So is Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss' friendship done?

She's engaged to Jared's gay sounding brother, Joshua.

Taylor Swift looks very happy in this recent photo as well.

I think the lesbians are right on this one - they had an affair and it ended badly. Both were bearding but Taylor dumped her lifeless beard Calvin. Kylie stayed with her billionaire boyfriend.

Taylor is pretty damn bold because that song “Dress” is explicit with its lyrics. Anyway she’s way more interesting as a lezzie too bad

Yea I think being a lesbian or bi makes Taylor far more interesting. Typical bi chick they eventually run back to men and enter long-term relationships.

Swifts new bff is Camila Cabello.

I could accept Taylor being an evil manipulative Lesbian if she would just SAY she's an evil manipulative Lesbian!

R6 she makes millions from flyover deplorables she would never come out don’t be silly.

JFC- "POWER FRIENDSHIPS"- Karlie gets paid millions of dollars for wearing skimpy clothing, while Taylor churns one Two-note song after another. It's not like they're brain surgeons or peace negotiators.

r8 pop culture is subversive

Lchat was right all this time and i used to call them "delulus" 😯

[quote]Lchat was right all this time

Um, how do you know? Which part of this story confirms that Taylor is a lezzie?

Taylor is a typical queen bee/Nazi princess. These types of women are often as straight as a ruler. In addition, she's a closet Trump supporter and she only came to embrace feminism when it became convenience for her. (In her earlier years, she disavowed any feminism.)

Women who come out as gay or bi, tend to have a long track record of progressivism, and they tend to be outsiders as well (or at least style themselves as such).

Unless they're closeted ice queens like Taylor who have compressed their Lesbianism into a hard diamond between their thighs of intolerance and control!

She's engaged to Joshua Kushner? ha ha! Josh Kushner is gay

She was and maybe still is Taylor's girlfriend

R5 So she's now dating her probably lol

R6 I could accept Taylor being an evil manipulative Lesbian

but how many evil manipulative Lesbian we need? Nicole Flopman , Taylor Swift who else?

Who is Nicole Flopman?

I thought Taylor was in a relationship with Martha Hunt? Who is literally the hottest thing I've ever seen on earth.

You need to see more of the planet r 18.

Tay always pinged as bi to me. She'll probably marry the Brit she's currently dating.

What's her deal with the Brits, anyway? She seems to date them exclusively.

Joshua shirtless

Karlie Kloss is technically pretty but is also unattractive.

Karlie looks MTF. She has shoulders of linebacker.

Just saying...

Josh is hotter than Jared, who looks like a creepy doll. Is he a slumlord like his brother?

I finally watched R1’s video and this was no exaggeration. That man is absolutely gay. So a double bearding situation. Though Karlie should just come out and date women, all the cool supermodels are doing it

Can you believe that in a period of a month, manager Scooter Braun has gotten Ariana, Justin and Karlie engaged?

Did he sit them all down this Spring and tell them, "Look, you're all getting engaged this Summer and that's that!"

Karlie is gargantuan.

She is a poor excuse for a super model, but all of them are these days. No personality and not even pretty. Just tall and bony. Never understood why Victoria Secret wanted her. Absolutely no curves whatsoever and not sexy in the slightest.

Emma Stone was at Taylor's concert recently and mingling in the VIP section after. Word is they are back together having dated several years ago.

Karlie just converted and now gonna marry the Jared Kushner's brother, also a criminal.

All the Kushner’s are slumlords it’s their family business

Taylor and Karlie are bi and had an ill fated fling, then went running back to men. Taylor will marry one of her various British boyfriends to get the UK citizenship she apparently craves.

Josh has a good body, but isn't as toned as Queen Jared, who make sure plenty of time for the gym. He has to keep that body right for his side pieces.

