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My Discolored Ass

My husband took some video of us having sex, it turned him on. But I saw what my own butt crack looks like and it's several shades darker than the rest of my skin! It almost looks stained. I was so grossed out. I'm pale skinned, but this part looked brown. And no it wasn't poop.

Is this why some people get anal bleaching? Although it's not my (presented) hole, it's the inside of the butt cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 53October 4, 2019 2:01 AM

Mine too, except it’s not brown, mine is red and chapped. It’s been that way for years, and I started looking in my 20s and I’m in my 40s now. And now, I’m not obese and no I don’t have any STDs or worms or fungus. It doesn’t itch or burn, it’s just always red looking.

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2018 5:28 PM

R1 Like a baboon?

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by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2018 5:33 PM

Yes, most people's cracks are darker than the surrounding skin and that's exactly what anal bleaching is for.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2018 5:34 PM

Christ. Has anyone here bleached their own ass? Product recommendations?

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2018 5:35 PM

OP, are you a master of the ass?

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2018 5:37 PM

It means that when you were a baby, your parents let you wallow in your own feces and didn't change your diaper quickly enough.

by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2018 5:37 PM

Awesome title for your autobiography, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 7July 25, 2018 5:40 PM

I look at my dark hole and scream "But you are blanch. You are!"

by Anonymousreply 8July 25, 2018 5:45 PM

That's from years of wiping back to front OP.

by Anonymousreply 9July 25, 2018 5:51 PM

Was it poop?

by Anonymousreply 10July 25, 2018 5:53 PM

OP, are you German?

by Anonymousreply 11July 25, 2018 5:54 PM

English/Irish

It can't be shit stains, it's too far from the hole and too large an area.

by Anonymousreply 12July 25, 2018 6:06 PM

"Things I Never Thought I'd Discuss"

by Anonymousreply 13July 25, 2018 6:06 PM

One of my favorite Sally Field movies.

by Anonymousreply 14July 25, 2018 6:08 PM

"My Discolored Ass"

He's very off-color.

by Anonymousreply 15July 25, 2018 6:15 PM

So im here because my ass is docolored as well and i got akin bleech to fix it. Anyone else try it ? Op hows uoyr butt crack doin?

by Anonymousreply 16September 19, 2019 4:47 AM

There such thing as crap permanently staining your butthole.

by Anonymousreply 17September 19, 2019 4:50 AM

OP/Aaron Schock, I had no idea you're married!

by Anonymousreply 18September 19, 2019 4:53 AM

I'm so glad I'm not a bottom, and don't ask people to go there. I'm curious what percentage of gay men, probably bottoms, actually do this. I've just always assumed pigmentation varies, as it does with nipples, and scrotums... Will those with brown rather than pink colouring feel obliged to bleach those next?

by Anonymousreply 19September 19, 2019 5:02 AM

Guess what, OP? Your thread is number two Google search hit for 'dark butt crack'. You and your asscrack are famous! Sounds like you might have acanthosis nigricans.

by Anonymousreply 20September 19, 2019 5:39 AM

You're getting old.

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2019 6:02 AM

A scat perv with her cam perv hubby. What could go wrong in this perv household?

by Anonymousreply 22September 19, 2019 6:15 AM

I think it probably IS fungus. Many men (maybe the majority) get darkness around the base of their balls and on the inside of their thighs, which is from jock itch, which will fade EVENTUALLY if treated properly, but in the meantime will look almost like a brownish birthmark The inside of a man's ass cheeks is also is a sweaty environment perfect for fungi to grow. I would experiment with using an antifungal powder in the area for a month or so, to see if that makes a difference.

by Anonymousreply 23September 19, 2019 6:50 AM

OP = Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2019 6:53 AM

OP, the stain is coming from INSIDE YOUR ASS!!

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2019 6:58 AM

I have the same thing as OP. What's a good bleach? Instructions?

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2019 9:04 AM

Are you using tobacco leaves to wipe, OP?

by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2019 9:22 AM

I'm calling bullshit here, so to speak. OP would have us believe that he is old enough to be partnered and savvy enough to film intimate encounters yet totally unaware of his excessively pigmented fleshy hindquarters? I think not.

