Have You Ever Come Across A Fat Guy With A Huge Cock?

There is a Russian guy in my town. Huge fat bear, humongous fat cock.

I like big dudes with huge cocks. I'm small and the size contrast alone makes me cum as soon as they penetrate me.

Of course I prefer fit-fat/stocky, nobody wants an unwashed slob, but there are big dudes with big cocks, for sure.

My local nudist beach often has at least one trashy obese bear with a surprisingly large flaccid penis.

[quote] My local nudist beach often has at least one trashy obese bear with a surprisingly large flaccid penis.

And I am disgusted! I do declare, it just FELL into my open mouth! How tacky!

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me.

I was a scrawny-necked clerk tagging along to the bar after work. While I was too young to drink or snort cocaine, my work group had me watching the restroom door so they could split an eighth.

In shuffled Brian. Brian's was a tall, obese, hairy nerd who tortured his futures desk with his mouth and his farts. We didn't get along because I knew math and he didn't. Anyway, I coughed into the bathroom, signaling company as I entered. A flock of floor clerks burst out of the stalls. Brian waddled in and asked what I was doing in a bar - like it's his business. I needed a bathroom.

Brian chose the VERY NEXT urinal because he was socially retarded, repugnant. He slipped his fat mitt down that body and sorted through his pants. That was just sad, but then he pulled out a sea cucumber. I was freaking out over the third limb unloading piss next to me while he was threatening to tell my boss his under-aged clerk was in a bar. I couldn't hear him because of the noise his dick was making blasting piss onto porcelain.

Life is so unfair. That fat pig was tall and HUGE. Still wouldn't fuck. Ever.

I wish I could find a guy who looked like this and was hung.

I gained an inch of cock when I went on a diet and fitness kick.

R5 👍👍👍

Yes I've met one. Tall hairy bear, fitfat on the side of fat. His dick was literally the thickness of a soda can and over 8 inches. A bottom lol.

i hooked up with an ex-army guy who might be described as fit-fat at best but boasted an obelisk when we got back to his place. average looks and stocky, but conceited due to his endowment. oh, well.

I don't care if they're nice, I just want a big beefy fuck to slam me and fuck the load out of my sweaty nut bag!

I always hear about bear can/pop can sized dicks, how come I've never seen one in porn?

I felt bad for him. I was totally bad at getting him off. I just couldn't handle it. I had to sit on his face in the end. That did it, but I almost apologized after. I wonder what sex is like for him actually. I can't be the only one who couldn't do anything with it. Seriously, incidents like this are what make me not be a size queen. I'll take a 5-6, maybe 7" incher any day. Anything else, not open for business.

There must be some beercan cock porn out there. Maybe a cock that fat is less marketable. It's certainly less useful. I know. I tried.

No. Far more likely the fat guys have little pecker issues than anything else. Always trying to compensate for it with annoying personalities.

You can find guys like that on pornhub. Esp solo j.o. where you can really see their cocks and how big they are..

Just do a search for fat daddy or horse hung bear.

r6 a younger (and likely taller) version of that works at the front desk of my gym. you should come rustle your caftan suggestively.

Daniel Franzese in Looking appeared to be hung like a horse.

There's a guy at my gym. Extremely handsome bear. Think Mel Gibson circa 1990 with a few extra pounds. I caught a glimpse of his dick the other day and flaccid it was hanging halfway down his leg.

YES!!!

Oh wait. I thought you said "humiliatingly small," not "huge."

I knew a chubby guy with something resembling a Vienna sausage swinging suggestively as he walked.

r17, not real, but thanks for playing.

I hooked up with two guys recently who had the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen. I’m talking pinky-sized at best. OP’s guy would be a relief.

R18, gym address?

R11 I will submit for your consideration straight male porn stars : Michael Knight, Jon Dough, Champ (Josh Logan gay porn) - John Snavely IRL, Peter North, Billy Glyde ( rip) , Barry Scott (close), Mark Ashley, Jessy Jones , Brandon Iron (o' Canada <3) , Nick Nude, …….. umm let me think Ray Victory , Shane Diesel.

My favorites are Mike Adriano , Jordan Ash, and Andrew Andretti.

Maybe watch some solo porn if fraus bother u ?

I can’t get past the belly.

Nope

[QUOTE] claiming to be bear -- he was more fat than hairy. Anyway,

Dear, 98% of gay men who claim to be 'bears' are just fat old messes with titties and superfluous body hair.

Chunky Dominican dude with a beercan dick.

And he knew what to do with it. We had us some fun we did.

R28, Mary!