I miss Paris Hilton media saturation
It's something I'd never thought possible as a kid but I miss her media saturation, like that of the early 2000's, her almost comic book character version of Noughties Cali luxe.
Compared to what's being taken seriously today, she was classier and may have actually been one of the most astute comediennes of the new Millennium. Her drole, dry comedic timing and delivery that made you wonder if she was for real...the spray-tan Barbie Doll meets Plastic-terry Noughties style: The whole act was pretty Dada, if you ask me.
I know some of you secretly agree.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 206 | October 6, 2018 4:39 PM
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[quote]early 2000's
[quote]Compared to what's being taken seriously today, she was classier
Dear God - NO! It's started.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 26, 2018 11:15 PM
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[quote] Compared to what's being taken seriously today, she was classier
She really wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 26, 2018 11:17 PM
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Things must be getting pretty fucking desperate if people are getting nostalgic for Paris fucking Hilton.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2018 11:17 PM
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She's like Herpes. Pops up every now and then and you aren't exactly happy 'bout that and really glad when it's gone.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 26, 2018 11:18 PM
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OP's been getting DEEP with his pals in Palm Springs and is continuing the conversation here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | July 26, 2018 11:20 PM
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I am glad this place is anonymous because I agree with OP to a certain extent. Nicole Richie was really the one with the comedic talent though.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2018 11:21 PM
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How old are you, OP, if you're starting to look at the "early 2000's" and Paris Hilton, all misty-eyed?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 26, 2018 11:27 PM
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wtf OP. She was NEVER classier than anyone. She's a rich spoiled entitled white privileged brat who got lucky. I'm glad she's not relevant anymore but it's annoying her overseas businesses are thriving
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 26, 2018 11:30 PM
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OLD ENOUGH, r8! You know you miss this, so stop lying about it:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | July 26, 2018 11:30 PM
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I used to “follow” the Hilton sisters before anybody knew who they were. The older sister had a bit of genius about her, and learned to see herself from the perspective of the “help.” She was able to bottle that and sell it. All from a young age.
She also has a nasty streak, which unfortunately turned me off to her once it was revealed.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 26, 2018 11:31 PM
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R9 But at least she never took herself too seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 26, 2018 11:31 PM
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R11 If that's burnt out a bit as she's gotten older, she'd probably be really funny doing stand up today.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 26, 2018 11:32 PM
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Yeah, I miss her because, when she was all over the media, Trump wasn't president.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 26, 2018 11:32 PM
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[quote]Compared to what's being taken seriously today, she was classier
I SOOOO agree.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | July 26, 2018 11:34 PM
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R14 Her comedic relief would be a good fit today, though. The brand of absurdity that would cool people off.
R15 To be fair, Classy for a surprise porno.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | July 26, 2018 11:41 PM
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Honestly I think this is just wishful thinking. She was just as bad as the Kardashians but, for whatever reason, had shorter staying power. I guarantee you 15 years from now when someone even worse has replaced the Kardashians there will be similar posts nostalgic for them . That being said, I kind of like that Paris hasn't married and had children. Usually these party girl slut types morph into the biggest gluten free sanctimommies once they hit 30. She's a narcissistic slut and owns it, none of this " I became a mommy and redeemed myself! " shit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 26, 2018 11:41 PM
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Paris Hilton is the same today as she was back in 2003 and 2004 when she first happened.
Just richer today. $400 million dollars isn't bad.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 26, 2018 11:48 PM
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I still can't get if she's serious or not.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | July 26, 2018 11:51 PM
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She recently got engaged to Chris Zylka.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 26, 2018 11:52 PM
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OP = Nicole Richie, looking for a comeback
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2018 12:02 AM
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R14 Because W was so much better. 9/11, Katrina, Iraq, Gay marriage debacle. What a rosy time.
The early- mid 2000's were the absolute nadir of culture, the worst it has ever been. The height of reality TV, the lack of anything decent in movies, TV, music. Utter garbage.
At least today you have some quality TV being produced.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 27, 2018 12:15 AM
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She plays God in that tranny Kim Petras' new video.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | July 27, 2018 12:33 AM
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I saw the video of her and her sister casually using the n-word and since I already disliked them anyway, that was it for me. She is an ugly cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 27, 2018 12:37 AM
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When I saw OP's headline, I knew the big clock had ticked one second closer to Apocalypse.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 27, 2018 12:44 AM
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[quote]I saw the video of her and her sister casually using the n-word and since I already disliked them anyway, that was it for me.
