Kansas Man, 23, Charged For Lewd Tailpipe Tryst
JUNE 20--A Kansas man was charged today with lewd and lascivious behavior for his repeated attempts to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile, according to court records.
Ryan Malek, 23, was named in a Municipal Court complaint accusing him of exposing himself with the intent of arousing or gratifying “sexual desires.” Malek has been summoned to appear in court on July 19 to answer the criminal charge.
Pictured above, Malek, cops say, was intoxicated when he sought to tryst with a vehicle on May 1 in Newton, a city 25 miles north of Wichita.
Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police.
Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers. Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.
The criminal complaint lists six witnesses who reportedly saw Malek trying to have sex with the tailpipe. Malek’s rap sheet includes arrests for marijuana possession and aggravated assault.
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Auto-eroticism is illegal ?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | June 23, 2018 2:06 AM
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Was the tailpipe male or female? Hope he lubed it up.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 21, 2018 5:18 AM
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[quote]... continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers.
“You pigs stop cock-blocking me and get your own car!”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 21, 2018 6:13 AM
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Miss Tailpipe, where are OUR hashtag and support groups? Call me!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 21, 2018 7:13 AM
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Well it could've been worse, at least he wasn't in the vicinity of any sheep or horses.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 21, 2018 7:17 AM
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To allow the car to remain anonymous, police will not release its make and model.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 21, 2018 7:52 AM
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Well to defend his honor, the tailpipe WAS presenting hole.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 21, 2018 7:57 AM
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Wasn't this an episode of My Strange Addiction?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 21, 2018 10:50 AM
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Any of you queens thinking what I am thinking?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | June 21, 2018 11:01 AM
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Seriously - is the world actually producing more freaks than ever, or is it just that we hear about them more now?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 21, 2018 11:21 AM
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How did this not happen in Florida?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 21, 2018 3:21 PM
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Right r16? Kansas is now the armpit that other states used to be. Thank you Meth, Heroin, and bad governorship! It is estimated Kansas will remain this way for at least 10 years. Longer if the state government and tax funding are not fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 23, 2018 2:02 AM
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Proof that there are some men who will literally fuck anything.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 23, 2018 2:04 AM
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We need three threads about this? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 23, 2018 2:06 AM
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