I'm the awful blonde wig on Lureen's head towards the end of the movie.
Let's be Brokeback Mountain
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 19, 2018 5:40 PM |
I’m the rose. I get stemmed.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 22, 2018 5:47 AM |
I'm Jakey getting plowed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 22, 2018 5:49 AM |
I'm the tears shed by Alma after she sees Jack and Ennis kissing.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 22, 2018 5:51 AM |
I'm the beans they are always eating---and the stench they create in that moldy old canvas tent.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 22, 2018 5:51 AM |
I'm annoying brat Alma Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 22, 2018 5:55 AM |
I'll be the passion in the kisses they shared. Reminds me so much of my 1st lover..damn hot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 22, 2018 5:59 AM |
I'll be the complete lack of preparation the first time they had sex.
Are we thinking pinky cock or gaping hole?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 22, 2018 6:27 AM |
I'm the thing that ruins this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 22, 2018 6:29 AM |
I'm Alma's neglected pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 22, 2018 6:35 AM |
I'm Jack's sore bumhole.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 22, 2018 6:40 AM |
I’m the dead body with the penis torn off.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 22, 2018 8:30 AM |
I'm the penis with the dead body torn off.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 22, 2018 9:07 AM |
I'm the shirt hanging in the closet
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 22, 2018 9:12 AM |
I'm Going to Mexico, code word for gay sex...never...even in El Paso.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 22, 2018 9:16 AM |
I'm the Basque shepherder who has found a way to make all this pay while the Anglos go broke.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 22, 2018 9:35 AM |
I'm Ennis's lack of knowledge on how to quit Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 22, 2018 9:42 AM |
I'm the sad, wise, exultant guitar, refrain after refrain.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 22, 2018 9:57 AM |
I'm the fireworks at the fair. I am both literal and metaphorical.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 22, 2018 9:57 AM |
I’m Jake’s nude stand in. Heath was game to show it all but Jake was a scarcely cat. Years later we are still waiting to see the goods. I guess we will never.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 22, 2018 10:14 AM |
I'm the wafer thin E. Annie Proulx novella that inspired the blockbuster Brokedick Mountain.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 22, 2018 10:30 AM |
I’m the handful of words these two lovebirds say to each other throughout the whole movie.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 22, 2018 10:39 AM |
I'm the faintest smoke and mountain sage and salty sweet stink of Jack but there was no real scent, only the memory of it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 22, 2018 10:40 AM |
I forgot about the r11 r12 part. Now I'm the DL poster who hates the movie even more.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 22, 2018 1:03 PM |
[quote]I’m Jake’s nude stand in. Heath was game to show it all but Jake was a scarcely cat. Years later we are still waiting to see the goods. I guess we will never.
I remember reading somewhere years ago, Jake talking about how he intended never to "show the dick" in any movie he was in. I don't remember where, but it was probably around the time of the Arena Plus Homme photo spread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 22, 2018 1:06 PM |
Did this pic make it into the magazine? It's from that shoot.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 22, 2018 1:08 PM |
I am the deafening somber silence of the audience at the end of the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 22, 2018 1:20 PM |
I’m Moonlight I’m a much lesser film and the filmmakers won’t even acknowledge it as a gay film. Still I won the Best Picture Oscar. Meanwhile Brokeback was beat by Crash. Did you hear me ?
Fucking (((((((((( CRASH )))))))))) !!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 22, 2018 1:50 PM |
I'm Lureen's asshole father who wishes his little princess didn't marry that failed bullrider Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 22, 2018 1:51 PM |
I am every tear shed and every heart broken, the fear and frustration...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 22, 2018 2:16 PM |
I´m Anne Hathaway and I deserve an Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 22, 2018 2:20 PM |
I'm Jake's hole. Either I've been pre-lubing for 30 minutes, or I've been really stretched out or Heath has a microscopic peen because there is no way that that sex scene could happen as it was portrayed on screen.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 22, 2018 2:39 PM |
Did any of Crash's characters get beaten to death with a tire iron or, if r11 and r12 aren't making shit up, have his dick cut off?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 22, 2018 3:04 PM |
I don’t get it The gay bashed old man was supposed to show why zen is was so afraid of being openly gay.