I thought it was the "J " word.
then followed the homophobia scandal.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 27, 2018 12:48 AM
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even the Daily Mail was shocked
[quote] Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS... I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. 'You'll like, die of AIDS.'
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 27, 2018 12:51 AM
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[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | July 27, 2018 12:52 AM
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Kim Kardashian (pre-sextape) originally was working for Paris Hilton in obscurity as her assistant.
So Hilton is somewhat responsible for sparking the meteoric rise of Kartrashian Nation.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 27, 2018 12:58 AM
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[quote]She's like Herpes.
No, she Has herpes.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 27, 2018 1:00 AM
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OP, it seems so innocent in retrospect, although being a teenager back then, I hated it. But I will take that back in favor of trading the Kardashians.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 27, 2018 1:00 AM
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The reason Hilton went away is because there was really only one of her. In the Kardashians case, the mom is at the wheel and she has made sure every single family member has their share in the spotlight.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2018 1:03 AM
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R30, everyone has herpes.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 27, 2018 1:04 AM
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r22 Don't know about culture, but Frasier was still running, Will and Grace was running, Lost started, Lord of the Rings happened, Dawson's Creek, Britney Spears was imo the last big pop star, her rivalry with Christina Aguilera also helped her, MTV, Limp Bizkit, Eminem, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Sydney Olympics, Kobe Bryant's time with the Lakers, not a big fan of Jason Bourne, but still good, the writer's strike was a problem but hey, The Corrections, Middlesex, the Simpsons were still okay, culminating aughtieswise in the Simpsons movie, the Beach, the fizzling out of Indie, Liam Neeson, I kinda liked the new Star Wars movies, etc etc
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 27, 2018 1:06 AM
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Paris Hilton's great talent is she knows how to keep her mouth shut when it counts. I am convinced her DJ career is cover for drug trafficking and money laundering. She moves around on private jets in a cash industry. I doubt anyone asks too many questions. Compare her to Lindsay Lohan, who is messy and unlikely to be trusted.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 27, 2018 1:09 AM
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I don’t feel like Kim & her sisters are big junkies, junkies for fame & plastic surgery yes, but not drugs, & for that at least, I applaud them reluctantly. The whole early-mid 2000’s white trash druggie trainwreck whycon era was disturbing, Paris & Nicole, Lindsey Lohan, the Olsen twins, even Britany got into it & ended up nearly ruining her career in the process. I got tired of seeing all those bitches in the news, mugshots & car crashes & whatnot. Disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 27, 2018 1:15 AM
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She went to prison for five minutes as well, didn't she?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 27, 2018 1:26 AM
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[quote]She went to prison for five minutes as well, didn't she?
Yes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | July 27, 2018 1:36 AM
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R39, that picture makes me think she had a very, very, difficult blonde life.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 27, 2018 1:36 AM
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"I miss Paris Hilton media saturation"
Shouldn't you be calling a suicide hotline?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 27, 2018 1:53 AM
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Thank you, President Trump, for showing us how to be the world leaders in respect, comportment and eating habits.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 27, 2018 2:05 AM
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I liked the first few episodes of "The Simple Life," which were funny and charming. But the success of it went to her head and she thought she was a star. It was all downhill after that, with the porn tape and her homophobic comments and attempt to become a singer.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 27, 2018 2:20 AM
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R35 I agree that Britney Spears was definitely the last big pop star of the 20th/21st century. Lady GaGa doesn't even compare.
And Britneys still selling out arenas in 2018 on her summer tour.
BritBrits still got it. At least with her fan base.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 27, 2018 2:33 AM
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I read I miss Paris Hilton masturbation
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 27, 2018 2:36 AM
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I wish she never happened. Her popularity marked the beginning of the dark turn of celebrity culture.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 27, 2018 2:39 AM
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She's a racist and super killer. Oh and she had that disease that Anne Coulter has that makes them have pretty hair and internal testes.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 27, 2018 2:44 AM
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R12 Tina Fey worked with her and has said the opposite.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | July 27, 2018 2:56 AM
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R45, but I would argue that from 2009-2011, Gaga was actually bigger than Britney Spears was at her peak. Of course, Gaga being today's Cyndi Lauper, no longer sells records so Spears won in the long run.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 27, 2018 3:02 AM
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R48 Still according to Tina Fey, Paris uses cheap weave which looks like Barbie doll hair and drops everywhere she goes.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 27, 2018 3:09 AM
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So does Moomoo McCain, r51. It looks like nylon doll hair.
