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Big, phallic noses

I love them so much.

by Anonymousreply 22710/27/2018

Christ, he is stunning. And his nose is exceptionally beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 107/04/2018

Me, too! So many male celebrities have tiny baby noses.

by Anonymousreply 207/04/2018

Voici!

by Anonymousreply 307/04/2018

Better Gallic phallic nose

by Anonymousreply 407/04/2018

Damn, that’s one good good good looking man, Miss OP.

by Anonymousreply 507/04/2018

Another big beauty, Ryan Barrett

by Anonymousreply 607/12/2018

Don't Semitic people (both Jews and Arabs) and Italians have big noses? And similar genes, to cause it.

It's not true for the Spanish though, is it? Or do they have big snozzes as well?

by Anonymousreply 707/12/2018

I think Krasinski's nose just adds to his charm.

by Anonymousreply 807/12/2018

Yes, R7. They also have a high percentage of deviated septums.

by Anonymousreply 907/12/2018

I do too. Richard Gere always had a nice one.

by Anonymousreply 1007/12/2018

So did my Robert Tyler but there's probably about two other people on Datalounge who know who he is.

by Anonymousreply 1107/12/2018

I also love them! Macrons nose is perfect

by Anonymousreply 1207/12/2018

I am one of them, R11.

by Anonymousreply 1307/12/2018

Macron also has the Slavic heavy brow ridge. He's just perfect.

And we get Donald Blimp, revolting in every way.

by Anonymousreply 1407/12/2018

Tyler Wood

by Anonymousreply 1507/12/2018

Excuse my beauty!

by Anonymousreply 1607/12/2018

Evan Antin has a honker

by Anonymousreply 1707/12/2018

I like them when they're attached to bodies like these

by Anonymousreply 1807/12/2018

I like big, strong noses on men. I don't like bulbous noses.

Unfortunately, the nose (along with ears) continues to grow throughout one's life. Eventually, they all become bulbous if you're lucky enough to become old enough.

Just look at Jabba Depardieu to see what happens.

by Anonymousreply 1907/12/2018

Kim Rossi Stuart. That's amore.

by Anonymousreply 2007/12/2018

A strong profile is a manly one. Like small hands and small dicks, small noses are a huge turn off.

by Anonymousreply 2107/12/2018

I’m the other, r11.

by Anonymousreply 2207/12/2018

r18's feet outfit looks so silly with the rest of his outfit. He is beautiful. I'm glad he was featured twice. Here's a third pic of his prominent proboscis.

by Anonymousreply 2307/12/2018

I own this tread.

by Anonymousreply 2407/13/2018

Josh Charles

by Anonymousreply 2507/13/2018

DL fave (of old) Josh Wald owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2607/13/2018

I don't think there's a correlation between big nose and big cock. The biggest cocks I've seen have been in men with tiny noses.

by Anonymousreply 2707/13/2018

[quote]I don't think there's a correlation between big nose and big cock.

The thumb is the thing.

by Anonymousreply 2807/13/2018

I love big 👃 noses!

by Anonymousreply 2907/13/2018

R11 Oh, I know Robert/Barry.

Quite beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3007/13/2018

Horribly hot!

by Anonymousreply 3107/13/2018

The sexiest man on earth.

by Anonymousreply 3207/13/2018

Who is that rat faced motherfucker at R32?

by Anonymousreply 3307/13/2018

Eric Balfour, ass breathed motherfucker r33.

by Anonymousreply 3407/13/2018

Why was Eric Balfour never hired to play Adam Newman?

by Anonymousreply 3507/13/2018

Why not, r35?

by Anonymousreply 3607/13/2018

Someone should tell him his father was a rat.

by Anonymousreply 3707/13/2018

Not my experience, R27, but you never know.

by Anonymousreply 3807/13/2018

It also seems like there's a correlation between prominent noses and body hair - most of the men in this thread have dense pits, facial shadows, at least some chest and stomach hair. Beautiful!!

by Anonymousreply 3907/13/2018

Eric Balfour, [italic]en pranceant[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 4007/13/2018

Le gros nez

by Anonymousreply 4107/13/2018

Oh, damn! Eric is HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 4207/13/2018