No, r33. But Sandra Bullock did hug her Hispanic maid thus making the world a better place.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 22, 2018 3:09 PM |
R32. You forgot the spit.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 22, 2018 3:10 PM |
"Zen," r34?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 22, 2018 3:10 PM |
I am Jack Nasty!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 22, 2018 3:16 PM |
I'm Linda Cardellini, girls don't fall in love with fun!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 22, 2018 3:21 PM |
Shame she didn't have a bigger career, too.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 22, 2018 3:21 PM |
I'm Randy Quaid. People forget I was in the movie. It was the last movie I did before I went absolutely batshit crazy. This movie drove me to make that sex tape where I have sex with my wife in front of the dog.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 22, 2018 3:23 PM |
[quote]Shame she didn't have a bigger career, too.
She had Jason Segel's big dick in her. She had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 22, 2018 3:25 PM |
I'm Annie Proulx. The whole story came out of my sex starved brain because I walked into a bar and saw two cowboys sitting at the bar together and of course, being the frau that I am, just assumed it was a gay relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 22, 2018 3:26 PM |
I’m not Jack Twist.
I’m Jack NASTY!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 22, 2018 3:27 PM |
I wish I could watch it again, just for fact-checking purposes, but I can't. I just can't.
FWIW, I was only able to rewatch the scenes in Crash with Matt Dillon, Ryan Phillippe, or Loretta Devine.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 22, 2018 3:30 PM |
I'm the dead sheep that got ripped open by wolves while those guys were busy screwing around.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 22, 2018 3:31 PM |
r13 You hit the nail on the head, that scene MADE the movie. Also, the one prior to it when Ennis is talking to the parents. The father was a shit, but mom knew and was sympathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 22, 2018 3:40 PM |
I’m the ex-boyfriend of Alma jr that Ennis is so curious about. We meet again at Alma’s wedding. Well one thing leads to another. I go back to his trailer and he fucks the hell out of me. Eventually we move to outside Dallas and open a Bed and Breakfast. He forgets all about a jack and I give his shirt to Goodwill.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 22, 2018 5:29 PM |
Whose dick got cut off?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 22, 2018 5:30 PM |
One of the old gays lovers that zen is is talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 22, 2018 5:34 PM |
Who is "zen"?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 22, 2018 5:40 PM |
[quote]I'm Annie Proulx. The whole story came out of my sex starved brain because I walked into a bar and saw two cowboys sitting at the bar together and of course, being the frau that I am, just assumed it was a gay relationship.
lol. I remember those interviews of Proulx bitching about all the fan fiction that was sent to her. To be fair some of the fan fiction that I read online was awful. I remember a AU type fanfic where Jack didn't die, but left Lureen and the son. Years later finds out he has AIDS and the son tracks him down as Lureen also has AIDS is dying. It was so melodramatic and it was taken down off fanfiction.net quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 23, 2018 4:13 AM |
I'm the hideous smock that Alma wears at her grocery store job.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 23, 2018 4:21 AM |
I'm an elderly Tony Curtis, publicly excoriating the film even though I will admit before I die I have been fucked by many men.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 23, 2018 4:45 AM |
I’m king i’ the roooooad
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 23, 2018 4:49 AM |
I am the initial earthquake that broke the mountains back which created the movie. I am the alpha of the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 23, 2018 4:52 AM |
I'm the incessant guitar strumming.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 23, 2018 4:54 AM |
When I type Ennis somehow autocorrects to zen. Just now it changed to Dennis.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 23, 2018 4:58 AM |
Maybe Dennis will appear in the sequel. He will be a new Character. He is great Irish lover.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 23, 2018 5:01 AM |
“I can’t quit you, zen.”