OP, I know you’re SUPER jazzed about your new gig as Paris’s unpaid social media intern, but nobody, but NOBODY gives a shit what that aging hooker is doing.
Like nobody.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 27, 2018 3:32 AM
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R49, you forgot to say the best part of that interview is where Fey calls Hilton a "trannie". Imagine the outrage today if she had said that.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 27, 2018 3:34 AM
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[quote] It's something I'd never thought possible as a kid
That's because, OP, you weren't a kid then. You're over 60 and write like it. Nothing wrong with 60 but own. Posing as someone decades younger is sad so please stop it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 27, 2018 3:43 AM
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She was nasty, a narcissist, a racist etc...
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 27, 2018 3:46 AM
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I miss her show, The Simpleton Life.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | July 27, 2018 3:56 AM
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Some fads create great nostalgia. All Paris Hilton creates is crotch itch as in "dude, you got crabs!".
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 27, 2018 5:12 AM
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Wow she got old! It is crazy how she disappeared so fast though.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 27, 2018 6:46 AM
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"That's hot!" NO, it wasn't and neither was she.
White trash with money, the absolute worst!
The old adage is true, "Money cannot buy you class! "
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 27, 2018 7:07 AM
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I totally miss Paris. She is/was a dumb, vapid, rich, party slut who doesn't have 2 fucks to give. I also really miss Brandon Davis coverage. He's got a fat dick and was hot back then, even hotter today. LA was way more fun back then.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | July 27, 2018 7:24 AM
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She has to be hands-down the most boring celebrity. I never understood the fascination. It didn't bother me, though. Just like the Kardashians, she was easy to ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 27, 2018 7:28 AM
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I secretly loved her album. I'm probably the only person that bought it.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 27, 2018 7:29 AM
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I don't miss Paris Hilton media saturation.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 27, 2018 9:08 AM
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What I liked about Paris Hilton was that she wasn't the richest and she wasn't the prettiest, but she thought, why not me?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 27, 2018 9:29 AM
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Paris is the People's Princess.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 27, 2018 9:36 AM
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Remember when Mika melted down when she refused to cover Paris’s arrest?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 27, 2018 9:39 AM
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Paris had great PR handlers who made her look way more fun and interesting than she really was. When the bad stuff about her vapid nature (racim, homophobia, the animal abuse, being dumb, nasty, etc.) came to light she moved on to being a "DJ" in Asia where she was still a thing.
She also used Perez to plant bad stories about her competition and enemies and he willingly obliged in order to keep having access to her. Of course when her stardom was fading he no longer returned her calls since he had new celebrity friends he could be BFFs with who still were popular (Lady Gaga, for example ... a "friendship" that didn't end well).
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 27, 2018 9:49 AM
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RIP to Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | July 27, 2018 10:53 AM
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She was utterly pointless. Even her sex tape was one of the most boring ones ever - she seemed to be completely bored and out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 27, 2018 2:49 PM
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[quote]No, she Has herpes.
Who doesn't? It's incredibly easy to contract. HIV on the other hand...that's a BITCH to contract.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 27, 2018 2:51 PM
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The Kardashians have the vapid ho market cornered. You can bet that Kris Jenner is doing her best to prevent a Paris Hilton comeback to threaten the Kardashian empire.
Call me crazy, but I think that there is some sort of A-List Gossip mafia that runs the whole gossip industry and that includes Kris Jenner and TMZ's Harvey Levin. Of course, someone at E! Entertainment is part of that, too.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 27, 2018 3:16 PM
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She tried SO hard to actually be a star. Acting? Nope, she sucks. Singing? Nope, she sucks. Modeling? Nope, not pretty enough with her long anteater nose and giant hands and fucked up bunion feet. Pretty pathetic and REALLY thirsty. At least she found and embraced the one thing she is really good at: being a total asshole. Ugh please fade back away.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 27, 2018 3:52 PM
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[quote]Acting? Nope, she sucks.
Really? She was pretty good good in this scene. A classic cinema moment:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | July 27, 2018 4:03 PM
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Paris Hilton was like the quintessential california rich girl during her popularity. Now everyone is on instagram showing off their wealth.
