James Van Der Beek Talks About His 5 Kids, Body Hair and Dawson’s Creek Reunion Photoshoot

I want 5 of his butt babies.

Handsome guy

Wonder what there is to the gay rumors, most male stars had them, but I e.g. read them on the A-list, which had pretty credible gossip; he's come a long way from his hustling days; one of the few real quarterbacks turned stars, if true.

Is he a fundie? Usually they like popping out a kid every year.

Of course he’s gay. He’s an attractive straight guy and all attractive straight guys are gay in Datalounge. Enjoy your stay!

His wife is the ultimate Frau cunt. She did an interview with the NYT where she complained that her nanny didn't pick up her brats crumbs fast enough or something. She doesn't work, of course .

He filmed a graphic anal sex scene with another dude for Todd Solodnz's "Storytelling," but it was cut. In fact, he was entirely cut from the movie. I always hoped Solodnz would do a director's cut on Blu-ray and put back in his storyline (he played a closeted college football player).

Sunday night bump

Worse than a fundie: he and his wife are deep into (homophobic culty) Kabbalah.

A shame, cause I think he's funny, talented, and sex on a stick.

Receipts R9?

[quote] James Van Der Beek Talks About His 5 Kids

Wow, he's going to great lengths to prove that he's straight.

I wonder if he thinks of John Wesley Shipp, when he's banging her?

Ah, the good old days.

Hes more doable now than when he was Dawson.

He now looks like a mutant giant version of Don Johnson 10 or 20 years ago.

I see his fivehead has now become a sixhead.

I just don't see it. He's not that cute.

At all.

Taylor Hanson also has 5 kids.

[quote] Taylor Hanson also has 5 kids

How does he find the time, in between power bottoming for so many different guys?

Datalounge, of course, thinks breeders like him are all gay.

No one has mentioned his tender coin slot.

Honey we all know that thing has seen a lot of use R19. Anything but tender at this point

The deniers here were probably not yet born when the John Wesley Shipp story was going around.

I always thought he resembled Thomas Jefferson.

Body looks good. His face looks haggard, swollen eyes.

Body is good, face is rugged, masculine

So does he bang twinks on the side?

Anyone here had him?

I am old, r21, but do not really follow the logic that JVDB must be gay just because the actor who played his TV dad was gay.

Not aging well, looks like he's in his 50s.

Can someone excerpt and post what he says about "body hair" in the clip?

R27 the rumors about their affair were very well known at the time and not just on gay sites

Having 5 kids today is a crime against the planet. Selfish egotistical fool.

Wonder if we will ever see that anal sex scene? He also played gay in THE RULES OF ATTRACTION and had some mild sex scenes.

R31 the five kids thing was probably pushed by the wife. Alot of upper middle class women see a large family as a status symbol, and it gives them an excuse not to work. She's evidently one of those stay at home moms who have a nanny, so essentially just a hooker.

[quote] the five kids thing was probably pushed by the wife

In the world of celebrity beardings, it's called JOB SECURITY.

She pops out five kids, he can never leave her. He's obligated for life.

Even if he decides to divorce her, James VDB will be paying alimony and child support until he's dead.

What a stupid fucker.

[quote][R31] the five kids thing was probably pushed by the wife.

It takes two to tango, hon. The father's not a helpless child; if he didn't want five kids, he didn't have to knock up the mother five times.

[quote] Alot of upper middle class women see a large family as a status symbol, and it gives them an excuse not to work.

Where are you getting this horseshit from? Its actually very unusual for an upper middle class family today to bang out more than one or two kids; American birth rates rise in inverse proportion to income.

[quote] if he didn't want five kids, he didn't have to knock up the mother five times.

Unless he was trying to prove his heterosexuality, amid the gay rumors with John Wesley Shipp.

Wendy calls attention to how hairy James is, R29. Then she asks for a closeup of his arm hair while she caresses his fur in the cringiest #metoo moment since Les and Illyana.

Like "father," like "son."

Just look at that sly grin on James' face.

[quote]Unless he was trying to prove his heterosexuality, amid the gay rumors with John Wesley Shipp.

Whatever, r36. The point still stands that he's 50 percent responsible for deciding to produce five kids; you can't say it was all his wife's doing.

R35 I've seen firsthand the prolific breeding of certain types of affluent women. Usually it's the ones who don't want to have to work so they just keep getting pregnant. More often than not the nannies raise the children while the mother takes yoga classes and gets facials.

breeders gotta breed

It's the ultimate "status symbol"

I am 48. Of course I was alive when the ridiculous rumors spread. Gays ate them up back then, but they believe any goodlooking guy is gay.

Yikes. His face is melting. It's only been 20 years since the glory days of Dawson's Creek.

[quote]The deniers here were probably not yet born when the John Wesley Shipp story was going around.

Yes, we know about those rumors, you dried up receptacle.

We just think the idea of a man with a wife and FIVE CHILDREN being in the closet is utterly ridiculous and confirms that the old gays of DL are truly desperate.

[quote][R27] the rumors about their affair were very well known at the time and not just on gay sites

Absolute bullshit. They were ONLY on gay sites.

