Paying the fag tax - is this a new fad ?

Boys masc?!!!!

I hope not. It will really cut into my "mad money."

nice try op, but this ain't happening.....kill the thread

Fantastic concision. Deplorable lexis and syntax, preposterous EST, and gay self-hatred in so few words.

I was bewildered. I meant *hot masc* type. I'm on my 50s and have never heard of this phenomenon.

A 500 dollah ho doesn't use such language.

More expensive than the rates in Zurich and Dubai!

Stop smoking then OP.

R8, it's been years since I did Tina. It messes with my bowels.

Yawn.

OP, trolling is like fishing, sometimes you just need to let the worm dangle on the hook.

500 dollars for a non-name whore you got ripped off

By Grindr he meant Chaturbate, by str8 jock top he meant charming Columbian exhibitionist whore and by 500 bucks he meant 5 tokens.

R13, no he really worked my hole and knocked me up with his str8 load. He was really hot. Built like a shit brickhouse. His thighs were thicker than my waist. He ravaged my mancunt with his master rod of pain and pleasure and then pissed in my gape. He made me dance degrading dances and sing humiliating songs.

purple prose indeed

Well OP and R14, I dropped 2k on an overnighter with Mick Lovell. We dined en suite at the Hôtel des Bergues Genève (another grand) and then drank mint tea in bed watching Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain and cuddling. He speaks perfect French of course. As dawn broke on Mont Salève, Mick took a huge dump in my snoring, open pie hole and used a Montblanc fountain pen to razor a biohazard symbol on one of my sagging old butt cheeks and "sale pédé" on the other. With a mischievous glint in his riveting glacial blue eyes, he blew me an air kiss as he walked out the door.

never calls, never writes....

R16, did he make you dance degrading dances and sing humiliating songs ?

He was a perfect gentleman until the rosey fingered dawn surprise. Even his scat was done with elegant flair. Mind you, I'm not into scat, but he said it was my Homosexuální daň.

Remind me to tell you of my weekend with Rafael Carreras in the Arabian suite on an infamous super yacht. My impuesto de marica required my Amex Centurion, a live squid, and 2 bottles of Samaroli Cuban rum.

Str8 men are the only real men. My cunt churns needily like the sucking lips of a toothless man when I smell hot masc sweaty cheesy unwashed str8 dick

wow.

It's sad when peoples have to pay for sex

The only sex OP has paid for is 4 tb hard drive for his pirated porn collection.

R24 is jealous he can't get str8 dick

That was so elegant,yet so filthy. Well done R16 !

according to your fantasy, you had to shell out 500 bucks for it. But we know the pathetic truth. You are fapping as you write retarded drivel such as R21

OCD unimaginative frustrated perverted troll

R27 I was servicing a real masc man who degraded my puny cocklet while forcing me to dance humiliating dances and sing degrading songs

OP is the occasional "shit brickhouse" troll.

R30, yes I like built masculine men who will force me to eat their toejam and drink their farts and do other degrading things

This is almost as zesty as that time Bee Taylor put turpentine in her pickles!

R32 for the win!

They were KEROSENE cucumbers!

I still laugh uproariously when I watch that episode.