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I was on a cruise and met Benedict Cumberbatch. He was a dud in the sack but was so funny and gentlemanly I had sex with him on multiple days. He wanted to introduce me to his family. At the next port we were to meet his favourite aunt for golf.

by Anonymousreply 10406/07/2019

When I was in my late teens I had a dream that I had a 3way with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. To this day I don't know what it meant.

by Anonymousreply 108/06/2018

I’m at a party with Ryan Phillippe. He’s eating a cake with white frosting and an apricot or orange compote. He wants to eat me instead of cake, so we start kissing. At some point, I am no longer with him, but Julian Morris is there, and eventually we are having sex.

by Anonymousreply 208/06/2018

He said dreams R2, not DAYdreams

by Anonymousreply 308/06/2018

I’m working in an ad agency with Joni Mitchell. She turns on me for no reason at all, and is just an incredible bitch. I realize it started when I corrected her spelling on an “extra British U” word in one of her song titles, “Impossible Dreameur.”

by Anonymousreply 408/06/2018

No, r3. I had that dream. I write them down.

by Anonymousreply 508/06/2018

Dreams w/Topher Grace, Aaron Tveit, and Ben Whishaw.

by Anonymousreply 608/06/2018

Donald trump fucked me with a wine bottle :/

by Anonymousreply 708/06/2018

George Michael when "Faith" was popular. I woke up covered in my own goo.

by Anonymousreply 808/06/2018

I dream that George Michael and Janet Jackson had a threesome. Once with a female and second with a male.

by Anonymousreply 908/13/2018

Madonna in 1984, tight pussy and perfect bewbes. Then it was Jan Michael Vincent and Marc Singer and Tony Danza.

by Anonymousreply 1008/13/2018

Morrissey, it was weird but surprisingly good lol

by Anonymousreply 1108/13/2018

Snowed in at a hotel. Meet a man. Have dirty, kinky sex.

Wake up from my nightmare in shock.

Did I really dream I fucked Paul Ryan? Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan? I was literally scarred for months after. Couldn't watch CNN in fear I would see his face and suffer flashbacks. Not really a celebrity though...

by Anonymousreply 1208/13/2018

Jessica Alba arranged for me to sleep with Tyler Perry. In return she would clear off my credit cards and give me a $5000 bonus. It sounded like a great deal . Tyler and I hung out in his hotel room and watched Ryan Reynolds movies.

by Anonymousreply 1309/05/2018

OMG this is embarrassing but, Scotty from the USS Enterprise. He wasn't even my favourite. I had a thing for Sulu and Spock. It happened in a spaceship type chair.

I've had good ones, too, but that's always the first dream I remember.

by Anonymousreply 1409/05/2018

Jeff Goldblum, completely naked, tied to a tree with a massive hardon. Me- sucking him dry. I was 8 when I had this dream. And Im not ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 1509/05/2018

Sting, from the time he was appearing in "Dune"

and, i didn't get all the way with it, but I was on a wood pier on a lake sparkling from the sun, and a 26-28 year old Charlie Chaplin was about to kiss me when the cat's yowling woke me up. I was so frustrated I threw the cat off the bed.

by Anonymousreply 1609/05/2018

Tom Hanks, but circa You’ve Got Mail. 🍆

by Anonymousreply 1709/09/2018

Seth Rogan. He cried after sex

by Anonymousreply 1809/09/2018

Patrick Stewart. I went around for a month looking for a bald guy with shoulders like Brillo pads, until it wore off.

by Anonymousreply 1909/09/2018

I dreamed that Nick Lachey knocked on my hotel room door. I open it and he is drunk and passes out in my arms. I put him to bed and he wakes up and starts kissing me and feeling my boner. Then the dream stopped.

by Anonymousreply 2009/09/2018

I was climbing up stairs behind Jon Stewart. He hesitated, and my face was even with his blue jean clad ass. I made a comment about the “view”. When we reached top of stairs, he fucked me senseless. Another dream: I was caught naked with Justin Long (I know, really?) Nothing sexual happened until someone walked in on us. I thought it best to hide our nakedness by sitting in his lap. I woke up before things got out of hand. (Still not as horrible as the Paul Ryan nightmare)

by Anonymousreply 2109/09/2018

I dreamt It was hugged by Michael Avenatti, which was a thrill in itself!

by Anonymousreply 2209/09/2018

"I dreamt I...."

by Anonymousreply 2309/09/2018

I've had several. Last year the night of the Oscars I had one that I still think about.