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 23, 2018 5:19 AM |
I'm Alma, and no.... not every bride is beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 23, 2018 5:33 AM |
I'm borderline sexy Rodeo Clown, rejecting Jake's advances.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 23, 2018 5:46 AM |
I am the cow dung on Jakes left boot.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 23, 2018 5:57 AM |
I'm the over-the-top acting by Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway. We ruined the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 23, 2018 10:07 AM |
I’m a lie. Whenever Ennis calls to find out what happened to Jack whose wife lies about how he died. We will never know the reason why.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 23, 2018 10:59 AM |
Or what really happened.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 23, 2018 11:01 AM |
I'm the fundie people of Wyoming who weren't amused that Brokeback Mountain was set in their state.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 23, 2018 11:12 AM |
I'm the married, straight, Chinese director directing a cast of straight actors in a movie that includes a scene of two American cowboys fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 23, 2018 11:24 AM |
I want to see that married fuckbuddy nail jack nasty in his boss’s Cabin.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 23, 2018 11:28 AM |
I’m a hunch. I have a hunch if Jake really is gay he probably fell in love with Heath. Who wouldn’t ? That is most likely why he didn’t comment on his death like any other movie costar would. He was too upset.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 23, 2018 11:28 AM |
R70 this is the second gay movie Ang Lee has done.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 23, 2018 11:30 AM |
But the first one was about Chinese people.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 23, 2018 11:34 AM |
Maybe the butt fucking scene wasn’t totally realistic I don’t think anyone faults Lee’s direction. I have read that Jake and Heath didn’t think he was supportive enough.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 23, 2018 11:42 AM |
I'm Alma's distracting lisp.
Sadly, I am not an acting choice.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 23, 2018 12:00 PM |
[quote]When I type Ennis somehow autocorrects to zen.
Why I turn autocorrect off the minute I get a new device.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 23, 2018 2:03 PM |
I'm the uncut dick-cheese that was all the lube necessary!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 23, 2018 2:30 PM |
I'm the casting director who was smart enough to cast two real life homosexuals in the leads!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 23, 2018 2:32 PM |
I'm the million dollar lawsuit that Randy Quaid lost.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 23, 2018 2:35 PM |
I'm the most needed.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 23, 2018 2:36 PM |
I'm Alma's latest gay husband.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 23, 2018 2:36 PM |
I'm one of the countless gay men who grew up closeted in rural America, working our families' land, playing high school football, marrying young, fathering children. I didn't leave for the big city like my more flamboyant brethren, so I had to drive 100 miles to the nearest theater or else wait for the wife to go to sleep before turning on HBO and seeing myself depicted accurately onscreen for the first time.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 23, 2018 2:47 PM |
I'm the Thanksgiving dinner's scene at Jack's house.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 23, 2018 3:21 PM |
R83 types r83.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 23, 2018 3:23 PM |
I'm the heartbreaking tears streaming down Jack's face as he leaves brokeback mountain, looking at Ennis in his rearview mirror
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 23, 2018 3:31 PM |
I'm the fish that Ennis never brought from his fishing trips.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 23, 2018 7:15 PM |
I'm the purse that Alma clutches after she catches Ennis necking with Jack Nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 23, 2018 7:24 PM |
I'm the most words that Ennis has spoken in a year.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 23, 2018 7:38 PM |
I'd hardly consider that drawing at R60 a tribute.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 23, 2018 7:39 PM |
Is it true Damon passed on one of the lead roles? And which one if true?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 23, 2018 8:01 PM |
I'm Jack's father-in-law, who isn't going to take that kind of shit from a faggot like that. I will bide my time and then bash his brains in myself.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 23, 2018 8:22 PM |
R91, I'm Matt Damon and I passed on playing Ennis because I'd already done a gay movie (The Talented Mr. Ripley) and a cowboy movie (Rounders). I'm not too bright. Other actors who got cold feet or were turned down are Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Hartnett, Mark Wahlberg, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Colin Farrell and Billy Crudup.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 23, 2018 8:35 PM |
I'm Lashawn and I have no idea why my husband is at his boss's cabin on most weekends.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 23, 2018 8:41 PM |
"I'm Jake's hole. Either I've been pre-lubing for 30 minutes, or I've been really stretched out"
I'm a loose screw who knows thing or two about Brokeback Mounting.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 23, 2018 8:42 PM |
I'm Dennis Quaid's brother. Everybody said I played crazy so well in this movie, but I didn't think my character was crazy at all.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 23, 2018 8:44 PM |
I'm the fishing pole that never got used.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 23, 2018 8:52 PM |
I'm Lureen's tacky country inspired office outfit. The outfit was used to show how Lureen wasn't poor like Alma who worked at a grocery store wearing a smock.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 23, 2018 8:52 PM |
I'm Ennis' chewing tobacco that has other 'dipping' properties.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 23, 2018 8:57 PM |
I'm the kid eagerly waiting for her father to pick her up at her mother's house, only to see him arrive with his new girlfriend in the car.
