Celebrities who aren’t really good-looking, but ooze sex appeal

Pedro Pascal

Mmmmmmads Mmmmmmmikkelson

Jason Isaacs.

Jon Stewart, back in the day.

Willem Dafoe. And no, I'm not being ironic or sarcastic. In spite of the fact that he looks like a caveman on meth, I always thought he had a certain sex appeal.

EWWWW R5, make it go away.

I agree. Daniel Craig oozes sex.

Javier Bardem.

Wait a minute, r9. You don’t think Bardem is good-looking??!!

Mick. Never really was all that attractive, even when he was younger, but still...oozed "bad boy" all over the place, which is a kind of sex appeal.

Larry Fine. Many film stars back in the day tried to copy his hairstyle.

DL Fave Clint Watts

R11 YES. Mick in his prime was raw, pure sex.

R10, I think Javier Bardem is borderline ugly from some angles. But I bet he can throw a mean fuck.

Vivian Vance, obviously.

Walter Brennan. Drove both men and women wild.

Young Frank Sinatra owned this thread.

R15 Vivian Vance's love child who worked in movies for awhile.

Russell Brand

Belmondo xo

Rafa.

Dave Gahan...on stage.

The only thing Russell Brand oozes is oil.

Yeah Daniel Craig owns this list.

Jon Hamm

Richard Boone

Springsteen. Even now.

Matthias Schoenarts.

His eyes are usually beadier than this. But if his cheekbones were any higher, they'd be in his eye sockets!

And rockstars get sexy points added anyway.

Ed Harris

Lots of male celebrities so far. Let me see if I can float some females:

Joy Harmon--I always thought she had a face that could stop a clock (kind of looked mannish), but she had the Playboy sex kitten thing down pat.

Jeri Ryan--Not really conventionally attractive but has sex appeal.

The term is jolie laide.

David Eigenberg from 'Sex and the City'. Those winsome blue eyes, chirpy voice, and tight little body. You know he's down for anything to make you his bitch. Just be sure to return the favor.

Patrick Stewart

Mick Jagger may have oozed sexiness in ca. 1966, but now this buttless liver lipped lizard only oozes skankiness.

Yeah, Javier Bardem is good looking. He just fights the hot like Tom Hardy.

Stephen Rea -- jolly lad.

John Malkovich, of course!

A number of votes for Daniel Craig but no pics yet?

Sean Bean.

Yanni

Blonde Craig.

Hot Craig.

Norman Mailer

John Bernthal. He's so hot too me. I love his broken nose. I got a thing for guys with broken noses like that.

Liev Schreiber and Matthew Rhys. Binge watching Ray Donovan and The Americans lately.

Liev was very pretty in Mixed Nuts, r46.

Another sexy broken nose.

On an episode of Mad Men one character says to Don Draper that he's beautiful. I thought he's attractive but not at all beautiful or pretty for that matter. He was certainly attractive (in a regular way) on Mad Men.

no r48. I was actually going to write I hate Owen wilsons nose when I added John bernthal. That nose looks like a hump of play doh. Owen Wilson is not sexy

80s Madonna OWNS this thread.

Owen Wilson and his penis nose need to go away.

Young Sean Bean was handsome. He's just been living hard a long time.

I was just going to second Sean Bean. He has a sexy voice too.

Exsqueeeeeeze me! WTF has happened to my post, Erna!

What I had posted (and which has been removed) is: I'm with OP on Daniel Craig. I'd first noticed him in the 2004 film "Layer Cake."

Adam Driver

I'm shocked I'm the first...

Javier Bardem here. There's more online, as well as Daniel Craig.

Joaquin Phoenix - extra 'laide' points for 'dad bod' but the 'jolie' aspect shines through the unkempt helped in spades by his lazy bedroom cats eyes and fuck me til Tuesday drawling voice.

Several European actors. Mads without question. I'd nominate Vincent Cassell as one typical of the many Gallic male actors oozing the sex against his broken up facial planes, unconventional looks.

Up thread - In what odd universe is Matthias Shoenaerts not straight down the line handsome in the first instance??

Zach Efren

R41, Laurel!

Gandolfini and his big fat hands used to do it for me

Robert Davi. Woody Harrelson could do anything he wants to me.

Henry Cavill

R56... I know. Adam Driver. He is not good looking, very odd face... but, he definitely has an appeal.

Adam Driver and Timothy Chalamet

I will add a female. Ellen Barkin. Even when she was young, I never thought she was good looking. Her face is strange, but she had a great body. I know that men thought her as sexy.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Definitely Gandolfini and Malkovich, back in the day.

Speaking of back in the day, I'd also nominate 70s It-girl Jane Birkin.

R68, he’s neither attractive nor sexy. His fame is inexplicable.

R68- He's not attractive nor sexy but he is a good actor. That could partly explain his fame. He was good in The Imitation Game.

Cumberbatch's main problem is eye width and lips. If you could push his eyes about 1/2 inch closer together and shave down the lips, he'd be handsome.

Unfortunately, I don't think plastic surgery can solve either of these problems.

Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody. I agree. He's not conventionally good looking. But I think he's good looking in an off beat way.

Bardem and Craig are "really good-looking" so do NOT fit this thread's criteria. Dafoe is complete troll and has ALWAYS got my panties moist, even as the disgusting psychopath Bobby Peru.

R64 Henry Cavill is the textbook definition of good-looking.

