It is so funny how straight men are obsessed with getting their dicks sucked

They're also obsessed with doing women up the ass. I suspect most straight men are gay deep down.

Yeah, straight guys never understand me when I explain there are more gay guys who get excited about giving head than receiving head.

to find a woman who can do it right AND swallow appreciatively is rare ! Its like striking gold when said partner is found.

Well, it's not going to suck itself

They want it because they never get it.

Plus, they say the average straight dude only has 12 sex partners in their whole life, where even an ugly gay could do that in 30 minutes.

Women don’t understand the cock. Not like gay men do.

Still, straight men have to be appreciative of their efforts, however misguided.

OP, where do you live that ugly, fat, pimply, repulsive homeless men get head? According to the Gospel of DL, a decent 3 or 4 is a leper never to be touched for any reason. Where do you live?

Poor straight men. Smh.

Yeah, poor straight men.

All that mind blowing head they give their women and they never get a decent blowjob in return.

Waaaah.

"to find a woman who can do it right AND swallow appreciatively is rare"

Yes, but you have to remember this is the Datalounge. At the DL, all women act like gay men - people here believe porn is real life.

I think biologically speaking women have no reason to be good at sucking cock. If gay men live to suck a lot of dicks, females live to just entrap a man into marriage or fatherhood. Straight men are stupid enough to think porn is real life.

I have NEVER in my life wanted to see my partner swallow. I really don't get the appeal of that.

Is this another incel thread?

R13 sounds like a prim and proper white Connecticut housefrau who has never had an orgasm in her life. You don't sound like a man at all.

R15 My big fat dong says otherwise bish.

Per an Atlantic City hooker, when the wedding ring goes on, the blow jobs stop.

R16 if by dong you mean your huge Kim K sized ass. Whatever, eunuch.

I think straight women just don't care about doing it that much. Sex isn't a priority for them. Being a straight man is hard. You have to woo a woman. If a straight man is looking for a one-night stand with a woman, he had better be a charming and expert conversationalist; and he had better be able to keep the chatter going on for an hour or so. A straight man will never get sex from a woman by just engaging in a few seconds of eye contact and a smile or nod. Unless he's willing to pay cash.

Straight men should be jealous about how easily gay men can get sex. It would actually make sense for straight men to seek out gay men for non-strings-attached (and safe) sexual activities. If a straight, single man seeks a blowjob, why not get it from a gay man who will gladly do it and be skilled at it rather than pay a woman who's not really into it.

The female of the species’ evolutionary objective is to extract the seed into her vagine - not in her anus, not in her mouth, not on her tits - but into the vagine.

R19? If you think straight men have it bad, you should try being a lesbian trying to get another lesbian into bed!! They act like they're giving you the crown jewels, and then the next day, no matter what boundaries you laid down the night before (Only for tonight, honey! OK?), they always want to marry you.

It's exponentially harder for a lesbian to get a lesbian to have sex with her than it is for a man to get a straight woman into bed.

R8 It is a rhetorical scenario, shit for brains. The point is straight men have to buy ANY sex, whereas gay men have endless amounts of sex available to them IF THEY WANT IT.

Straight dudes seek sex with gay dudes all the time on Grindr(so I've heard). Mostly head. And it is because they can't get good head from a chick. It frustrates them like crazy.

R23 False, almost no one is having ANY SEX on Grindr. All a bunch of zeroes thinking they are TENS only seeking out TENS. Fuck those delusional assholes.

I gave up on Grindr. I'm sure it works for people who can see it for what it is (i.e. hypocrite central).

Grindr is incredibly flaky

It really is annoying how many “no-recip” cocksucking bottoms there are. In my city, on Doublelist (and formally craigslist), all day and night was ad after ad of guys looking to suck dick.

From what I’ve seen, this phenomenon isn’t just limited to my city. Most gay men are bottoms, both oral and anal.

As far as straight men are concerned, yes, they are very enthusiastic about getting their dick sucked, but the vast majority will never let another guy near their dicks. The straight men who will let a gay guy blow them are not straight—they’re Kinsey 1 or 2’s.

R19, and I’m sorry but your analogy makes no sense. A straight guy by default isn’t attracted to guys, just like gay men by default aren’t attracted to women. Would you let a woman go down on you? Or eat a woman’s pussy because you couldn’t find a dick to suck?

Shh r27. This is the DL, where straight men love engaging with sex with other men! Unless they are ugly, then I guess they are allowed to really be straight.

Grindr really is awful. I have to delete it because after awhile, it starts to affect my self confidence. And people say I’m very handsome, so I can only imagine how it makes less conventionally attractive guys feels.

R28, LMAO.

The average age here is what, over 60? You’d think these deluded queens would know and accept by now that men who REGULARLY have sex with men are a very, very small minority within the male population. Exclusive gay men, who seek out romantic relationships with other men are an even tinier percentage.

I just don’t understand the delusion.

R27 I get what he is saying. They have polled young guys under 30 in Britain and pretty much 100% of them said they have messed around with guys. Some just oral, many anal as well. His argument is valid. Young guys are way more practical and not hung up about sex. They know that if they shut their eyes they can imagine it is Vicky Beckham blowing them. Then it is cum and done.

R21, we're talking about man sex now. Don't interrupt.

R32 Now, now, let the muff divers share their experience as well.

