How do you remove penis shaft hair safely?

Try a nose hair trimmer.

Waxing.

Tweezers

A scythe does wonders if wielded properly.

You'll need a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn, and a slipper as pure as gold.

Impeachment.

A small electric razor that women use on their vag.

Shaving with your Mach III razor does the trick easily and without irritation. Use shaving cream by all means until your skin adjusts. Then you can do it in the shower with water and maybe some soap if needed.

No electric razors on your dick.

I use clippers.

Hair on the penis is a thing?

Sheesh

Singe them? It's fast and heals quickly.

Why the fuss? I just make my dick hard after a shower, stroke on some soup, then shave it (gently) with my Gillette Fusions razor. I don't have much hair, but it keeps the overall package looking good.

Yeah, it has to be hard if you're going to shave it.

R13 Cream of mushroom or tomato?

Use a blowtorch.

It has to be hard for waxing too, but I’m not sure. The skin on the shaft is much thicker than a woman’s vagina and we get waxed all the time. A bad one left me bleeding from long cuts once. That was the European Wax center. There are many, many places who are excellent with waxing for both us men and women. Just don’t try it on your own. I hope you can see all the jokesters here. I hope you’re near LA. Don’t end up in the hospital and don’t go near razors or “chemicals” or pretty much anything.

Is there a particular ethnic group that has hairy cock? I can't say I've ever encountered one.

A blowtorch??

R6 WINNER!

Dont be such a puss, use Tweezers. Eventually they will never come back, problem solved.

I want to marry you, R5

The art of threading

Threadding is stupid painful and a total Frau fad. Just tweezer them out for free.

Besides, when you slowly rip them out like that, you are more likely to leave more of the root which will grow back. Hence the repeat sessions for life. Its a salon gold mine.

The hair follicle is slightly elevated on mine. If I try and shave it cuts skin no matter if I am hard or stretch the skin. It is not fun and then I have to wait for a long time for it to heal because I do not want a cut getting exposed to who knows what.

Nair

Duck tape.

Mallard or teal?

Electrolysis, of course.

OP, as you're an elder gay you're probably paying for your trick anyway. It doesn't matter if your penis shaft is hairy.

you get them stuck between your trick’s teeth, doy.