Ok for Normal Mailer. Young he was not attractive but by middle age he was magnetic.

Rodney Dangerfield! I was surprised, then touched, when Jackée Harry said that he was sexy and that she would've "gave him some if he had asked."

Her declaration starts at 9:42.

*norman

There are also male celebrities who are considered GREAT looking that I'm not the least bit attracted to. Matt Bomer. Brad Pitt ca. 1995. Michael J Fox was appealing during his Back To The Future movies. He always seemed like a nice guy too unlike that Chubby Yuppie from the 1980's Charlie Sheen.

Jane Birkin was not jolie laide. She was a beautiful young woman.

Young Mickey Rourke, not older face melting Mickey Rourke.

So true about Matt Bomer R80. Can't put my finger on it. maybe it's the non-existent personality or the sense that he's genuinely dumb.

Can't agree re Pitt however. Nothing's ever been hotter for me than that perfect specimen in Thelma and Louise.

Young Rouke was considered by most of the public to be a heaththrob - a guy with "a pretty mug". Other members of that club included Bruce Willis. Rourke does NOT fit this criteria.

R75 / R77 / R81 / R84 = Hall Monitor.

His box office appeal did not last long but when I was a teenager all the girls wanted to get into his pants. Matt Dillon. He was tough, cool, slim, and good looking. Ca. 1984 Boy George was quoted as saying he would love to be Matt Dillon's underwear.

R85 = Hall Monitor Monitor

Matt Dillon was then a pretty boy and grew into a really good-looking man. DOES NOT FIT this criteria.

I mean, nobody thought he was really good-looking. What an average boy.

Agree R88. He was an absolute STUD back in the day. All well into his Wild Things days too. Blew so many loads over that man

Viggo Mortensen.

Then he grew up and looked like this and the public was thinking, how does this pig get roles in the picture shows?

89- I hope you're being sarcastic.

Its a mystery why I find this average looking guy sexy.

Debi Mazar.

That's a good one, Debi, I agree.

Look, 3 in a row. Though Sandra looks more laide here than jolie laide.

R97 Sofia Coppola, excellent example. Totally agree.

I was attracted to Popeye when I was a kid.

Sandra was sexier than Madonna when they were pals. Madonna was prettier but Sandra was lit those couple of years.

Guess who and guess why

An actor who's had an unusual career trajectory, whose slim and curly-haired appearance was obviously sexy back in the day, but is---while not in the least resembling his former self---perhaps sexier now:

Peter Firth, from "Equus" to "MI-5" ("Spooks").

YES to Jon Bernthal and Adrien Brody.

This is off topic. It's about an actor who was good looking but an awful person in real life. I was about 7 years old when Bridget Loves Bernie went on the air. I was totally attracted to David Birney from that show. Maybe that's why till this day I prefer slim guys over muscular.

[R45] Nice one, thank you.

[R48] No!

Debi Mazar's husband is sexy.

Awww, they're cute!

50 Cent

Michael Strahan

Ed Harris, back in the day was so sexy.

I could go either way on Strahan being really good-looking, or not. He's one of those huge black guys I can't decide if really handsome and sexy, or simply really sexy. Do blacks consider Strahan to be handsome? I love his nose, I'll say that.

I mean its pretty easy to find pics where Straham is obviously handsome, but also pics where he's goofy.

handsome

goofy

Chris Meloni

R112, r113, r114, r115 = Has absolutely no qualms about getting banged by Michael Strahan six ways to Sunday.

Yes and hopefully big Mike has at least 9 inches.

Anderson Cooper

Adrien Brody has always seemed "really good-looking" to me. He doesn't belong in this thread. Timmy doesn't either. He's just gorgeous.

Sandra Bernhard had her moment.

I always thought Adrien Brody was good looking too.

Ecoutez, jeune Belmondo had a very pulpy French face, and the nose could photograph wildly differently, but he was always considered really good-looking.

r62 - i dated a guy who was virtually the twin of Gandolfini especially the screen character as well as looks. Spoke like him, absolutely oozed extraordinary sex appeal in real life I never thought I'd see this posting on DL so thought I'd cnfirm my same impressions as well as experience. It was electric, incredible vibes to even be in the same room.

Cameron Diaz now. She aged horribly in the face but has a killer bod and seems like she gives a mean fuck.

R120 = Adrien Brody's mom

R122 = Adrien Brody's auntie

Handsome little squirt.

r127 = Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder's love child

Don't worry folks, Matt Dillon is ugly on the inside

Tell us more R130

I don't know about Matt Dillon but Charlie Sheen is a hideous on the inside.

dirty hole?

Another vote for Viggo.

Yes, let's hear more about Matt Dillon's ugly insides. He's been my idea of perfect (on the outside) for decades.

Viggo is not afraid to get naked in his films.

But Viggo is extremely good looking.

R26 - Richard Boone for the win here - and what I was quite staggered to find out is that he was, actually, that pinup boy Pat Boone's cousin. The shared first name isn't coincidental.

And anyone who thinks Viggo Mortensen belongs on this thread needs eye surgery. Did any of you bitches see "A Walk on the Moon"?! The man is one step from a Viking demi-god.

R137 - pipped me to the pose on this one by just a few seconds. He's also an underrated actor, in my opinion.

Why would Viggo be here, in what world is he not good-looking? He even stood out as a real hunk in Witness, where he wasn't on screen for more than maybe 30 seconds and didn't speak (or barely did).