Along with the Kardashian-Jenners. And everyone else with money. So she doesn't have that rich girl thing cornered anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 27, 2018 4:24 PM
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[Quote] Remember when Mika melted down when she refused to cover Paris’s arrest?
Remember when Nick Carter abused her.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | July 27, 2018 4:39 PM
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I guess I miss the media coverage of her antics because it reminds me of a simpler time, and because she was dumb and easy to laugh at. She is probably a horrible person but she didn't seem to be faking her lifestyle. The Kardashians seem totally fake, don't seem fun at all - not even to laugh at - and the fact that they CONTINUE to be a point of interest for the public seems to indicate that people are getting dumber, which depresses me.
Wasn't it her sex tape that got her the reality series in the first place, R44? From what I remember she didn't want it to be made public, which is another reason she is slightly preferable to Kim Kardashian.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 27, 2018 6:01 PM
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R79, a tape like that can only be made public if the subject(s) agree to it. It's all a scam. The Kardashians and Paris knew that the sex tapes would bring them fame and they feigned innocence when it happened.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 27, 2018 6:10 PM
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I didn't watch the tape but there were reports that she used the N word on the tape. And she used to fuck men in bathrooms in nyc. She's easy to get like a yellow cab. That's probably how she got herpes. Gross!
Also, you know who else has herpes? 50cent. Floyd Mayweather went at him a few days ago and mentioned it. It was on twitter, he said 50 cent got herpes from DJ. I wonder who that is...
And DL fav Chelsea Handler fucked 50cent...I wonder if she has herpes too...
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 27, 2018 6:18 PM
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A lot of people have herpes r82, it's incredibly easy to get. Unlike HIV, which is incredibly easy to prevent.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 27, 2018 6:47 PM
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[quote]And she used to fuck men in bathrooms in nyc. She's easy to get like a yellow cab. That's probably how she got herpes. Gross!
Like a majority of gay men, you mean?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 27, 2018 7:03 PM
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R84, straight people have herpes at a higher rate than gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 27, 2018 7:14 PM
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i miss 2007-2012 era when gaga and kim kardashian were everywhere
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 27, 2018 7:43 PM
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She is a racist bitch. Also a Trump supporter.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | July 27, 2018 8:38 PM
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People love the Kardashians because they are unattractive and boring, but celebrated nonetheless. Most of the world is unattractive and boring. It gives no bodies reason to celebrate how they too can be unattractive and boring, but worthy celebrating. They then go on to consume, and the world is kept in balance.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 28, 2018 12:58 AM
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OMG. She's a sociopath:
[quote]E! Online's Ted Casablancas, while not exactly Bob Woodward, did get quite a story on "Slurpa Pop-Off" (an affectionate nickname he's given to a blind item personality who is obviously Ms. Hilton). It seems that the "Hottie" has been, uh, well, killing her dogs. Oh but totally by accident! See she gets a new puppy, but then doesn't want to train it or whatever so she just leaves it in a closet and flits away somewhere. Days later, employees report, they'll find the dog still in the closet, dead.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 90 | July 28, 2018 8:32 AM
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[quote]Los Angeles Animal Services finally interfered after rumors that employers had found a dead puppy in one of Paris’ closets. This turned out to be one of Paris’ ways of handling dogs when she got annoyed: lock them away in a different area of the house and then forgetting about them.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 91 | July 28, 2018 8:33 AM
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[quote] And DL fav Chelsea Handler fucked 50cent...I wonder if she has herpes too...
She freely admits this. And I'm pretty sure she talks about it in a book which predates her dating 50 cent. As other have already said, it's very common to have.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 28, 2018 8:43 AM
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R55 "...You're over 60 and write like it..."
Thank you! I'm flattered that you think my writing comes across as that accomplished!
I think a lot of the hate spread about Paris are rumors based on goofy jokes she's made. She's never come across as a hateful person.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 28, 2018 3:34 PM
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She's on the Austin/aspies spectrum. Her dead eyes and dead tone voice give it away. And she's an utter sociopath mean girl. She wrecked lives.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 28, 2018 3:40 PM
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She is terrible trashy person who was raised by terrible trashy people.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 28, 2018 3:41 PM
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Racist skank and a useless eater.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 28, 2018 5:01 PM
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[Quote] And she's an utter sociopath mean girl. She wrecked lives.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 97 | July 28, 2018 6:43 PM
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YASSS! I want to see this, whatever it is! I love Paris as goofy comedienne. She's the Lucille Ball of the 21st Century.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 98 | August 11, 2018 4:11 PM
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Anyone who comes into contact with her catches her herpes...she’s proof that it can be airborne...
