I am the blonde suburban hausfrau on the cover of the health section. My 4 crotchfruit and I all have some weird,probably fabricated disease that no one has ever heard of.
Let's be a Daily Mail Headline
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 21, 2020 7:18 AM |
I’m the fat, ugly celeb being touted as “gorgeous and bikini ready” by the DM’s either blind or snarky writers. I haven’t figured it out yet.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 10, 2018 2:36 PM |
"Popular TV star Chrissy Metz sports a slimming and sexy black strapless bandeau top and capri pants as she enjoys a heaping cup of artisanal gelato in Rome." (Lead caption)
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 10, 2018 2:44 PM |
I am trim pins being flaunted in tangerine pumps and denim shorts!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 10, 2018 2:49 PM |
Caitlyn Jenner flaunts her pretty manicure and shows off her slim pins in skinny jeans while pumping gas in Malibu
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 10, 2018 2:49 PM |
I am the sex appeal oozing out of the TOWIE cast member.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 10, 2018 2:55 PM |
I am the grimace on the face of some random woman in a story about a fight between neighbors on the British edition.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 10, 2018 2:57 PM |
I am the dozen mispellings in a ten-word headline.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 10, 2018 2:58 PM |
I am the "hilarious" discussion on Mumsnet reprinted verbatim.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 10, 2018 2:58 PM |
I’m the 400 pictures accompanying one gelato-eating story.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2018 3:02 PM |
I am the middle aged mom on the cover of Femail,featuring the shocking confession that I regret having children. Even though I am terrified of hurting my kids feelings I make sure that my name and children's picture are printed, along with the lines "I Wish They Had Never Been Born".
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 10, 2018 3:04 PM |
I am the bikini body and pert derriere on a 57 year old televison actress from the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 10, 2018 3:06 PM |
I am Jennifer Garner's children grimly trudging to church with their mom while Pa Affleck lurks in the background eating ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 10, 2018 3:07 PM |
R2 and R4 Get this thread.
You're supposed to create a daily mail headline, not be the headline.
This one is different!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 10, 2018 3:31 PM |
I’m the “male nurse” who fell into the Grand Canyon and died. WTF - is this 1980 with the gender shock? Focker.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2018 4:09 PM |
I am the person who doesn't think Britain should leave the EU. I should be shot / hanged / crushed under a wall.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2018 4:21 PM |
The Crown's Matt Smith seen smoking [bold]suspicious looking cigarette[/bold]
Lily Allen seen smoking suspicious looking cigarette
Miley Cyrus seen smoking suspicious looking cigarette
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2018 4:23 PM |
How a Corbyn Election Victory Will Ruin Your Middle Class Life, Give You Cancer and Slash The Price Of Your House. See Pages 1-96
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2018 4:24 PM |
Kristen Stewart seen with a gal pal
2013 headlines when she was out but not out out
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2018 4:24 PM |
Aren't Middle Aged Middle Class Women LOVELY?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2018 4:24 PM |
Corbyn Will Make ALL Our Children Gender Neutral.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2018 4:26 PM |
Cristiano Ronaldo brushes lips with stunning girlfriend (beard)
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 10, 2018 4:26 PM |
How To Spot If Your Neighbour Is A Brexit Traitor - And How You Can Kill Them LEGALLY!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 10, 2018 4:27 PM |
WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY ISN'T IT 1954 ANY MORE???
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 10, 2018 4:28 PM |
Corbyn: "No British Family Needs To Own More Than ONE Pony"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 10, 2018 4:32 PM |
Fifteen signs you're eating sandwiches the WRONG way
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 10, 2018 4:33 PM |
TRAGEDY as five member family is slaughtered in $18 million home
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 10, 2018 4:34 PM |
Lovebirds Celebrate Fairytale Engagement on Yacht off Nikki Beach.
Saint Tropez: a manly Justin Bieber flaunted body hair, tattoos and white cheeks in low riding board shorts while leggy fiancé and social media personality/model Hailey Baldwin goes topless.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 10, 2018 4:53 PM |
"Real Housewives star _______ shows sideboob in VERY revealing outfit"
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 10, 2018 4:56 PM |
Justin Bieber's ex STUNS in a sheer nightie while shopping in Tesco
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 10, 2018 4:57 PM |
A Throwback Thursday Photo of Justin's Fiance Looking Like the Doppelganger of her Dad Steven at 18. What a Cutie!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 10, 2018 6:29 PM |
DRAMA Before Bieber's Big Step: Can Justin Have Children?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 10, 2018 6:32 PM |
Can you spot the sleeping kitten in the pile of dirty laundry?
This photo of a cleverly camouflaged kitty is the latest brain-teaser to drive the web insane!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 10, 2018 7:10 PM |
Kanye BROKE but spends 200K monthly. Kardashians plotting intervention as Kim continues in denial.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 10, 2018 7:14 PM |
"Rioters from local council estate grab designer trainers and hoodies as policewomen are overwhelmed by the fury of the frenzied crowd." (First caption)
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 10, 2018 7:32 PM |
Somalian mother of 16 refuses to leave £2.8m house paid for by LABOUR council.
Swans go missing from local pond after Irish Traveller 'music' festival.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 10, 2018 7:43 PM |
"Prince George seems a sturdy little man as he wildly wields his first cricket bat for the delighted crowd." (Lead caption).
