one babe

R49: That's absurd, her mother can be more supportive of Scott. She seemed a really nice woman.

If someone forcecd him to stay in the closet (i don't think he is gay, maybe bi) is his agent and his team, not his family

i wanted to say she can't be more supportive

I never had a brother. Is it really normal for brothers to suck each other off? Asking for a friend.

I was on 6th grade, when one of my friends told us that he and his brother suck each other from time to time. He said they're still straight, I viewed it back then as a helping mouth.

R60 No it's not normal, but some siblings do have strange relationships that can include incest.

[Quote] any actor that is linked to closet dyke bullock is gay. it is like been linked to taylor swift.

When was he linked to Bullock?

[quote]I never had a brother. Is it really normal for brothers to suck each other off? Asking for a friend.

I have a brother, and the mere thought of him in any kind of sexual situation is enough to make me vomit.

I am convinced that Chris Evans is straight. But, he's so hot and gay friendly that I want him to just be gay because I can't accept that a straight man who is not intimidated, confused, or homophobic etc. can't possibly exist, even though that's what I whine about all the time.

My spirit guide told me that one time at band camp he let another guy suck his wiener.

Chris looks like he had some "freshening" before the Avengers: Endgame world tour.

he's super sweet

r66 They all get "refreshed" before these movies drop. It's in their contracts.

There are videos of him hitting on scantily clad women (stalkers).

Did anyone else want to sign the petition to remove Kevin Spacey from homosexuality and add Chris instead?

He’s wearing a bad toupee at R70.

[quote]I never had a brother. Is it really normal for brothers to suck each other off?

No, that's what cousins are for.

I don’t think he’s gay, but he’s probably at least “straight” but down for guys if the moment’s right. he’s a very shy and self-deprecating guy, a lot of his psychological issues point to having problems accepting sexuality, which wouldn’t be surprising given his background. Still, I don’t think he’s gay, probably just the kind of guy who’d suck his best friend’s dick if they asked him to.

I don’t care, he’s needlessly tiring. He considers himself a “serious actor” despite having whored himself out to Marvel for almost a decade and only having done schlocky rom-coms and one good Korean made film otherwise. He’s an exhausting theatre queen, but he seems sweet despite his arrogance. He doesn’t seem particularly smart to me though, so it’s hard to blame him for his “I’m a serious actor” bullshit, considering most dumb pretty boys in hollywood think that of themselves.

Well r74.