Mois aussi

by Anonymousreply 4307/13/2018

Oh, Adam, you ugly, beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 4407/13/2018

Big nose

Big toes

Big pee pee hose

by Anonymousreply 4507/13/2018

Tomás Lavanini...Argentine rugby player

by Anonymousreply 4607/13/2018

There are some hot men pictured in this thread. And, Gerard's here, too.

by Anonymousreply 4707/13/2018

If you're going to show Eric Balfour. then [italic]really[/italic] show him.

by Anonymousreply 4807/13/2018

Richard Gere is a Mayflower descendant. He looks too ethnic to be a Mayflower descendant.

by Anonymousreply 4907/13/2018

Is Eric hung?

by Anonymousreply 5007/13/2018

He seemed like he had tinymeat

by Anonymousreply 5107/13/2018

Joey Bosa, super hot giant stud football player for San Diego owns this thread.

My POS iPhone is having issues, otherwise I would post a pic.

by Anonymousreply 5207/13/2018

R52's Joey at his most schlongnostrilly.

Not hot, though, which was the reason I went looking. Are you a douchebro, r52?

by Anonymousreply 5307/13/2018

^^ That plus the face look like sizemeat to me.

by Anonymousreply 5407/13/2018

Yes Joey is obviously hung

by Anonymousreply 5507/13/2018

Hung does not make up for Butt Motherfucking Ugly.

by Anonymousreply 5607/13/2018

Ugly

by Anonymousreply 5707/13/2018

Hey pass on him if you want to. But Joey could fuck me any day

by Anonymousreply 5807/13/2018

A closer shot of studly Joey Bosa

by Anonymousreply 5907/14/2018

Not usually into long hair but Bosa looked even sexier here.

by Anonymousreply 6007/14/2018

Mmmm, so phallic!

by Anonymousreply 6107/14/2018

Those of you who find him attractive, are you douchebros?

by Anonymousreply 6207/14/2018

Let's return to the original source material, Ryan Tift, and his penile schnozz.

by Anonymousreply 6307/14/2018

Because Ryan is actually beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 6407/14/2018

Nasal prominence

by Anonymousreply 6507/14/2018

proboscal pulchritude

by Anonymousreply 6607/14/2018

Omg, hawt!

by Anonymousreply 6707/15/2018

Ridiculously handsome with an awkward nose.

by Anonymousreply 6807/15/2018

Oh, Nickel lodge

by Anonymousreply 6907/15/2018

Of course black men have the biggest noses. This being Datalounge though there's not a single one in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 7007/15/2018

r70 so fucking post one instead of whining like a pair of shit-stirring cuntflaps.

by Anonymousreply 7107/15/2018

Young Ben Cross, Chariots of FIre

by Anonymousreply 7207/15/2018

Nikolaj having schnozz sex with Clive Owen

by Anonymousreply 7307/15/2018

Ryan has a long nose, but it doesn't look totally phallic. Maybe I'm wrong, I think a phallic nose has a more bulbous tip?

by Anonymousreply 7407/15/2018

R74 only if it’s uncircumcised

by Anonymousreply 7507/15/2018

I know I'll get dragged and it's probably deserved. But I'll always loved Paul Ryan's schnoz

by Anonymousreply 7607/15/2018

Way to ruin a thread, r76.

by Anonymousreply 7707/15/2018

Alan Rickman

by Anonymousreply 7807/15/2018

Bought this 1950s portrait of a guy late teens. Fine nose and lips.

by Anonymousreply 7907/15/2018

Arthur Darvill

by Anonymousreply 8007/15/2018

Caw! caw!

by Anonymousreply 8107/15/2018
by Anonymousreply 8207/15/2018

My favorite Belgian nose

by Anonymousreply 8307/15/2018

Rodrigo Santoro

by Anonymousreply 8407/15/2018

R76 Agree. If only he wasn't a monster assuming human form.

by Anonymousreply 8507/15/2018

James Gandy

by Anonymousreply 8607/15/2018

Lovely

by Anonymousreply 8707/15/2018

The best gallic phallic nose

by Anonymousreply 8807/15/2018

Brit actor Arsher Ali.

by Anonymousreply 8907/15/2018

of course

by Anonymousreply 9007/15/2018

London Spy and Alias Grace's Edward Holcroft

by Anonymousreply 9107/15/2018

R11 I remember Robert Tyler too. One of the hottest men ever.

