On what planet is _______ heterosexual?

God.

We’re to believe there’s a she-God or what?

Any gay porn star who makes a living having gay sex, sucking dick, taking dick up the ass and eating more cum in one year than I will in a lifetime

Yaeh, I don’t get the Lin Manual Miranda thing.

HAMILTON is homophobic and femmephobic. Its King George is a fop played originally by a fag. Sissy Supervillain stereotype. And involving so much hip hop is a direct pander to straight guys — to make musical theater macho enough for them.

But HAMILTON is also well-versed in traditional musical theater sounds, soul and bubblegum pop that really unleash Miranda’s inner queen.

So methinks someone’s on the downlow.

Baz Luhrman

Wolverine

Cockgobbler Aaron Schock

Wolferine

Another vote for Hugh Michael Jackman.

Darren Criss

a male alpine skier

They're all gay on Uranus.

I know R2!

That straight guy who sucked me off like my load was the last watering hole in a desert

I'll pick someone easy, just to get him out the way - Senx. Lindsey Graham.

Miss Tyler Perry

I like that he’s closeted R15. His films are awful.

Dave Erickson of Everyman Driver.

Eddie Redmayne

Ryan Gosling

Micah Muzio of Kelley Blue Book.

Marky Marcus

Frank

Cary Grant

This 33-year-old confirmed bachelor!

Super straight Micah Andrews!

Adam Levine and Blake shelton

Tom.

He-Man

Fred

Oh my!

My dad.

Alexandra Cabot

Any man in Hollywood

If you pay attention carefully it’s easy to see that Mittens Romney is as gay as gay could be. And his beard, Anne, is one bitter bitch.

Lin Manuel will GLOW as 100% once the first 23 and Me gay tests come out.

R 3-whatever is blocked.

George of the Amal beard.

Lin Manuel looks cute in Mary Poppins sequel.

Oscar Isaac

A certain quarterback:

Memories:

Busby Berkeley

Alex Perry...I mean he is a total fag, but is still bizarrely in the cloest and married. Truly bizare.

James (fucking) Corden

If he were still alive....

John Ritter

Soooooo obvi, and with the wife and kids....

Tony Hinchcliff. He's a comedian I just ran across on a podcast and he flames to high heaven. Married to a woman.

Also, C3PO.

Dean Martin

Shawn Mendes

Travolta

Riz Ahmed

Kanye

Ben Shapiro

Mouseboy.

Another vote for James Corden. How could he possibly be straight?

Who the hell is Mouseboy?

R54 ya boi LilTimmyTim. more gay than fey.

Chace Crawford

Jared Kushner

Another vote for Corden. What a queen.

R42 Was not expecting that name to pop up on here. I always thought he was gay though.

50 Cent and increasingly, with his regular forays into Floyd Mayweather's world and Kanye's La World , rumours of his emotional abuse against his FILIPINO wife and his gym rendered "swoleness", but still smoking, and the rumours of more than weed in his drug taking, Dave Chappelle. I'm not waiting for the tattoos up the neck as another sign.

Dom DeLuise

Harvey Korman

Ken Berry.

Micah Muzio from Kelley Blue Book

The first name/face that popped into my head was FRANK from Trading Spaces, but R22 beat me to him. Second name/face that popped was James Corden, but a pack of pointers already sussed him out (R43, R53, R58) prior to my arrival on the thread. I love him to bits (his genuine enthusiasm for his guests is only matched by Rosie O'Donnell's), but this straight persona of his...?!? We can't all be crazy, right? Yet he keeps pumping out the kiddies with his wife. Also, cheers to R45 for not letting C3PO fall through the cracks! If ever there was a persnickety queen...

Almost everyone on Planet Earth... in your imagination everyone is gay, even if they're clearly NOT

^^ Frau, cradling her pumpkin spice speedball.

Laughing R67, and wondering what the ratio of Heroin, and cocaine is to the spice.

