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The most strange, nonsensical music videos of all time

I nominate Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclispe of the Heart music video.

What it is even about? A milf teacher getting banged by the teenage boarders?

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by Anonymousreply 29June 20, 2018 2:58 PM

Turn around, tight ass . . .

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2018 4:28 AM

This should clarify all uncertainties.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2018 4:30 AM

Linni Meister's "My Ass" - the video is filled with ads for horror film "Dead Snow" (about nazi zombies). I'm not sure what the connection between the video and the movie is.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2018 4:39 AM

That video is so hot.

Bonnie hated it.

I *loved* it as a young gayling. So many hot guys, so sexy when their shirts blow open...

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2018 4:40 AM

Bring it, bitches.

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by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2018 4:43 AM

"PONPONPON" performed by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

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by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2018 4:56 AM

Soft Cell, "Tainted Love" - strange, creepy

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by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2018 5:00 AM

Cyndi Lauper The Goonies 'r' Good Enough

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by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2018 5:12 AM

I would like to see anyone explain Bonnie Tyler's career and talent.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2018 5:19 AM

Rod Stewart with tits, R9.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2018 5:46 AM

I am wins!

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by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2018 6:42 AM

A new star for the Lil Peep, Lil Poop and XXXdeadwhocares fans!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2018 6:43 AM

ELECTRONIC. SUPERSONIC.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2018 6:44 AM

Ooojalaaa

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by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2018 6:46 AM

Winny Puhh!

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by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2018 6:53 AM

Safety Dance

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by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2018 6:59 AM

this one's an oldie but a greatie featuring hot beyond words steven bauer

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by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2018 7:06 AM

This video is like an episode of the original Degrassi. It still makes me laugh.

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by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2018 7:23 AM

I love this song but the video with the K pop boy band trying to look tough is absurd

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by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2018 7:26 AM

Queen - It's a Hard Life. Silly even for Queen.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2018 11:01 AM

Justified and Ancient (Stand By The JAMs) - The KLF with Tammy Wynette

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by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2018 11:08 AM

Bachelorette by Björk

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2018 11:13 AM

Yeasayer madder red WTF

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2018 11:17 AM

Now I know I am right to have never clicked or seriously asked the young ins in my family about K-Pop. I got through nineteen seconds of the video at reply 19. I've cringed up a kidney.

by Anonymousreply 24June 20, 2018 11:31 AM

Beautiful City of Mine.....

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by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2018 12:55 PM

R4 Love it when the guys are dancing and kicking legs straight up in the air. Wanted to rip those shorts off. Most homoerotic video.

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2018 1:00 PM

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 27June 20, 2018 2:26 PM

I win?

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by Anonymousreply 28June 20, 2018 2:40 PM

There are so many ridiculous videos, especially from those halcyon years of the music video '81-'91, it's hard to know where to begin. Here's one of my favorite nonsensical videos: "Dynamite" by Jermaine Jackson. I mean, I get it: it's about a prison break. But, um, why??? And why are the guards all female/the prisoners all male? And why do the guards dance along with the inmates on the early choruses if they're supposed to be capturing them? And whaddup with the balletic grand jetés by the inmates? Is this Rikers or the Bolshoi??

My favorite moment is the fat lady doing that little tap move at about 3:32.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 20, 2018 2:58 PM
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