R138, damn, "pipped me to the posT" of course.

[quote] pipped me to the posT

Say WHAT?

Viggo doesn't belong here; he is traditionally good looking.

Yves Montand, Bob Hoskins, Glenda Jackson, Barbara Stanwick

Pete Davidson

R142 - beat me to the finish line (i.e., the comment about Viggo not belonging on this thread). It's Brit-Speak.

I agree, r137 and r140. Viggo is stunning and shouldn't be on this thread. But he's a double threat: Looks and Sex appeal. Major sex appeal.

J. Cole

most important of all... Viggo looks good naked!

R137 - those long, sensuous lips and that chin . . . I could just fuck the chin dimple. I have a weakness for long lips like that: Connery had them and so does Aidan Turner.

R147 - add brains and talent. He's fluent in several languages, including Danish (he's got dual citizenship in Denmark, I believe). And I thought he was marvellous as Freud in "A Dangerous Method".

But we digress . . .

Viggo speaking Spanish in his lovely Argentinian accent

Here's one from music - specifically in the band Franz Ferdinand

Alex Kapranos (lead singer) personifies bland, but on stage there's something electrifyingly sexy about him.

Bob Odenkirk

Gene Hackman.

I must correct myself: the Boone family's ties are somewhat complicated: Richard Boone is an actual descendant of frontiersman Daniel Boone, and country singer Randy Boone is related both to Richard Boone and Daniel Boone; Pat Boone is listed as a cousin of Richard Boone, but not Randy Boone, and there are suggestions that his claims to be a direct descendant of Daniel Boone were pooh-poohed.

Stephen Colbert

r157 Finally, back on topic, with accuracy. ISHC.

I wouldn't seem Colbert naked.

I meant to say I wouldn't mind seeing Colbert naked.

Josh O’Connor owns this.

Mitch Pileggi of X-Files; Duchovny was the glamour boy but I always felt the bald Pileggi had more potential . . .

r161 Again, someone who doesn't get it. Josh O'Connor is really good-looking.

Jimmy Page

Adrien Brody is gross. Nothing attractive or sexy about him. Yuck.

The things I would let Peter Mullan do to me.

R75 - I agree. I've stood next to Craig in a shop in New York before he got porky the way he is now, and while not classically handsome, he was hardly jolie-laide. Looked exactly as he does on-screen, trim buff bod (although not an inch over 5'9" no matter what he says), intense blue eyes, an attractive if not beautiful fox-face, and radiated intensity.

And another from the world of music who, if anyone should, really SHOULD own this thread (this is for the elder gays) - Eric Burdon, Newcastle's very own Geordie, lead singer of the original Animals in the 1960s. Short, pockmarked, looked like a serial killer. But masculinity and sex oozing from the pores. I was saddened to read that Brian Epstein fell madly in love with him at one point, without, of course, a hope of response from the tough Tyneside boy. I had a mad crush myself on Burdon in the sixties. . .

I have always been good looking

R169 - no arguments from me, lover. Ah, the DNA gods are so terribly cruelly capricious as they distribute their gifts, aren't they?

Basic Rathbone ( poor Basil, one of the best swordsmen in Hollywood in his day and always had to lose the fight because he was always cast as the villain - until he got Sherlock, of course).

And speaking of Sherlock, that alien lizard Cumberbatch should be on this list. Although he has lovely skin.

1970s Donald Sutherland

Max Mauff (from "Sense8")

Tobias Menzies

Young Basil, r171.

I cannot agree that Jason Isaacs and young Ed Harris are not considered good-looking. Two very hot men. Sexy, absolutely. Even now, Harris looks like he'd be a hell of a good time in bed.

R175 Thanks! mmmmmmmmmm. So glad he never got the nose done. This is the youngest I've ever seen him. One has the distinct impression he would never bore and that his skill with a rapier extended to other kinds of swordsmanship.

Robert Mitchum

R178 - Cannot agree on Mitchum - look at his early films, G.I. Joe and Heaven Knows Mr Allison. Classically handsome, no, but Not Goodlooking? No! This clip is from Cape Fear and one of the great villain portrayals in cinema.

The behemoth hispanic from lost and Hawaii 5-0

Yes to Adrien. And oui to Monsieur Daniel Auteil.

[quote] Owen Wilson is not sexy

I agree. He has to be one of the ugliest actors working today.

The late Miguel Ferrer from Crossing Jordon.

Fred Ward.

Depardieu when he was young

Danny Trejo

Yes to Daniel Auteuil and let's add Vanessa Paradis to the list.

Totally agree R183, Ferrer was much hotter than his cousin George Clooney. Who belongs on the handsome but not hot thread. And I second Mitch Pileggi.

Joe Biden can still get it. Old daddy never lost his swag.

Bob Hoskins.

He’s a douchebag, but I always found Mandy Patinkin oddly sexy.

Vic Tayback.

Barbra Streisand

Jean Reno

Jeremy Allen White

Surprised Bogart hasn't come up yet. Come to it, Claude Rains, as well.

Come to it, Cagney, too.

John Malcovich on Dangerous Liaisons

Scott Glenn.

Michael Imperioli. I had a thing for Chris-tuh-fuh...

