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The artificial phallus -- the dildo -- is very far from a new invention. In fact, the oldest known example dates about 30,000 years ago. Archaeologists gave it, and its kind, the euphemistic name of "ice-age batons."
"Looking at the size, shape, and—some cases—explicit symbolism of the ice age batons, it seems disingenuous to avoid the most obvious and straightforward interpretation. But it has been avoided."- TIMOTHY TAYLOR, ARCHAEOLOGIST
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 8, 2020 2:17 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 18, 2018 1:50 AM |
they make me WET
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 18, 2018 1:57 AM |
"Archaeologists gave it, and its kind, the euphemistic name of "ice-age batons."
It's the first time the phrases "Getting my rocks off" and "I'm gonna get seriously stoned" were uttered.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 18, 2018 1:59 AM |
I’m sure those dildos gave women quite the yeast infection.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 18, 2018 2:04 AM |
There is even record of Julius Caesar giving Cleopatra an elaborately carved, gold inlaid penis "sculpture."
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 18, 2018 2:12 AM |
We used bone marrow as lube.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 18, 2018 2:16 AM |
I'm quite certain that most of those dildos spent their time up men's asses as opposed to women's vag
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 18, 2018 2:18 AM |
"most of those dildos spent their time up men's asses"
So, you can get blood from a stone.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 18, 2018 2:22 AM |
[quote]Archaeologists gave it, and its kind, the euphemistic name of "ice-age batons".
"She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was an ice-age baton. And THAT is the night the lights went out in Georgia!"
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 18, 2018 3:33 AM |
It and I were ROCK HARD!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 18, 2018 3:36 AM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 29, 2018 5:23 PM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 2, 2019 4:01 AM |
Considering the average age of DL, I assume several of you elderwhores can tell us if they were any good.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 2, 2019 4:07 AM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 5, 2019 2:36 PM |
That needle dick cracks me up. I mean, what's the point? And whoever rode that green one had one HUNGRY fucking hole. Imagine being the first male cave dweller in human history with a prolapsed butt because you rode your gigantic stone dildo too hard and too often? What an honour.
[quote]There are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities.
This quote made me laugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2019 2:45 PM |
All artificial phalluses are not dildos. Most are symbolic and can be tiny (Thailand) or ginormous (Japan, India, Hell's Kitchen). The latter are for gapey holes that infest HK.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 5, 2019 2:55 PM |
DILDORAMA
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 5, 2019 3:20 PM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 11, 2019 3:27 AM |
😄 r13
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 8, 2020 2:17 AM |
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