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 11, 2018 4:23 PM
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She's so boring. I have no idea how she even became a thing. Hopefully a Fent overdose is in her future.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 11, 2018 4:28 PM
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R35 completely proves R22's point.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 11, 2018 4:51 PM
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R33 no, they don't, but it's clear you do.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 11, 2018 5:05 PM
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Why do people not understand how " 's " works?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 11, 2018 5:14 PM
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She has the weirdest body--those inflated fake tits, the skinny arms with no muscle tone, and the weirdly thick torso.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 11, 2018 5:15 PM
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Her schtick was kind of funny when it first came out but now I know what a terrible person she is. She’s a BIG Trump supporter but strangley seems to get a pass for that. I think most people don’t know what a grotesque creature she really is. I hate Kim Kardashian but I have a feeling she’s a better human being.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 11, 2018 5:32 PM
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The Kardashians are stupid and greedy, but at least they're not evil bigots. Paris is an evil bigot--she hates everyone who is any way different from her. She doesn't like blacks or gays or people who didn't go to expensive schools or people who actually got college degrees or people who are not rich. She is of course a Trumpian.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 11, 2018 5:39 PM
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Her most awesomely stupid and greedy moment was when she thought she could patent "that's hot" as her own catchphrase.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 11, 2018 5:40 PM
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Oh and Tiny Fey was right - she does have the body of a tranny.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 11, 2018 5:46 PM
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What R105 and others have said regarding her being a racist shit and Trump supporter. I would love nothing more than for the Kardashians to go away, but that doesn't mean I want this entitled, vapid, rancid bitch back.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 11, 2018 5:54 PM
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You're an idiot OP. And I know you secretly agree.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 11, 2018 6:05 PM
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Maybe she’ll get a terminal disease...not everyone deserves to live.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 11, 2018 7:19 PM
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Stupid trump supporting talentless cow, you’re an idiot, OP
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 11, 2018 7:26 PM
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I read someone's quote online a while ago about Paris that I still remember to this day: "Andy Warhol would have loved her."
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 11, 2018 8:19 PM
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Andy was a whore darling.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 11, 2018 8:25 PM
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I doubt that Andy would have loved her unless she were a tranny or a heroin addict or had something that was at least interesting about her. Even his rich socialites had character, like Edie Sedgwick.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 11, 2018 8:31 PM
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Paris Hilton, asked about the Kardashianss, walks out of interview.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 119 | August 11, 2018 8:33 PM
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R98 I wish I was like you, easily amused
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 11, 2018 10:40 PM
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I don't miss Paris as much as i miss Nicole, she was funny on the simple life. Kim K has the personality of a lobotomy patient.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 12, 2018 4:26 AM
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r101 These were all well-done shows and movies, I said don't know about culture, but they were all well-done shows and movies that hold up well, don't know anything today that is well-done, don't like watching any of it; if others prefer today's movies and TV, okay, sceptical that the stuff of today is objectively as well done though, culture is different from work and output, but still.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 12, 2018 5:07 AM
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For some reason I liked the "Stars are Blind" song at the time :/
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 12, 2018 5:30 AM
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Paris does not have fake tits. Her boobs are tiny. Also she claims she did not vote for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 12, 2018 8:48 AM
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In that case all is forgiven, R124...
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 12, 2018 8:54 AM
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Her tits are small and don’t seem fake.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 126 | August 12, 2018 2:13 PM
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r62, Brandon Davis wasn't in One Night In Paris porn, it was Rick Salomon.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 12, 2018 2:31 PM
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R116 Andy Warhol would have also been infatuated with the Kardashian-Jenner sisters too. He seemed to have a thing for wealthy socialites who we're glamorous and sparkly. Even though at times their tacky as hell. I think he would have liked them to some degree.
Also Paris said she did vote for Trump. Only because she's known him since she was a little girl. Which is a dumb as reason to vote for someone like Trump. But I guess when you're wealthy what the fuck do you care right?
What a dumb asshole Paris is, Kim too.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 14, 2018 5:16 AM
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2007 can be personified as Paris Hilton. Kim Kardashian served as her assistant. Paris was the inspiration for the Legally Blonde franchise. Paris created the chihuahua-in-a-bag trend.
