Who Will Listen to Princess Eugenie and Beatrice's Pleas to "End Modern Slavery Around the World"?

Is the one on the left Trans ?

Look at the chompers on her!

How about ending Modern Royalty around the world?

Why do neither of them have any space between their eyes and their eyebrows?

They look like rougher, cartoonier versions of Amy Adams.

Abolishing modern slavery has proven to be an important cause to the young royal.

Good for them

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Wow, they must have run through all their PTO at their jobs...but they just keep taking time off.

It's all about the photo ops and being able to weasel their way back into the good graces (and hopefully some prime palace real estate) of the royal family.

From the beaches of St. Tropz a few days ago to Greece to "help' with wildfires.

Tropez

It's a hard knock life.

Glad they have a cause, and hate to hate on their appearance but for the love of god, with the resources they have available to them, can't they get some hair, makeup and styling help? They're dressed like 85 year old women. Big gals often look much more put together in pants and a jacket, a colorful blouse and some accessories.

Exactly what I have always thought R14. Can't the palace afford better stylists for them?? They don't pay enough to lure a decent one away from Hollywood or NYC? At this point they are practically laughing-stocks and a liability to the company.

Oh dear. No one if they continue to present this way.

We have a fashion vlog!

Andrew must be trying to ply "something" from Charles.

Dear god this is like an episode of The Windsors on Netflix. I urge you to watch it if you haven't. And start from the beginning because it is hilarious. The other show worth watching is Tracy Ullman on HBO. Her sketchs about Camilla and the York girls are to die for!!!!!

Good God! Poor Bea really is an unfortunate young woman.

I smell desperation in the Yorks family.

They both look like really homely men in bad drag.

I'm surprised they look so unattractive, because their parents were both fairly attractive at that age (though not now).

Princess Eugenie has a very American face to me.

Beatrice sounds much more likeable and approachable than the other Windsors do--she doesn't have that horrible clenched jaw voice that Charles, Anne, Andrew, and Edward have, or that high-pitched thing her grandmother and Princess Margaret did.

Eugenie, though, affects the deep posh voice her mother uses. She sounds much more posh than her elder sister.

The other thing about both girls is that they look better whens peaking than in stills. Neither is a great beauty, but they look like appealing people in interviews.

This 'End Modern Slavery Around the World' PR is just part of the Yorks campaign to elevate their do-gooder profile in the lead up to Eug's wedding in October.

The York girls may be lazy and self indulgent, but they are actually very kind.

Oh, THOSE two.

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Beatrice - Worrying about 'MODERN SLAVERY'

Maybe they can start with their dad's underage sex-slaves.

I love this pair. And though at first I thought it was a bad idea their constantly appearing together like Cinderela’s evil sisters, now I actually think is a clever way of confusing us in choosing the uglier one, when I have decided Beatrice is worse, up comes Eugenie looking like a lazy drag queen.

I know one thing. if they want to be on the pubic dole they're going to have to earn their way. Charles is not playing around. I believe they're both close to William and Harry, so that may help, but Charles is determined to pare things down and he's already started.

Verbiers, St. Barts, Abu Dhabi. Bea is on the prowl for a wealthy husband. She's certainly not going to find him sitting in an office in the City or at Sandringham.

Bea needs to be taken in hand by a stylist. And she definitely needs to do something with her teeth. File those fuckers down! She's way too toothsome. YOu know I can't think where those teeth come from but it is definitely a Windsor trait. William has the problem too and so does Anne. I think Andrew and Edward and a bit of it, but in modified form. it's from Betty Windsor's side but how? Certainly her father didn't have those teeth and her mother didn't either. it must have skipped a generation.

I love Beatrice and Eugenie. They just keep doing their thing. They ought to have more royal things to do, They're good at it.

r37 - Sarah Ferguson on her 3rd bottle of champagne

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They look sort of adorable.

Eugenie' heavy eyebrows are starting to make her look like a furry baby pet.

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Off topic, but I wonder what African Americans think of the term modern slavery?

Off topic, I wonder what MeAgain thinks about Eug and Bea nattering on about "slavery" in her own home country.

Modern slavery — me having to share an office with Paige Weiner

'.......and Mummy knows a bit about Modern Slavery...."

-- Excerpt from Princess Eugenie' s speech at the UN

Experiencing the same conditions as refugees - temporarily. Princess Beatrice on raft heading towards her yacht.

Visiting a Slave Camp last week. In ST TROPEZ.

Prince Andrew was so handsome in the 1980s. He looks so rough, hard and bitter now.

Eugenie was already familar with the concept of fashion slavery and replaced the word fashion with 'modern!"

Just for you, r36!

Eugenie - always sensitive to optics - wore the same ensemble to deliver her Modern Slavery speech that she wore to Royal Ascot 2018.

Useless eaters.

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In all seriousness, can anything be done about huge choppers which, like Beatrice's, are otherwise clean and healthy teeth? Can they somehow be shrunk? She can hardly close her mouth.

Fergie is just trying to drum up some media attention for these two grown women who Fergie still treats as weak, vulnerable teenagers.

The interviews at R24 and R24 make me think they're pleasant young women, who'd be fun to hang out with. I've never picked up on any meanness from either of them. I just think they've been raised in a bubble.

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Why is it that Bea and Eug look nothing like either of their parents?

Actually, it has been observed many times that Eug is Prince Andrew's chunky "mini-me", r60 "Eugenie looks like Andrew in a dress."

R55 I read that too and I actually felt bad for them. They don't seem like mean spirited, calculating people. They strike me as not very bright, well meaning and kind. They can't help who their parents are. They have been raised and live in a different world. You know, Anne was the only Royal from that generation who sensibly decided her kids were not going to participate in Royal life. And it seems Princess Margaret's kids appear to be well adjusted. Now Bea and Eugenie are public figures mostly through the design of Andrew and Fergie. They want the status so they can continue on the dole and have raised their girls to be public. I don't sense the girls are greedy at all. I hope that is one trait they will avoid.

Princess Anne had the right idea by not giving her kids titles and letting them live regular lives. Too bad Andrew didn't do the same with these two fucknuts.

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R62, you're right about Princess Margaret's children, at least her daughter, Lady Sarah Chatto. She is a painter, and in interviews she is very down to earth. In one of the three part series on the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, she talk about her aunt, and she's charming. She gets the irony of it.

It's funny how Princess Margaret was supposedly the most royal of the lot, and she could be quite imperious. Andrew appears like her. As other posters noted, he may be in for a rude awakening in the not so distant future when Mummy dies.

Sarah Chatto's elder son, Arthur is pretty hot

Do the York girls get together with the Willis sisters to cry about the cruelty of genetics?

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I think every person on the planet with any fashion sense, just YEARNS to give these girls a makeover. At least help them pick out clothes...they seem to have an instinct for picking the ABSOLUTE worst things to wear.

Big, crazy prints....really, girls? You're big donkey school girls...you DON'T wear busy prints. Dumb.

Their father is a dreadful throwback to the 18th century....one could easily imagine him beating servants and smashing things....not a single thought in that empty head.....

They actually look half decent for once in the picture at R64

Agree, r68 but it probably took a team of 40 people over 5 hours to pull it all together.