Josh Kushner is so gay

R3, you weren't joking! Our secret moments in a crowded room They've got no idea about me and you There is an indentation in the shape of you Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo All of this silence and patience, pining in anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from holding back from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha) Say my name and everything just stops I don’t want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off Take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost 'Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off Take it off (ha, ha, ha, ha) Inescapable, I’m not even going to try And if I get burned, at least we were electrified I'm spilling wine in the bathtub, you kiss my face and we're both drunk Everyone thinks that they know us, but they know nothing about All of this silence and patience, pining in anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from holding back from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha) Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off Take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost 'Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha, ha) Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha, ha) Only bought this dress so you could take it off Flashback when you met me Your buzzcut and my hair bleached Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me Flashback to my mistakes My rebounds, my earthquakes Even in my worst light, you saw the truth of me And I woke up just in time Now I wake up by your side My one and only, my lifeline I woke up just in time Now I wake up by your side My hands are shaking, and I can't explain this (ha, ha, ha, ha) Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost 'Cause I don’t want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha, ha) There is an indentation In the shape of you Only bought this dress so you could take it off You made your mark on me, golden tattoo Only bought this dress so you could take it off

Squint fish

R22 also unleashes the bland torso of inexplicable celebrity Derek Blasberg to the unsuspecting public.

If this isn't the ideal of heterosexual love, I don't know what is!!! And congrats to them on their first public kiss in 6 years. I guess they are waiting to have sex until the wedding night? Lol.

Just to know who is gay and who's not check Taylor Swift's dating history everyone she has dated is gay

kloss doesnt read newspapers?

kushners, like trumps are a crime family long before the maga scam.

why is she slumming?

Karlie Kloset. .

The fact that her nails are short in r40’s photo says a lot

Jared Kushner is a woman and Joshh Kushner is gay

Has Karlie Kloss only dated gay men as well?

Karlie Kloss looks like a man when her hair is pulled back

Or maybe their friendship was contract too and she’s just an asexual cunt?

tranny looking body

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss

She has the ugliest smile.

I'm surprised Demi never outed Taylor. She can't stand Taylor's phoniness. Everybody know that Taylor is bisexual.

demis got her own shit to deal with

Taylor really loved eating out Karlie’s KlossKunt.

Karlie Kloss has a boring flat face and a boring flat body and massive shoulders.

Even Kendall Jenner is a more interesting model.

I mean look at this asexual mess.

She looks good in R54. Karlie's just a big-boned girl, but she looks well-proportioned.

Taylor Swift is also very tall, so they look appropriate together as a couple.

Kloss started testing their relationship by hanging out with people Swift was enemies with. After Swift closed her lesbian hitler legs and denied Kloss her pussy. Kloss decided to marry her gay beard of a 'boyfriend' to totally go nuclear on Swift and see what happens. If Swift comes in during the wedding ceremony to object to the wedding then we will see what happens. Jared will cry himself to sleep because he no longer will be able to bounce on his bro's dick

Karlie has man shoulders. If they were slimmer, she'd look far more femme.

Karlie really does have a man’s body. Her chest area is bizarre.

I don’t think all of Taylor’s exes are gay but Josh Kushner goes beyond pinging. I don’t understand this coupling. Does Karlie even work anymore that she needs to beard? Or is he paying her now?

The breakup with swift must have been bad for them to not even pretend to still be friendly. It’s easy enough to like a few pics on insta every now and then but they can’t manage that. Messy lesbian drama

R43 No it doesnt. A lot of women have long fingers so prefer to keep their nails short, to add long nails on top of that would make their fingers look bizarre.

r59 Short nails are a plus when you are an expert at strumming the clitoris

Um, the lyrics to “Dress” reference a buzz cut...Karlie never had a buzz cut. Either Taylor threw that in to keep the flyovers off her scent or she’s talking about a grown out bikini wax.

Or she’s NOT a lesbian! Dun dun dun!!!😱

It was referencing a woman’s bikini trim. Definitely. Absolutely. Couldn’t be anything else.