It's true. Many younger guys, straight (yes a Kinsey 2-ish) seek out Grindr to get head. Younger guys are not hung up on labels even if they adhere to one end or the other. I'm early/mid 30's and that's what I see. However, so many of the younger guys on Grindr either say they don't want sex or are flaky as hell. Or so I've heard..........

Uh, R31 I am under 30, and I call bullshit on that poll. If “pretty much 100%” of guys polled admitted to same-sex activity then those guys were somehow self-selected.

There is no way a random representation of the under 30 male population would have same-sex experiences at that high of a number, let alone admit to it.

you are seriously off your rocker if you think the majority of young guys will “just close their eyes”, and and randomly accept blow jobs from other guys. It doesn’t happen regularly. And because most gay guys are into giving “no recip” head, if a Kinsey 1 or 2 bi guy does go looking for a NSA blow job, he has tons of guys to choose from.

I will admit, I get off on sucking dick. Frankly, it’s my favorite sexual activity and I’m really good at it. Still, I accept that I only have access to a VERY small percentage of the male population, because truly straight men (most men), aren’t going to visit a male cocksucker no matter how horny they are, or how easy it is to get head.

The poll was in Britain, I have never been to Britain so I have no idea of their cultural or sexual mores, but I think it is possible that guys under 30 all identify as sexually fluid or non-denominational. I have a slutty friend who is 49 and he has fucked hundreds of guys over the years, he has said they all pretty much identify as STRAIGHT except for the fact they love getting their ass fucked and sucking an older dude's dick. He also mentioned they all want it bareback but I told him to always use condoms as females are very prone to STIs. I can give you more examples, but if you are such a closed-minded twat, why bother.

[quote] but I think it is possible that guys under 30 all identify as sexually fluid or non-denominational

Oh brother.

R36 I don't know a lot who do. More than in years past but not a lot. Most are very typical douchebros who are actually still quite homophobic. My niece is in middle school and her friends call each other "gay" and "fag" on social media all the time.

It’s also so funny how gay men are obsessed with sucking dick. Imagine that.

I wonder how typical it is for straight men to be disappointed by a woman’s blowjob skills. Are they just happy to find a woman willing to suck them off so they set the bar low?

R40 Probably depends on how hot and how hung they are. Beggars can't be choosers.

R35/R27, nobody under 30 says “off your rocker”. Nice try, Gramps.

R42 Exactly. No one under 60 talks about the fucking Kinsey scale. I have no clue what the fuck it means nor do I need to.

Please, bottom OP, you're most likely fat and OLDE.

R44 Please take some fentanyl and play in traffic, old cunt.

R45 Mirrored replies are so basic, OP, just like your life.

I don't buy any of this 'Straight guys are just 6 drinks away from going bi' bullshit. No amount of alcohol would ever, ever make me want to have sex with a woman. This is just a myth perpetuated by porn. I don't really like sucking dick, I always seem to end up with a sore throat afterwards.

R47 Claims from some troll locked in her basement are worthless. Get out into the real world and talk with actual people, old fuck.

Wow who shat in your cornflakes R48 ?

I actually had a straight friend confide in me that he hasn’t had a blowjob in 19 years! He’s separated so I tried setting him up with this slut we both know but he’s stuck on his wife and wouldn’t go out with her.

[quote][R31] I am under 30

[quote]You’d think these deluded queens would know and accept by now that men who REGULARLY have sex with men are a very, very small minority within the male population.

Around 700,000 London residents have a Grindr account. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is close to 20% of the male population there? Hardly a small minority. Whether these men will all publicly admit to having gay sex is another matter.

Where do you get that figure from R52 ? I know plenty of gay and bi men who won't go anywhere near Grindr, and plenty of fruit loops who have multiple accounts.

STDs

R3 Check their Wiki page.

Btw, it's hard to believe you know "plenty" of people with multiple iphones and which sex apps they have on each device.

R52 exactly. Unless you have actually had sex with or met 2000 so-called straight men - who tell the whole world and their gfs they are straight yet are all having downlow sexual liasons with older gay dudes who are fucking their asses every chance they get - what the fuck do you know? I know for a fact these so-called straights asses are being pounded like pizza dough every chance they get.

Time rename DL to the "Make A Wish Lounge"

I wish I could volunteer to suck all that straight dick

If straight chicks were just as horny and available as gay guys, then YES, I would consider getting a BJ from a woman. Which doesn't even include how willing men are to pay for sex.

r27 is serving false analogies without scientific proof. Truth is, Dr. Kinsey found that 37% of all American men have sexual relations with another man in their ADULT lifetimes by the time they are 80 years old (though that was the 1940s).

And don't equate receiving a blow job with eating pussy -- a gay man just has to stand there and let someone else do all the work without tasting a pussy, or touching it, or stretching himself open when he's the oral top. It would be much easier to accept a BJ.

TBH, I find good cocksuckers who can actually deep-throat are women in straight porn a lot more often than men in gay porn. Sometimes, I'd prefer getting sucked by woman if she isn't fat and she can offer FULL COVERAGE OF MY DICK versus some prissy or half-assed gay dude, or the gay-for-payers who hate what they're doing. I have wished getting a porn deep-throater chick was as easy as Grindr before.

Who gives a fuck about Kinsey? No one under 80 gives a fuck about it.

I’ve never done Grindr before, thank Gawd!

R59 You're bi, right?

NOW DATS DA SUCK JOB!!!

DAT'S DA SUCK JOB!

LOL.

R20 those Jezebels!