Are you supposed to masturbate your horse?

Yeah, well, maybe YOU don't masturbate YOUR dogs and hamsters, OP . . .

Nope - not true. Either you made up that story, she made it up, or she was/is into bestiality.

I can't even imagine how this would come up in a conversation...un;ess you were house sitting for her, and were given a TO DO list...

Christ.

Don't feed the weird sexual fetish troll. It's getting its rocks off.

I once gave a handjob to a boy who looked like SJP. Does that count?

Yes.

Only if the horse pays you $25 and offers you a cigarette afterwards.

Of all the things I've pondered in life, this wasn't one of them. . .

You are horrible R6

Marwen looks really cheesy based on the trailer.

^ sorry wrong thread!

You need to clean a gelding's sheath, but that's a far cry from jerking him off.

I grew up on a farm with 5 siblings and we had to take turns jerking off the horses...We didn't refer to it as masturbation, but looking back, that's exactly what it was. It was a messy job as you can imagine.

Not everyone jerks off horses but many do

Are you discriminating horses OP? Horses have the equal rights as human beings. They have the rights to fuck or be masturbated by human beings

I’m thankful for this thread. I’ve often fantasized about being fucked by a horse, but was too ashamed to admit it. 🐴💦

No. Only if you are collecting semen then you use an artificial vagina.

This masturbation, is however, perhaps akin to what OP's horse owning friend likes

This might explain the chewed-hair look many horsey-women sport. The game of Lesbian, Horse Hoarder, Both is very difficult once you get out to the rural areas.

Yes, OP. You are supposed to masturbate your horse.

Mr Hands...

The facial expressions of Dear Rosalind Russell as Mrs. Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside masturbating horses down at Shady Thicket appeals to me.

Yes, we are supposed to masturbate all of our four-legged friends. Why else do you think God gave us hands?

What about the lady horses??

How it came up is complicated and also boring. A long road to get nowhere. So don’t make me say.

She said you need to do it to maintain the horses strength and because they can become ill if they don’t ejaculate periodically.

When I was a kid my Mom’s friends were talking about sexing a female cat with a softened chopstick because it was supposed to alleviate her being in heat. Of course they were new age hippies and my Mom thought they were deranged.

Yes.

Yes, of course.

You may also suck them off periodically.

But being Gay is unnatural and offense to God.