Big, phallic noses

Christ, he is stunning. And his nose is exceptionally beautiful.

Me, too! So many male celebrities have tiny baby noses.

Voici!

Better Gallic phallic nose

Damn, that’s one good good good looking man, Miss OP.

Another big beauty, Ryan Barrett

Don't Semitic people (both Jews and Arabs) and Italians have big noses? And similar genes, to cause it.

It's not true for the Spanish though, is it? Or do they have big snozzes as well?

I think Krasinski's nose just adds to his charm.

Yes, R7. They also have a high percentage of deviated septums.

I do too. Richard Gere always had a nice one.

So did my Robert Tyler but there's probably about two other people on Datalounge who know who he is.

I also love them! Macrons nose is perfect

I am one of them, R11.

Macron also has the Slavic heavy brow ridge. He's just perfect.

And we get Donald Blimp, revolting in every way.

Tyler Wood

Excuse my beauty!

Evan Antin has a honker

I like them when they're attached to bodies like these

I like big, strong noses on men. I don't like bulbous noses.

Unfortunately, the nose (along with ears) continues to grow throughout one's life. Eventually, they all become bulbous if you're lucky enough to become old enough.

Just look at Jabba Depardieu to see what happens.

Kim Rossi Stuart. That's amore.

A strong profile is a manly one. Like small hands and small dicks, small noses are a huge turn off.

I’m the other, r11.

r18's feet outfit looks so silly with the rest of his outfit. He is beautiful. I'm glad he was featured twice. Here's a third pic of his prominent proboscis.

I own this tread.

Josh Charles

DL fave (of old) Josh Wald owns this thread.

I don't think there's a correlation between big nose and big cock. The biggest cocks I've seen have been in men with tiny noses.

[quote]I don't think there's a correlation between big nose and big cock.

The thumb is the thing.

I love big 👃 noses!

R11 Oh, I know Robert/Barry.

Quite beautiful.

Horribly hot!

The sexiest man on earth.

Who is that rat faced motherfucker at R32?

Eric Balfour, ass breathed motherfucker r33.

Why was Eric Balfour never hired to play Adam Newman?

Why not, r35?

Someone should tell him his father was a rat.

Not my experience, R27, but you never know.

It also seems like there's a correlation between prominent noses and body hair - most of the men in this thread have dense pits, facial shadows, at least some chest and stomach hair. Beautiful!!

Eric Balfour, [italic]en pranceant[/italic].

Le gros nez

Oh, damn! Eric is HAWT!

Mois aussi

Oh, Adam, you ugly, beautiful man.

Big nose

Big toes

Big pee pee hose

Tomás Lavanini...Argentine rugby player

There are some hot men pictured in this thread. And, Gerard's here, too.

If you're going to show Eric Balfour. then [italic]really[/italic] show him.

Richard Gere is a Mayflower descendant. He looks too ethnic to be a Mayflower descendant.

Is Eric hung?

He seemed like he had tinymeat

Joey Bosa, super hot giant stud football player for San Diego owns this thread.

My POS iPhone is having issues, otherwise I would post a pic.

R52's Joey at his most schlongnostrilly.

Not hot, though, which was the reason I went looking. Are you a douchebro, r52?

^^ That plus the face look like sizemeat to me.

Yes Joey is obviously hung

Hung does not make up for Butt Motherfucking Ugly.

Ugly

Hey pass on him if you want to. But Joey could fuck me any day

A closer shot of studly Joey Bosa

Not usually into long hair but Bosa looked even sexier here.

Mmmm, so phallic!

Those of you who find him attractive, are you douchebros?

Let's return to the original source material, Ryan Tift, and his penile schnozz.

Because Ryan is actually beautiful.

Nasal prominence

proboscal pulchritude

Omg, hawt!

Ridiculously handsome with an awkward nose.

Oh, Nickel lodge

Of course black men have the biggest noses. This being Datalounge though there's not a single one in the thread.

r70 so fucking post one instead of whining like a pair of shit-stirring cuntflaps.

Young Ben Cross, Chariots of FIre

Nikolaj having schnozz sex with Clive Owen

Ryan has a long nose, but it doesn't look totally phallic. Maybe I'm wrong, I think a phallic nose has a more bulbous tip?