Never had any of his numerous lovers commented on his condition, even jokingly? Never has he seen his backside in the mirror? That sounds totally implausible.

I'm sorry. I just cannot get behind OP's assine assertions, try as I might.

by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2019 9:35 AM

Sounds like some kind of weird localized vitiligo.

by Anonymousreply 29September 19, 2019 3:39 PM

Vitiligo is the absence of pigmentation, I believe. Sounds like OP had an abundance of pigmentation between his butt cheeks as if he been wiping with coffee grounds.

by Anonymousreply 30September 19, 2019 5:56 PM

Maybe you're not really clean down there, OP.

by Anonymousreply 31September 19, 2019 5:59 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32September 19, 2019 6:21 PM

I was under the impression that the skin around the asshole being a different colour was because it's made out of a "different kind of skin" and is because of the way you develop as a foetus etc.

by Anonymousreply 33September 19, 2019 6:23 PM

Get 3% hydrogen peroxide and twice a day dab your crack with it (do it after you shower). Anal bleaching is for a dark butthole and uses stronger hydrogen peroxide.

by Anonymousreply 34September 19, 2019 6:32 PM

Cold pressed sweet almond oil will also lighten your skin.

by Anonymousreply 35September 19, 2019 6:33 PM

Some people have dark circles under their eyes. With some people, it's their asses. You're fine, just unattractive. Here's the cure: Stop taking videos while having sex.

by Anonymousreply 36September 19, 2019 7:07 PM

[quote]Cold pressed sweet almond oil will also lighten your skin.

Don't you use that to prep skin for rubbing it off? I.e. when you want to take the dead skin off of your feet?

by Anonymousreply 37September 19, 2019 7:11 PM

Er, e.g.

by Anonymousreply 38September 19, 2019 7:12 PM

if you have a dark asshole you probably have a dark scrotum. It's the same skin. They can only do so much.

by Anonymousreply 39September 19, 2019 7:34 PM

I notice it in amateur porn with some bottoms who are bigger, and less pronounced or noticeable on normal/avg bodies.

by Anonymousreply 40September 19, 2019 7:37 PM

I really think it is from not wiping properly. OP, who taught you how to wipe your ass?

by Anonymousreply 41September 19, 2019 9:09 PM

[quote]Get 3% hydrogen peroxide and twice a day dab your crack with it

That's also going to bleach the hair in your ass crack too. If you have dark hair that would look kinda strange, but I guess you could shave it.

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by Anonymousreply 42September 19, 2019 9:22 PM

I just leave it really hairy so nobody can see. If a top gets lost in there, it's just not big enough.

by Anonymousreply 43September 19, 2019 9:58 PM

Dear OP, your anal cleavage is normal.

Everyone has it. Schock's color is normal.

by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2019 10:21 PM

"Vitiligo is the absence of pigmentation""

Perhaps OP is, like, totally black but his ass crack is the only part unaffected by the disorder.

by Anonymousreply 45September 20, 2019 2:56 AM

Ive been using Palmers fade milk on my asscheeks

by Anonymousreply 46September 28, 2019 11:25 PM

OP there’s a product I can recommend to help you with that.

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by Anonymousreply 47September 28, 2019 11:30 PM

I dated a couple guys that had darker skin in their crack and near where their inner thighs met their crotch. They both had lost weight >35 pounds before I met them. I wonder if they are marks from chafing when they were chubby?

by Anonymousreply 48September 29, 2019 2:59 AM

I heard that your hole is the same color as your areolae.

by Anonymousreply 49September 29, 2019 7:39 AM

Our holes are black, R49, but our anal cleavage is the same color as our areolae.

by Anonymousreply 50September 29, 2019 8:24 AM

Mine is brown but only on the outer crack. So it can’t be a shit stain otherwise the inside would be brown as well.

by Anonymousreply 51October 4, 2019 1:55 AM

People end up with the discolored ass they deserve.

The discolored ass is a reflection of your discolored soul.

by Anonymousreply 52October 4, 2019 1:57 AM

Fatasses are usually gross and discolored, because fatties like OP don’t dry themselves off well and the dampness helps bacteria and fungus grow....

by Anonymousreply 53October 4, 2019 2:01 AM
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