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what evver happened to DAN CORTESE

HE got a divorce after 20yrs , i always thought we would be together once his career was over. i love him . he lives in malibu not far from me

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by Anonymousreply 42June 26, 2018 2:55 PM

Hes still fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 1June 25, 2018 3:23 AM

I will also settle for older JACK SCALIA. Jackie collins boyfriend just before she died.

by Anonymousreply 2June 25, 2018 3:37 AM

OP, it is WHET ... pg 6 of the Datalounge Handbook.

by Anonymousreply 3June 25, 2018 3:55 AM

R1 Proof

by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2018 3:57 AM

Love his feets ...

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by Anonymousreply 5June 25, 2018 3:58 AM

mmmmmm

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by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2018 4:03 AM

Daddy is fiiiine!

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by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2018 4:04 AM

....

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by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2018 4:06 AM

R1 And proof provided, thanks, still very fuckable. For a time he was seemingly the only guy getting shirtless on TV, which he did lots, and I greatly appreciated it, fuck he was and still is hot

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2018 4:15 AM

What a mimbo

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2018 4:16 AM

bitch alwys had good lips and tits

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2018 4:24 AM

I loved Victoria's Closet. Funny goddamn show.

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2018 4:41 AM

*Veronica's

Veronica's Closet opening theme:

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by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2018 4:45 AM

No mention of Stefon yet?

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2018 4:54 AM

I loved his appearance on Seinfeld when he played the mimbo that George had a man crush on. He was completely willing to laugh at his image.

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2018 4:55 AM

Dan is small and VERY thin irl. He's a dreamboat otherwise. Why hasn't he had a bigger career, he's charming, funny and adorable!

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2018 5:09 AM

I was so in love with him and that MTV Sports show when I was 15.

by Anonymousreply 17June 25, 2018 5:18 AM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 18June 25, 2018 5:24 AM

Host of Beachbody THE 20s in 2016

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by Anonymousreply 19June 25, 2018 5:27 AM

Nerdy Wallace Langham was more my type.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 25, 2018 5:48 AM

Tiny ?.....hes 6" tall.

by Anonymousreply 21June 25, 2018 3:46 PM

He faded into the background on Veronica’s Closet. He made zero impression on the audience.

by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2018 3:50 PM

"Step off George, just step off"!

"Yeah George, just step off"!

by Anonymousreply 23June 25, 2018 3:58 PM

I remember him from MTV

by Anonymousreply 24June 25, 2018 4:00 PM

He definitely needs to stay away from silly hairstyles. They're not flattering to him at al.

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by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2018 4:00 PM

I prefer Dan Futterman. This Cortese Guy never registered.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 25, 2018 4:06 PM

He's not that bright

by Anonymousreply 27June 25, 2018 4:09 PM

How does he afford to live in Malibu?

by Anonymousreply 28June 25, 2018 4:12 PM

Not to hijack thread...but I had no idea Kathy Najimy was ever that skinny?!

by Anonymousreply 29June 25, 2018 4:15 PM

R13 I couldn’t watch VC even for seeing Dan. It was unfunny show.

by Anonymousreply 30June 25, 2018 4:15 PM

I liked the first intro for "Veronica's Closet" better than the later one. It was one of the rare intros to a sitcom that always made laugh ("Phyllis" is the only other one I can think of).

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by Anonymousreply 31June 25, 2018 4:19 PM

I hope he found his way back to George and they lived happily ever after.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 25, 2018 4:22 PM

R26 is the "T" silent?

by Anonymousreply 33June 25, 2018 4:28 PM

It had it's moments, r30. Dismissing two models and telling them to go to the reception area. "You can share an M&M or something".

by Anonymousreply 34June 25, 2018 4:31 PM

Its....oh dearing myself

by Anonymousreply 35June 25, 2018 4:31 PM

He really bulked up for a sitcom series whose name I can't recall. It had 'Baby" in the title. It wasn't a hit, and he was very stingy with the skin, but he never looked better.

Baby, It's You? And Baby Makes Three?

by Anonymousreply 36June 25, 2018 4:32 PM

True, r7.

The '90s were not good for beefcake. They had BAYWATCH, but the camera was almost always on David Hasselhoff if on a male.

Eeew!

by Anonymousreply 37June 25, 2018 5:11 PM

All I remember of VC was Wallace Langham saying weird things in interviews about playing a gay character. He wants us all to know that he’s ACTING and that in reality he’s a FULL BLOWN LADY LOVING HETRASEXSHALL.

by Anonymousreply 38June 25, 2018 5:22 PM

I remember how bulked up Cortese looked when he did Melrose place--he looked like his chest was fully as deep as his shoulders were broad.

He was an odd actor--appealing in comedy, but not actually very funny. He would have been great for romcom roles when they needed a likeable hottie for the love interest, but he never made it that far.

by Anonymousreply 39June 25, 2018 5:30 PM

He was hot as hell in The Lottery

by Anonymousreply 40June 25, 2018 5:36 PM

His man hole opens like a flower and wraps itself round ones tongue in a most butch way.

THE MAN HAS CONTROL

by Anonymousreply 41June 26, 2018 4:34 AM

Did he ever escort? Does he lives with a sugardaddy?

by Anonymousreply 42June 26, 2018 2:55 PM
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