LOL at some of these answers. Some of the celebrities mentioned here are slightly above average to solidly good looking people with a quirky flaw (broken nose, bald, craggly-faced, gap-tooth, etc.). Some are just fugly celebrities with zero sex appeal that posters have a crush on. On what planet are Matt Dillon, Robert Mitchum, Mickey Rourke and maybe even John Malkovich (who was never drop dead gorgeous but definitely not homely) be considered "not really good looking?"

Adrian Brody? We like who we like but no. He definitely has a charm about him. But oozes sex appeal? HAHAHAHA...No.

R201 In the eye of the beholder, no?

It’s Adrien R201. And yes.

R167 Daniel Craig has jug ears, thin lips, a snub nose, and a wide face. Good-looking? No. Sexy? Fuck yes.

Ellen Barkin—her chemistry with every male co-star is palpable.

Yes R205 she's one of the sexiest actresses ever.

Rami Malek

[quote][R68]- He's not attractive nor sexy but he is a good actor. That could partly explain his fame.

Nope. Benedict Cumberbatch is what happens when millions of female weaboos finally come of age. His version of "Sherlock" is cut from the same cloth as the "brooding socially awkward aloof genius" archetype that was so prevalent in anime and manga back in the day. Plus, there was the whole bromance angle with Watson, which had elements of yaoi ("boy love" comics). The female fans then developed a major crush on the Sherlock character, which wind up turning Cumberbatch into a major sex symbol.

Adrien Brody is welcome to drip his unsexiness on me, any time he likes.

R204 - I stood five feet away from Craig and I'm telling you the thin lips, jug ears, and snub nose not only disappear as you drown in the intensity, blue eyes, and sleek tight bod but work with them. He was wearing khakis, and I suspect flyin' free downstairs, and an Italian knit rose-coloured pullover with the sleeves pushed up (yes, eight years later, Oh how the ghost of him clings, these foolish things. . . ). I don't know how I controlled myself. Craig definitely goes on the Not Michelangelo's David But Hardly An Eyesore thread.

Do we have a Goodlooking But Yawners thread or did I miss it?

Fair enough R210. I surrender.

R201 33% of DLers have zero critical thinking skills, low aesthetic perception, and would never let anything as silly as criteria get in their way of sharting out their contribution to criteria-based threads.

Cumberbatch kinda looks like a Raggedy Andy doll.

David Bowie. Prince .

199- I agree Scott Glenn was HOT somehow. He was good as the villain in Urban Cowboy. I bet he was well hung too.

Streisand kind of belongs on this thread but she is a beauty. Unconventional beauty.

Nancy Culp

ok, it's Nanc y Kulp, my apologies.

What's even weirder is her name popped into my head and I just now throw on a Cheyenne episode off my DVR (I programming it in after Clint Walker died - what a MAN!) and who's playing a saucy waitress in the episode? Yep, Miss Hathaway herself !

Matt Dillon info, limited as it is. Flamingo Kid era, mid 80's. A good and gay friend played a lifeguard in the film. Matt and a good portion of the crew went out of their way to make life a living hell for any gay identified member of the cast. Lots of "hey faggot, suck my dick" and up to physical intimidation and harassment. Actually scared my friend by the level of hostility and danger.. and he was not a newbie to the film/theatre world.

Eric Burdon....I can see that, r168.

Sorry your pal went through that R219; today, he's have a lawsuit.

I can only imagine how many 'suck my dick' guys in that group were gay themselves, Dillon included.

Yes. I've heard that Dillon bats for the gay team. Dillon played a bully in one of his earliest movies. My Bodyguard.

Daniel Craig takes my breath away, and his scene at the end of "Layer Cake" was Oscar-worthy.

Add Mark Strong to the list: hell, the entire cast of Guy Richie's "Rocknrolla;" sexy as all out and not a conventionally handsome man in the lot.

I once locked eyes with Norman Mailer in the late 70s and took years to recover. His blue eyes and animal magnetism were hypnotic.

Cold shower time

I've received dozens of wit and wisdom about Strahan being handsome. So its not just me.

[quote]Zach Efren

Oh fuck no.

I had an actor friend, and he had an actor friend who was in a play with Matt Dillon. And my friend said his friend said he had sex with Matt Dillon.

I’ve said this elsewhere, but I stand by my assertion that young Keith Richards was strangely hot.

These days, of course...

Woe! Just noticed that someone used the term, "jolie laide?"

Jolie-laide means someone who's unconventionally beautiful, someone like Barbara Streisand, Tilda Swinton or Shelley Duvall. Or maybe Laura San Giacomo or Ilieana Douglas. They are beautiful but they have a quirky beauty to them.

No disrespect, but Sandra Bernhard? No. Does she ooze sex appeal? Yes. She's got that going for her. But jolie-laide? Not on your life. I remember when I used to read comments about her at the IMDB like, "Oh, she's so pretty; she's just unconventional looking." I always had to make sure not to be drinking anything before visiting her board or else this would happen:

R218 - Clint Walker. Jesus. You don't see many like those around, do you?

He goes on the Why Wasn't Cloning Around Then? thread.

Slightly reverse topic again, but how come there is so little discussion of Aidan Turner on DL? He is so fucking hot . . .

Back on topic: I go back and forth on Hiddleston. Find him trribly attractive despite the ferret-face and an inch or two missing across the shoulders (although not elsewhere, one has heard). After the Swift fauxmance I lost interest somewhat but he seems to have had the brains to go silent and underground and let the whole thing recede.

Good call on Mark Strong, R223.