LEGEND!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 14, 2018 5:37 AM
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Paris Hilton is like a younger version of Morgan Fairchild. They kinda favor in a way.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 14, 2018 5:40 AM
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R128 he was more into blue bloods/old money than nouveau riche. However, what he loved even more was watching them crash and burn so he would’ve loved seeing Paris’s star fade all the while filling her ear with bitchy comments about how she was so much better than Kim. He was a nasty evil queen.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 14, 2018 2:22 PM
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She seems as dumb as a box of rocks. And mean as a snake. Did she go to school at all? She probably didn't even make it through middle school, I wonder if she can even read. Also the dead puppy in a closet is really disturbing, I bet a bunch of her pets have died in her neglectful "care". Paris Hilton = Garbage human being.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 14, 2018 6:53 PM
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R29 Paris Hilton didn't really hit the mainstream until her sex tape was released in 2003. Legally Blonde was released in 2001, and the writer says it was based on herself.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 14, 2018 7:56 PM
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R133, no, she became famous around 2001/2002. I remember because I was a freshman in high school.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 15, 2018 12:50 AM
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R133 R134 I remember reading about her and Nikki's rivalry with the Schnabel sisters around 1998. She got a profile in Vanity Fair in 2000. But only people that followed gossip knew her pre-sex tape.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 15, 2018 1:12 AM
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She can read because she blocked me on Twitter.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 15, 2018 10:49 AM
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Rick Salomon has a hot big dick. He's a good poker player and a trashy guy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 138 | August 15, 2018 1:18 PM
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[Quote] Rick Salomon has a hot big dick.
Is that why Shannen Doherty married him?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 15, 2018 2:18 PM
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Nothing classy or even interesting about her- dumb as a rock-perhaps other self promoting reality stars like Kim K and now pols like Trump are worse. Who would have thought reality TV would aid and abet the election of an idiotic fool. Part of the decadence and dissolution of our civil life in a pool of affluence and greed all swallowed by a critical mass of uninformed idiots self destructing. Let’s hope it can be contained.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 15, 2018 2:50 PM
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She just pushed back her fake marriage date because she needs more time to...I don't know what really. Call it off? Break up?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 15, 2018 3:04 PM
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PH is a horrid human being. As much as I hate Kim K, the fact the she has far, far outshined Paris H makes me cackle with glee. Paris was such a hateful bitch to her. I like to think Kim sits around laughing at how the K clan has achieved 🌎 domination and Paris.....well, she just pushed her wedding to an absolute nobody back so she can probably break up with him asap.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 15, 2018 5:39 PM
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R144, Paris was caught saying Kardashian's ass looks like stinky cheese or something along those lines.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 16, 2018 12:42 AM
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Parian hilton is literal human trash.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 16, 2018 12:56 AM
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It's true she was big in gossip rags and got a vanity fair profile before the reality show. I only remembered her from the show, but this piece covered the earlier stuff and goes into why her fame was so short lived
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 147 | August 16, 2018 1:36 AM
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[QUOTE] I secretly loved her album.
I loved the song “Stars are Blind, it wasn’t bad. Yes I’m sure it’s all studio tricks to make her sound better but it’s not a bad pop song.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 16, 2018 2:20 AM
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She’s a horrible racist cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 16, 2018 2:23 AM
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She said Kim's fake ass looks like cottage cheese stuffed into a trash bag, and she was right.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 16, 2018 3:30 AM
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Paris and Nichole filmed the simple life in the spring of 2003 in arkansas. The sex tape leaked in late 2003 I believe November/December, right before the series premier of the simple life.
All of that attention on Paris sex tape ended up being a great thing for the success of her new show. And heading into 2004 Paris Hilton became an international superstar. Which put her in a position to launch her perfumes and make a tone of money.
I remember all of this because I was a freshman in high school.
You're welcome!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 18, 2018 2:11 AM
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I agree with op too. I miss her.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 18, 2018 2:17 AM
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I thought the sex tape came first?? I mean, nobody heard of her before that, right?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 18, 2018 2:17 AM
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The sex tape came right before the simple life premier.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 18, 2018 2:21 AM
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She owes it all to the sex tape. Unfortunately she had no plan for post-sex-tape success.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 18, 2018 2:27 AM
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R155 What are you going to do if someone targets you're family in public in gun crazy America Kim?
