The Just-A-Mustache Look

Pete Kuzak

This Nobody:

On the right guy it can be hot in a sleazy 70s porn star kind of way.

But mainly you're just going to look like a douche or a Mexican gardner..

Steve Kelso....haven't heard that delightful name in a LONG time....

He’s still around slinging drinks in asbury Park

I LOVE his look, it’s an instant turn on for me

I've seen and spoken to Kelso face to face. He is, or at least was 15 years ago, gorgeous but he is alarmingly short. The photos just don't show it.

I love a good mustache on a guy. It's such a shame everyone in the US associates them with 70s porn stars, because now nobody will sport one.

A great mustache and good sideburns can turn a relatively plain guy into a stud.

R8, that’s why his cock looks so big

In seeing that mustaches are making a comeback at least in NYC

Mustaches are definitely making a comeback. Some guys can pull it off, some can't.

Most are sexy

More staches

Make it mustache!

Mustache is masculine

The last bastion of mustaches is cops. Or Middle Eastern men. Or Middle Eastern cops.

Chase Hunter wore it best.

David Anthony.

Mustaches can work and look great/sexy ... but they can look dated and i's a lot of distraction on a face. Not for everyone but when they work they can really be hot.

I had several Steve Kelso wall calendars that I threw away....I'm sick about it.

If I had a yoga instructor who looked like that, I wouldn't be thinking about yoga positions.

I love a big old handlebar mustache on a man,but I admit that just a stache looks really dated now. I rarely see a guy sporting one now,its always with a beard.

I love it

Hunter Williams

Hate, hate, hate a mustache! During the late 70s and early 80s, almost every guy in SF had one. It may have saved my life because a mustache was an instant turn off and I stayed away. They all looked the same to me. Hence "Castro Clone".

Welcome to Fargo.

I like it. Very masculine

Mustachioed Palm Springs escort (Arab?).

I was always fascinated by why Steve Kelso did not do actual porn, and just posed nude. He was so gorgeous and he was out and gay and worked as a bartender at a very cruisy gay bar in New Brunswick, NJ.

You have to have thick facial hair to pull off a mustache, and the right kind of face.

I love it

DL fave Aaron Rodgers, his glorious 'stache, and those dimples. I think he looks better with facial hair.

Who is the man in R31's post? Good lord he's handsome!

And I think I remember David Anthony from Titan... whoa.

Daddy delicious

Does anyone else remember Ray Harley? He did a lot of porn in the 80s or 90s... he rocked the 'stache look. He also liked sucking cock and getting his furry butt fucked.

I think this is the same guy at R31. I can only find the image on Pinterest. No idea who he is.

Straight porn stud Charles Dera is now rocking the stache as "Karl"

"A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil."

I don’t like it on Aaron Rodgers. He’s too pretty for one. It works best on rugged guys.

Who is the other guy with CD in R51?

Some sex pig

Perfect

Exactly what I need right now

I know I'm going to be flamed by some of you, but this is a true story. Steve Kelso's real name is Mark. When he was a DJ and bartender in New Brunswick, NJ, he asked me out to dinner because we had talked many times when he was my bartender.. I was way too intimidated by his looks and insecure so I said no. I don't regret it. Especially after seeing his beautiful naked spreads years later. He was a really sweet guy and I'm not surprised he never did porn.

SO fucking cute, I swoon

I wish Steve Kelso would just go ahead and do porn.

Always sexy

The gorgeous guy at r31 and r47 may look familiar because he appears (mustache-less) in that commercial that's constantly playing on CNN (or is MSNBC?) where he's having his hairy tummy worked over with some electrical device that's supposed to flatten it. He has the most amazing set of big juicy tits I've ever seen on a man.

There was once a DL thread about him that led to some FB photos. He's actually a high-powered realtor in NYC.

Sorry to say I don't remember his name! Maybe Blaine or Blake....something?

Link to said commercial!

More pics, please!

More commercials

R47 and R71 this is Brett M who seems to be the lover of Lex Abramov, social media celebrity. He is indeed a real estate broker.

Hands off, he's taken girls.

Nate Stetson

Hate is a total hottie

R75, he’s taken girls where?

Even on guys it doesn't look bad on, I always feel they'd look better without it.

Other than hipsters with ironic porn staches it's still a look that makes 48 year old auto parts salesmen from Dayton look 10 years older. Sort of the anti-DL.

Ironic porn staches are insipid and never hot.

Agreed R81, I meant those are the two main groups you still see wearing mustaches in summer 2018.

R81, ironic porn starches are super sexy and I love them all

I have never met a pornstache I didn't like.

Every pot has a cover R83/R84

Even pornstaches.

