Young guys fucking at a Home Depot

The Burger King fellatio was hotter

I'm waiting for the Hobby Lobby surprise anal.

Pretty ballsy of them! You can make out their faces!

Ah, young love.

Hot!

Young men are so romantic these days!

These guys were supposedly part of the new "Black Spark" -- they had several public sex videos like this they published -- without much of the artistry of the original Black Spark videos. Turned out anyone who felt like it was taking up the handle. I wonder what became of the original Black Spark.

I wonder if they have an escape plan worked out for each venue. They do this a lot. Hope they remember the grab the phone before they run. If not, then they are so busted.

Because Home Depots are so poorly staffed, you could take a shit in the bathroom section, fuck a dude in the garden section, and then eat a snuck-in Check-Fil-A breakfast before you would get caught.

And they may have friends on lookout for them.

Clean up in the Design Center!!!

Who says romance is dead?

Good for them

So the redshirt is another cumdump?

I want to see more of their vids.

I don't think this is so bad...as long as they bought something before they left the store.

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I hope it wasn't our same two boys at OP

I mean can you really blame guys for getting horny at the sight of homeware and bed furnishings?

Hot

Are the kitchen cabinets in aisle 4 maple or elm veneer?

I used to do the same with my 2 years older brother until he married and had kids

R22, that’s hot.

For those of you who didn't click on r17's link, the headline is really something:

Two men infected with highly-infectious scabies who performed a 'lewd' sex act in Bed Bath & Beyond during public opening hours caused arresting officers to be FUMIGATED.

[quote] Two men infected with highly-infectious scabies who performed a 'lewd' sex act in Bed Bath & Beyond during public opening hours caused arresting officers to be FUMIGATED.

Or in other words, just another day at Bed Bath & Beyond

is this in wrigleyville?

[copy]Or in other words, just another day at Bed Bath & Beyond

Or, in this case, Bedbugs and Beyond.

My question about the lads fucking at Homo Depot is, aren't there security cameras?

Maybe the security guard was in on it?

I'm getting minimum wage at a big box store and you think ima break that up? What the fuck do I care. I get inventory to avoid.

[quote]I want to see more of their vids.

just search Pornhub for 'Deerborn guys'

Is behaving lewdly at chain stores a millennial trend??

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week, after kids stuck in a canyon about to die and getting no sleep. Those guards are so lazy!!

If I had been there, I would have died laughing!!

[quote] Is behaving lewdly at chain stores a millennial trend??

Yes, R31. All of the previous generations have already invented all of the transgressive, wild sex acts. They have to push the envelope somehow...

I spy with my little eye a blonde frau sitting down at around 3'oclock to their right!

[quote]If I had been there, I would have died laughing!!

If I had been there, I would have sprained my wrist jacking off!!

thanks, R30. Here's another video of our boys misbehaving in public..

And another!

They are rather prolific.

Hot bros.

They look like brothers.

Are they?

They haven’t made any videos in a few years. Hope they weren’t caught!

True American heroes!

[quote] I spy with my little eye a blonde frau sitting down at around 3'oclock to their right!

Secret anal in front of unsuspecting fraus and recording it will be the 2019 trend.

Amateurs.

I’ll be impressed at the first to do this at Costco, near of one of the free food sample booths.

They'll be caught and get the shit beaten out of them. Guaranteed.

Nah, R45. More than likely, a straight guy who catches them will join in!

And people say it's the lesbians who love Home Depot.

r46

I think I've seen that movie...

Not in the Martha Stewart Collection!!!

Is nothing sacred anymore?

[quote] I’ll be impressed at the first to do this at Costco, near of one of the free food sample booths.

Guys are already fucking in front of girls eating salads...

This thread is disgusting.

This is why they hate us & in part of how trumpy dumpty won.

Also why does someone always bring incest into this like R40?

We're lucky we have marriage rights in this country the way some of us behave.

Keep thunbing your noses at the heteros & some backlashes will be the result.

Why would you bring Trump in a thread about sex? That's disgusting, R51.

Maybe you're the one who wants Trump to fuck you at Home Depot?

I gotta make my way to Home Depot more often!

Disgraceful. Their mothers or grandmothers could be shopping at that very store. Would they be proud if their grandmothers caught them doing that??

This is what being gay is ALL about.

the right way to conduct business

[quote] Would they be proud if their grandmothers caught them doing that??

why would they care?

why would they NEED to be "proud"?