Stop flashing you're wealth on social media. What happened in Paris was a warning to you're family from the universe.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 18, 2018 2:40 AM
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[quote]someone targets you're family
[quote]Stop flashing you're wealth
[quote]What happened in Paris was a warning to you're family
Oh Dear x 3!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 18, 2018 3:09 AM
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She's a cunt and a whore, who thinks gay men are disgusting and that we all have AIDS.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 158 | August 18, 2018 4:47 AM
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Thanks to this thread I just watched a couple vapid documentaries about her from the mid-aughts that I found on YouTube. Are there any good, dirty docs about her actual horribleness I could look up? Or articles? Or is DL once again my only reliable source?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 18, 2018 1:47 PM
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Hideous, STD-infected racist skank with feet the size of Carnival cruise ships...no real talent whatsoever. Useless eater.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 18, 2018 2:11 PM
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[Quote] I loved the song “Stars are Blind, it wasn’t bad. Yes I’m sure it’s all studio tricks to make her sound better but it’s not a bad pop song.
Nothing In This World was catchy too.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 18, 2018 3:10 PM
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Recent pic. She's 37 and filled out a bit.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | August 18, 2018 7:09 PM
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I don't understand the hate against her, when it's clear some of these statements were so off the wall, they were meant to be dry jokes. I think she's underestimated as a quirky comedienne.
That said, I'd like to see her get involved in dreamy, surrealist fantasy films because of that very same quality. Something like an Angela Carter-esque twisted fairy tale.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 163 | August 19, 2018 12:34 AM
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R163 Or like a Barbarella type of Sci-fi flick. Or 80's type of Sci-Fi Fantasy, "She-Ra" or something along those lines. She would have been a great "Jem".
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 19, 2018 12:36 AM
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R163 That reminds me, I'd actually love to see her do something with Angela Lansbury. Like, Lansbury is her character's difficult grandmother who calls her lawyer and tells him to bring her granddaughter to her. That she won't get her inheritance unless she completes some of the bucket list things Lansbury's character wishes she could've done when she was younger.
At first, Paris' character comes across as spoiled, pampered and aloof until you get to see a deeper side, as she grows and is moved by her experiences and the people she meets along the way. And Lansbury softens up from it, too, gaining some tender humanity at the end of her life that she didn't have before. I think that would be excellent and believable to an audience.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 165 | August 19, 2018 12:45 AM
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Lansbury has a great character actor face and plays great battleaxes. The contrast between the two would be hilarious.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 166 | August 19, 2018 12:46 AM
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R167 ...and the film hype would actually benefit from her public persona!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 19, 2018 12:55 AM
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I wish she’d disappear permanently.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 19, 2018 1:45 AM
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I can't believe we have Paris Hilton trolls now. She was probably one of the most universally hated "celebs" on here.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 19, 2018 2:01 AM
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Those racist statements she made against African Americans were not jokes and if they were, still racist. She offers nothing to the world save for her obnoxious self. Useless eater, to quote Hitler, probably someone she admires.
If she knows who he is...
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 19, 2018 2:08 AM
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Several years ago I saw a video of Paris and Niki dancing at a party and they were talking to each other. They both used the n-word casually and in a derogatory way. Meaning that they weren't using it to sound "street" or whatever. I don't know who they were talking about. It was obvious they grew up in a home where that word was used or they wouldn't have been so comfortable with it.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 19, 2018 2:16 AM
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She was taped calling two black men who approached her to work for their fashion line dumb (n word) after they walked away.
I don't think the anti-gay statements were a joke either. She wasn't aware she was being recorded.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 173 | August 19, 2018 2:30 AM
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Which STDs does she have?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 19, 2018 2:34 AM
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[Quote] She would have been a great "Jem".
Ew no.
[Quote] Or like a Barbarella type of Sci-fi flick. Or 80's type of Sci-Fi Fantasy
Did you watch her in Repo The Genetic Opera?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 176 | August 19, 2018 2:30 PM
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My problem with her is that she does not seem like a nice person. Those Kardashian girls, self-absorbed as they are, at least come across as friendly and social. Paris comes across as a spoiled mean girl, and she really was. She used Perez Hilton to spread gossip about her enemies, in fact he owes his career to her really. She does not seem to have matured or evolved, she still seems like the type that would stab other girls in the back. She does not seem like the marrying type either, but I guess time will tell how that pans out. As someone else said, she might wind up being a super frau mommy. Somehow I doubt it though.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 19, 2018 4:36 PM
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r163 You're a stupid delusional twit. I say that jokingly, so don't go taking offense.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 20, 2018 1:18 AM
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R177 Yes, I agree. She is a mean, ugly person.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 20, 2018 9:03 PM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 180 | August 20, 2018 9:11 PM
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In this video she uses the word fag*ot, nig*er and shames some girl for being poor, lovely. Oh, and she is quite possibly the worst dancer I’ve ever seen.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 181 | August 20, 2018 11:13 PM
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No kids at her age??
