DL Icon Cathy Zeta Jones Sez, "Jealous, Bitches?"

"I am done being a humble. I am great damn it!! "

r1 is a liar!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 33.

She spent a year in the looney bin. Give her a break. Who knows what she might say.?

You guys hate me because you are eldergays and I'm a millennial in my early thirties!

Gurl you so late:

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I like this thread title better.

I like this thread better -

"Looney Bin" ?

No, no, no, Dahling, it is either a "Spa" or a "Retreat." Very, very expensive 'Spas' and 'Retreats,' where the linens are misted with a hint of Chanel No. 5 -

She's in her early 50s.

CZ-Z age jokes...as funny as Helen Lawson references.

I’m not jealous. I’m only a little bit envious of her access to $$. And of course, her beauty.

But the rest of it, not so much.

^^ Angie, Dahling, call me -

Early 50s sounds about right to me. She doesn't look a day younger than the (pre-surgical) Sandra Bullock.

But CZJ has one of those faces that always looked womanly, never cutesy. I was always guessed to be 25 even in high school. I had a very sophisticated woman face as well as my being quite tall.

It's like heather Chadler's suicide note.

"People think that just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. No-one understood, I had feelings too."