I was at a house party at some random college. I was walking down the hall and suddenly Emma Stone appeared and pulled me into a closet and literally started GOING AT ME, licking my neck, kissing me, french making out, it was outrageous. I was so shocked in the dream. She looked at me and said, "You better get your act together."

We were madly in love for about thirty seconds. It was so real. She told me I was her savior and all this shit. And then the subject of sodomy came up and her eyes bulged open with excitement.

Fucking awesome stuff.

by Anonymousreply 2409/09/2018

I dreamed I was taking an improv class with Noel Fielding, who told me I was too stiff and inhibited, and that I needed to be loose and relaxed. He offered to "shag me" to help loosen me up and I consented.

by Anonymousreply 2509/09/2018

As a small boy I dreamt of David Hedison from Voyage to the bottom of the sea. I was only about 5 but I distinctly remember having the incredible warm feeling in my tummy for some time. something I recognised as an orgasm when I was 15 or so.

by Anonymousreply 2609/09/2018

I was being forced to audition for Veronica Mars and performed a simulated sex scene with Enrico Colantoni.

by Anonymousreply 2709/26/2018

I'm an extra in a Hugh Jackman movie and I'm plucked out of the crowd because the director needs his character to take 'mine' and use as a hostage to get out of a mess.

We spend 10 hour days with my back up against his chest and his arm wrapped around me.

I ask the director if I can 'do this' as I use my hands to hang onto his arm/bicep.

We end up working a lot and become pals and we meet off set and everything I ever heard about him is true.

by Anonymousreply 2809/26/2018

Madonna, she had a dick.

by Anonymousreply 2909/26/2018

Jamie Leigh Curtis. She had a dick...and a front hole.

by Anonymousreply 3009/26/2018

I dreamed I met Matt Bomer at a cafe and we talked awhile. He was very nice and invited me to his home and introduced me to Simon and his children. Then Simon yelled at him for letting me in and made me leave. Sorry, no sex in that dream.

by Anonymousreply 3109/26/2018

R31, that dream could easily come true.

by Anonymousreply 3209/26/2018

I had a dream of having sex with Jeff Bridges in the late 1980s. I don't remember any of the details but I woke up feeling very fulfilled and then disappointed because it was just a dream.

by Anonymousreply 3309/26/2018

I had a dream about Sgt. Jones from Midsomer Murders. He kept telling me how nice my hair looked! I cannot tell you why.

He's not my usual type but he was in LOVE with me and we went down to the pub and then back home to fuck.

It was one of those dreams that is long and in great detail...

by Anonymousreply 3409/26/2018


by Anonymousreply 3509/26/2018

About a year ago I dreamt that I was rimming Cole Sprouse. I had to leave for a bit, so I told him to wait for me. He just lay there...legs in the air and ass wide open.

I felt like a creep all day the next day 'cause I think he still kinda looks like a child. Ewww...

by Anonymousreply 3609/26/2018

I've been watching "Schitt's Creek" and recently had a fooling-around dream with Dan Levy. It/he was fun. Would Totally Do IRL, as the kidz wld txt.

by Anonymousreply 3709/26/2018

Giving blow job to Erik Estrada during his Chips days.

by Anonymousreply 3809/26/2018

I practically never have sex dreams (celebrity or otherwise), but I once dreamed that I was sucking on Zayn Malik's toes; I woke up incredibly horny.

by Anonymousreply 3909/27/2018

Robert Conrad, multiple times. I'd half-wake up and fap away in a hazy state.

by Anonymousreply 4009/27/2018

Mark Feuerstein and Ben Shenkmsn from ROYAL PAINS.

by Anonymousreply 4110/09/2018

I woke from a shocking sex dream about Jonathan Banks (Mike from "Better Call Saul,") years ago when he was on "Wiseguy." I have no idea why; my also balding boyfriend was right there beside me in bed.

I dreamed I was walking with Sinead O'Connor to many ATM machines getting enough money to take a trip to Vegas. I kept trying to work up enough nerve to kiss her.

I dreamed George Clooney wanted to marry me, but just then, my sweaty Belizean boyfriend came round the corner and I decided stick with him. (WTF?)

Most recently, Jon Stewart gave me the dreamy oral pleasure and would not be deterred.

Hats off to those who keep the dream synopsis brief.

by Anonymousreply 4210/10/2018

I've had loads about Russell Tovey and Jimmy Somerville, but not together.

by Anonymousreply 4310/10/2018

[quote]I had a dream of having sex with Jeff Bridges in the late 1980s.