Lesbian rumors for years.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 20, 2018 11:18 PM
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She's so gross. Just a useless waste of a person.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 21, 2018 12:20 AM
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I MISS PARIS TOO. At least she was fun in "House of Wax" and had some good songs. And she DJs in Ibiza. Kartrashians don't come close!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 21, 2018 12:24 AM
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R174 Probably the better question is which she doesn't have/had.
It was said when she was in jail she had really bad herpes outbreak that spread to her anus and looked to be turning to abcesses and was released early to get treatment for them.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 185 | August 21, 2018 12:34 AM
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Oh and it was revealed she had a Valtrex prescription when someone bought her unpaid storage locker and posted some of the contents online. She was photographed with herpes sores on her lip and even foot!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 21, 2018 12:39 AM
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I do remember the speculation that she had severe “anal issues” which caused her to be released from jail early for medical treatment.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 21, 2018 1:04 AM
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[quote] It's something I'd never thought possible as a kid but I miss her media saturation
I never thought it possible either, and I was right.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 21, 2018 2:51 AM
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Racist, homophobe and nasty. Why are you obsessed OP?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 21, 2018 3:07 AM
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Homophobe rant was edited by mean cab driver and taken out of context.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 190 | August 21, 2018 4:04 AM
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Miss Hilton you must be worth a Trillion buck$$$$$$$$$$.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 28, 2018 5:37 PM
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Stress can trigger a flare-up of herpes. The whole process of being locked up and booked might have given her immune system a quick negative hit and the virus decided to come to the surface again.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 28, 2018 6:08 PM
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She brought us the Kardashians and for that she should never be forgiven.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 28, 2018 6:13 PM
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She has hideously oversized hands and feet. Even a man would be embarrassed by them.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 194 | August 28, 2018 6:28 PM
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The vids of the Hilton sisters partying just looks like they're trying to be "street" and obviously, not pulling it off. Why? Because they're skinny, white heiresses. Like Prince Harry's Nazi uniform costume joke, there's some things certain people can't ever pull off no matter how hard they try or how well they mean.
But I don't think she's legit hateful. Certainly not from that footage.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 195 | August 30, 2018 12:01 AM
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Do you know What it's like When it's wrong But it feels so right? Nothing in this world can stop us tonight I can do what she can do so much better Nothing in this world can turn out the light I'm gonna make you feel alright tonight. - Paris Hilton
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 196 | August 31, 2018 2:24 PM
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Racist, herpes infected homophobe.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 31, 2018 2:31 PM
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R163 needs to be doused in gasoline and set afire.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 31, 2018 2:34 PM
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Well this has been a fascinating read.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 31, 2018 3:10 PM
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You'll look at me and I see my reflection You'll understand who I am needs protection The way you latch to me The way you love me And I will love you onto myself
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 200 | August 31, 2018 6:17 PM
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My heart beats like a drum, when you start to cum. - Paris Hilton, "Heartbeat"
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 31, 2018 6:19 PM
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R200 she really doesn't look good as a brunette.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 31, 2018 6:20 PM
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And I might be a bit tipsy, but it's ok 'cause you're with me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 203 | August 31, 2018 6:28 PM
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I love that she criticized someone for going to public schools in that club video. Paris didn't even graduate HS, did she? Regardless, IQ isn't exactly her strong point.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 5, 2018 1:26 PM
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I saw her up close a few years ago. Surprisingly plain but layers of make up on. The sister is more interesting looking but she came across as lacking any charm. Just mean girl vibes from her. Paris lead her group around like puppies. Sleazy, awful puppies that you wanna kick. Vapid is the word but Paris was pretty fascinating to watch. I could see her being a bit of a sociopath puppet master. Definitely think she’s closeted and gets engaged just because. The theory of her running drugs or money sounds about right.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 6, 2018 2:35 PM
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[Quote] Definitely think she’s closeted and gets engaged just because.
I don't think her being bi is that big of a secret.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 6, 2018 4:39 PM
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