Oregon woman finds mountain lion in her home, says she used telepathic images to get it to leave

I tried to read the article, but got sick of trying to read it through all the pop up ads. Why on earth did she leave her door open, which allowed the mountain lion to come in?!?

[quote]Why on earth did she leave her door open, which allowed the mountain lion to come in?!?

Well for one, this women is clearly batshit insane. Why you expect rational behavior out of her I do not know.

I actually love.what this woman did. I know it sounds out there, but it worked out for her and the lion.

R3, I do, too. She wanted to be sure the cat wasn't hurt, and was able to leave peacefully. I'm so glad she didn't call an animal control officer, or the cat probably wouldn't have survived.

Did she have a super religious mother who was extremely psychotic and later went to prom only to get publicly humiliated after being crowned Prom Queen?

The cat sensed the nice frau was off her rockers and felt it was better to leave.

Bet her love life is much the same.

Weird behavior there, could be rabid. Also the mountain lion.

Lol, love you bitches.

Other reports state that the mountain lion napped behind the couch for SIX HOURS.

The only spirit guide this bitch channeled was Andy Warhol.

"Give it a sleeping pill-laced meatball and take a bunch of pictures for viral distribution. It'll be GREAT!"

I can't wait for the crazy copycats who get their faces scratched viciously while screaming "Why doesn't it work like it did for her?????".

Very cute, cuddly mountain lion. Glad that all are safe and sound, including the big cat, and that she used her own methods to get it out of the house.

Can I come over to your home tonight for a sleep over?

It’s a pity they can kill a person (not that they do often or without provocation) because they look like big, sweet cats and I, being a moron, would want to cuddle it.

Cat flaps.

Am I the only one thinking this could’ve turned into a Darwin Award winner?

She's lucky she didn't get her face ripped off, damn fool.

She's like Aquaman, only she commands mountain creatures rather than undersea ones!

R18 So, she's like Dr. Doolittle, then.

That kitty looked so cute and sleepy. I would have been mauled to death cuz I wouldn't have been able to resist trying to pet it.

She blinked the cat out of her house?

That's not a cute cuddly kitty. That's a wild animal. THIS is a cute cuddly kitty.

And THIS.

I think I would have left the door wide open and vacated the house for a couple of days, give it a chance to leave on its own. It's not like it would have wanted to stick around permanently (most likely).

R18, so by your reasoning, she’s PUSSY WOMAN!

Precious when they're babies

Dumb bitch.

Cool pictures, gorgeous kitty, but why risk your life like that?

Did she almost-headbutt it like these two guys are doing?

She will be blessed for not harming the precious little citizen and for dealing with her sanely.

Love the story but did you notice the ad for a new antipsychotic in the original story? Right next to the kitty pics.

I never thought I'd give MPC/Erna a WW, but life is strange sometimes at 3:47 a.m.

[quote] “When I made noise, [the mountain lion] woke up and looked startled so I consciously raised my frequency, gazed lovingly into her eyes, and communicated using feline-speak eye blinking to calm her,” she said.

[quote] “It was a perfect ending to a blessed encounter that could have been dangerous if approached from a lower frequency,” said Taylor.

How did she “raise her frequency”?

I’d love to see a video of this woman “feline-speak eye blinking”.

God, I’m reading this and probably staring into my future.

Oregon. Enough said.

She speaks cat. I would have loved to see this kitty live.

Does all this frequency talk refer to dominance? Like... when she raised her frequency she asserted dominance over the cat?

I get the blinking thing, it’s a sign of affection or pleasure in felines. Anyone who has a cat knows the slow blink body language.

The cat probably never had such a soft, luxurious bed to nap on, and will spend the rest of its life looking for more.

Uh oh... the cat's got a taste for soft beds. Better to put it down.

Pretty once it got a whiff of the foul stench comming from her pussy and ran.

Poor mountain lion was injured and sick so couldn't live in the wild or in a zoo. Guess what happened?

