Brendon Urie Likes Cock

I thought he already had. But I see the article mentions he talked about sleeping with men before (which I was thinking of) but apparently still called himself straight at the time.

Urie is just too close to urine.

He's so sexy and aged well. I would def hit that...a lot

He's been openly bisexual for years. This wasn't a secret, a tmz reporter even asked him about it. Urie said his celeb "free pass" would be Ryan Gosling, and said his wife was okay with that.

Wow.

Simon, the character from LOVE, SIMON, mentions that this man made him gay.

allllready a thread a while back

[quote]Brendon Urie Likes Cock

But prefers cunt.

So I'm guessing he feels not enough people are paying attention to him?

Just your typical young celeb that calls himself anything but bisexual and also ends up marrying a woman anyway. This pansexual—Brandan’s word choice—and gender fluid shtick needs to go away.

Still love him, but oy.

r9 you will never have him

YAWN. I kinda figured.

Insufferable "pansexual" twat. Does that mean he likes dogs too?

Because being bisexual is too transphobic and too non-binary phobic.

Brendon Urie likes attention. Brendon Urie has a new album out. Brendon Urie like publicity. Brendon Urie is straight.

What R14 said.

Lies. He loves his wife. What is up with the lying posts lately?

R10 I don’t want him.

Wake me when he starts dating a guy.

I like him, he's cute. I like his music. I hope he does take or give dick to a guy from time to time. Maybe it'll be me one time.

With a band named “Panic! at the Disco,” who would have guessed?

[quote] So I'm guessing he feels not enough people are paying attention to him?

His album is #1 on the Billboard charts, so. He also just donated a million dollars to an LGBT charity.

Where’s his nudes?

Sizemeat?

fish face, shitty band, millennial douche. GREASE FIRE NOW.

So he pulled a Jason Mraz.

R4 At 19:31 in an old clip from a few years ago, he talks about his sexuality and how he would like to make out with Ryan Gosling.

R26, good stuff. But that interviewer's voice is pretty darn annoying.

Agree with R14.

Using gay people for attention and publicity.

He's married to a woman. Period.

Oh, and bisexuality doesn't exist. You're either gay, or you aren't.

I had no idea who he was before, but now I officially hate him.

Being in a band called Panic in the Disco doesn't exactly scream piously anti-gay.

[quote]he would like to make out with Ryan Gosling

R26. Send him over.

His face just screams... ATTENTION WHORE!

He's still objectively gorgeous.

God, he must have been such a hot little piece of ex-Mormon ass at 19.

High School Year Book

R29 honey I respectfully disagree wit yo abomination fruity ass opinion but still god bless u

R31 Head too big 🗿or shoulders absolutely tiny?

His DSLs are just right.

He was particularly lovely his "junoir" year.

R37, why repost that?

Instead of doing an "Oh, dear" on "junoir," asshole.

[quote] Insufferable "pansexual" twat. Does that mean he likes dogs too?

Yes!

Call me when he admits he slept with former band mate Ryan Ross and that was the reason the band broke up a decade ago.

He broke his nose when he was a child which explains the appearance of his nose and the sound of his voice.

Give me 15 minutes alone with his frenulum and he will be putty in my hands forever.

He’s a really nice guy, regardless.

[quote]His album is #1 on the Billboard charts, so. He also just donated a million dollars to an LGBT charity.

Right. If he was so desperate for money, he wouldn't be spending around on LGBT causes. There's more than a whiff of self-defeatism and low self-esteem in the queens whining that he's just a straight guy looking for attention (as if there weren't more successful and less costly ways to draw attention than coming out, something that still kills the careers of gay and bi men).

And gotta love the people who say there's only straight and gay. I guess classical Greece and Rome never existed, they're just conspiracy theories.

[QUOTE] There's more than a whiff of self-defeatism and low self-esteem in the queens whining that he's just a straight guy looking for attention

Except for the fact he's been doing it for his entire career, from the days he and Ryan Ross used to pretend to be a couple and onwards. It's something to excite his core fanbase, at a time when he's after album sales. Funny that. And that's not to mention he's from the Pete Wentz school - someone else who used claims about his sexuality for publicity.

As for low self-esteem - how about those praising someone who's denied being anything but straight for over a decade, and then only suggests he's pan after emphasising he's married to a woman.

Well said, r46. I'm sick of these "pan" people.

[quote]As for low self-esteem - how about those praising someone who's denied being anything but straight for over a decade, and then only suggests he's pan after emphasising he's married to a woman.

Oh? First you say he's fed off the bi brand, but then you add that he's always denied being bisexual and is only coming out now that it's safe. Which one is it?

It seems you're taking his coming out a bit personally, which is why you're confused.

As I said, you people are neurotic and self-defeating.

[QUOTE]Oh? First you say he's fed off the bi brand, but then you add that he's always denied being bisexual and is only coming out now that it's safe. Which one is it?

A rather silly attempt at a strawman there. Queerbaiting (which is what he and Ryan Ross were doing) is not feeding "off the bi brand" whatever the fuck that's meant to mean (oh, and fuck you for calling it a brand). And none of it contradicts what I said. Which is, I guess, why you had to make all of that up, rather than engage my actual argument.

[QUOTE]It seems you're taking his coming out a bit personally, which is why you're confused.

Aw, look at that, just in case your strawman was feeling lonely, you went and created an ad hominem to keep it company.

I agree with the "queerbaiting," R49.

r37 look at those full lips and tell me his trenulum does not need some tender loving care

Ryan Ross is way better looking than Urie.

Ooops. Wrong pic at R52. Here's the right one...

Whether he’s straight or bi, his LGBT fans seem to rely on him for advice.

He's coked off his tits in r54 and hence the totally FAKE sincerity he's trying (too hard) to produce through his metallic, coked-out voice. -001/10

[quote] his LGBT fans seem to rely on him for advice

Why in the hell are LGBT people asking this phony for advice????

He's fucking straight and married to a woman, FFS!!!!

R56 Sorry, by LGBT people they mean exclusively white teenage girls who claim to be bisexual or genderfluid, since that's the entirety of his fanbase. I know you're picturing adult gay men, but the only adult men that are fans of Brendon are his fans because they want to pound him. He makes shitty music for tween girls, always has and always will. Saying "LGBT fans" is just a way of making his fanbase sound less homogenous than it is.