Why do straight bros call it their "junk"?

Because no one wants it.

R1 = Lez?

The only thing I can guess is that straight guys see their penises merely as a tool for pleasure and not necessarily something that is desirable.

I sometimes call it my junk too. I am pretty femme though no one would ever mistake me for straight

Because it's "eeeeeew! Dude, that's gross, I don't want to see that! Put that away / Put your pants back on!".

Hot R5

I would call that SIR, PLEASE, FEED IT TO ME

Is that a real dick or photoshop? I want to run just the frenulum until his eyes roll back in his head ....

run = RUB

Because they're mental and emotional juveniles. Very fourth grade elementary school. It's the same reason the word "tits" was replaced by "boobs".

Letting his junk leisurely hang out.

That bro needs to be sucked

That is far from junky dick

Because the poor things don't know phrases like "advanced frenulum play" until I teach them.

Beats mangina.

Dudes gotta be dudes, bro.

Any more pics R11?

Cause Mussy means ya mo.

Let it all hang out.

Happy.

Cock of the walk.

Love this one.

Cute.

II would just take the tip of my finger and gently caress the frenulum on that massive swollen cock in op’s picture and in five minutes he would be eating out of my hands, moaning uncontrollably and begging for release ....

Yeah, you said that already...

I love the frenulum troll.

R21 is special.

back in W Va where I grew up they call it my " bidness."

I’ll have the special!

Don't bother to wrap them I'll do all of them here.

Bingo!

There's a whole lotta' swingin' noodles in this thread.

But r25 did I mention I’d make him my frenu-SLAVE?

LOL.

Hangin' loose.

Graveyard show off.

It wants out.

Bold.

Nice.

Gay men invented the "junk" slang originally. It was heard in "My Own Private Idaho" and appeared in the Buddies books by Ethan Mordden.

In some contexts I use the word "unit."

Why do straight bros call it their "junk"?

I have a decent life so I don't waste any time thinking about why straight men do things since it's all so predictably dismal.

They used to call it their "stuff", back in the day.

Slim and hard.

Massive.

BULGE.

Some bros are cumming over to help me with my junk out in storage. My unit is open all night, so we won't be disturbed.

Casual......

R48 wins this thread.

He’s verifiably gay though

Aroused.

Can't hold it in.

The junk is op looks like junk. The others posted are more appealing, especially the soft uncut ones with the head peeking out.

"Why do straight bros call it their "junk"?"

They like to put that junk in my trunk.

After looking at the pics in this thread I don't know how the "cut or uncut" argument has not been settled.

There are two uncut sausages which would be AAAAA+ if not for the horrible looking stretched out turtleneck sweater they are wearing(which renders them B-s. Holy god those dicks are hideous. I would rather such a rusty tailpipe than put my lips on those misshapen oddities.

R53 Peek a boo!

Pocket cock.

Showing.

Nap time.

Pants open.

I'd like to see more of r11's guy!

How do pig-ignorant fussy morons like R55 even survive in this world. Jesus, what an idiot.

Business Junk

Straight GUy gunk

Gunk, indeed.

Swinging Junk

Letting your junk air out

Displaying your junk

It could not be contained

Public display.

Uncut and eager.

Not shy.

Short shorts.

Golf junk.

That looks like a 90s photoshop quality

Rising......

Car ride.

Rip...….

The skipping penis.

Juicy.

Rooftop junk in the morning

Straight guy reading after work

Hot junk

Floppy junk

Swim time

Life-saving junk

Posting with a friend

Air-Guitar junk

Bearded muscle-hunk junk

Straight-guy junk on display at the sidewalk cafe'.

Trucker Junk

Presenting Junk

Playing video games...

More business junk

Garbage smells, just like young guys' crotch can smell after sports practice or when they missed a shower. Not to mention the funky smell of their underwear / jock straps. All junk related.

Pendulous straight guy junk

Showering hunk junk

Because you let it all hang out.

Flaunting it

Kitchen Junk

Just putting his junk out there

Monster dessert junk

Lots of great, uncut dudes here!

I thought referring to men's genitals as "junk" was just a common thing that people say every day regardless of sexuality. Never thought of it as being just a straight guy thing.

Cop Junk

Casual junk

NYPD junk

When your junk falls out

Man-spreading to give his junk room to breathe

Sexy wet junk.

Love all the intact junk. The way a penis should be.

Round the corner

A beauty. This ain't junk.

The foreskin is good for the penis.

Diphallic Dude

Oh officer...

Speedo junk

Comparing junk

erect junk

Stand up

Relax

Chunky junk

VPL junk

Beefy junk

Tick Tock

Working man

I love =====>

I love =====> 2

beefy

Getting junked.

fondle

Cowboy junk

fucked

World Cup cock

junk in his manhole

shoot

pretty boy penis

R113 - I literally gagged upon seeing that. And not in a good way. Revolting.

beautiful

Orlando Bloom

Steve Kennedy

Mickey Mantle

Lukas Ridgeston

cute boy

hairy

wet junk

undercover

tongue

New Mexico Joes

Vintage military

The foreskin is the essence of a man. A man, deprived of his foreskin, is a man, mutilated.

nice watch

b&w.

rise

stroll in the woods

light

window

b&w.

rocks

twosome

mirror

handsome

Picture troll, you are killing this thread.

