Celebrities who are really good-looking but zero sex appeal

Let me think...

who is that OP?

Speaking for myself, and I am unanimous in this, I think Arms is sexy. His and Harrison's bitch boy slap fight in a car on Reaper was fun.

Tom Cruise

Matthew Bomer.

I second Matt Bomer

Brad Pitt

Henry Cavill

I third Matt Bomer.

Taylor Lautner

Don Lemon

I fourth Matt Bomer. Pretty, but zero sex appeal.

Tom Cruise, too. And Rob Lowe. Even that sex video didn't give him sex appeal. Matt Dillon, on the other hand... that deep voice got me hard.

Tom Cruise owns this thread.

Ronald Reagan

Never really good-looking, r13. Shame on you for desecrating this thread with its image.

Anthony Perkins

Zayn

Morris Chestnut. Very good looking, technically "hot." But for some reason he comes across as if he's be a dispassionate drab lover - to men or women.

a young Ben Affleck

Taylor Swift is a very pretty girl and has zero sex appeal.

Great choice, R19.

Kendall Jenner

Tom Cruise Brad Pitt Armie Hammer Timothée Chalamet Elvis Presley George Clooney Leonardo DiCaprio Jared Leto David Beckham Matt Bomer

R19 TS is a pretty girl? What a joke!

Matt Bomer owns this thread. Very pretty. Nice ass. OK actor. Dull as dishwater. Nice to look out but zero sex appeal.

Another vote for Henry Cavill. He does nothing whatsoever for me. Not a twitch.

And yes, Matt Bomer is a snooze.

Armie Hammer, though? Yum.

I’d suck Amrie off days and nights

Unless he's playing Loki, Tom Hiddleston. All the sex appeal of a Muppet.

Robert Redford - Handsome, but so bland

Olivia de Havilland

Chris Pratt.

[quote]Chris Pratt.

Not even a little, teeny-tiny bit good-looking.

[quote] This guy

OP that is one of the wonderful things about this world, beauty and sex appeal are not a universally agreed upon thing. Imagine if every one agreed on sex appeal, only a few special people would be desirable and the rest of us dregs of society would be worthless. Not quite sure why you feel what you desire is more important than what others desire, but I for one would knock you on your ass in a split second if you were in my way of getting to Arnie Hammer.

R31 agreed

OP , you fucking retard, how dare you say Armie isn't sexy. FF'ed asshole.

[quote]Timothée Chalamet

Riiiiight, Mary Mona Sue.

Oh honeystanbooboo, I would never get in the way of that. Why would I hover around this bland, uneducated, ageing ex-prettyboy.

Julie Andrews

Colin Firth. Even in the Mr. Darcy days.

January Jones. Like technically she has all the ingredients of a “hot” girl. Blonde, nice face, nice body. But she’s cold & bland & has zero sex appeal.

Nicole Kidman.

Jodie Foster

I’ve heard straight men say that Audrey Hepburn never had sex appeal. Katharine Hepburn, though, apparently had it in spades.

Pietro Boselli looks good on paper.

R38 - I couldn't disagree with you more. He's not even my type but that man exudes sex.

R41 Lesbian here. Jodie foster has major sex appeal imo

R27, I do not find Tom Hiddleston goodlooking at all.

Good looking and sex appeal never really went hand in hand.

Benedict Cumberbatch

r47 Are u crazy. Behold

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I find Colin Firth very very sexy. That mouth!

I can only add to the Matt Bomer chorus. He is very pretty and has one glazed, zombie-like expression.

I saw a trailer for the latest Mission Impossible. Tom Cruise is getting too old to talk about.

Hugh Jackman

Brad Pitt was hot once, but he’s been around for decades.

I don't agree about Zayn, he is good looking and sexy.

George Clooney--he is very handsome, but I've never found him "hot".

The drugs are destroying Zayn's limited hotness very rapidly.

Zayn was the best looking AND hottest one in the band. Too bad drugs have destroyed him. He’s gonna join club 27 soon.

Another vote for Hugh Jackman. Blandly Handsome but not sexy in the slightest.

I thought Hugh was sexy in his younger days. Not so much anymore, though still handsome.

Ken.

This creature in CMBYN. Beautiful to look at but no sex appeal whatsoever

Excellent choices, all. May I add The Rock?

The rock is an ugly man. Fugly

Agreed, R62. Maybe for the prepubescent crowd.

R19 Taylor Swift looks and has the lanky body of Elf on a Shelf.

Only on DL is Matt Bomer a "celebrity." You ladies never fail to crack me up.

Tom Cruise easily owns this thread. Even in his younger/hotter days, he never turned me on. There always seemed to be something off about him, even before the Scientology and couch jumping.

Idris Elba and John Hamm. Did not see what the fuss was about,

Cary Grant used to own this thread.

