Lipstick Alley poster had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio on crack

We got in his house, and he made it a point where he likes to not have technology and told me if i wouldn’t mind switching my phone off and put it in this bowl he then told me he needed to take a quick bath. He told me to make myself comfortable, he showed me around his house. room by room because I wanted a tour and he was high key happy showing me around…he ended up doing another line in his kitchen then we were in one of his bathrooms where his bath was already set up ready for him, he didn’t take his bath instead he smoked crack and then he was in his own world, dazed, tripping on the drugs his face went a bit lopsided too. He came out of his trance and took his bath, he got undressed in front of me and i couldn’t really judge because his dick was flaccid. It was interesting to see how yt men bathe (he used no soap) I sat on the chair smoking one of his cigars. He got out the bath and took a piss in front of me, he ended smoking more crack and was tripping again wandering around his house making sure everything was locked, i tried to speak to him during when he was hallucinating but he wouldn’t answer me just stare at me and play with my hair or mess around with things he could find. It was annoying! he came back around and he was chatting normally to me, I was just drinking water just comfortable in the chair smoking so many cigarettes also the crack smelt pretty bad and the bathroom was scorching hot so i had to leave a couple of times, he then came and got me after a while and said come lets go to the bedroom. He led the way and told me if I had any viagra and i told him I didn’t, he got a condom and at this point i was undressed, he then tried to use the condom but his dick was dead and stayed dead. he told me he had pre cum on his dick and he went to wipe it off, he came back and started kissing me and then gave me foreplay. He was completely rough and it was uncomfortable, he even ate my ass i told him to relax and he sort of did and then he gave me like a bear hug and laid next to me and that was all that happened.

Somehow we ended up in his bathroom again and he was smoking more crack and he would get into that phase where his face would go funny and he would act like he was hearing noises which he confirmed he did. he’d come back around and then repeatedly smoke it. He left me alone and wasn’t sociable with me it was like he was in his own world when he would smoke that shit so i was just snooping around his house and he’d check on me after a while…he did give me his iPad and I was kinda bored so I played candy crush on it. I was on one of his sofas almost falling asleep. At around 5am in the morning his driver came back and we both got in the car to drop me back off to my hotel, he kept telling me he was wired and apologising, he told me to give him my number which I did and told me when he is in my state he’d give me a shout and he’ll take me dancing. When we were parked outside my hotel he gave me $400 and said thats all he had on him, I took it. Oh and I left my ugly ass granny panties in his mansion too!

He’s 20 years older than me and a yt man.

I've read "Dear Penthouse" letters that were more plausible.

Barbara Cartland has come back as a gay whore.

And she's just as boring the second time around.

Much about very little. Glad you were pleased by writing this.

The dead link was a nice touch OP.

Its from a secret group on LSA for Celebrity gossip, R6. You're all welcome!

An English person wrote that trying to pass as an American.

R7 I have a question about the posters on LSA...how come nobody on that site can spell? Is it just for trashy low-educated faus? And is this written by a hooker ? I’m assuming because he payed her.

Never mind payed him at the end I mean?

How do we know this is about Leo? Also what is "yt man"?

^yt=white

I won't read all that. Is the poster male or female? If female, then I don't care. If male, dumbass OP lost a great chance to promote his thread by using a better, hotter title.

well, unless the guy wore granny panties...then it's a female.

hey OP, any gossip on soccer stars in that secret group?

No, R12, yt stands for Youtube.

Um no its black Internet slang for "white".

Yes, I knew it...yt's never use soap.

DiCaprio fucks black women? That's news to me, I thought he only went afer the same skinny-blonde-model type over and over.

Somebody recently said something about Leo and black women. It wasn't Tiffany Haddish, either. Or, was it??? I just know that someone said, he likes black, and followed with, "bet you didn't know that!"

He'll fuck them but won't do the public stuff.

[quote]how come nobody on that site can spell? ... I’m assuming because he payed her.

Oh, dear!

Good catch R21. I read it so fast I didn't notice it. That kind of mistake is a DL nightmare.

So this was a black woman we REFUSE to believe it was a black man?

i refuse to believe he would eat the pussy of some skank from the bar he picked up...but he was wasted on drugs so who knows??