I'd love to suck his cock, feet and bury my face in his ass.

[quote]Absolute bullshit. They were ONLY on gay sites.

It made it to E!'s website, and not just from Ted Casablanca.

During his first divorce it was revealed that he was still making 30K a month from residuals. He can afford 5 kids and an army of nannies.

He is not good looking at all. His head is huge and his forehead is gigantic.

He's always been aware he's a gay icon and he relishes it.

What's that police procedural he did where's he's going to rape his college BFF's daughter? Criminal Minds? One of the Law & Orders?

He does try very hard to maintain his gay following and seems to enjoy it.

BUT he doesn't have much choice since he can't act.

He's trying to single-handedly re-populate the Earth after the Apocalypse.

What a virile guy. High five, bro!

3 more kids and you'll catch up with me!

Have you guys seen the IG pic with his wife's placenta in a bowl? Ewwww.

Btw, Stellan Skarsgard has 8 kids.

R53, Breeders, especially enthusiastic ones like James and his wife, do all kinds of weird, disgusting things with birth fluids and umbilical cords. I worked with a guy years ago with 6 sons that got all their umbilical cords preserved in amber and kept them in the house

Apparently it's good modern practice to freeze your own umbilical cord in a medical bank, just in case - for the rare STEM cells it contains. These cells can be used in an emergency later in life to fight off various diseases and disorders. But apparently only your own STEM cells provide the best fit and result.

[quote] After a baby is born, cord blood is left in the umbilical cord and placenta. It contains haematopoietic (blood) STEM cells: rare cells normally found in the bone marrow. Haematopoietic stem cells (HSCs) can make every type of cell in the blood – red cells, white cells and platelets.

[quote] Cord blood is the blood that remains in the placenta and umbilical cord following the birth of your baby. It is rich in blood STEM cells, similar to those found in bone marrow, and these can be used to treat many different cancers, immune deficiencies and genetic disorders.

[quote]Absolute bullshit. They were ONLY on gay sites.

That's absolute bullshit, too. I first read about it on alt.showbiz.gossip.

I remember the Beek's alleged hookups with JWS was discussed at length on IMDb's message boards in the early aughts. It wasn't just regulated to gay sites.

[quote] It wasn't just regulated to gay sites.

That’s because you would scuttle from DL to the other sites with this bullshit. Don’t pretend like this was anything other than what it ALWAYS is...some bored queen starting rumors and making gays seem desperate for all good-looking men to be gay. So fucking embarrassing.

r58 is a DL soap hag with anger issues.

Fucking NUM!

Wasn't he on a British morning show not so long ago, and was a real cunt when they brought up Dawson's Creek?

[quote]'ve seen firsthand the prolific breeding of certain types of affluent women. Usually it's the ones who don't want to have to work so they just keep getting pregnant. More often than not the nannies raise the children while the mother takes yoga classes and gets facials.

For those of us who live in suburban America... this phenomenon can be seen everyday.

Van see Beek is the ultimate DILF.

His cum must be very potent.

R48 his 1st divorce was almost a decade ago. Residuals decline over time.

I don't blame him wife for wanting to take in so much of his cum. I do too

Aren’t they all the girls? Dawson better go out and earn himself lots of more money because teenage girls are expensive

R48 - He's got a big-ass head, true, and with the hairline receding (as all men's do), it'll seem bigger as the years go by. But if he has a dick to match that big head and solid bod, he's truly the perfect DILF.

[quote][R58] is a DL soap hag with anger issues.

Since you’ve erased your cookies, thereby conveniently deleting your posting history--so that you can troll more effectively, I’m unable to determine your exact kind of haggatry...but I can tell you that plenty of people “Like” this particular “anger issue.”

R68 How can you see a users posting history? Do you have to register for that?

JVDB looks pretty good in Pose.

[quote] "...you dried up receptacle.."

R45, you're killing me. I am blowing orange juice out of my nose. Oh, my sides!

He's a real life conehead.

Cutie

R58 - I first heard about the rumor before it was discussed here on DL.

IIRC, the rumor first started out as an obvious blind item in some publication.

Director Todd Solondz is complaining that the producers of his new movie made him edit out a scene in which James Van Der Beek is on the receiving end of anal sex. When asked for comment, Van Der Beek said, "They were FILMING that?!"

Always thought he was hot, still do!

Apparently, the producers on Dawson's Creek thought he was a pain in the ass to work with. The fame went straight to his head.

Five children. How fucking selfish. Just destroy the planet, asshole.

[quote][R68] How can you see a users posting history? Do you have to register for that?

Probably have to register--not sure about that--just put the poster on ignore and then click on the “Ignore” option at the top of the page in green. It will display a list of their past threads tho I’m not sure how far it back it goes, but it’s far enough to get an idea of who you’re dealing with.

Many posters use it as some kind of "weapon" against other posters when they’re getting their asses handed to them in DL arguments.

I use it to identify the crazies, y’know?

[quote]Five children. How fucking selfish. Just destroy the planet, asshole.

AHAHAHAHAHA. THIS is why I love Datalounge.

JVDB rubs one out.

What's he thinking about?