It's too bad he disappeared off the face of the earth instead of giving us something very nice to look at.

by Anonymousreply 9207/15/2018

Ryan Tift is hot AF

How old do you think he is. He looks very young, like 19 or 20 in some shots.

Shots of him with unshaven chest hair are even better.

by Anonymousreply 9307/15/2018

A man with a strong, prominent nose oozes sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 9407/15/2018

One of my favorite men. Goran whosamacallit.

by Anonymousreply 9507/15/2018
by Anonymousreply 9607/15/2018

This guy too

by Anonymousreply 9707/15/2018

R95, that man drives me wild!!

by Anonymousreply 9807/15/2018

Gilles Marini

by Anonymousreply 9907/15/2018

Miss me yet?

by Anonymousreply 10007/15/2018

Tim Roth

by Anonymousreply 10107/15/2018

Sexy, multi-talented Charlie Puth

by Anonymousreply 10207/15/2018

Omg, Charlie is so dreamy! 😍

by Anonymousreply 10307/16/2018

I wish Charlie and Shawn made music I could listen to. They are adorable.

by Anonymousreply 10407/16/2018

Ben McKenzie

by Anonymousreply 10507/16/2018

Gilles Marini has had his nose fixed. I can tell.

by Anonymousreply 10607/16/2018

Saif Ali Khan of Netflix Sacred Games. Really good show and Khan (wearing turban on the left) i is a very good actor and pretty hot

by Anonymousreply 10707/16/2018

Eric and Adam are perfect in their imperfections. Balfour was on this very silly but fun sci fi series called Haven. He can’t act very well but looks wonderful throughout all six seasons.

The photo with his cock hanging out is from a film called Lie with Me. It is full of explicit scenes and features a really annoying leading lady. Worth a look though for Balfour’s gorgeous bod in all its glory.

by Anonymousreply 10807/16/2018

French Canadian model Eric Belanger

by Anonymousreply 10907/17/2018

La Bentley

by Anonymousreply 11007/17/2018

Only if the saying Big Nose Big Hose is true for that guy.

by Anonymousreply 11107/17/2018

Charlie Puth is talent free

by Anonymousreply 11207/17/2018

A prominent, masculine nose is so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 11307/17/2018

Do you guys prefer long and narrow or big and lumpy?

I love lumpy ones

by Anonymousreply 11407/17/2018

I had the hugest crush on Noah Wyle and his honker.

by Anonymousreply 11507/17/2018

[quote] Charlie Puth is talent free

Are you serious? He graduated from Berkeley school of music, majoring in jazz piano, classical studies and engineering. At 24, he wrote the biggest hit in 2015, See you again. His new album is entire his own making by himself-- he wrote, produced, sang and played all the instruments and arrangements on his new album. So far he's had 2 big hits from VoiceNotes and more coming. Plus he's wildly funny, he could be a comedian if he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 11607/17/2018

Why does his music sound so crappy, then, r116?

by Anonymousreply 11707/17/2018

Joel Evan Tye

by Anonymousreply 11807/18/2018

[quote]Why does his music sound so crappy, then

Because you’re crappy.

by Anonymousreply 11907/18/2018

Aussie model Jarrod Scott

by Anonymousreply 12007/18/2018

O Canada!

by Anonymousreply 12107/18/2018

[quote] Why does his music sound so crappy, then

Don't ask the stans - critical thinking is not in their repertoire. They just whimper and cry that he's so prettttyyyyyy.

by Anonymousreply 12207/18/2018

Wish we could see R118's profile. Nice!

by Anonymousreply 12307/18/2018

Paul Benedict

by Anonymousreply 12407/18/2018

Jay Gould

by Anonymousreply 12507/18/2018

r116 didn't he murder his stepmom? I thought I read somewhere he strangled her.

by Anonymousreply 12607/18/2018
by Anonymousreply 12707/18/2018

R120, who he?

