Ryan Reynolds' Skin Color

The only thing that would fit in the entire Spray Tan booth was his overly inflated fat head.

He looks like he smells like “Wet Dog”

Instead of talking about his makeup or poor tanner I agree, OP, use the term skin color. This way I can work the thread around my racial preoccupation obsession. Eventually someone will bite and I'll use that excuse to rip into White people. If no one bites and starts discussing bronzer I'll just pop on over to my other browser and post a comment as though I'm a white racist. Then I'll come back to this tab on my original open browser and start a diatribe about racist, evil white people. That usually gets the ball rolling and I can pacify my gnawing OCD disorder of racial preoccupation. I spend my days and nights, hell, my entire waking life race baiting on sites across the web. Placing bait in each tab then I methodically check all of my "traps" to see if anyone took the bait.

XO Virtual Racial Crabbing Master

[R3] for the win!

Can't read R1 but R2, that was excellent baiting! You know how us colored like to say white devils smell like wet dogs. Tee hee. Give it ten minutes then make a comment about how his bronzed face looks better than the pasty white girl's drab ashen face. See if that gets a reaction. Gonna go mosey on over to my other baits I planted at TMZ and Dlisted. Hmm mmmm. Dats right.

No wonder my reasonably thoughtful threads die on this board.

So hot

Somewhere between tan and douche.

Heed the warning. Watch out for the racist Whites of Wyoming. 😂 TOC's latest trap bait. Fail!

The “it” color in Hollywood this season is “Bronze Age Gay”.

He’s gorgeous. His skin color reminds me of Orlando Bloom’s or Justin Bieber’s.

He has wonky eyes like Andy Cohen.

Orange

I was watching Self/Less, and his skin looks beautiful in it. So smooth.

His skin is the same color as Emma's hair!

Both colors are fake, of course.

adjacent-- the answer to any question asked on the DL

His hands don't match his face.

Very blotchy spray on tan.

Dude's had too much plastic surgery. Yes it's still on the discrete side (comparatively), but havey you noticed he never truly expresses himself? He never smiles with his whole face/eyes. Ever. I think he's desperately unhappy and emasculated

R19, are you saying he’s a plastic surgery?

Must be a Canadian thing.

"...havey you noticed he never truly expresses himself? He never smiles with his whole face/eyes. Ever. I think he's desperately unhappy and emasculated "

I think he never truly expresses himself or smiles with his whole face/eyes because he's a shitty actor.

He really is, he's the most limited bastard working today. All he can play is the same smug bastard being smug, which works for a few roles but gets old damn fast. Did you notice that his performances in "Van Wilder" and "Deadpool" are exactly the same? I mean, EXACTLY the same? It's only the script and costumes that are different.

He’s hot

Compare and contrast the skin colors of the Ryans - Reynolds and Gosling.

Its called "A Shade Too Much". This color doesn't look as dark in the closet though.

I cant really discuss this matter with any authority until I have seen photos of him naked, particularly his ass and cock

Why are there so many threads about skin color on DL? I feel like I’ve been transported to the 1950s.

Bump

F&F OP, the Yellow Skin Troll

His racism is always getting in the way of human beings.

OP is ?