Mountain lion could have been pregnant and seeking temporary shelter.

All animals have an extraordinarily acute sense of smell. The mountain lion probably smelled that the woman had been around a lot of other animals and therefore did not try and harm her. This is a scientifically proven fact.

[quote] In a video taken by the woman, you can hear her banging on a drum to a steady beat from a safe, elevated position inside her home.

This might actually be a smart strategy. Create repetitive banging sounds to annoy an animal enough to leave.

And why doesn’t it surprise me that this new-age, kumbaya woman had a drum handy in her house...

We hope Messi has a long and happy life with his loving family!

Why would she assume he couldn't easily get to an elevated position in her house? Mountain lions can climb anything. That's not safe unless she was sitting behind glass or metal bars.

And this is hilarious. Straight out of a episode of Portlandia. (Only in the show, for comedic effect, she would have been chased out of her own house):

[quote]When I made noise, [the mountain lion] woke up and looked startled so I consciously raised my frequency, gazed lovingly into her eyes, and communicated using feline-speak eye blinking to calm her,” she said.

Can't wait for Erna to wake up and find out someone is impersonating him. LOL.

The cat may have decided she was a friend. If she often left the door open, it may have gone in at other times.

I used to have a friend who left her door wide open all the time...any kind of critter could have walked in and once she got angry because a raccoon came in. Drunk.

KITTEH!!!!

Darlings, I left the door open in my doublewide and all sorts of nature came my way.

All she did was assure that that cat will be back on the regular. She practically put out a welcome mat.

Does she leave the door open normally?

R50, Why do you believe that to be true? It's not as if she made the cat din-din? Or at least offer a drink of water?

I love the way he lounges on the couch.

The irony of Erna: loves pussy, hates fish.

Regarding the feline slow-blink body language thing...

Once I was hiking alone, and I saw a wild bobcat sitting a few feet from the trail. I stopped and looked at it, and it looked back, and I did the slow blink that's a sign of affection and trust among domestic cats. The bobcat sat quietly and gave me a slow blink back! So we both sat still, enjoying the quiet afternoon, blinking at each other in cat fashion, until some other damn humans came along and spoiled the moment.

So yes, it's possible that the blinking thing worked to assure the mountain lion that this human was friendly, and no threat. Which is great, if the lion isn't hungry.

I found a big beetle in my home the other day. It looked menacing so I'm sorry to say I crushed it to death rather than trying to up my frequency and drum it out of my home.

The woman is crazy but I still love this story. I want to cuddle with the kitty.

Just do your Rachel Maddow voice:

[quote]Nighttime in the Santa Cruz mountains. A mountain lion sprawls on the forest floor, happily noshing on a freshly killed deer. The wind in the trees is the only sound, the moon the only illumination.

[quote]Then political commentator Rachel Maddow's voice fills the clearing: “Last Friday, three days after Bobby Jindal quit …" The lion lifts its head, and its eyes, glowing in the scant light, look right toward a hidden camera. Then the creature turns tail and flees. It's gone before Maddow even finishes her sentence.

DARK LESBIANS!!!!

She just released new video of the lion leaving her house.

This headline instantly made me think of Jumanji

Animal communicators operate like this. Glad it worked out.

This is the same animal that killed the fat. Black Trans cis something cyclist recently, remember? Who called herself “they”?Biggles? Rubbles? Good thing the drum lady mind melded with it or whatever. I guess this is how you should behave when you want to live. That’s some rhythmic drumming though.

But Sheena did it first.

I love you, R60

Phht. Real "animal communicators" operate like this -

[Quote]The cat sensed the nice frau was off her rockers and felt it was better to leave. Bet her love life is much the same.

😂😂😂😂

[Quote]Weird behavior there, could be rabid. Also the mountain lion.

😂😂😂😂

R6 and R7 I love you. Please don't ever change.

Wow, Muriel has resurrected the tag system, cool beans!