I thought it was a man as well until the granny panties reference.

Do you know many black men who wear granny panties, R23? I'll admit that the Viagra question made me think it was a man but, alas, no.

"he then came and got me after a while and said come lets go to the bedroom. He led the way and told me if I had any viagra and i told him I didn’t, he got a condom and at this point i was undressed, he then tried to use the condom but his dick was dead and stayed dead. he told me he had pre cum on his dick and he went to wipe it off, he came back and started kissing me and then gave me foreplay. He was completely rough and it was uncomfortable, he even ate my ass i told him to relax and he sort of did and then he gave me like a bear hug and laid next to me and that was all that happened." Yeah, every detail in this story, especially what I quoted here, lets me know that this didn't happen with Leonardo DiCaprio or "Leonardo DiCaprio, either. Bunch of bullshit.

Please. Leo doesn't drive and would never wait on someone "as the night progressed."

Well if he is gay and this a woman maybe it did.

I meant both Leonardo DiCaprio or "Leonardo DiCaprio".

Big deal! Leo is ugly now.

Leo does like black women. He hooked up with Naomi Campbell 20 years ago and supposedly wanted Beyonce when she was around 19. He is also rumored to be a hookup of Rihanna’s. I just don’t get where it says that this blind item is him. I really don’t get crack vibes from him at all.

LEO IS STRAAAAAAAAAAGHT.

Leo is fat for someone who does that much coke

Fuckless whore.

Yeah, cokeheads are never fat. Gimme a break in a van down by the river.

can you do coke and smoke crack at the same time? isn't that too much? sorry I don't do drugs so I am clueless.

This is funny.

I haven't heard so many lies since Trump's last press conference.

LSA fantasizes about Di Caprio, inventing their fanfic that 1) he likes women and 2) he likes black women.

He doesn't.

"..........and then gave me foreplay"

?

Other than Dr. Ruth, who the fuck calls it giving "foreplay" ?

Straight white men (and Leo ain't straight) who like black women pretty much only date and marry black women (DeNiro, McBongo, etc.).

[Quote] he then tried to use the condom but his dick was dead and stayed dead.

Lmao

Yep R43, sounds like a gay man to me!

LSA seems to obsess about unmarried white actors, imagining they're single because they haven't met the black girl of their dreams. They may be dreaming about a black boy, but a girl's out of the question. Leo's married to Lukas Haas.

Black women don't tolerate bisexuality from their men... it's known. White women will look the other way, bit a black woman won't!

R42

McBongo = gay

De Niro = gay

R47 = white supremacist

It is common knowledge that Leo fucks black chicks. But as was already stated, he won't claim them publicly. That was a big turn off to Rhi Rhi.

I actually do believe it, because she could have made the account very sexy and over the top if it were her intention to titillate. Of course the guys here will pooh pooh the story because they are so invested in making Leo gay...particularly that goober who has been claiming for 10 years that Leo is married to Lukas Haas just because they are bffs and travel together frequently.

It sounds uncannily like the story Bobbie Brown told about being set up with Leo by their agents back in '94 when she was the Star Search Spokesmodel winner. She said he was lazy as hell in bed, and expected her to do everything. She did say he had a good sized dick though.

Oh, and R48 Why the hell did you have to take it there? Can't even a celebrity gossip thread be free from racist accusations??

R49 bullshit Leo's "dates" are always 20ish blondes, usually from northern Europe. Even Bundchen was 100% German. And he doesn't fuck chicks - black or white. He's gay.

That sounds as believable as the "my black supermodel friend fucked Tom Hiddleston and totally didn't realize that he's a famous actor" story that was posted on LSA and DL around 2013.

I get the feeling LSA thinks all never married actors are just secretly into black women, not gay. Fanfic.

R50 Can you read hon?

I said nothing about who Leo DATES. I said it is common knowledge that he has a fetish for and fucks black women. I'm sorry that doesn't fit your fantasy, but I know this first hand from someone who sets him up with gorgeous black women on the low.

I am laughing my ass off that no one here has a problem with Leo being called a crackhead. They just object to his being associated with ***YUCK*** girls.

Grow up baby, his tastes are broad...you may get your chance eventually.