Men who wear ankle bracelets

We've reached a new low of boredom in topics to discuss

There's no option for "who the fuck cares?"

I wear a jade ankle bracelet and I have a pedi with French tips every couple of weeks....drives straight boys crazy.

I hate the idea. But there IS one kind of ankle bracelet that turns me on.

Free-range cage meat

All the big mobsters wear them. Ask Paul Manafort.

Gary Cooper and I say people who wear these gypsy ankle-things are gypsy trash.

No. It's the hottest thing ever on men. Tribal. However on women, tacky.

It's bad, but it's not as bad as calling Concorde "THE Concorde".

You left out "Je ne give a shit pas."

R8 trying to replicate technique from his wildly popular and DL legendary draining/straining pasta thread a few blue moons ago. Keep at it! Don't forget to use wide berth term "middle class". Straight to 500 posts in a mere 2.5 days.

r10 yes, good thing you're posting that admonishment in a thread that is the epitome of whatever it is you're describing. Continue thinking you're the smartest girl in the room, now!

OP Is the Willy Cartier Stan. Posts his unrequited love about 6x a year.

Kidding R11? I came 'this' close to losing a limb on that thread. Pfft

Willy is no doubt having hot fucks in some Sicilian palazzo.

OP - I’ve never encountered a man wearing one.

But - And i ask this seriously! - what does it mean? I mean - my assumption would be that if I met a guy who was wearing one - that it’s slightly femme - and therefore he’d likely be a bottom? Or at least open to bottoming? (In which case - fantastic! Strictly a top here!)

It’s just that I have over the years encountered guys - many of whom presented as muscular and masculine - but when their pants came off they had women’s underwear or pantyhose on - and all of them wanted to get fucked - or at least get into some light Arseplay...

Is the ankle bracelet thang similar to that? .

R10 is an example of how illiterate poseurs ruin everything. Skipping verbs, articles and adjectival pronouns, being ignorant of hyphenation of adjectival phrases (as opposed to adverb-and-adjective sequences), creating paragraphs, inserting irrelevant adjectives and, more fundamentally, lacking capacity for sequencing and development swing back like a hot brand into R10's ample left buttock to leave the scorched-pork mark of "Overreaching Cunt."

Allow me to correct this mess. I make no attempt to make it worthy of posting, but leave it closer to English.

[bold][R8] is trying to replicate the technique from his wildly popular and legendary draining/straining pasta thread a few blue moons ago.

Keep at it! Don't forget to use the wide-berth term "middle class." Straight to 500 posts in a mere 2.5 days.[/bold]

I shall let R10's flimsy rejoinder at R13 sink under its own weight.

[Quote]There's no option for "who the fuck cares?"

Why so harsh?

r16 has too much time on xhir hands. Have you considered knitting?

A bracelet on the ankle is an ‘anklet’. The root is Latin brachial = arm. While at it: a handle is used by the hand, a pedal by the foot (pedalis = foot). So stop fucking saying ‘foot pedal’ or I’m going to hurt someone.

Probably myself, I hasten to add...

We get it OP is a Willy Cartier fan. Proved by the fact his pic isn't of a man wearing an anklet. Although his ankles look a little thick. Maybe cut back on the salt?

Also R16 and R19 didn't have any friends when they were teenagers.

R15 has a rich fantasy life.

I'm a fan of both anklets and bracelets on a man. I'm also a fan of tattoos. I don't strain or rinse my pasta, which is always whole wheat.

Willy is wearing a very fine double wrapped gold anklet.

I'm not into feet but blowing it up to see the anklet, the photo reveals 2 hot ones.

Seeing him in this campaign and thinking about his legs draped over my shoulders, the anklet slapping against my back as he lets me own him and control his every movement...

Can mama's mussy get any moister?

Ankle monitor is somehow hot in pics. Ankle bracelet doesn't bother me - actually, I like that look.

R24 gross grandpa

Yes, he does have nice feet.

R22 - sure he is.

R28, put on your bifocals and enlarge the picture, gramps. He's wearing a thin 2 strand, gold anklet. It's probably a piece from David Yurman or Willy's family's Cartier collection.

R29 - sure. Exactly how does enlarging a picture tell you he has gold around his ankles

It depends. If he's trying to be Barbara Stanwyck in "Double Indemnity," I'll give him a pass.

I could be wrong but I think it means they're gay, possibly GAY gay, even!

Brahs

Come hither

One exception allowed

STEVE LAWRENCE: "That's one swell anklet you've got there, baby!"

CAROL BURNETT: "Say, you've got a pretty swell anklet yourself!"

(go to 5:05 and following)

Seriously, can we get Willy a guest appearance on "The Flash" or some other show? He could play Keiyan Lonsdale's love interest.

Does it double as a cock ring?

Actually, cock rings are more of a turn off to me.

Yeah, I think that’s what they call it ‘ankle bracelet’ I hopefully get it removed in a month. I pray Court goes ok.

The only men I've seen wearing this shit are straight douchebags.

"Are anklets a deal breaker for you when you hookup? Let's say you meet a guy you are attracted to. You take him home and undress him, only to find a stylish bracelet wrapped around his ankle. Do you stay the course or retreat?"

Do you expect him to stick his leg up your ass or down your throat or something? I don't understand why an anklet is an impediment to sex.

R33 - "bro" = we have the same dealer.

"Men who wear ankle bracelets"

It's how some of us keep our poppers nearby during a rough missionary pump.

R43, marry me!

Simple ones are okay.

Willy is Frank Ocean's ex. Frank recently made reference to him in one of his new tracks.

You’re an idiot, R41.