I love a good stache

Hot staches in Chelsea!

I can sport a goatee all day long,but my stache has never been very thick. I guess thats why I always liked thick ones on a man.Thin ones are gross though.

I always sneak a peek to find out if they keep up with the nose hair trimming when they have a mustache. Mustaches would be great nose hair camouflage!

They are sexy

Not good in the winter

Delicious

Chase Hunter and David Anthony are the ones who look prissy with their staches.

It looks best on a young man or very fit daddy.

Ultimate Hot Stache - Bill Goldberg!

R9 wins!

I found the 70s/80s porn stache a whopping plus!

Good Lord R119 is extraordinary!

Gay Icon (though straight in real life) and 70's clone inspiration Mark Spitz (born 1950) in 1972. This is what inspired those clones in the 70's and he was an ideal to the gay community.

Now some pornstaches - Joe and Justin Cade, late eighties.

Another 70's pornstache icon - gay and straight porn stud Paul Barresi, ex-lover and betrayer of John Travolta and sometime actor:

Donnie Russo of Brooklyn, New York.

Lou Zivkovich, football player for the Calgary Stampeders, who posed nude in Playgirl in July 1974

Tumescent!

R34 I would hit that, bet he fucks very good, those semi closeted kinda of ugly guys always do

So fucking masculine

I love it, it drives me crazy

Anyone know who R150 is? Hell yea!

150 is Steve Kelso from about 2012 or so.

Earlier than that

So handsome

The man who made many of us feel a certain way in the Seventies...

R160 and R70, add them to my bartending staff with Kelso.

We're definitely fading memory-wise, Sam Elliott and Keith Hernandez should have been within the first 30 replies.

dammit, correction R160 and R170 are tending bar with Kelso.

R163, damn, officer. I need you to stop me, frisk me and rape me!

Pete kusak or something like that?

Super sexy. Interestingly, he became a skinny yoga instructor which I think he still is

So delicious

How does r197 eat without biting off his mustache? He looks great. It a painful look to contemplate.

It’s not painful, it’s deliciosu

It’s an extremely HOT look at R196 & R197.

So hot

I hate beards...most look awful.

Any facial hair is good. Mustaches are best

They instantly age a man.

JOEY RYAN!!!!!!!!

So sexy

Cutie

[quote] r8 I've seen and spoken to Kelso face to face. He is, or at least was 15 years ago, gorgeous but he is alarmingly short. The photos just don't show it.

[quote]r18 The last bastion of mustaches is cops.

Mustache only works on masculine faces, but if you have a baby face it will make you look like a pedophile.

Or Jeffrey Dahmer

The fuller brush man loves it

I don't have time to look at all 244 posts, but have we forgotten the most iconic stache of all, Sellecks?

We love a good Stache

Imagine images

I need a mustache ride.

I need more

And by more I mean mustache

That he’s short makes him even hotter to me. I have a real fetish for short guys. Especially if they’re bottoms.

So fucking hot!

Philly top, I know a short mustached guy you might want to ride.

Sexy

No Tom Selleck, or did I miss it? Who is the guy in 134, seen his image before, and he is hot. Thanks for posting the pic of Mark Spitz, and yes, he was a fantasy for many gaylings.

The mustache only look reminds me of the 70's gay clones or of Ron Jeremy...not sexy.

70s gay clones were sexy

Can I get a hell yeah?

Stop posting pics of BEARDS, you dumb fuck.

Steve Rally!

Yes!

[quote] Any other men into the July-A-Stache look?

I prefer the February-a-Stache look myself.

Hawt!

It would not be my first choice for a look. But if it was Sam Elliott, okay.

So sexy

Hawt! Me like Steve Rally!

Hot guys. They'd be so much hotter without the staches. Creepy, cheesy look.

I find it super sexy, but I grew up in the seventies

Charles Dera 2019.

He looks like a rough mean daddy who’s going to beat you before he Fucks you

Lee Horsley aka Matt Houston.

Totally sexy

No clothes, just a mustache

When can I see the mustache?

British gay farmer Ben Andrews: Lake-blue eyes, creamy skin, furry like an ape.

Homo on the range

Sexy

Studs

I have a mustache.

Sleepaway Camp (1983) a horror film. Total crap but the cop in it is TOTALLY HOT with his MUSTACHE.

Actually, the “just the mustache” look is coming back into style. The look is so hot!

I have JUST a mustache.

Mark spitz approves.

Mustache is a MUST

A nice thick(ish) mustache on a man can do wonders for his look. It can make a hot man look even hotter. And it can make an average looking (and at times a not so attractive) man look sexy as hell.

Sexy fuckers

I always liked Sam Elliott