Anthony Bourdain's net worth was less than mine when he died

Why not spend everything before you off yourself. It would be silly not to.

You’re struggling with a net worth of 1.2M, OP? Poor you.

We feel your pain, OP (and noticed your not-subtle humblebrag).

No OP. There was talk he had a trust, which is not made public.

The purpose of this thread is to show off OP’s net worth

He lived in a luxury apartment...it probably took everything he made.

R4

Exactly.

His money wasn’t “his” except that he controlled the trust.

Humble brag OP is a piker. Unless you have $4M then you’re poor.

The bulk of his wealth, estimated at 16 Mill,' is tied up in a Trust; probably to protect it in the event of a divorce. He was still legally married to wife No. 2 when he died. No prenup.

Wife No. 2 is Executor of his declared wealth, 1.2 Mill,' plus what was in his checking/savings account ($400K).

My net worth is about $2 million.

New Yorkers have such warped minds.

He didn't do endorsements.

Humble brag much, OP?

He bequeathed his frequent flier points? Interesting.

OP gazes out the window waiting for someone to leave a newspaper behind so he can snatch it up.

His grandmother's accent embarrassed him.

Good for you, OP. Was this inherited money or did you earn it? Nothing wrong with either.

A. Tits on a bull.

Q. What's nearly as pointless as being a faceless, nameless nobody, bragging about their (alleged) personal attributes or wealth, to a bunch of complete strangers on an anonymous message board?

$1.2 Million? (yawn)

My goal is to die with $0. Otherwise it was wasted work.

People attacking OP for "bragging" a net worth of around 1.5mil isn't even that much.

As has been said Bourdain had a lot of money in a trust fund.

Darfur Orphan, paging Darfur Orphan.

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