Did he show you his DL legendary party trick?

by Anonymousreply 4410/10/2018

Daniel Radcliffe wanted me to be his "Daddy".

by Anonymousreply 4510/10/2018

My (real life) partner and his friend tied up Mads Mikkelsen and shot a big black hole through his heart.

by Anonymousreply 4610/10/2018

Not a sex dream, but more like a sex drowse. This morning while lying in bed I imagined I was the set doctor for the tv series Tarzan and I had to give Ron Ely a comprehensive physical examination and distribute the result to the production company execs. I assured Ron that the bruised testicle was healing nicely from what I could see.

by Anonymousreply 4710/10/2018

I have dreams with TV and movie people in them. They aren't famous personalities in my dreams, just people interacting with me. I dreamt one of the guys in How I Met Your Mother was hiking with me, but it was just a normal relationship and not focused on him being famous. My sex dreams are really great but never have famous personalities in them. My interpretation of dreams is remembering how I actually felt in the dream and that usually helps me understand their representation in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 4810/10/2018

Iggy Pop, circa CANDY. So he was not in his flush of youth, but was still hot. He ran a B&B and I seduced him.

Funny thing is I have met him in real life in Paris, outside of a famous eclair store. My Dominican friend and I were talking in English and he with one of his minders chatted to us for a few minutes before he was dragged off. I didn’t let on I recognised him. My Dominican friend is a Kylie fan and had no idea who he was.

by Anonymousreply 4910/25/2018

Delroy Lindo is my mailman. Asked if I had something to drink. He unzipped his blue mailman pants and pulled out his fat cock and balls. Turned me around and fucked me slowly for about five minutes and then told me he was going to "unload" in me. Grunts and groans and shoots a big load in my ass. Pulls out, turns me around and sucks me off swallowing most of my huge load. The rest he shared with me while passionately kissing me. As he drinks his water and is about to leave, I remind him to put his cock and balls back in his pants.

by Anonymousreply 5010/25/2018

I dreamt that I was having a three way with Mr French and Uncle Bill. There was light fisting - DP and ATM - but it was very sweet and tender. (FYI Uncle Bill is a bossy verbal bottom - who knew? ). We were interrupted by Cissy pounding on the door because she had found the spring 2001 Gap Playlist.

I woke up sticky and confused- so I took my nerve medicine and had a couple of gimlets.

And then the Darfur Orphan came over with a pound cake- he seemed really agitated and he kept talking about Patsy Ramsey . We went into my bedroom but it wasn’t really my bedroom - it was a tastefully decorated B&B on a working ranch outside of Pawhuska, Oklahoma. Simply Sara was there fixin’ crab rangoons (she makes the best rangoons). We ate, we laughed , we exchanged oral. He wasn’t on PREP and Sara is such a stickler.

I woke up a second time - sticky and confused- a dream within a dream.

by Anonymousreply 5110/25/2018

David Bowie. He had a tiny blue penis. And by blue, I mean smurf colored.

by Anonymousreply 5210/31/2018

I was having sex with Debra Messing and yanked off her wig.

by Anonymousreply 5310/31/2018

A few weeks ago, I dreamed I had sex with 'Vikings' hunk Alexander Ludwig! And he shot a load in my mouth! :-)

I woke up coughing phlegm. :-(

by Anonymousreply 5410/31/2018

Scott Bakula in his Behind The Candelabra getup, you jealous bitches.

by Anonymousreply 5511/01/2018

What is a "Vikings hunk"?

by Anonymousreply 5611/01/2018

I was hot forr Scott Bakula when he played in that time travel show. I think it was time travel. I remember him having no shirt either.

by Anonymousreply 5711/01/2018

I was having sex with Allison Janney and yanked off her wig.

by Anonymousreply 5811/01/2018

Years ago, but probably a decade after I'd last seen MadTV or thought about him, I had an intense sex dream about Michael McDonald.

by Anonymousreply 5911/01/2018

I dreamt I was in some kind of Little House on the Prairie town and had to see the doctor who was Armie Hammer. He gently examined me and then began kissing and fondling and going down on me. It was great. I had never even thought about him before but now I feel woozy every time I see him in something.

by Anonymousreply 6011/01/2018

"What is a "Vikings hunk"? " - R56.

There is a thing called television.

Television has things called TV programs.

One of those TV programs is called 'Vikings.'

One of the actors on that TV show is actor Alexander Ludwig.

Actors are people who get paid money to pretend to be other, sometimes fictional, people.

Hunky actors are usually male, and are considered handsome by viewers.

R56 is a thing called a moron.

