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Ohio man accused of trying to seduce a teenage boy with Pasta

In Maruna’s possession were a Tupperware container of chicken Alfredo, two bottles of Sprite, Astroglide, Vaseline, an iPhone, a MacBook, and Zip drives. Wonder if the pasta was strained?

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by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2018 9:21 AM

He really should cut back on carbs.

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2018 8:04 AM

This proves once and for all that you cannot ascertain someone's sexual orientation by looking at him.

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2018 8:21 AM

He has no trace of a face, it’s a blob.

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2018 8:27 AM

Chicken Alfredo does not deserve to be called pasta.

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2018 8:35 AM

Entrapment is still legal?

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2018 9:10 AM

DL is already on it, OP:

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by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2018 9:18 AM

He needs one of those Biore nose strips, but for his whole face.

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2018 9:21 AM
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