I think Cumberbatch is sexy depending on the role, but he does not ooze sex.

Tim O’Tay does not ooze sex unless you’re 14.

According to 1970s housefraus, Telly Savalas.

Elisabeth Moss.

Clare Danes, Toni Collette - so not pretty, but smoky and capable of giving off intensity and longing. And good actors.

R231 - abysmal kisser from what I've seen.

Michael Strahan has an easy going, laid back confidence about him. I think that's part of his appeal. Matt Dillon has a "bad boy" aura about him, and looks good. A lot of girls and women are drawn to that.

Both Matt Dillon and Michael Strahan are conventionally good looking, even if not beautiful. They don't belong on this list.

Don Cheadle

Claire Danes is not attractive now. She was in that so so movie from 2005 The Family Stone. She played Sarah Jessica Parker's younger sister. In 2005 she glowed . She was very pretty.

R239 good call! He’s not mentioned often as someone who is sexy but I find him sexy too

William Holden was not a pretty boy, but he had rugged good looks in the 1950's.

This actor ca. 1948 actually was very good looking. What a dreamboat. He did also ooze sex appeal. Gregory Peck.

William Holden was what we used to call a "charmer". He was a pretty boy and a pretty young man but in that way of "pretty mug" like Mickey Rourke, mentioned upthread.

Jimmi Simpson is really bringing it in Westworld. Other times he's a lovable dork.

Like Paul Rudd. Good-looking and does not fit the criteria, here.

There's another actor who fits into the same category as Mickey Rourke and Bill Holden, Michael Pare-pretty but rugged.

Barbara Stanwyck... not a great beauty, like other stars of that era, but was one of the best actors. She was smart and tough... which is sexy.

Barbara Stanwyck played a great femme fatale in film noire movies.

R247 Ray Liotta. IMO, he was only pretty for few years, then he was not really good-looking but definitely kept the sexy.

Robert Mitchum.

Gene Kelly.

R233... Yea, Telly Savalas.. always sucking on a lollipop on Kojak. Yul Brenner, too, since we're talking about bald men.

Steve Martin.

Kenneth Branaugh.

Are you brain-dead R252. Kelly was very handsome and all-american looking.

Hey, how about Robert Mitchum?

Charlie Puth

This kid has re-invented himself in the last year. Unlike Shawn Mendes who he is constantly compared to, he is a musical genius, sort of like a white Prince. He wrote and produced his last album, played his own instruments except for guitar. He wrote See You Again in 10 minutes which was nominated for Song of the Year and most watched YT video second to Gangham Style.

He doesn't have the vocal talent like Shawn but his personality and sense of humor is far sexier. Plus he has a deep talking voice.

3.6 billion views. Wow. How much money does that earn for the writer and singer?

R258, I agree that he’s sexy. I loved seeing his naked butt.

Danny Bonaduce

R261, honey, NO.

Rod Serling.

Billy Bob Thornton.

I agree with R254 on Steve Martin. Humor is sexy.

I loved Steve Martin in "The Jerk". In some scenes, he had a nice body.

R229 Recede like his hairline.

R256 Agree. Kelly has no place in a list of non-lookers. A little shorter than leading man status but good in the face dept.

James Gandolfini.

Roger Federer. If you take his features one by one he’s not attractive at all. But the total package is hot.

Nuclear Winter had the hots for Roger for years.

Humour is very sexy. I suppose that's why some female celebrities end up dating SNL writers (Scarlett, Ariana, Emma).

David Letterman in the 90's.

I think Madonna had the hots for him too.

I believe letterman is horse hung.

Stanley Tucci.

Gene Hackman.

When he starred in that film with Tom Cruise, I found him far sexier than Cruise..

Stanley Tucci is a good one.

I second R22 - Dave Gahan on stage can make you want to faint with desire. Offstage I probably wouldn't give him a second look - but man does he know how to work it.

Barry Manilow.

Jim Carrey—not now but back in the 80’s—late 2000’s and most certainly at his peak in the 90’s. Yes, I know he’s batshit crazy. I mean looks wise.

R279 - no.

David Caruso from NYPD Blue and CSI Miami. Love those gingers. Wilmer Valderrama Steve Buscemi

DL Fave Pablo Schreiber. Total HDF.

r279. NO. JUST NO.

OMG What’s the name of that DL Fave who always plays the roommate, has a big nose, rock hard ass, straight but not afraid of playing gay or getting naked? Always some facial hair, and a good actor. I’m trying to figure out what TV shows he’s been in, so I can google him,

He has a very hipster look dark hair lanky huge nose but also a great ass and has shown dick. He’s been in a lot of sitcoms but has also played a soldier or two.

Adam Driver?

He ALWAYS plays the horny roommate

r286, wow thats who I was thinking 2.

Not Adam Driver but close to the same type

David schwimmer? Matt leBlanc?

Miles Teller?

Adam Driver. He's sexy in Star Wars, not when he's fucking Lena in Girls. It's disgusting to see anyone fucking her.

Billy Bob Thornton.

He's kind of sexy in his series Goliath. He's a little old now but I can see why Angie may have married him 18 years ago.

Humphrey Bogart

Sean Penn

Waylon Jennings

I think I've said this before on a similar thread.

Frank Sutton.

Adam Driver always reminded of Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. A non scrawny version of him.

Jean Harlow. Pudgy face with somewhat coarse features. Her curvy body and startling platinum hair got her over along with her brash but likable screen presence.