Or, she's not talking about Karlie, she's talking about Cara Delevingne.

Have all celebrity lesbians fucked each other at least once?

[Quote] I'm surprised Demi never outed Taylor. She can't stand Taylor's phoniness. Everybody know that Taylor is bisexual.

Good times.

Sorry Taylor. I don't want your aryan pussy

r65 Demi spread some chocolate sauce over her tits and Swift went to town. Swift has a videotape and is going to make it public

Taylor has so many gay songs:

Dress, Gorgeous, Welcome to New York, Treacherous, Ours, I Know Places, ...

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss were supposedly caught on camera making out at a 1975 concert

Taylor Swift's shocking romance

I Know Places

[quote]You stand with your hand on my waistline. It’s a scene and we’re out here in plain sight. I can hear them whisper as we pass by. It’s a bad sign.

R8 Two note? You're being generous.

New Romantics

[quote]We need love, but all we want is danger. We team up, then switch sides like a record changer. The rumors are terrible and cruel, but honey, most of them are true.

Camilla whatshername is another closeted lesbian friend of Gaylor

Wasn't she bearding with the lead singer of 1975 but that was sussed out as soon as it was to happen? Now she is bearing with brit twink Jon Alwyn?

What's 1975? Yes Taylor's now bearding with English actor Joe Alwyn

Joe Alwyn loves cock. It's spelled out on his forehead if you look closely. Taylor looks more masculine than his face. He is a delicate flower and she is a ragweed

I don't even think TayTay is bi-bi. She's a lezzie all the way. None of her relationships have been real, just excuses to get attention and have het boyfriends to match the lyrics in her songs which are about women.

I'm interested to see what angle she'll take after this album. She's done the in love, heartbroken, stronk womyn, victim, feud, no really in love this time themes. I she going to start the cycle all over when this latest contract comes to an end?

r79 they all have the same hair color in that pic

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Do you think she ever comes out?

I doubt it, R98.

I think she’ll come out when she stops selling music/tickets. She comes across as someone who’s very strategic in everything she does; she doesn’t comment on politics, doesn’t condemn Trump's bullshit even though she has so much influence and a huge platform - my guess is that most of her fans are white republicans, she stays silent on every important issue because it could effect her $$$. She’ll milk gays and lesbians out of our money at some point though, without a doubt lmao.

Cara loves her drugs. I wonder if she pulls Taytay into them.

I liked country music Taylor better.

I find all of this hysterical! Women have had best friends for ages yet I don't know if any of those relationships involved so much hand holding and hugging and whatnot. Is this a Millenial thing?

Bi? Bwaaahaa

Did Taylor ever befriend Kendall Jenner?

R98 She'd sooner talk about her boob job.

R101 I can't picture Taylor on drugs.

That lesbian Vogue spread.

Taylor doesn’t even seem close to straight in any of those photos. She shrieks lesbian from the high heavens.

Hot couple, but time to add a new one to the Pussy Posee.

Maybe straight men disagree, but they both are gross. Taylor looks pretty sometimes. KKK's parents are quite hideous.

Taylor has so much chemistry with every woman she’s photographed with, yet none with men she’s seen with. Pretty telling

R115 who cares what her parents look like? Though I agree Karlie can be quite strange looking she can also be beautiful if made up correctly.

My point is, as long as you're a thin and tall woman, you can be a supermodel. The days of a legitimately gorgeous supermodel are over.

R120 Don't forget the nepotism:

Don’t forget me!

Kaia Gerber looks like a model though and is clearly starving herself to fit the mold. The rest are undeserving

R123 She isn't particularly beautiful, she's too young, skinny and looks ill. Her mother seems to be an enabler/stage mom, it's very odd.

Her eyes are too close together.

Karlie Kloss is ugly. Taylor (tho I'm not fan of hers) is rather pretty, plus she's fabulously wealthy. She can do much better than Kloss.