Ryan fkin Reynolds OWNS this thread

Ryan has a very very small dick. Only 5 inch fully erect

Something has happen to Matt Bomer's face. Its like too skinny or something now. Actually its been like this for like the past 5 yrs or so. And something about his expression; he almost looks soulless.

5 inch is not VERY VERY small.

Emma Watson.

I second Hiddleston - zero interest unless he's Loki. Have to differ on Colin Firth - sexy as hell.

I have to stifle a yawn and a sigh every time I look at Emma Watson.

The Duchess of Sussex

Jessica alba. Stunning beauty, but i can tell she would be a wood plank in bed, grossed out by anything beyond missionary. And even that's pushing it.

I saw Armie this afternoon walking on 8th avenue in New York with another guy. He was scruffy and wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap but it was obviously him. Yes, little sex appeal.

R73 is VERY VERY small.

Harry What's-his-name? From One Direction. Boring 😪

Armie Hammer is hot to death and very sexy.

Brad Pitt has the personality of a robot. I've never found him particularly alluring.

Terrence Howard has the raw machismo of a butch Little Richard.

Nick Jonas was born to be a power bottom. Like Taylor Lautner. Leading man, top guy material? Gurl please.. 😐

Poor Armie Hammer, the OP above is the second person to see him in person this week and call him not sexy at all.

Oh shit; Anonymous in Kansas City. It's back?

Shemar Moore. He is beautiful for sure, but never come across as sexy. I'm sure the fraus would disagree though.

Bwahaha.. good one bitch R83.

I'm watching you 👀

Rob Lowe is very handsome, but doesn't move me at all.

Dylan Minnette

Anyone who doesn't think George Clooney is sexy never saw the movie he did with Jennifer Lopez, Out of Sight. That trunk scene was scorching.

The young Ben Affleck owns this thread, I never thought he was sexy he looked ordinary, like someone from accounting or HR.

Tom Brady, Lucky Vanous, Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman.

Matt Damon and Hugh Dancy...except in his younger days..he had sex appeal.

As a tie-in to the SATC thread: I'll add Kyle McLachlan. Never found him sexy on Twin Peaks either.

I know he is considered attractive, especially when younger, but he never did it for me. And his SATC character was a completely sexless dud.

David Tyler Muir.

Anderson Cooper is considered hot adjacent. However, not my cup 'o tea guvna.

R94 this thread is about good looking people who are not considered as hot. AC is neither.

That's true about Kyle McLachlan. Handsome as anything when he was younger, still a nice-looking older man, and seems like a very nice guy. But no sex appeal at all.

Hard as it is to believe, Blake Lively and Ben Affleck were both sexy in The Town.

Yes to Kyle McLachlan. He never gave me even a hint of a stirring. Nice ass though.

Matt Bomer and Tom Cruise are for sure. Cruise is really more of an “attractive but simultaneously frightening in a he-might-eat-my-liver-with-Heinz-ketchup kind of way,” and I felt that way before I knew about Scientology. Also agree about Anderson Cooper. He’s anti-viagra. Disagree about David Muir. He looks like a total insecure DB but I’d get down on my knees under his desk every night and keep him smiling while he reads the evening news.

Ethan Hawke always left me cold.

Sarah H. Sanders

Yep - Matt Bomer OWNS this thread!

Emily Blunt.

Something akin to what R72 said. I know of Bomer primarily from the gazillion obsessive DL threads about him over the years. The only work I’ve seen of his was his small part in IN TIME. Nothing else, other than brief clips or gifs. And I have [bold]never[/bold] seen what the fuss is about this guy. At all. And in recent BITB PR stuff, I truly don’t see it.

While good-looking, Hugh Jackman is sexy only as Wolverine (including, the recent LOGAN), and loses all of that when not playing that one character.

Wolferine

R105: True!

Perhaps there should be a related thread about celebrities who are only sexy as one character. Starting bids: Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and Tom Hiddleston as Loki.

Here you go, R108:

Regarding Blake Lively--I always thought Leighton Meester would have upstaged her career. She was a better actress, just as physically attractive but much sexier. She even had a sex tape (with feet stuff!) and the kind of background story that's straight out of a drama. It's unfortunate she seems to have dissapeared/

r104, He was fairly good looking and starred in semi popular cable tv series. Of course he hadn't come out yet, and when he did everyone was shocked so he became a sort of hero.

Leighton didn't have Lively's industry connections, boilerplate Hollywood Blonde look, or, by all reports, ruthless ambition.

Another for Matt Bomer.

Great ass, beautiful ass.

Zero sex appeal.

Thanks very much, R109!

R112, any more you can add to that? Details? I wish Leighton was the more famous one. As a brunette, I find her much more attractive than Lively (not that she's ugly, she's just like a bunch of blondes out there). I remember an episode on Gossip Girl where Blair and Serena were both in a modeling shoot and the photographer liked Serena more since she was more "expressive". In real life, I think we all know that Leighton is more expressive than Lively when it comes to acting.