:-( I liked that Jack guy better.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 23, 2018 9:58 PM |
I am the viewer who thought that the entire movie was ridiculously overrated and who rolled his eyes at the gays who became all SJW-ish, gnashing their teeth and wailing (and continuing to do so), because it didn’t get the Best Picture Oscar (and lost to CRASH, no less – a movie with POC in it!).
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 23, 2018 10:31 PM |
Like Call Me By Your Name, I’m a beautiful piece of filmmaking that is inexplicably dismissed by contrarians.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 23, 2018 10:34 PM |
I'm hoping R101's rolling eyes roll all the way into permanent blindness.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 23, 2018 10:47 PM |
I'm the smokes in Ennis' shirt that Alma rues for foiling her plot to prevent that night's motel porking.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 23, 2018 11:38 PM |
I'm the final scene's two keepsake shirts, sold for $101,100 on eBay.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 24, 2018 12:11 AM |
I'm Kate O'Mara, as "Alma Jr" (oy).
I'm less famous and apparently far less crazy than my sister, Rooney.
Some people find my scenes at the end with my dad, Ennis, very touching.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 24, 2018 12:29 AM |
I am Jack's closet where Ennis finds the shirts entwined. I am obviously symbolic.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 24, 2018 1:14 AM |
I'm the boots that Jack wore, the only piece of clothing he had on when he bended down by the river, washing his clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 24, 2018 2:06 AM |
I'm Gyllenhall's undouched ass that gets fucked in the tent without any warning or prep. Jack NASTY indeed!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 24, 2018 2:35 AM |
I'm the obvious lack of sexual chemistry between the two male leads.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 24, 2018 2:37 AM |
I'm the sexual chemistry Jake DID have with the guy who played "Randy".
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 24, 2018 2:38 AM |
I'm my well-meaning but clueless lesbian (welll, mostly bi-) friend who liked the movie, except for "that rape scene in the tent."
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 24, 2018 3:21 AM |
R108 "bended" - Oh, dear.
R112 THAT WAS NOT RAPE.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 24, 2018 5:36 AM |
R112 is right, Jack started the intimate touching....he definitely wanted Ennis. I got the feeling, if jack hadn't made a move........Ennis probably never would have, he was very shy.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 24, 2018 10:46 AM |
The obsession with male douching was decades in the future at that point, r109, undoubtedly waiting to spring from your virgin hiney-hole of a mind in what, the 1990s?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 24, 2018 11:39 AM |
R110, would you have had sexual chemistry with Heath Ledger?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 24, 2018 11:40 AM |
I'm Alma's unappreciative asshole!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 24, 2018 6:31 PM |
I'm Ang Lee who gets disrespected by R73 here and also by Mr Washee Washee at 1.00 in this hilarious battle of wills—
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 25, 2018 5:59 AM |
Fudgepack Mountain!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 25, 2018 7:27 AM |
r119 is the fudge.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 25, 2018 8:26 PM |
I'm the frau that took Madysn and Dakota to see this movie because I thought it was the start of a 70s revival of such classics as Born Free and Grizzly Adams.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 25, 2018 8:36 PM |
I'm the goddamn parka.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 28, 2018 4:58 AM |
I’m the truck mirror that Jack shaves at, while eyeballing that stranger behind me.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 28, 2018 8:02 AM |
I'm the electric carving knife. I fill the awkward silence with my nifty buzzing sounds.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 28, 2018 2:44 PM |
I’m the tv that takes a beating while Jack and his asshole father-in-law ruin a special meal.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 29, 2018 2:44 PM |
[quote]I'm less famous and apparently far less crazy than my sister, Rooney.
Oh, shut up big sister. At least I have Oscar nominations. Your movie career tanked lol.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 19, 2018 4:27 PM |
I'm the name Alma. Did you know that I mean "soul" in Spanish?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 19, 2018 5:36 PM |
I´m all the pc straight people who HAD to tell me they´d seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 19, 2018 5:40 PM |