R124 she looks like a runway model though, they need to be stick thin and a little sick looking. I don’t know why Cindy is pushing for it though they don’t need the money

Taylor is a very smart and calculating lesbian. All her songs are about women, but she packages them as though she’s the girl next door. All promoted for maximum sales numbers.

Demi Lovato was being asked about her falling out with Selena Gomez, when she replied “Ask Taylor!”

I assume this means Selena found Taylor to be a better muffdiver than Demi??

There are tons of Mexican girls who are prettier and more magnetic than Kayak Gerber.

Tons of Scandinavian women with similar bone structur to Kloss but much prettier. I see her family photo. Did her mother fuck the post man or something?

Ugh, are Taylor fangirls infesting Datalounge? I thought that's what Tumblr and LChat are for.

Lchat is a very very scary place.

I never really thought KK was pretty, but previously, models could be ugly or unusual looking if they brought some other things - hauteur, elegance, personality, a glamor-- and a tall, thin frame. ( Think Verushka, Stella Tennant, Penelope Tree, and many more back through the fifties and thirties.) I'd say for fashion, it's more important to have this quality than simple prettiness. I actually think Karlie puts this across, her photos and also seeing her in motion, are quite compelling. That's why she's a super model. I also think she and Tay look hot together, seeing these pics!

Models don’t need to be pretty. They need to be tall and thin, with a body that wears any type of clothes well.

R40 her exes are like a who's who of fandom lololol

Taytay is so touchy feely, I would feel violated with all the hugging she is doing, lika calm down woman

R124 I always think about that line in AbFab when Patsy says they'll be chucking foetuses down the catwalks. And it has come to pass.

Karlie is a plain Jane.

L-chat is scary? The stanfair at LSA is way worse. R132

Karlie moved up to the big time. She's hanging around with all the 1% scum now. She doesn't need Taylor anymore

Taylor isn't apolitical. She's a Republican who voted for Orange Hitler; she just won't talk about it because she doesn't want to lose her more liberal fanbase. But you'll notice she never criticizes Hair Furor either.

Taylor wants all her coins. She won't even denounce the Aryans for considering her their Goddess. She never says a thing about it. Perhaps she even agrees with them?

There is evil in that woman.

[Quote] There is evil in that woman.

Why does Josh want to beard ?

Is Martha Hunt also a lesbian?

I know her photographer "boyfriend" Jason McDonald is a total faggot.

R146 I wouldn't be surprised if Swift only likes the lezzies round. Makes her fakery with the boyfriends more acceptable.

Every guy she "dates" knows she's lesbian so this means these guys are either gay or looking for a bit of PR.

Does that mean Calvin Harris is gay?

R149 Calvin Harris is gay

R148 these guys are either gay or looking for a bit of PR

gay

Calvin Harris before after

The only one I don’t think was gay was John Mayer who may very well be bi and just seems like an overall whore

R153 seems like an overall whore

It's an act fake pussyhound act ask Dicaprio

Yeah, well TS wasn't whoring with him.

R154 if it’s an act he’s doing a better job than DiCaprio who won’t even look at his beards.

Mayer dated closet case Katy Perry

R156 Yes Leo is awful at bearding but some people believed he was really dating Giesel whatshername but it was years ago he's not fooling anyone anymore

Aren't Andy Cohen and John Mayer dating?

R157 KP? A closet case? I don't think so. She's probably bi.

R149 Think Harris, Mayer, Hiddleston, and maybe the Kennedy kid were for PR. Maybe Kennedy and Hiddleston are Bi.

Hiddleston maybe bi but Katy is gay

[quote]Aren't Andy Cohen and John Mayer dating?

I don’t think they are necessarily dating, but they are good friends. I’m sure they have fucked.

John Mayer seems to mainly be friends with and primarily hang out with gay guys. Doesn’t seem like the type of lifestyle a single, “allegedly” straight 40 year old guy would be leading.