by Anonymousreply 12807/18/2018

Ralph Fiennes

by Anonymousreply 12907/18/2018

Rick Rossovich

by Anonymousreply 13007/19/2018

Sasha Roiz

by Anonymousreply 13107/19/2018

Dan Futterman

by Anonymousreply 13207/19/2018

I call BS on the idea that this thread is racist. Black men do not typically have -long- noses. Which is what this thread is about. Now shoo, little virtue-signaller

by Anonymousreply 13307/19/2018

The French win this thread.

by Anonymousreply 13407/19/2018

More Gallic beauty

by Anonymousreply 13507/19/2018

Clearly big noses don’t suit every owner of one. Something to be said for rhinoplasty.

by Anonymousreply 13607/19/2018

Basil Rathbone

by Anonymousreply 13707/19/2018

Adrien Brody

by Anonymousreply 13807/19/2018

William Powell

by Anonymousreply 13907/19/2018

Mario Mandzukic

by Anonymousreply 14007/19/2018

Bobby Penny

by Anonymousreply 14107/19/2018

Phil Morris

by Anonymousreply 14207/19/2018

James Lafferty

by Anonymousreply 14307/19/2018

Scott Bakula’s got a big swinging one.

by Anonymousreply 14407/19/2018

Glenn Frey

by Anonymousreply 14507/19/2018

epic fail r145

by Anonymousreply 14607/19/2018

Freddie Lund

by Anonymousreply 14707/20/2018

R145, that's kind of the opposite of "big, phallic."

by Anonymousreply 14807/20/2018

149 posts, DL? Really????

I’m not mad.

Just disappointed.

by Anonymousreply 14907/20/2018

^^^Tell me about it !!!

by Anonymousreply 15007/20/2018

Raphael Casal

by Anonymousreply 15107/20/2018

Two for one

by Anonymousreply 15207/20/2018

Please don't forget my Roman Nose.

by Anonymousreply 15307/20/2018

Whatever happened to Dan Futterman?

by Anonymousreply 15407/20/2018

Dan Futterman is an Oscar-nominated screenwriter who just wrote the Hulu series The Looming Tower.

by Anonymousreply 15507/21/2018

Corey Stoll

by Anonymousreply 15607/21/2018

Nev Schulman

by Anonymousreply 15707/21/2018

Nev Schulman’s nose is neither big nor phallic

It’s amazing how bad some of you are at this

by Anonymousreply 15807/21/2018

Ben Schwartz

by Anonymousreply 15907/21/2018

I find Corey Stall very sexy. However, I also agree that Nev doesn’t have a big nose, it’s pretty average.

by Anonymousreply 16007/21/2018

Richard Armitage.

by Anonymousreply 16107/21/2018

Philip Winchester.

by Anonymousreply 16207/21/2018

Ahem.

by Anonymousreply 16307/21/2018

Brody. He also deserves a better career.

by Anonymousreply 16407/21/2018

Paul Weller

by Anonymousreply 16507/21/2018

r165 could play r164's brother.

by Anonymousreply 16607/21/2018

I thought you guys loved me here?

by Anonymousreply 16707/21/2018

I think Sacha Baron Cohen pared down his nose, of all things - I think he has a new set of Ali G type interviews, in disguise, maybe that's why the nose needed a fix? Didn't he get a politician or NRA official to agree with arming kindergartners with AK47s or some such?

by Anonymousreply 16807/21/2018

How could we forget James... that's great English nose.

by Anonymousreply 16907/22/2018

Nathan Fillion

by Anonymousreply 17007/22/2018

Nigel Havers

by Anonymousreply 17107/22/2018

Dev Patel

by Anonymousreply 17207/22/2018

Yes, you would sit on this face.

by Anonymousreply 17307/22/2018

Mon dieu!

by Anonymousreply 17407/22/2018

roxane was never really into them, alas

by Anonymousreply 17507/22/2018

Have we mentioned Tony Ward?

by Anonymousreply 17607/22/2018

Oh, yes Tony Ward! Before he uglied his gorgeous body with tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 17707/22/2018

Everyone was pre-tattoo once.

by Anonymousreply 17807/22/2018

don't you all miss the 80's?

by Anonymousreply 17907/23/2018

R154 - Futterman will appear on the Aug 5 episode of “Close Up with The Hollywood Reporter” (Sundance Channel) to discuss his new nose series, “The Looming Tower”.

by Anonymousreply 18007/29/2018

Oh, zenk yoo, oh pee.