Umm, how many grannies exactly go shopping at Home Depot of all places?....

I don't think that's a Home Depot, I think it's a Lowes. Home Depot has orange signage.

The end of brick and mortar retail will sadly be the demise of this behavior.

Amazon can start shipping guys to do this at your doorstep real soon if there is enough demand for it, R60! You'll be able to order it on Prime.

Love is ❤️ !!!!

Lowes at Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Ills., in 2014. The bros followed an older man named Gavin to LA hoping to break into the "on-demand porn" market, no one has heard from them since.

No wonder I can never find anyone to help me at Home Depot.

r64 It's not Home Depot.

I wouldn't want to help deplorable R64 either

Gives new meaning to the term "hardware" - oh!

The nail aisle...

Disappointed that my embedded links are not working at R36 & R38! They are well worth checking out!

[quote]We're lucky we have marriage rights in this country the way some of us behave.

Oh you mean like all the sexual shit breeders do in the streets during Mardi gras and spring break is so different. Bitch Please. You need to check yourself and deal with your own internalized homophobia.

If you don't like that stuff in public, that's fine, then talk about those two guys. But to allow the entire straight community to deny gay men equal rights based on 2 guys then you have real self hate issues about being gay.

gay marry me, R70!

I found a photo of R54!

Yeah, why are we some people pretending this is a "gay thing".

Straight couples get caught fucking in public all the time. Some self-loathing going on there. Being trashy knows no orientation.

I like their work, but as someone wrote in his comment they haven't uploaded anything new for ages. Given the lack of comments from them I assume they just stopped doing it, because if they were caught they would've asked their fans to pay for their court case expenses.

Keith is on the CBOT, Kevin works at Deloitte. They're both fucking other people now.

[quote]Straight couples get caught fucking in public all the time

Straight people invented the Mile High Club long before men of any sexual orientation were allowed to be flight attendants.

Too bad they stopped makin videos

I fuck guys all the time at Home Depot & Target men's bathroom stalls!

R59 I agree, blue and white looks like a BLowes, not HD.

R51 you're naïve if you think heterosexuals don't have public sex

Attention hos

R80 I'm not being naive but if you think that it's a larger percentage for the heteros to engage in public sex then by the gay community than you're being naive.

Anyone who is hetero & engages in public sex in a place where minors could be in found in would be ridiculed or worse.

I can't believe all the pedo accusations on the Hi Ho Kids thread only to come here & see guys who could having sex in front of children celebrated. Hypocrites anyone?.

Based on many responses here like R55, public sex is a requirement to being gay which I don't agree with.

I doubt gay parents, grandparents & even aunts/uncles would want their young relatives to witness stuff like this so this isn't a gay thing at all.

Also I don't know a single hetero who would say public sex is a requirement of their sexuality. No one in their community would accuse them of being heterophobic like R70 did.

And as usual it's the majority of a nation that decides what rights the minority has not & the other way around. Maybe 1-5% of straights engage in public sex but it's the other 95% will be the ones determining what rights we have (& some of the 1-5% could be hypocrites & vote against us as well).

It seems hypocritical that a recent survey/study said that the majority of same sex couples don't feel comfortable/safe with their own public displays of affection like holding hands but outright public sex is championed as a gay right of passage here on the DL.

30 responses later no one else condemns R40 for bringing incest into this thread as someone on the DL always seems to do?

Like I said earlier this thread is one of the disgusting ones on the DL.

R52 I didn't vote for trump & have never been to the Home Depot.

It wouldn't surprise me that some right wing group that monitors gay websites uses this thread & it's videos to organize a boycott against HD. The last thing we need in the era of trumpy is another boycott against a gay friendly company. Imagine if fortune 500 company bosses see these kinds of threads & decides to scale back advertising/sponsorship of gay rights organizations/parades/tv shows in the future. Why go out on a limb for a group that brings scandal to your stores in the first place? The new U.S. supreme court will have a majority that will definitely frown on this sort of thing & will be looking for any ammunition against us in the future to scale back are rights. Why give them any in the first place?

