Macron is sexy

He needs to be pegged by Le Pen.

No, I'll be happy to do it.

I can't disagree, OP. Saving this one for .... uh, later inspection.

Sorry--he's a creepy little (and I mean LITTLE) megalomaniac.

Napoleon IV.

Better than an obese orange Nazi traitor.

He is sexy. Most presidents are. Except for the President of Germany. Angela, you hear that? You suck!

Rumors abound that he already has a man in his life.

[quote] Better than an obese orange Nazi traitor.

So is anyone. That's not saying much at all.

He is delicious

He’s 5’8”, which isn’t that little. He’s got enormous feet and beefy legs, so he’s not a flimsy little thing.

The guy usually presents himself flawlessly and rarely perspires, so I like seeing his sweaty pits in OP’s picture. He’s so excited!

OP refers to the touch of a man, with which I can't disagree, but I'll also add the 'Touch of My Hand'. I can't remember another world leader (other than Trudeau) who gets me sexually excited.

Yessir, r11. SEXY. Bottle that and I’d buy the shit out of it.

Oh dear god, no, he is not 5'8".

Don't you think he already has a man?

R13, My ex is probably 5' 8", or maybe 5' 7*. I've never known anyone sexier. His dick is comparable to mine. I don't care: I'm not a bottom. Sex has a lot to do with chemistry between two people, in my opinion.

R13, The rumors are that he already hs.

Oui, oui. Il est adorable! xx

R8 I was thinking the same thing. Saying he's better than Trump is the definition of "damning with faint praise."

He has a sexy soccer player body. Nice legs.

I'll bet he smells very nice, too. He looks like he has impeccable anal hygiene

I like the smell of clean sweaty uncut French meat.

He smells like lemon soap because he wears Dior Eau Sauvage (saw it on his dressing table).

A little more fodder for the Macron curious:

Daddy wants

We have a nice bunch of sexy forward new leaders. Macron, the Irish, Greek, Spanish, our own Canadian. Makes me all tingly.

R22 - I prefer the photoshopped shirtless photo of him

Trudeau has zero sex appeal. Macaroon I'd do in a second. I'd kick his sugar Mommy to the curb.

That little slim-waisted body, plus alpha energy, YUM!

Lavender marriage.

She's not unattractive. Would being married to a woman 24 years your senior be less of a disqualifier for the French presidency than being gay?

I want to grab him by that slender little waist, and pull him close, and kiss his neck. He’s got to smell amazing, he’s always immaculately turned out.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxer briefs, obviously. Wouldn't want anything to mess up those smooth lean lines.

[quote]She's not unattractive.

I'm sure she's smart and interesting, but I wouldn't call her attractive.

R10 proof of the beefy legs please?

Give dataloungers a trim waist and alpha maleness and they'll be all over any authoritarian like flies on shit.

"Kaiser Wilhelm? He's DREAMY!"

R34 See r22

R35 is why we can't have nice things.

He radiates an aura of dangerous SEX. I want to get lost truffle hunting with him.

I wouldn't bet too much on Macron smelling good. None of the bestselling soaps in France are deodorant soap.

He is not so hot.

I'm not quite sure how Macron has morphed into an authoritarian, R35. Is he locking up his opponents? Shutting down Libération and L'Humanité? Bringing the judiciary under his control?

I thought the Chomsky/Greenwald line was that he was an investment banking member of the globalist financial elite? You need to get your stereotypes straight.

R39 You've lost your mind if you think The French don't understand scent development. I'm going to imagine him scrubbed down with a big block of salty Monastery soap and dabbed with "Mitsouko".

The French understand scent development. They perfected perfumes to cover up their stench.

What's worse is they don't even use much soap of any kind. Per-capita consumption is 4-5 bars [][].. And a full 50% of Frenchmen don't use underarm deodorant either.

Quit kidding yourself.

He is definitely sexy. It was heartwarming to watch him and the Croatian president hug the players during the trophy presentation yesterday. He didn't seem at all bothered by the rain, which just made him seem hotter. Putin's presence was a bit of a dampener, though. He just looks so goddamn evil.

I'd snort and sniff his ass like a truffle hunting pig

That thumbnail is hot, r44.

What is he looking at?

More meaty legs for the Macronsexuals:

R44 Mbappe is also so adorable and talented.

Trudeau does NOTHING for me. Macaroon is cute and hunky.

Trudeau looks too faggy for my taste.

The only time I ever found Trudeau remotely attractive was when he shook Trump's hand, and that was because everyone in the known universe looks attractive in comparison to Trump.

Is this some undergarment fail? Or is he a downlow chubby chaser?

R53. Something in his pants seems to be straining to get out.

R41, he is pushing hard for compulsory military service for all very young men. While he himself never served. That's very authoritarian.

He's also a bossy bottom.

Macaroon is just a bottom while Putin is a POWER bottom.

His tailoring is EXCEPTIONAL.

Macron dabbing with the French team on Instagram in the changing rooms after their World Cup win. Normally it's embarrassing when politicians do this sort of thing, but it kind of works here, partly because of how surreal the whole thing is.

Swimsuit pictures have been dropping left and right this weekend. Mostly grainy, but here’s a decent one.

Hairy little beast!

Nothing in those pantalones.

Merkel has more bulk in her trousers.

Thanks, R59. You made me start a new Saved Pictures folder.

You’re welcome, r63. I am to serve.

For me, he just delights the fucking senses. There’s no particular rhyme or reason for it. The best (and funniest) description I’ve read of him is that he looks like a sexy flight attendant. I want him to walk past me and say, “Trash?”