Mayer is gay

Well there was all the Branagh rumors and he's associated with known beards.

DM is probably going to fuck up this link. But it has a photo of Josh Kushner and Geffen on Geffen's yacht. Neither Josh or Karlie are straight. I don't think Ivanka and Jared are straight.

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Mayer is gay he was dating Kanye for a while 10 years ago.

The rapper Common said Kanye called him to say let's go to the movies on a double date you bring your girl and i will bring mine ... Common got to the movies and Kanye introduced him to Jon Mayer. True story.

R168 That is hilarious and also kinda random.

Swift has friends?

R171 I'm sure she's got a handful that aren't on her payroll.

JON MAYER DOESNT DATE BLACK

Taylor Swift has had more pussy than Jack and Warren combined.

Calvin Harris loves DICK

Swift's secret sexual pleasure is rubbing cream cheese frosting on her gash and then having someone from her lesbian coterie dig in!

With a dessert fork or spoon?

John Mayer will fuck anyone or anything.

Karlie is all about securing that bag. That's why she's with the Kushner boy. Marry well push out a few Kushners And be set for life.

And if they should divorce probably walk away with at least $250 million dollars cash. $35 million in several various real estate. And she'll have it made in the shade.

And R168 Never happened.

R167 Kross looks like circus freak in that picture. She's not really pretty, just tall, semi-thin and has a feminine face. She's kind of gross.

Post your photo, fat whore.

Holy moly, Calvin's transformation photos @ R152 are eye-opening. I had no idea he looked like that before. Whoever his current stylist is, they deserve a medal.

[quote]Karlie is all about securing that bag. That's why she's with the Kushner boy. Marry well push out a few Kushners And be set for life.

Karlie is gonna ruin that tight pussy if she pushes out some kids.

Taylor is NOT going to be happy about that.

I was on a flight from NY to London with Karlie . Butch lezzie vibes all the way . Black hoodie , sweats. Nothing like her photos in person . I had to triple take . Was quite pleasant though . No one even recognized her as she walked through the airport , but I think she must like it like that . She’s probably laughing all the way to the bank . Good for her . Taylor is another story . I think she’s a narcissist and cunning nut. A bit like Jolie.

She's 188 cm :horrified:

Well well well...

Her hands and nails grossed me out in the picture where she shows off the ring and acts so surprised. Come on. You have access to the best hair, nail, and make-up people in the business. Borrow a bottle of polish and have your assistant apply some to those unmanicured nails before taking the picture. I don't get why 3/4 of these supermodels get gigs. Plain janes or plastic surgeried to death.

Nope

🐍

she slut!

rata tatt tatt Taylor into scat?

I seriously doubt Taylor is a lesbian but find it interesting how many gay men are invested in the fact that she is.

Am I the only one who finds Taylor to be more photogenic than Karlie?

What does this mean?

alliterate?

R125, actually it’s just her right eye that’s too close to her nose. From straight on, it’s freaky looking...

Taylor kind of dropped off the radar.

So many BIs and rumors through the years. The two ladies are gay, as someone mentioned up thread there was a bad break up because Swift is controlling and possessive. Kushner is gay, daddy doesn't like it, so the bearding. Kloss likes hanging with his crowd, Geffin and McCartney. Kloss recently met up with Swift again. There was an interesting BI about that yacht trip. On one stop Geffin secured sexpartners for everyone on the boat in some poor ass port based on what the guests requested. It said Geffin and Kushner were gay and got males but what would surprise everyone is that most of the ones procured were females. The youngest of the ones procured was 12 and the oldest was 19.

They are scissor sisters.

Karlie Kloss is a GIANTESS.

There are men who get off on that. It makes me happy that, no matter what you’ve got going on, there’s someone who’s into it.

Bearded couple Joshua Kushner and Karlie Kloss get married.

Martha Hunt got married to the photographer "boyfriend."