Our community now more than ever needs to present ourselves in a dignified & respectful manner & having public sex in places women/children isn't going to cut it. I can't believe so many on the DL rant against trans people using the bathroom in private in one post & then turn around & celebrate public sex (of any kind) that could be seen by women/kids in another. Stuff like this could keep some gay candidates out of office in close races & does anyone remember the hateful countries (like in Africa) who have tried to pass kill the gay bills, will pick up on stuff like this & will use it against our brothers & sisters? Remember how eating feces & other stuff ended up in public debates in some of those countries? This will be another public relations nightmare for diplomats & gay activists trying to secure equal rights wherever they're lacking.

It's confirmed by surveys. Heteros are three times as likely to engage in public sex. Of course, they are much less likely to have the police called on them. And the beat goes on, but still no ring for R82

Well, duh. There are significantly more straight people out there than gay people. Of course there's a bigger ratio of straight people into public sex than gay people.

[quote]Based on many responses here like [R55], public sex is a requirement to being gay which I don't agree with.

I mean...you have to put things into perspective. R55 is probably 55 years old. His generation got turned on by this shit.

So is it at Cum Depot or Down Lowe's?

Whatever, R82/R51. You admit to being the same poster, but you have all of one post each. Why do you keep clearing your cookies?

Keep trolling a little bit better, rightwing cunt.

[quote] It wouldn't surprise me that some right wing group that monitors gay websites uses this thread & it's videos to organize a boycott against HD.

Oh, I’m sure that some “right wing website” is monitoring this site... like for instance whichever shitty site is dispatching you to come troll here with your very poor, transparent, nonsense argument.

This is why I don't care about having nice things.

[quote] It wouldn't surprise me that some right wing group that monitors gay websites uses this thread & it's videos to organize a boycott against HD.

Oh no, Home Depot.. The alt-right is going to organize a boycott against you because of a 4 year old video of two guys fucking inside of a Lowe's! You in danger, girl!

[quote]outright public sex is championed as a gay right of passage here on the DL

Uh...have you considered the possibility that people are being smartasses? It's Datalounge. It's not like a few videos uploaded to Pornhub are indicative of a public scourge. I've never witnessed it. I have seen straight couples screwing in the park in the middle of the day, however, with kids around.

Link please.

R1 Link please.

not the same sex addicts but there's a school bus one and a backseat of a car one that are really hot too.

^Actually, those ARE the same sex addicts

All you have to do is google "Deerborn sex" to see all their vids

HOMO Depot....drop mike...good night folks, tip your waitress

yeah, they seemed to have disappeared and fell off the face of the earth a la the "diksukka" and his urban vids

Hawt

DL would be outraged if they’d beeen fat.

Well who the fuck wants to watch fat people fuck? I know you don't. I'm about 30 pounds overweight and I don't want to watch myself fuck.

Time and place, R101! Rutting on the close-out bolts at Joann Fabrics would be something wonderful. Wear your good clogs.

Did our boys do hidden anal at Joann Fabrics?

Damn, that is risky!

Well, you sure can't get that sort of surprise entertainment shopping online at Amazon.

The video of them fucking in Walmart is the best one. There's a guy at the end of the aisle just browsing away completely oblivious. Let me try to find it for you.

Lowe’s

All the links are dead. Thankfully, I downloaded them a while back.

Is there a working link? If so, can somebody post it on some board for straight dudes like the bodybuilding forums and ask if it was Lowes or Home Depot?

What if it was actually Ace Hardware all along?

Perhaps, if you stop calling websites "boards."

This isn't 1992.

R110 I thought “Board” was appropriate considering the subject.

or "bored."

Can't find new links, but here are similar public sex clips:

Found 'em; buttfucking in Aisle 3.

Oh my

Home Depot sucks…tRump supporter to the max

Can someone photoshop video? They would have to be total exhibitionists to pull a stunt like that? Somehow I doubt it’s validity….

[quote] Somehow I doubt it’s validity….

As I doubt your knowledge of apostrophes.

you don’t have to be mean spirited…you can change you know

You don't have be a mere functional illiterate. You can change, you know.

Perhaps you're too stupid to change. Or perhaps you're physically disabled and unable type beyond Voice-to-Text. But even those apps can punctuate and use upper-case letters to actually form sentences.

No, you're just stupid.

Only on the datalounge would a “young guys fucking at a Home Depot” thread devolve into a cat fight over the correct usage of an apostrophe.

Homotextuals!

They must pre-lube for such occasions.

I don’t find it too hard to believe that they didn’t get caught...I sure can’t ever find anyone at Home Depot when I’m looking for help.

Home Depot