I just bought my 7th Tiffany-*Style* lamp today. Here it is!

Actually, yeah, kinda.

Gay much?

Bless your heart, OP.

Why, OP?

[Quote] Gay much?

Very.

Fat ass housecowcunt much, r2 ?

Why not, r4?

Repetitive, r6. Also, unless they're posed at exactly the right height, which differs from lamp to lamp, you can find they shine directly in your eyes when you're reading a book. Two friends of mine have them in every public room in their house, and most of them are annoying AF.

OP, what kind(s) of flowers are those and why are they together?

Congratulations for being a materialistic cunt!

r7, here's another one just for you, hon.

7th??! I'm more envious of your big abode - if you have enough space to fit 7 lamps there.

Hi Grandma!

r8, it's called the pond lily lamp.

r9 is soooooooooo jealous!

My dream is to have a Tiffany-style huge-ass stained glass window. Like in the Met.

OP, the Tiffany-Style celebrated nature and used sultry curves, eyelash-kissed glass, and warm bulbs. Your lighting comes from a schizophrenic grandma who modifies pizza hut lamps.

We discussed this in 2011 and we agreed you would stay away from reverse-painted lamps. Yeah, you agreed. Stop lying.

I also love these small Turkish lamps. They're on Amazon for $38.00. They are very cute. I don't know how the quality is though.

R16 / unhinged loon,

"And on that day R17 learned she was epileptic and we all laughed and laughed and laughed at her. Stupid bitch."

I'll bet you have this one.

I agree with R11! I just did a quick inventory, and I have six lamps (and a lava lamp), and there just isn't anywhere to add another lamp. I see some really nice ones at antique malls, but I force myself to resist.

[Bold] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHIT IN OUR MOUTHS !!!!!

It's hideous.

R22 would be the one jamming a spoon into R17's mouth as she's foaming at the mouth and ripping a prolonged chief queef.

Fuck the haters.

I've got a fake Tiffany dragonfly lamp by my bed, and I wouldn't trade it for anything butcher because I like looking at the glowing red dragonflies!

I already had seven Tiffany style lamps, so it's about time you catch up OP. I have four in the bedroom, one in the den, two in the living room.

Mine are more sedate though, four look a bit like umbrellas in cream, one is mission style, and two are solid cream with an ornate wrought-iron style overlay. One is blue and floral - it's my least favorite as the blue glass makes the lighting harsh, so I rarely turn it on.

Ew, why would you want a lamp that features giant flying bugs? Freak.

R24 = a projecting unhinged bi polar mental case

It’s not my cup of tea. Definitely NOT jealous bitch. But it’s harmless, so whatever floats your boat I guess.

Please put the spoon down when you say that, R28.

"WILFORD BRIMLEY SITS ON MY FACE AFTER EATING CHILI AND KRAUT"

...........

It's not real Tiffany. It looks like something from Wendy's before they remodeled.

Will you be willing these to your ungrateful grand nieces, along with the Avon perfume bottles? Will the toupee be donated to a cancer charity?

Gurl them some old lady lamps

Whose grandmother started this thread?

R36 - U knew here? The tastes of sum of this prissy old queens is something to b hold.

The least you could do is apologize. I collect Franklin Mint!

^^^^ Not OP.

In 1974 I bought my mother a silver Christmas square thingy from the Franklin Mint, but she died, and I got it back. Offers are now being accepted.

I collect them too, OP! They go well with my many capodimante pieces.

OP you should definitely include that lamp in the list of items for your nieces hope chest.

OMFG!!!!!!!!! It was just delivered. I set it up and it is so fucking GORGEOUS !!!!!

[quote] Fat ass housecowcunt much

I LOL'ed!

I don't have the taste of an eighty six year old retired librarian, so, no, I am not jealous.

Very pretty, OP, ignore the idiots. If we're going to be "materialistic cunts", at least do it with style like you are. I love it.

OP = Liberace

[Quote] I don't have the taste of an eighty six year old retired librarian, so, no, I am not jealous.

Are you sure about that, hon? You're the OP of the "65th Anniversary of the film The Band Wagon", the Joey Heatherton thread "YAAAASSS! My homosexuality has been restored" and the "Solid Gold dancer" thread?

You're a fossil, dear. Nice try, sweetie.

[Quote] OP = Liberace

Says the sleepy bridge playing golden girl.

R48 I'm no fossil. I may be on the cusp of eldergay, bitch, but I still wouldn't let that shiteous Tiffany atrocity anywhere in my home.

Aren't you just darling?

I take that back. OP = obnoxious troll.

F&F and blocked.

r50 / fossil

r47 / r51 ,

Honey, you're using a Brady Bunch GIF.

POT, KETTLE CALLING ON LINE ONE.

AND TWO.

AND THREE.

And on a landline phone, just so olds like you can use it!

OP I think you must have the most tasteful bordello in all of Podunkville

You're not very bright r54. I never said I wasn't. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

I'm not jealous [OP] because I have over a dozen of them in my flat. My 1st step-grandfather bought a ton of them from Shop At Home back in the early 2000's along with a ton of swords and mostly worthless coins.

Their's a fairly plentiful supply of faux tiffany in the thrift shops around here. Cheap and cheerful, but woefully out-of-trend. But, hey, if you like it...