Ryan Seacrest

Tony Randall

Gavin MacLeod

The Jonas/chopra wedding thread reminded me;

Nigel Barker

Martin Short Love him, but puh-leeese.

Married 30 years, three children. His wife passed away 2010.

Most of the men you list are gay, or at the very least "suspect.'" But collectively you have a very limited and outdated idea of what a straight man can be.

Spanking your fellow male friends' naked asses while also naked.

VEEP Pence

Zach Mesquit. Married and goes real defensive (and queeny, lol) in the instgram comments at people thinking he is gay. YIKES.

All the Jonas Brothers

Zac Efron

James Franco

Tom Hiddleston

Make that vote # 4 for Ms. J Corden

Talk about a marriage arrangement. With kids no less!

[quote]Married 30 years, three children. His wife passed away 2010.

News to me.

Ms. Bradley Cooper

Henry Cavill.

r83 You fancy him, so in your imagination he is gay. You gays are SELF LOATHING FOOLS

Actually, R84, I think he has all the sex appeal of a bowl of vanilla oatmeal. But thanks for the laugh.

r85 Makes no difference. You ACCUSE straight men of being gay, because you are projecting your SELF LOATHING sentiments.

I like me. It is r84 whom I loathe.

Ashlee Simpson’s husband Evan Ross.

On what planet is R84 / R86 heterosexual?

R63, Ken Berry died just three days ago.

R2D2 was the top in the relationship, right?

R91 I find your visual...disturbing.

Matt Lauer (Throw Al Roker in there too) Jimmy Fallon Justin Timberlake Fred W illard

I don’t think Al Roker can be “thrown” anywhere. More like carted, hauled, or rolled.

r94 nice one

R93

I think I have to take that back.

Al Roker lost a ton of weight. It didn't help.

R93 Matt Lauer?

James Corden James Corden James Corden

Vin Diesel

^Heard that, too.

Todd Fuckin' Chrisley. And Chase. And probably the little one.

this woman

Robby Williams

Andre Aciman. On what planet does a sraight man write a whole article on a fucking pocket square? Oh, but must put the obligatory picture of him and his wife, the most unintentially awkward photo ever. They look like brother and sister; ones who dont even like each other much! He is such a pretentious little queen.

John Malkovic

Elon Musk

Jimmy Fallon

Justin Timberlake

Add me to the list of the many others who voted for James Corden.

These two

This guy

Gerard Butler

Pedro Pascal

My guy

How dare you jealous queens! Henry Cavill is 110% straight.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

R105 The more I read about him the more I dislike him.

Will & Jada

David Tennant.

Channing Tatum

Jessica Biel

Rick Steves

Bradley Cooper

Tim Tebow

Lots of good ones here, but I just need to reiterate, though already mentioned here, Mike Pence over and over and over. I would believe Todd Chrisley is straight before him.

Richard E Grant. I cant get over the fact he is married to a woman.

OK. Elliott GOuld. There. I said it.

gale harold

Bump.

Bill Clinton

Paul Shafer

Neil Sedaka

Keith Urban

Make that two for Ms. Paul Schafer.

Nothing and no one will ever convince me that John Malkovic is heterosexual.

Chris Todd

Soon to be academy award winner Rami Malek.

R132 “Nothing and no one will ever convince me that John Malkovic is heterosexual”.

Truer words were never spoken.

Adam Schiff. Gayface for miles.

Richard Simmons. He did finally peak his chicken-shit head out of his closet to announce he's asexual, and then scurried back in. But I saw him on on ET in the early 90s claiming the reason he wasn't married (to a woman) was because he was just too darn busy with his career. Yes, this is jaw-droppingly true, Barbie doll collector Richard said it.

Not Uranus

Tony Stewart

Gayle King

Star Jones' partner (past/present/future)

Shawn Mendes

Taylor Lautner

Mary Poppins

Tim Tebow. Does his fiancee know?

R123 Nor can I.

Charlize.

Lin Trans-Smell Esmerelda!