[quote]Jean Harlow. Pudgy face with somewhat coarse features.

I always thought she looked like a dude.

Your suggestion reminded me of Theda Bara. Very unusual facial features but yes, she did have a certain "sizzle", at least by 1920s standards.

They referred to Jean Harlow as beautiful upon her death, though. I think she was the Marilyn Monroe of her time.

Domnhall Gleeson

Willem Dafoe, all day and all night.

R300 g R301, the late glamour photographer to the stars, George Hurrell stated that Jean's mother was the greater beauty but she was too old to make it in the movies. He found Jean to be very photogenic but physically imperfect, picking apart her features - small deep set eyes, heavy forehead, oddly shaped nose, full cheeks and a rather short chin.

I always wondered why drag queens arched their eyebrows to death. After seeing Harlow, I can understand why.

Jean Harlow was not a great beauty at all. She reminds me of Pink.

No one has mentioned the young Al Pacino (he's horrible now) and the young and middle-aged Robert De Niro. Neither conventionally good looking but both sexy, (esp De Niro to me).

I can't tell the difference between sexy and good-looking.

Some great entries here

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Lou Diamond Phillips

FOUND HIM! (It wasn’t easy so forgive my enthusiasm):

Eric Balfour

That nose, that long face, that tussled greasy hair. Total HDF. Ownership papers for this thread should be immediately signed over to him. Damn he’s hot!

Simon Halls

Tommy Lee Jones. I always wanted to lick his acne scars.

Tina Turner

Eric Balfour literally looked like the devil.

Robert DeNiro in Falling In Love. The movie was lame. But DeNiro was SO good looking in that movie.

Michael Shannon

He's sexy in a weird menacing way. He was a lot more desirable than the fish in Shape of Water.

Robert DeNiro was quite handsome when he was younger, I don't think he quite fits in this category.

319- I agree. Robert DeNiro in the 1970's and 1980's was Good looking PERIOD.

HDF = ?

HelpDeskFuck? HolyDuckFuck?

On Boardwalk Empire , the actor who played Al Capone's brother. When I saw him I thought wow he is hot I'd love to see him naked. Three years later I found some video and photos of him in some underground type of movie where you get a crystal clear view of his cock and balls. Beautiful cock too. He's not conventionally good looking but definitely HOT. His name is Morgan Spector.

The movie Morgan Spector gets naked in is called Split(2016)

HDF = Huge Dick Face

HDF > BDF

David Tennant.

Tim Roth.

nobody says "HUGE DICK FACE" thus nobody knows HDF.

Greta Garbo. She was sexy, in that she had an unattainable, but glamorous air. I don't think she was beautiful.. in fact, she had a mannish face. The same was with Marlene Dietrich.

Mae West.

Jack Carson = total DILF

Jason Statham = something uber sexy about this Cockney

Harrison Ford = isn't classically handsome, but has charisma for days

[quote]nobody says "HUGE DICK FACE" thus nobody knows HDF.

OK, whatever you say, Regina.

Michael Pitt.

Young Harrison Ford was a magnificent stud, beyond most everybody’s league.

Adorable Ben Schwartz.

Ice Cube.

I had forgotten how the women in my family SWOONED over Telly Savalas. Granted it was the 70's

[quote]They referred to Jean Harlow as beautiful upon her death, though.

Yes. She was considered beautiful, but I think it's because Americans have this weird complex about blonde hair. They think that anyone with blonde hair is automatically drop dead gorgeous, even if facially he or she is not. If someone has platinum hair, they're practically a god or goddess. I find her so fug in this pin up but I guess the platinum hair and fashionable overly plucked eyebrows and kewpie doll lipstick is what made her "sexy."

Alan Rickman, back in the day. He blew Costner right off the screen in Robin Hood.

OMG, yes, R311! Eric. Fucking. Balfour! He does win this thread. He's so weird looking, female posters used to trash him all the time on the IMDB "Lie With Me" boards, called him "goat boy", made fun of his dick size, his nose, etc. But the guy was smoking hot. Sex appeal is all about the attitude, and the guy has always had it in spades.

David Lee Roth, back in the day.

You're crazy, R339. David Lee Roth was always hot. Could people just maintain some objectivity please (stop posting crushes who were always good looking) and play along with the thread? It's a great thread. Let's not ruin it.

^Oops, meant he was always good looking.

Adrien Brody. I find him extremely attractive in a low-key kinda way.

A few years back there was a wonderfully dark Welsh detective series called Hinterland and it starred Richard Harrington as the troubled main character. Despite his being gruff and haggard and not classically good looking, there was a real sexiness about him.

Sean Harris!

For people mentioning Eric Balfour - well, he certainly was uninhibited . . .

R257 - you blind cunts have to stop putting Mitchum on this list. He was gorgeous - go watch G.I. Joe or Crossfire or Heaven Knows Mr Allison and tell me he wasn't good-looking.

Everyone who isn't Errol Flynn isn't, ipso fact, Not Goodlooking. If Mitchum had shown up as a blind date, you'd have passed out when you opened the door.

And mentioning Peck on this threat is sacrilegious. He was stunning - handsome ins't adequate, drop-dead beautiful is closer. Pull up The Paradine Case. He was prettier than his leading lady, Anne Todd (although admittedly, Todd was more classy than pretty).

There's an idea for a thread: films in which the leading man was prettier than the leading lady.