by Anonymousreply 18107/29/2018

Cole Martin

by Anonymousreply 18207/29/2018

Tom Goodman-Hill

by Anonymousreply 18307/29/2018

Cole Martin even looks sexier with a big nose.

by Anonymousreply 18407/29/2018

Did he used to have a small nose, R184?

by Anonymousreply 18507/29/2018

Raising Hope’s Lucas Neff.

by Anonymousreply 18608/02/2018

Wade Briggs from “Please Like Me”

by Anonymousreply 18708/02/2018

Jared P Smith

by Anonymousreply 18808/04/2018

Nigel Havers - look at the shadows that thing casts!

by Anonymousreply 18908/04/2018

Trey Baxter

by Anonymousreply 19008/10/2018

My nose has an Oscar inside it. Snort.

by Anonymousreply 19108/10/2018

Current hungry IT boy, Glen Powell.

by Anonymousreply 19208/12/2018

Love to see his big, nasal phallus.

by Anonymousreply 19308/12/2018

Payton Clarke

by Anonymousreply 19408/12/2018

Michael Huisman.

by Anonymousreply 19508/12/2018

I have a big, phallic nose, but goddammit, not a big phallus.

by Anonymousreply 19608/12/2018

Charlie - showing big noses can be sexy.

by Anonymousreply 19708/18/2018

My type of nose, profile, and face, period.

by Anonymousreply 19808/18/2018

Wade Briggs does not have a big nose. Some of you have no idea what a big nose looks like.

by Anonymousreply 19908/20/2018

I saw someone IRL with a big, phallic nose, and I wanted to say to him "Sir, you have a big, phallic nose. Congratulations."

by Anonymousreply 20008/20/2018

Film director Joseph Kosinski

by Anonymousreply 20108/26/2018

Owen Wilson

by Anonymousreply 20208/26/2018

Owen Wilson doesn't have a phallic nose, he has an odd large crooked ugly nose. There's nothing sexy or phallic about that nose!

So many here don't know what a phallic nose is. A phallic nose is usually somewhat large, yet is always sexy, attractive and masculine..

by Anonymousreply 20308/26/2018

Joe Manganiello

by Anonymousreply 20408/26/2018

Justin Long nose, okay so it isn't the biggest but I wanted to do a pun on his name

by Anonymousreply 20508/26/2018

Greyston Holt

by Anonymousreply 20609/05/2018

Like the Ted Cruz artwork?

Observe the big, phallic nose.

by Anonymousreply 20709/05/2018

Johnathan McClain is pretty damn sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 20809/05/2018

Janet McTeer

by Anonymousreply 20909/05/2018

I'm loving Glen Powell, who was in Hidden Figures.

He was also in a recent Netflix movie and when he kissed the lead actress his big phallic nose smushed against her face. Tres sexy.

by Anonymousreply 21009/05/2018

If you like Glen Powell, make sure you watch Everybody Wants Some!! That's how I got turned on to him. Very hot guy.

by Anonymousreply 21109/06/2018

Thanks R211, will do!

by Anonymousreply 21209/06/2018

Tyler Lough

by Anonymousreply 21309/06/2018

Has Trey Baxter been posted?

by Anonymousreply 21409/08/2018

mmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 21509/09/2018

Most of these guys look like they once had big, phallic noses, but had rhinoplasty.

by Anonymousreply 21609/09/2018

Agreed, r216. I want a nose that compels me to crawl up and sit on it.

by Anonymousreply 21709/09/2018

Brooks Laich

by Anonymousreply 21809/15/2018

Nuel McGough

by Anonymousreply 21910/06/2018

Anderson Davis

by Anonymousreply 22010/11/2018

Tom Ellis

by Anonymousreply 22110/11/2018

Ariel Howard

by Anonymousreply 22210/11/2018

R150 - That is some bad Photoshop (the body).

I prefer CM's actual bod.

by Anonymousreply 22310/11/2018

hawt

by Anonymousreply 22410/12/2018

THIS hot-ass motherfucker, whoever he is.

by Anonymousreply 22510/12/2018

Aaron Jakubenko

by Anonymousreply 22610/23/2018

So who is R225 ?

by Anonymousreply 22710/27/2018
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