R74 only if it’s uncircumcised

I know I'll get dragged and it's probably deserved. But I'll always loved Paul Ryan's schnoz

Way to ruin a thread, r76.

Alan Rickman

Bought this 1950s portrait of a guy late teens. Fine nose and lips.

Arthur Darvill

Caw! caw!

My favorite Belgian nose

Rodrigo Santoro

R76 Agree. If only he wasn't a monster assuming human form.

James Gandy

Lovely

The best gallic phallic nose

Brit actor Arsher Ali.

of course

London Spy and Alias Grace's Edward Holcroft

R11 I remember Robert Tyler too. One of the hottest men ever.

It's too bad he disappeared off the face of the earth instead of giving us something very nice to look at.

Ryan Tift is hot AF

How old do you think he is. He looks very young, like 19 or 20 in some shots.

Shots of him with unshaven chest hair are even better.

A man with a strong, prominent nose oozes sex appeal.

One of my favorite men. Goran whosamacallit.

This guy too

R95, that man drives me wild!!

Gilles Marini

Miss me yet?

Tim Roth

Sexy, multi-talented Charlie Puth

Omg, Charlie is so dreamy! 😍

I wish Charlie and Shawn made music I could listen to. They are adorable.

Ben McKenzie

Gilles Marini has had his nose fixed. I can tell.

Saif Ali Khan of Netflix Sacred Games. Really good show and Khan (wearing turban on the left) i is a very good actor and pretty hot

Eric and Adam are perfect in their imperfections. Balfour was on this very silly but fun sci fi series called Haven. He can’t act very well but looks wonderful throughout all six seasons.

The photo with his cock hanging out is from a film called Lie with Me. It is full of explicit scenes and features a really annoying leading lady. Worth a look though for Balfour’s gorgeous bod in all its glory.

French Canadian model Eric Belanger

La Bentley

Only if the saying Big Nose Big Hose is true for that guy.

Charlie Puth is talent free

A prominent, masculine nose is so sexy.

Do you guys prefer long and narrow or big and lumpy?

I love lumpy ones

I had the hugest crush on Noah Wyle and his honker.

[quote] Charlie Puth is talent free

Are you serious? He graduated from Berkeley school of music, majoring in jazz piano, classical studies and engineering. At 24, he wrote the biggest hit in 2015, See you again. His new album is entire his own making by himself-- he wrote, produced, sang and played all the instruments and arrangements on his new album. So far he's had 2 big hits from VoiceNotes and more coming. Plus he's wildly funny, he could be a comedian if he wanted.

Why does his music sound so crappy, then, r116?

Joel Evan Tye

[quote]Why does his music sound so crappy, then

Because you’re crappy.

Aussie model Jarrod Scott

O Canada!

[quote] Why does his music sound so crappy, then

Don't ask the stans - critical thinking is not in their repertoire. They just whimper and cry that he's so prettttyyyyyy.

Wish we could see R118's profile. Nice!

Paul Benedict

Jay Gould

r116 didn't he murder his stepmom? I thought I read somewhere he strangled her.

R120, who he?

Ralph Fiennes

Rick Rossovich

Sasha Roiz

Dan Futterman

I call BS on the idea that this thread is racist. Black men do not typically have -long- noses. Which is what this thread is about. Now shoo, little virtue-signaller

The French win this thread.

More Gallic beauty

Clearly big noses don’t suit every owner of one. Something to be said for rhinoplasty.

Basil Rathbone

Adrien Brody

William Powell

Mario Mandzukic

Bobby Penny

Phil Morris

James Lafferty

Scott Bakula’s got a big swinging one.

Glenn Frey

epic fail r145

Freddie Lund

R145, that's kind of the opposite of "big, phallic."

149 posts, DL? Really????

I’m not mad.

Just disappointed.

^^^Tell me about it !!!

Raphael Casal

Two for one

Please don't forget my Roman Nose.

Whatever happened to Dan Futterman?

Dan Futterman is an Oscar-nominated screenwriter who just wrote the Hulu series The Looming Tower.

