Rande Gerber: George Clooney and I often share a room

Unless they're going to bang other people, why would they need separate rooms?

The part about building a home together in Mexico is weirder, and I get why Crawford refused. If she's the beard, she should definitely call them out when they go full homo and slip the script.

He used to spell his name for the longest time '"Randy." Then suddenly switched to 'Rande."

Sharing a room when you're on a suite isn't exactly like being in the same room. I expect Clooney stays in suites that have multiple rooms.

Sharing a room is one thing. The question is: Do they share a bed?

I remember hearing George Clooney when I was a teen discussing the 90's earthquake in LA and how he and I guy who rented his guest house both ran out into the yards with towels wrapped around them since they were sleeping naked when it happened. It sounded so hot and homoerotic to me as a teen. (and as an adult too.)

R3 Okay, but do motels have suites? He specifically said motels.

Who cares is two grizzled pieces of beef jerky hump each other?

Who stays in a Motel? Ew!

yeah. they must be doing it. otherwise why go to a fucking motel and not hotel?

Someone is threatening to out them for sharing a bed so this guy gets ahead of it.

Exactly, R10.

People with money don't share rooms unless they are fucking.

Me thinks a nosy maid was about to snitch on them and this is a preemptive strike by Rande. Very smart.

It's really not that smart, just transparent.

OP's article is dated October 2015.

OP is a time travelling demon!

Hell yeah. Friends that love each for life. To the grave. I will be with you til death we do part.

They share a room so they can stay up late and paint each other's toenails.

Wtf is "Rande"? Is it "rand"? "Rand-eee"? "rand-day? " what pretentious bullshit is that, Randy?

Rande and George are still waiting for Richard Gere to show up (although Cindy isn't).

Flaaaaaaaaaming. Rand"e"???? What straight man does this? Also he looks so fuckin botoxed. Frankly looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Ugh

I realize Clooney has long been discussed ad nauseam where his predilections may lie (I'm a newbie here so cut me some slack--or don't, whatever) but almost from the beginning he struck me as Cary Grant Mk2 in every facet.

I think Cindy and Amal are a couple, too.

Cindy has always been butch.

Changing Randy to Rande is really gay, but just a first step to going full-on Randee.

He’s gross and Cindy’s pathetic to put up with him.

In her autobiography, Jenna Jameson claims that Cindy Crawford hit on her.

Cindy Crawford has been always very mannish

O.K. then.

Remember when Rande was hot? Or George?

Well frankly I no longer give a toss. Put them on the same pile with Johnny Depp, John Travolta and Eric Estrada.

"Hot" is so fleeting.

Closest Ive ever come to believe the clooney gay rumors

Wouldn't mind seeing them 'in action.'

Gay

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but George is not gay he's married to Anal

We likes to DeVoUR each other in da rume!!

[QUOTE]People with money don't share rooms unless they are fucking.

Randy & I had to share a house to cut down on expenses. Afterall, we were each making a paltry $ 3,000. a week in 1935 dollars (over 50,000). Heavens !

"Rande Gerber tells Bryony Gordon about making tequila with George Clooney"

Is "making tequila" some kind of euphemism for swallowing each other's piss?

Somebody put Detective Latoya on the case right away!