Morons are very very stupid people.

by Anonymousreply 6111/02/2018

Stephen Fry. It was ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 6211/02/2018

Ok, so I dreamed I was at Dom eventborbither and Beyonce dissed the Kardashians and then gave James Woods a lap dance.

Not to be outdone, I then had public sex with Mick Jagger. She

by Anonymousreply 6312/08/2018

^ *at a public event

by Anonymousreply 6412/08/2018

I dreamt that I was at a drug bust at Brad Pitt's house last night. All the Ocean's cast were there Julia, Damon, and Clooney (who was giving info to the feds like a real snake lol). Pitt was put in handcuffs and led away. Julia was flirting with all these big black men I assume were pro athletes or something.

Cool dream.

by Anonymousreply 6512/09/2018

R65 Very cool.

by Anonymousreply 6612/09/2018

I was in a real life version of a video game with John Gallagher Jr, only he was tall, blond and tan.

by Anonymousreply 6701/27/2019

Marky Mark chased me down the street spraying cologne on me.

by Anonymousreply 6801/27/2019

In Chris Meloni’s bedroom, tied up face down while he dipped his fist in a can of Crisco.

by Anonymousreply 6901/27/2019

Kerry Washington played my dentist in one dream I (GWM) had.

by Anonymousreply 7001/27/2019

Last night I dreamed I was having an affair with Jeremy Irons. The main part of the dream was taken up with having a face to face confrontation with Sinead Cusack, whom I ended up liking (but not lusting) much more than Jeremy. She had a marvelous flat with lots of white lace.

by Anonymousreply 7101/27/2019

I was staying in holiday accomodation, the upscale dorm type you see at ski resorts, and had semi public sex in the common room with a red haired man who kind of looked like Ben Foster, but “nicer” in the face. Then he looked more like Damian Lewis, who unfortunately compulsively licked his lips and gurner; think David Tennent.

by Anonymousreply 7203/16/2019

Y'all are lucky. I'm 51 and have never had a full-on sex dream. Closest I've ever come is a dream where a cute coworker felt me up. Other than that, never a sex dream in my life. Dammit.

by Anonymousreply 7303/16/2019

I woke up and Matt Bomer was sleeping next to me, in my bed. He was snoring lightly and his lips were slightly parted. I put my hand on his chest, tried to wake him, but he kept sleeping. I went to the kitchen and Stephen Colbert was there in an apron making pancakes. He asked me for chocolate chips and I woke up. Have no idea to this day what it meant.

by Anonymousreply 7403/16/2019

I had an arranged marriage to Freddie Highmore. But in my dream, I thought “but this has to be a dream, because Freddie Highmore is dead”. So bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 7504/15/2019

I dream about worshiping St Louis Cardinal Matt Carpenter with my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 7604/15/2019

A few years back, I had a very vivid dream of taking Eric Mabius to pound town on my back porch ¯_(ツ)_/¯

by Anonymousreply 7704/15/2019

One of the best threads ever. Keep them coming!

by Anonymousreply 7804/15/2019

As a gayling, I had a dream where I went swimsuit shopping with Jon-Erik Hexum. I remember we were in the dressing room together and trying on Speedos, he asked me to help him adjust himself and did the same for me. In the dream he smelled of Old Spice and his body hair was incredibly soft.

As an adult, a few years ago I had a dream where I just moved into a new building, and my neighbor was Raul Esparza, but as his character from L&O: SVU, the DA. He came over the night I moved in in shorts, flip flops, and a loose and unbuttoned short sleeved shirt with a bottle of wine. We drank and chatted, then as the DA said, “I love hairy blondes” as he ran his fingers thru my hair and across my chest (I then realized I lost my shirt at some point lol). Next we’re in my bed, and he’s pounding me to heaven and beyond and talking dirty to me in Spanish, and I’m calling him “Rafa”. Jerked off to that dream many, many times.

by Anonymousreply 7904/15/2019

David Speers of Sky News Australia

by Anonymousreply 8006/04/2019

I made out with David Corn (Mother Jones/MSNBC contributor).

by Anonymousreply 8106/04/2019

Madonna comes to my house and demands that I go out and get her six different bottles of beer. It takes a lot of searching but I come back with the beer in a six-pack carrier. She is so happy with me that she rips off my shirt, kisses me, and forces me down to the floor. Then we go into the backyard which has turned into a sea of mud. We wrestle in the mud and she comes up filthy but I come up clean. I asked my shrink what this dream meant and he said it was a "clout" dream, which confused me even more. BTW I'm a gay male.