R138 is an ignorant idiot.

Security junk

Pissing junk.

Out in Mother Nature.

Sagging pants and sagging balls.

Awesome.

Hangin'.

It’s official. Picture troll suffocated this thread.

Had to get it out.

Show and tell.

Running down the beach, junk flopping all over

Sitting at home, airing out the junk...

Presenting junk

Straight guys want to have their junk framed

When it just slips out without you knowing, and someone points it out:

Guys love taking pictures of their junk

Hungry for junk now

Junk out for display

The horse got out of the barn.

Sweaty in more ways than one.

another thread hijacked by the obsessed picture person

Never mind the politics, just let me onto that FRENULUM and I will make his eyes roll back in his head.

Junk pump.

That's quite the VPL!

Tough guy.

Weiner alert!

Whoa!

I agree with R55.

Inching out.

Awesome junk!

Snakes alive!

R191, then you're a know-nothing idiot and I pity you the experiences you're denying yourself because you're clueless.

R195 - So basically you’re saying that R55 and I (as well as others with the same opinion) don’t have the right to a personal prefernce? Most human beings have preferences which attracts them to another person. I prefer my men to be cut. What is the big deal? I personally find uncut very unappealing. Obviously you’re uncut, or you wouldn’t be so defensive.

R196, your "personal preference" is ignorant and bigoted and based on fear and lack of experience. Sorry, you're an idiot. A gay man who acts like a little girl wrinkling her nose at a real man's natural cock is just pathetic, sorry. You're afraid of something you're not familiar with, and that's just lame. And your out-sized, over-the-top reactions, and your need to "share" this stupid reaction with everyone else is just pathetic as well. The vast majority of men are natural and no mutilated, with full sensation, and that's a good thing. You really need to get out from under your rock more and gain more experience in the real world.

Just stop. Keep this stupid "opinion' to yourself. Nobody else gives a shit about your backwards, immature reaction to a natural cock.

I'm jealous of uncut guys because their cocks have to be more sensitive and thus get more pleasure I can't imagine

R197 you must not be American. If you think the “vast majority” of cocks are in their natural state. Most American men are circumcised.

R199, you must be some idiot who thinks that only American men count as men. IN THE WORLD, the vast majority aren't mutilated. Even in the US, it's only something like 60%. Get the fuck over yourself and your stupid, ignorant baby-tastes, and realize that it's completely inappropriate to go "eewwww" the way you do. Completely childish. Nobody cares that you have no idea what a real cock is like, or how to enjoy it. You're like a little kid turning up your nose at beer or scotch becaues you have no fucking clue how to appreciate it. Just stop. You're making a fool of yourself.

R200 obviously you have that ugly manatee hanging between your legs or you wouldn’t be so friggin’ defensive. And I happen to enjoy single malt scotch and German beer. Just don’t enjoy them with uncut men.

MANY men don’t like uncut.

Obviously you’re letting your inferior complex regarding your ugly dick run your emotions.

You assume wrong on pretty much everything... and the only one with a defensive inferiority complex ( to go with your misinformed opinions) is mutilated little old you.

Get over yourself. Get over natural dicks being superior in every way.

Instead of being a douche with a turtle head dick why don’t you go back and read previous threads regarding DL men’s preferences. The overwhelming majority prefer uncut. Do your homework before you talk about what you do not know.

Time to go wash your smelly smegma ridden pole.

Guys, let's stop all the arguing and just enjoy the junk photos.

Beautiful hot junk

Beautiful, hot, sexy junk... DAMN, BRAH!

Natural junk in nature

Naked junk

Swinging junk out for a walk

Proud of his junk

Impressive junk

Thinking about his junk

Parading his junk around

Biker junk

Junk on the water

Junk in B&W

London junk

Beautiful foreskins, boys. Keep 'em coming. Intact, the way a penis is meant to be.

This thread proves the premise that one man’s junk is another man’s pleasure!!!

Anyone else love seeing these guys’ junk hanging all soft in some/most of these pics? As a grower, I’ve always envied guys who show/hang large flaccid.

Soft cock is hot. Soft intact cock is the best.

Me too, R219.

You guys have no taste.

R222 The taste test.

Feeling/adjusting his fine junk.

Boys will be boys.

Daring.

Too much uncut junk. 😖😣 🤮😷

No such thing, R227.

Isn't a gay man that rejects the majority of penises called a "lesbian"?

R227 Cut, just for you.

He wants out.

Breathing on his own.

Enough with the uncut cock! The smell of rancid smegma is revolting.

R232 brays his ignorance to the world, and actually seems proud of appearing stupid to people who actually know what they're taking about

Junk hanging out at café.

Cummin' at ya.

Yikes!

Girls!

Agree with R232 !

Commando and showing.

Patriotic and standing at attention.

So the term junk includes balls, not just peen, right? Also called a package. You know, the stuff that hangs between your legs?

Yes.

R241 Yeah.