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 10, 2018 8:25 PM |
Ivanka Trump beats the summer heat in a slimming neutral mini dress and flattering bosom-hugging chiffon
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2018 8:56 PM |
Ageless beauty Heidi Klum and toyboy Tom papped in lusty embrace
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2018 9:49 PM |
Not liking the Royal Family gives you cancer - OFFICIAL!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 11, 2018 8:03 AM |
Taylor Swift and new boytoy go on a romantic date
(accompanied by 100 nearly identical, non-descript, unremarkable, repetitive photos of them simply getting out of a car)
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 11, 2018 11:47 AM |
Sara Jessica Parker looks fresh and glowing as she sports a casual chic ensemble on the streets of NYC
(accompanied by photos of SJ Parker looking haggard and worse-for-wear, wearing mismatching pajamas as she steps out to collect a newspaper from her front porch)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 11, 2018 11:51 AM |
Hillary takes dramatic fall in lady friendly Greek Resort of Lesbos
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 11, 2018 11:53 AM |
International model-actress [insert name here] enjoys her vacation onboard a super-yacht and frolics in the Mediterranean waves
(translation: ex-model, ex-actress who is now escorting internationally in London, Marbella and Dubai is busy at her work shift, servicing some old billionaire and his friends on his Mediterranean yacht)
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 11, 2018 11:59 AM |
EU BOSSES DEMAND CHANNEL ISLANDS IN RETURN FOR BREXIT!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 11, 2018 11:59 AM |
Miranda Kerr goes out for vegan avocado ice-cream, flaunting her long pins
Miranda Kerr opens the door of her eco-friendly electric car, flaunting her long pins
Miranda Kerr does yoga and folds herself into a human pretzel, flaunting her long pins
Miranda Kerr sneezes after rejecting flu vaccination, flaunting her long pins
100 more headlines like this every week
(Seriously, did Kerr agree to screw DM's head editor to get so much yellow press coverage? She was a DM regular headline even in the years after her divorce from the washed-up actor and before she married the tech billionaire. No other Victoria's Secret model gets that much DM attention.)
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 11, 2018 12:18 PM |
Ariel Winter displays her pert derriere and ample bosom in Daisy Dukes and a crop top as she unloads her groceries
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 11, 2018 1:14 PM |
More, please! I'm laughing so hard.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 21, 2018 9:05 PM |
So many of those posted could be REAL ones. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 21, 2018 9:11 PM |
"Fresh Faced Meg Ryan Steps Out in a Leggy Display With Ever-Puffin' Boyfriend John Mellencamp"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 21, 2018 9:14 PM |
"All Eyes on Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson as She Makes a Splash in Alabama Water Park"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 21, 2018 9:16 PM |
I'm the famous mudshark.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 21, 2018 10:04 PM |
Jennifer Lawrence opens up about THAT photo At the Vanity fair Oscar Party
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 21, 2018 10:10 PM |
The Family That Slays Together - Kim Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian show solidarity to attend Kanye concert whilst showing off their remarkable curves in spandex dresses and perspex stilettos...
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 21, 2018 11:04 PM |
I had such hope for my headline as I scrolled down the thread...until r52 posted THAT response
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 21, 2018 11:12 PM |
Flesh Eating Gypsy Ebola Spiders Living In Our Sewers...
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 21, 2018 11:48 PM |
Bleary eyed Liam Gallagher leaves nightclub with white substance in nose.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 22, 2018 9:28 AM |
I am the very big and round derriere, dressed in a miniscule thong, that belongs to an Instagram "star", famous only because of... her very big and round derriere.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 22, 2018 10:17 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 15, 2019 10:45 PM |
Why as a gay man I think gay rights have gone too far.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 15, 2019 11:10 PM |
Demi Lovato: Hitmaker soaks up LA sun in sultry swimsuit as friends laud "stunning" recovery just months after overdose
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 15, 2019 11:34 PM |
Hilary Duff shows off INCREDIBLE after-baby body in a pretty turquoise dress as she enjoys a day at the petting zoo with her adorable baby daughter.
Chrissy Teigen hits back at vile trolls who branded her 'disgusting' for posting photos of a used tampon
Newly-married Jude Law makes first talk show appearance since getting hitched to stunning scientist girlfriend and gives VERY cheeky response to Ellen Degeneres as she brings up THOSE speedo photos.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 15, 2019 11:59 PM |
Leonardo DiCaprio narrowly avoids awkward run-in with ex girlfriend (insert name of your choice) at Cannes Film Festival
Bradley Cooper is every inch the doting dad as he enjoys low-key family outing with adorable daughter and stunning fiancee Irina Shayk
George Clooney's glamourous wife Amal stuns in dramatic purple gown as power couple lovingly gaze into each other's eyes at Cinema For Peace gala
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 16, 2019 12:23 AM |
Abuse most fowl! Dwarf boy, 3, think's he's a chick after Lesbian gal pal couple keep him locked in a CHICKEN COOP
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 16, 2019 12:26 AM |
Malia Obama seen smoking suspicious looking cigarette.
Malia Obama seen holding a bottle of wine.
Malia Obama seen dancing provocatively at a music festival while smoking the suspicious looking cigarette.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 16, 2019 12:48 AM |
A group of cheeky Albanian immigrants sleep rough outside police station.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 16, 2019 12:52 AM |
Mum says 'cruel' Amazon Alexa ordered peanut butter sandwich for highly allergic daughter, 8, after asking the device to search for nut-free alternatives
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 16, 2019 1:30 AM |
These are funny!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 21, 2019 3:00 AM |
"Ageless Helen Hunt Goes Makeup-Free as She Steps Out at Starbucks in a Flirty Jogging Outfit"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 21, 2019 3:06 AM |
"Abbondanza! Cutie Chef Rachael Ray Shows Off New Curvier Figure, Denim Style as She Arrives at Heathrow"
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 21, 2019 3:12 AM |
Emily Ratajkowski stuns fans by wearing a shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 21, 2019 3:16 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 21, 2020 7:07 AM |
Trans activists attack homosexual website Loungedata for fuelling hate: heavily medicated users respond they live for cock, just not on 'fraus'.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 21, 2020 7:18 AM |