by Anonymousreply 8206/04/2019

I have this recurring dream that I'm an eldergay who is obsessed with Jon Erik Hexum who yanks my wig off. I have no idea who Jon Erik Hexum or who the eldergay are.

by Anonymousreply 8306/06/2019

r77 = Guy Fieddi

by Anonymousreply 8406/06/2019

No sex. Just a celebrity: Mark Wahlberg chases me and two of my friends (I don’t know them IRL) down the street, spraying us with cologne. We run to get in the car to go to the police, and that’s when I wake up. All the cars are really small. It is summer.

by Anonymousreply 8506/06/2019

Almost sex. Dorm room. Three guys with perfect, shirtless bodies. #1 is Shawn Mendes. #2 is I don’t remember, but I think he's famous. #3 is Nick Jonas. #2 is going to rub oil on #1’s already glistening body. I get up to leave, saying “Well, I’ll leave you to your three-way.”

by Anonymousreply 8606/06/2019

When I was in college in the mid-80s, I dreamed I was naked underneath bear skins on a horse-drawn sledge with Joan Collins somewhere in Austria during the wintertime. She was also naked under the bearskins, and offered to give me a hand job. I said sure, and she proceeded to take her hand from under the skins, revealing her long fingernails, and plunged it under the skins on my side. I could not feel anything , and then after a while she took her hand out, and her nails were dripping with my blood. I woke up with a start.

by Anonymousreply 8706/06/2019

Non-sex dreams w/Jake Gyllenhaal numerous times. Once with Tom Sturridge. Also: Heath Ledger, John Mulaney, Matthew Goode, Richard Madden.

by Anonymousreply 8806/06/2019

I’m at a Broadway show sitting next to Sting. As we leave the theatre he starts holding my hand as we walk up the aisle and it dawns on me that we are “together” and on some type of date.

Also it turns out two friends from college are all the sudden behind us, notice Sting holding my hand, and then start whispering furiously about it. This makes me feel very proud and happy to have gotten this gossipy reaction. Like I’m part of a wonderful little secret.

Next thing we are on the street and climbing into a private car where we start kissing passionately as soon as we drive off. The dream ended before we actually had sex.

by Anonymousreply 8906/06/2019

Why don't I have sex dreams? I almost never do.

by Anonymousreply 9006/06/2019

[quote] He was a dud in the sack

So OP, even your sex dreams are unsatisfactory?

by Anonymousreply 9106/06/2019

Too complicated to explain the whole dream, but it involved Walter Cronkite, Henry Kissinger, and Kitty Carlisle Hart.

by Anonymousreply 9206/06/2019

Me neither r90. And I don't think I've ever seen a celebrity in a dream.

by Anonymousreply 9306/06/2019

Oh, I have celebrities in my dreams all the time, r93. Just no sex.

by Anonymousreply 9406/06/2019

I am a gay man who has only ever had one sex dream in my life, when I was a teenager, I dreamt I had sex with the dead body of a female co-worker. It was so disturbing to me, I was just beginning to come to terms with my attraction to my own sex and feeling a great deal of guilt and wondered what the fuck was the matter with me that I would have such a dream. I already knew I was gay without a doubt, and not the least interested in any woman, and the concept of necrophilia had never even occurred to me and has zero interest to me then and now.

I feel so cheated that I can't have fun exciting dreams sex dreams with guys I find desirable but I am also glad I have never had a dream like that again. Fortunately I quickly realized that we have no control over what we dream and our dreams don't define us.

I was reluctant to even post this because I know there are straight people who read these posts and would use this to label gay people as sick, but I am one of the nicest people you could ever meet, I would never purposely hurt another human being. So screw them and their bigotry, their hatred of people because of who they love is more sick than one dream I didn't like and had no control over and doesn't define me.

by Anonymousreply 9506/06/2019

R94 I don't believe I've ever dreamed of any people I don't know irl.

by Anonymousreply 9606/06/2019

Lately I’ve been having weird dreams in which Rick Schroder and Jason Bateman, legal age of course, are fucking between theological debates.

by Anonymousreply 9706/06/2019

What am I, R97, chopped liver?

by Anonymousreply 9806/06/2019

Nobody had any dreams last night?

by Anonymousreply 9906/07/2019

Perez Hilton was my barber and gave me a hand job.

by Anonymousreply 10006/07/2019

[quote]Nobody had any dreams last night?

Friends I grew up with who did not become celebs.

by Anonymousreply 10106/07/2019


by Anonymousreply 10206/07/2019

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 10306/07/2019

I once had a dream about Betty Crocker but, luckily, it wasn’t sexual.

by Anonymousreply 10406/07/2019
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