Calm down, R340. He’s hot because of the sexy rock star aura and magnetism, not because of his handsome features. Just my take on him. No one’s fucking trying to ruin the thread.

Eric Balfour IS fkin hot as the sun. Woof.

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R347 - Right - the sexy mouth, the heavy-lidded eyes, the amazing chin, the physique - they were all a figment of the imagination, it was all "magnetism". He'd have been just as magnetic without them.

I just won't give way on Mitchum.

R325 - great call on Tim Roth. He managed to juice up the villain in Rob Roy against that hot stud Liam Neeson. It was brilliant casting. If Roth had been six inches taller he might have had a very different career.

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Peter Sarsgaard.

Zeljko Ivanek.

Michael Ironside.

Dax Shepard.

David had unusual eyes but even as a teen he was good looking.

Liam Neeson, from the neck up . . .

Larry Wilcox. I've always found Jon to have much more sex appeal than Ponch. He was the strong silent type.

Dax is a good nomination. He makes me moist. Used to have a fun body that promised hot fucks.

Tige Andrews.

[quote]Eric Balfour IS fkin hot as the sun. Woof.

346- I was the person who first mentioned Gregory Peck. It's true Gregory Peck wasn't really good looking. He was GREAT looking. In the late 1940's and early 1950's he was a stunning, handsome , dreamboat!

Eric Balfour IS good-looking and therefore disqualified from this thread.

Dennis Bowen.

Not to belabor the point already but no, Mitchum does not belong on the list. The guy was unconventional looking but he wasn't unattractive by any stretch of the imagination.

It seems like people are losing perspective on what it means to be "not good looking", so let me put this photo up as a refresher:

Michael Shannon is kinda scary looking hot. Like serial killer Ted Bundy. Not sure if he'll murder my mouth and slay my ass, or just kill me outright. He's an intense hot daddy.

Eli Manning. He’s goofy looking and yet there is something hot about him.

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r364, you know what your right. He kinda doesn't belong here. He is good looking; he just has a huge nose, which doesn't hurt men like it does women.

Another vote for Fiddy-Cent.

I'd never considered him to be especially attractive or sexy, that is until I watched his appearance on WWHL. By the end of the episode, I was in love! He also has a sense of humor. When AC had asked him what CH was like in the sack, FIddy replied, "It was like wrestling an alligator."

[quote]He doesn't have the vocal talent like Shawn...

I don’t know about that. Have you heard Charlie Puth’s newest album “Voice!notes”? He hits those high falsetto notes like no other.

R360... Nice bod on Dax. Pleasantly surprised.

Once again I will be the only person to add William Fichtner to one of these threads.

I am blessed with a fuckbuddy who is a dead ringer for William Fichtner, and he has 9 fat bent inches of uncut dick.

[quote]9 fat bent inches of uncut dick

Is your ass shaped like the S bend of a toilet?

R336, that is a famous photo of her by George Hurrell. It's a great photo of her, but it also plays up her facial flaws.

Steve Buscemi.

Martin Freeman. Looks like a dried apple doll but I'd turn him inside out like a sock.

This thread just jump the shark with Steve buscemi.

R367, If we're going to include murderers, then some might find Lee Harvey Oswald hot.

Jon Bernthal gets my vote, too.

Steve McQueen, 1960s actor. He is not attractive or sexy to me but people found him sexy. Does he belong on this list?

Sean Penn. Biceps bulging, body like a roman gladiator, rebellious .... WOOF.

Ever seen the interview in Hati with he and Anderson Cooper?

Nah, Steve McQueen is handsome and sexy

McQueen is good looking but he's more sexy than handsome.

In fact in terms of pure sexiness he just about rockets past even the best looking celebrities.

Steve Buscemi in Parting Glances(1984). He definitely had some curb appeal then.

Christopher Walken has his moments.

Giovanni Ribisi

R388 Walken was a very good looking young man for 15 years at the start of his career and even played roles requiring good looking men. DOES NOT fit these criteria.

I know, but even once he got old and weird looking he still had an odd hotness to him.

Dark circled eyes, blonde, great features

R391 Ok I see your point. Yes his looks went down the shitter for sure.

R383 - to answer your question: No, Steve McQueen does not belong on this list. Boyish mid-Western looks but hardly not good-looking.

Giovanni Ribisi. He's in some movie where he's standing outside completely naked. He has a really nice cock and balls.

Axl in his prime has that sleazy, sexy thing going.

I never thought of Bruce Springsteen as good looking, but he had a sexiness that still continues to this very day.

As someone said upthread, rock stars get bonus sexy points.

Peter Dinklage.

Ralph Mouth- Donny Most from Happy Days.

DJ Quells, he’s too skinny & his face isn’t hot at all but something about him is kind of sexy.

^^ DJ Qualls I mean

Rip Taylor

Rafael Nadal.

Kathy Griffin.

^^I would SO totally fuck her!

R405 Pretty brave to be that ugly and go topless out in public.

The actor who plays Lip on Shameless.

R405 ewwwwwwwww

I always found Robin Williams sexy. Seriously.

Herman Munster

Cousin It from the Adams Family

Lionel Messi.

David Bowie. Prince. Both very sexy

What about me?

R414 Yes. Prince especially. I always pretended he was taller.

John Krasinski

This guy. Jimmi Simpson, from House of Cards and Westworld.

