Why was Aunt Bee such a bitch?

Gomer and Goober

Did she and Floyd ever do the nasty?

She never got ANY, E-V-E-R !

How about that butter and egg man? A little oral in Gomer’s gas station restroom?

Do you think the character was a bitch? Frances Bavier WAS a bitch on the set, that's documented. But I never thought Aunt Bea was a "bitch."

Aunt Bea never seemed warm to me, some cold cuntiness under the surface. She’s my least favorite regular character.

I always suspected her of killing Andy's mother.

She made them all eat her pickles when they tasted like petro. Not award winning like Clara. Bitch.

Her pussy had an odor.

[quote]Her pussy had an odor.

Yeah. It smelled like Otis's cock.

R7 She had a really flimsy-half assed alibi. With today's DNA she'd be toast!

Aunt Bee was well known to buy her "elixir" from the Morrison sisters, by the case. She kept it hid down in the root cellar so Andy wouldn't find out. She also allowed herself to be taken "round the world" on a few occasions by Briscoe Darling and his retarded sons. The rumor was that Charlene Darling was actually Aunt Bee's bastard child. Ernest T. Bass was seen shimmying down the rose trellis outside Bee's bedroom window early in the morning on more than one occasion.

Thelma Lou never gave a lick for her.

She had gas...

You had to drive all the way into Mt Pilot to buy your Dildos. And it was very back alley and sordid!

R12, all that typing for such little payoff.

It was stressful being the only midwife/abortionist in Mayberry.

She was a drag on the show, keepin' all those men's in line.

She was the first trans. Andy didn't realize she was really his own daddy in a dress.

Aunt Bee was short for Aunt Bee-atch!

Apparently the actress was a bitch...maybe because of that hair do they made her wear?

I think 'the Jail' wasn't the only door that Otis would let himself into late at night, blind drunk!

You'd be bitchy, too, if you had to put up with people named Opey and Gomer while pretending black maids didn't exist in that day and age, in NORTH CAROLINA.

Cuz Barney Fife gave her crabs!

What fun was there in playing her character?

She didn't get to drink like the Baldwin Sisters on The Waltons

She didn't get to be a bitch like Mrs. Olson on Little House

She didn't get sappy, funny lines like Thelma Ritter

She wasn't beautiful like Barbara Bel Geddes

She didn't have a beautiful voice like Barbara Cook

She didn't have lots of show biz stories like Elaine Stritch

And she didn't have Gary Morton talking her out of it like Lucille Ball

Fun Fact. Her cats ate part of her lifeless body.

Her niece Samantha Bee called her a feckless cunt.

Why was Andy's wife never mentioned? And was Aunt Bee his mother's or father's sister? I always thought Andy Griffith showed a nice set of asscheeks in that sheriff's uniform. He was one of several male actors at that time I wanted to spank and fuck. When Sheriff Andy put his hands in his pockets (maybe to play pocket pool), it showed up those nice, round, plump asscheeks even better. I've read since then that Andy Griffith was kind of a bitch too, but don't know who was the bitchier bitch, him or Frances Bavier. Ronnie Howard mentioned in some interview once that his real father gave him a spanking on the Andy Griffith Show set one time for some kind of bratty behavior. He said almost immediately afterward that Andy Griffith came up to him and whispered in his ear, "you deserved that Ronnie".