Blake's mother is a talent scout and her father an actor, and all of her siblings are actors. That gives her a lot of connections poor daughter-of-jailbird Leighton Meester didn't have. Blake fucked then-hot director Ben Affleck while filming The Town, and tried her best to beard up with DiCaprio. She finally latched onto Ryan Reynolds, and rumor has it the marriage was going south before he reignited his career as Deadpool. God only knows who else she fucked (or tried to fuck) to get ahead.

Blake was born into the Hollywood game, and she's played it for all its worth since she was a teenager. It would be hard for any actress of Leighton's non-Hollywood origins, however lovely she might be, to compete with that.

Whoring always pays.

What about Justin Timberlake? I know is very handsome, but not attactive to me. I dont know why

R116, UGH. You're right, that chick was born in the Hollywood game.

R118, he isn't attractive anymore. I think drug/alcohol use probably ruined his looks.

Amy Adams.

Lauren Mayberry, in the same vein as Taylor Swift and Emma Watson.

Hugh Dancy and David Tyler Muir are both sex on a dick. Now that I think about it, I’d like see them consume each other’s.

Zooey Deschanel. Way too twee.

Jennifer Aniston owns this thread.

Leo DiCaprio

Eric Bana

Julianna Margulies

Whitney Houston

Chris Pratt, Army Hammer, and Matt Bomer share ownership of this thread.

Timothee Chalamet is not even good-looking, unless you like bland, bony twinks without a hint of body hair.

I've always thought Keanu Reeves more unfortunate -looking than handsome, but I know I'm in the minority there. But he has always seemed absolutely sexless

[quote]I’ve always thought Keanu Reeves more unfortunate -looking than handsome, but I know I'm in the minority there.

You’re not alone.

[quote and Hugh Dancy...except in his younger days..he had sex appeal]

Apparently the teachers at his snooty boarding school though so too (if we believe shady gossip blogs)

R129 I mean just look at him, he was damn sexy back then...what shady gossip are you talking about?

CDAN Blind from a couple of weeks ago. Less salacious than depressing TBH. Could have been 10 other posh British actors too.

I'd like to add Sam Clafin to the list.

Hugh is sexy

Theres a scene in The Path where he gets sweaty ballroom dancing with two women. Possibly the sexiest thing ever committed to film.

This scene.

Who has sizemeat verificata of Ryan Reynolds 5 inches?

Of course Timmy is good looking R127. And appealing. Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are very good looking too but unappealing. Redford the same. Just nothing. Armie is getting much sexier as he gets a bit older.

No Armie is not. There is nothing there.

Leo Caprio is the perfect example of someone was considered good looking but was neither handsome nor sexy, not even in his Titanic days.

Lots of photos of Blake Lively and Harvey Weinstein on the web. Just saying.....

[quote] No Armie is not. There is nothing there.

He's about as sexually appealing as cold oatmeal topped with bologna shavings.

One more vote for Henry Cavill's bland and beautiful ass.

The opposite of this thread is Edgar Ramirez: hot as fuck but sort of funny looking. Great dresser though. And even better undresser!

There you go r141

I just watched The Night Manager on Amazon and Tom Hiddleston exudes zero sex appeal. I liked the series but I couldn't stop laughing at him trying to be sexy.

Don't hate me because of this person I'm going to mention. I really liked him in Superman(1978) and Superman 2(1980) but I thought he had zero sex appeal. Christopher Reeve.

Agreed r144 Looking through this thread I am noticing that the closeted actors (Jackman, Hiddleston, Swayze etc...) while features wise good looking their deception takes away any sexiness. They come off as frauds.

In fact Rock Hudson was spectacularly gorgeous but for me had zero sex appeal. He came off as more as one of those guys that is so pretty you are almost embarrassed that you might get caught staring at but can't really imagine him being sexual.

R145 I did think Swayze was sexy in his younger days.

145- Like John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon , Ben Affleck- Close queens with no sex appeal.

CLOSET queens NOT Close queens.

R146 Rock Hudson playing gay in Pillow Talk.

Matt LeBlanc.

Matt is sexy in a pretty bear way.

Kevin Costner. Even in ca. 1990.

R152, I actually Matt LeBlanc way sexier now than I did on Friends when he was playing a supposed "stud".

I second whoever mentioned DiCaprio. Never ever understood the public's obsession.

Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Robert Downey Jr

Ryan Seacrest OWNS this thread.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney. They just don't do it for me.

Jennifer Anniston

R157, he really does. No sex appeal at all, bless his heart.

Antonio Banderas. When he speaks English (I"m thinking of Femme Fatale here), it's like an assault on the senses.

Whitney Houston. Sorry Nippie. RIP.

That chubbyish guy who was on LOOKING. He's supposed to be really good looking , but ZERO sex appeal for me. Jonathan Groff.