Totally agree re Messi R413. Christiano Ronaldo is an arrogant preening oily git, and Messi is quiet and cute.

I find the opposite is true r413- Messi is attractive, but doesn't have much sex appeal. He's cute. A cute little guy.

Edgar Ramirez is very hot but sort of funny looking.

^ He was hot as hell in the movie Gold. That was probably his best look.

Also made a good looking elf in the shit Netflix movie Bright.

He's definitely do able.

Roy Scheider. He certainly didn't have the looks of a movie idol. but he was somewhat sexy in All That Jazz, Marathon Man and Jaws.

Eric Balfour is NOT good looking in the conventional sense - and it’s not just about the nose. He has a very long face, evil eyebrows, and a very pronounced underbite.

Still hot as fuck, and definitely owns this thread.

Tommy Lee Jones. He's old now but he was fucking sexy in the 90's and even into the early 00's.

So hot in The Fugitive.

Jeff Goldblum

R425 - great call on Tommy Lee.

Adding Yul Brynner to this thread.

R426 I think he’s so sexy too & he’s aged incredibly but is he considered traditionally good looking? He’s very sexy I agree.

Jeff Goldblum was never considered traditionally good looking. I think he's almost better looking now than when he was young. He has a lot of self-confidence and is sort of sexually ambiguous (no idea if he's bi--is married to his third or fourth wife I think), but he's still sexy at 65 or whatever he is.

Jeff Goldblum is a great one. I agree, he’s gotten sexier with age.

I'm partial to the bordering-on-inbred looking photographer Brenden Beecy. Must be that boxer look (please ignore the pics of the woman with the Rubik's Cube tattoo--she is his partner, and this is her website).

Dr Bellows on I Dream Of Jeannie.

Mark Cuban.

Maggie G.

Ray Stevenson

He elicits primal urges deep within me. This I can only reveal to my DL compatriots.

David Harbour

Ray Stevenson was very conventionally good looking (and sexy) when he was younger and he's still good looking at 60ish or whatever. He doesn't fit this category.

[quote]He doesn't fit this category.

I wish this self-appointed hall monitor and arbiter of what passes/fails (don’t even care if it’s the OP) would just shut the fuck up.

You can elegantly state your opinion about someone’s looks without banging your imaginary mallet with a final decree that must make you cum.

For the people naming Jeff Goldblum, get your eyes checked. He was one of the biggest pieces of eye candy of the 1980s, so much that directors always made sure he was either half or fully naked in every movie he appeared in, even in so-called "cerebral" sci-fi like The Fly. Steven Spielberg had him bare chested in Jurassic Park for the last half of the movie, FFS.

sorry, Goldblum was always weird looking, he just has loads of personality.

Eye candy? Me?

[quote]Eye candy? Me?

Oh, look--someone found an unflattering picture of an attractive person to make his point. How come you didn't post this photo?

Oh FFS already, R442. You’re allowed to decree who’s hot and who’s not but no one else gets to have their own opinion?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Jeremy Renner.

R444 I don’t find Jeremy Renner remotely sexy but I know there are plenty who do.

As for female, I’m surprised no one has said Sally STruthers. She oozes sex

She oozes all right.

R447 lmao

Renner pings so hard the first time I saw him in a movie I thought, wow, we finally have openly gay guys playing in an action movie. Of course, he turned out to be "straight"/closeted. He's not bad looking, though.

I don't know his name, but the actor who plays Tonya's boyfriend in I, Tonya. You wouldn't think he was that good looking from a photo, but he is sexy as hell. Plus, you get a glimpse of his butt and he walks around in his underwear in another.

R449 Do you mean Sebastian Stan?

R450 Yes that's him. OK I was wrong, he is very good looking after all in photos as well!

[quote]I don't know his name, but the actor who plays Tonya's boyfriend in I, Tonya. You wouldn't think he was that good looking from a photo, but he is sexy as hell. Plus, you get a glimpse of his butt and he walks around in his underwear in another.

Seriously? The man is gorgeous, he’s like sex on a stick. He’s also a chameleon in films, where he can look very different in his roles.

Leave Sally Struthers alone. Archie's little girl is now 70 years old!

I’ve always wanted to flip Jim Belushi on his stomach, spread open his big fat hairy ass and bury my face in it.

Here’s another Jim butt I wouldn’t mind munching on.

ewww and ewww

Imelda Marcos

Jack White

For me, Trent Reznor. I think he looks hotter now than during his heyday in Nine Inch Nails.

^^ Reznor looks even hotter from behind . . .

James Gandolfini

Ian McKellen

Christopher Lee

MonkeyBoo check him out on youtube

Trevor Eve

en Whishaw - love his feral look and Jagger lips.

*Ben Whishaw

R466

Betty Gilpin- Creepy reptile face and crazy eyes, but still looks sexy in many pics .

Oooh, Ben Whishaw...yes please. I find him sexy as hell as Q in the Bond movies.

Ben Whishaw is good looking

R470 - I have always found him good to look at, but no one would calls him classically handsome - and he has a skinny, somewhat anaemic frame. I adore him but I doubt many would call him good looking - especially amongst our hetero brethren.

He's catnip to fraus. A narrower appeal among gays.

Stephen Graham who played Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire

R472 - He really has a feline quality, that photo shows it.

I'm surprised to hear about the fraus, though - unless they want to feed him up?

I have his Richard II on "The Hollow Crown" series - it was superb.