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Ivanka Trump Fragrance

Not a parody.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 26, 2018 9:55 PM

Eau de Treason

by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2018 4:50 AM

Lé Incest Survivor

by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2018 4:57 AM

Ewww

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by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2018 4:57 AM

^reeks of vodka, Polonium, regret, and Novichok.

by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2018 9:02 PM

Nepotismé

by Anonymousreply 5July 26, 2018 9:26 PM

I smell mendacity!

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2018 9:29 PM

Now available at 7-11.

by Anonymousreply 7July 26, 2018 9:33 PM

An image of the bottle:

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by Anonymousreply 8July 26, 2018 9:34 PM

It will probably make you break into hives or give you a rash. God knows what shortcuts they took considering that cheating family.

by Anonymousreply 9July 26, 2018 9:43 PM

Top notes of freesia, Secret deodorant, Bonne Maman strawberry jam.

Midnotes: prosciutto and melon, matcha, pineapple-scented semen.

Bottom notes: Huggies baby wipes, Indonesian civet, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Anonymousreply 10July 26, 2018 9:55 PM
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