Corey Stoll

Nev Schulman

Nev Schulman’s nose is neither big nor phallic

It’s amazing how bad some of you are at this

Ben Schwartz

I find Corey Stall very sexy. However, I also agree that Nev doesn’t have a big nose, it’s pretty average.

Richard Armitage.

Philip Winchester.

Ahem.

Brody. He also deserves a better career.

Paul Weller

r165 could play r164's brother.

I thought you guys loved me here?

I think Sacha Baron Cohen pared down his nose, of all things - I think he has a new set of Ali G type interviews, in disguise, maybe that's why the nose needed a fix? Didn't he get a politician or NRA official to agree with arming kindergartners with AK47s or some such?

How could we forget James... that's great English nose.

Nathan Fillion

Nigel Havers

Dev Patel

Yes, you would sit on this face.

Mon dieu!

roxane was never really into them, alas

Have we mentioned Tony Ward?

Oh, yes Tony Ward! Before he uglied his gorgeous body with tattoos.

Everyone was pre-tattoo once.

don't you all miss the 80's?

R154 - Futterman will appear on the Aug 5 episode of “Close Up with The Hollywood Reporter” (Sundance Channel) to discuss his new nose series, “The Looming Tower”.

Oh, zenk yoo, oh pee.

Cole Martin

Tom Goodman-Hill

Cole Martin even looks sexier with a big nose.

Did he used to have a small nose, R184?

Raising Hope’s Lucas Neff.

Wade Briggs from “Please Like Me”

Jared P Smith

Nigel Havers - look at the shadows that thing casts!

Trey Baxter

My nose has an Oscar inside it. Snort.

Current hungry IT boy, Glen Powell.

Love to see his big, nasal phallus.

Payton Clarke

Michael Huisman.

I have a big, phallic nose, but goddammit, not a big phallus.

Charlie - showing big noses can be sexy.

My type of nose, profile, and face, period.

Wade Briggs does not have a big nose. Some of you have no idea what a big nose looks like.

I saw someone IRL with a big, phallic nose, and I wanted to say to him "Sir, you have a big, phallic nose. Congratulations."

Film director Joseph Kosinski

Owen Wilson

Owen Wilson doesn't have a phallic nose, he has an odd large crooked ugly nose. There's nothing sexy or phallic about that nose!

So many here don't know what a phallic nose is. A phallic nose is usually somewhat large, yet is always sexy, attractive and masculine..

Joe Manganiello

Justin Long nose, okay so it isn't the biggest but I wanted to do a pun on his name

Greyston Holt

Like the Ted Cruz artwork?

Observe the big, phallic nose.

Johnathan McClain is pretty damn sexy to me.

Janet McTeer

I'm loving Glen Powell, who was in Hidden Figures.

He was also in a recent Netflix movie and when he kissed the lead actress his big phallic nose smushed against her face. Tres sexy.

If you like Glen Powell, make sure you watch Everybody Wants Some!! That's how I got turned on to him. Very hot guy.

Thanks R211, will do!

Tyler Lough

Has Trey Baxter been posted?

mmmmmm

Most of these guys look like they once had big, phallic noses, but had rhinoplasty.

Agreed, r216. I want a nose that compels me to crawl up and sit on it.

Brooks Laich

Nuel McGough

Anderson Davis

Tom Ellis

Ariel Howard

R150 - That is some bad Photoshop (the body).

I prefer CM's actual bod.

hawt

THIS hot-ass motherfucker, whoever he is.

Aaron Jakubenko

So who is R225 ?

I never realized it, but I'm into this type.

Joey Bosa owns this.

George Clooney and Brad Pitt have those square jawed, brawny faces and little button noses. It's kind of femme.

Where as Philip Winchester has BDF for days.

Kaep's got a beautiful, big nose. I had the hots for him when he led the 49'ers to the Super Bowl and appeared naked in the ESPN body issue.

MMA commentator Ariel Helwani's nose used to have its own Facebook page. Sometimes the fighters he interviews will joke with him about his huge schnozz. Not what I would call "hot" exactly, but kinda cute, and his nose is magnificent.

A good strong nose makes me shoot my period.

The nose knows no evil.