The causal sexy look.

he's definitely not straight

Letting you see his junk after a shower

That’s not junk, that is far more precious.

At least the cut ones are.

How insecure are you, R248, that you feel the need to inject such things into every thread? Nobody cares about your ignorant opinions. Nobody.

Oh R249 you are so misinformed. But they do care! I reign supreme. Kinda like President Donald J. Trump, #45 🇺🇸

Some guys say that, you're just not part of that group socially.

Ginger junk

Running junk

Whipping the junk out

Why we go commando

Because they're self-loathing morons?

[quote] How insecure are you, [R248], that you feel the need to inject such things into every thread? Nobody cares about your ignorant opinions. Nobody.

Muslim sympathizers like r132 do care. Maybe you're one too, I don't know. The real purpose of Muslim immigration to Europe is to spread the practice of circumcision as everybody knows. R248 is right to care.

We must protect our Christian Enlightenment based secular practices not adopt some heathen tribal desert custom.

not okay, r257 prepare to say goodbye

Well this thread certainly went off the rails

R257, why the fuck are you posting that bigoted tirade in a thread about guy's junk?

Nice ass, nice bulge.

Take me to your leader.

Lenny Kravitz dick slip.

Kilt and junk piercings.

Very cute in more ways than one.

R260 I’d rather read bigot responses than the asshole picture troll in this thread.

Cut cock is visually more appealing. It is more hygienic. It smells better. I could go on for days.

Anyone who doesn’t agree is obviously uncut and will challenge anyone when it comes to defending their ugly, smelly, cheesy manhood.

And you'd be wrong about all that stuff, R267. The first is merely an opinion, and isn't true in general (there are some NASTY circ scars out there), and the whole 'more hygenic' thing has been debunked to death. And one of the smelliest cocks I ever ran across was cut. SO fuck off with your ignorant shit, please DON'T go on for days, Keep your ignorant bigoted opinions to yourself, and accept that nobody else cares about your baby-tastes. Post pics of what you like, and stop yucking everyone else's yum. It's not all about you.

Oh, and I've been circumcised, dumbass. SO your last statement is also a lie. You're a liar. And now you've been F&F'd. Go away. Stop ruining threads with your stupidity.

Uncircumcised cocks are a treasure.

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americans were sold on circumcision by religious nut jobs who promoted it as a way to "cure" teenagers from masturbating. The reason is that the foreskin contains thousands of nerve endings that make masturbation without any lubricant very pleasurable.

Uncut = Ugly Turtle Head 🐢😖

Cut = Thing of beauty 😋😛

Nike junk.

She likes it.

Absolutely beautiful junk... Lukas Ridgeston

[quote] [R257], why the fuck are you posting that bigoted tirade in a thread about guy's junk?

R260 Because they're for cutting off parts of our junk? Leave our junk alone!

Junk out for viewing

I'd love to have that growing big and hard in my mouth r279 thank you!

It must have started with the uncut set. That shit IS junky looking before it is perfected.

We felt excluded when they said their dick.

R281 = Caitlyn Jenner, perfect.

[quote] Uncut = Ugly Turtle Head 🐢😖 Cut = Thing of beauty 😋😛

You mooslim lover. Or flyover basement dweller. Stay where you are.

r284 = smegmatized, smelly

Sadly I'm mutilated and numb head too r285 like the mooslums and basement dwellers. And you of course.

There is nothing wrong with circumcision! It goes back thousands of years. It was not started by Americans! Do you people not know anything about history?

Datalounge is so indicative of the dumbing down of human beings!

Stop calling it mutilation! Circumcision is a beautiful thing!

Go read a book and learn something!

r287 for President of Penile Pulchritude

No, it's not a beautiful thing, R287. It's non-consensual cosmetic surgery performed on infants for no medical or any other reason. And if you don't know the history of the guy who pushed for circumcision to become 'standard' in this country, to keep young men from masturbating, then YOU are the one ignorant of history. Before that it was purely a religious thing, and a stupid one at that.

Maybe read up on botched circumcisions as well, as they can go very wrong. They reduce sensitivity and pleasure as well. Again, for no scientific or medical reason what-so-ever. EVERY rationalization has been debunked.

R289 scurries around men's rooms wherever he goes, hoping to lick the smegma out of every penis he can. When he can't get smegma, he will settle for the fecality that falls from each butthole he encounters, as the main difference between the two is the color.

Aesthetically speaking, a circumcised penis is more appealing. It is beautiful and smells fresh. An uncircumcised penis looks rather ugly and always have a funky, musky, cheesy, urine, smegma stench to it. And the guys who did Nite this fact, obviously and cut and can’t even smell their own cock. It’s denial.

^^^DENY^^ (voice text)

R291 Eww gross. It would be like licking an amputated limb. I'd throw up if I had to suck a mutilated penis. I. Just. Can't.

Not going to waste a precious FF on r293, but he is disgusting enough to deserve one. Another time the CCC* button would be of use.

R293, obviously uncut.

Of course you don't.

Richard Spenser doesn't like me either, I'm sure.

I don't really care about that either.

Hell, it's almost a badge of honor.