Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Are ...Engaged!

Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham also got engaged after a handful of weeks. It worked out great for them!

Isn't he the one with the personality disorder?

R2 Drug addict, so same thing?

is that a cold sore on his mouth in OP's pic? gross!

2 months before egagement is called off? Any bet takers?

This will end in tears!

[quote]This will end in tears!

More likely an overdose, sadly. I don't think Davidson is that funny but he does seem like a nice guy.

If she wants to be a Britney mess by the time she's 35, she needs to start now. This is a first step in that direction.

Oh honey, no.

Typical bipolar behavior.

He's heterosexual?

Don't be so cynical. I'm sure the fact she has an album coming out is just a big coincidence !! LOL.

Will never make it to the altar.

Well, this will end well...

^ Said no one ever.

He is exceptionally well hung. I am guessing he's her very first huge dick and she is going to close the deal on it. And he is not very attractive otherwise, so he will probably never get a girl as cute as her. Maybe he should just go pantless to call attention to his best feature if she dumps him.

R3 he's a drug addict AND was also diagnosed with borderline PD (as he said on Weekend Update last year IIRC). Not the same thing, but they often travel together. Yeah, this is NOT going to end well. I was just thinking the other day that he might be the next celebrity suicide. Maybe not, but either way, this will end badly.

QUE?

To R16's point, she's found something to lick besides donuts.

What R16 said. BDF for days.

[quote]He is exceptionally well hung. I am guessing he's her very first huge dick and she is going to close the deal on it.

Gurl bye, Miss Grande lives up to her name, she is a known size queen. Half her songs are about all the big dicks she's had.

They’re having amazing sex, and they think it’s love. No, sweetheart, it’s mental illness and meth!

R23, is that Pete? How do we know?

illustration purposes only

Why are people posting in the other thread rather than the original one.

R26 Cause they are stupid?

[R4] Yep! Hollywood herpes! It's everywhere.

The two threads have almost the same number of replies! Where do I stay!?

There's 2 threads because they are bipolar.

We are mirroring to honour BDF BPD Pete

How do y'all know Peter has a massive penis? have you had him or industry gossip?

Isn't he part Irish? What about the Irish curse?

R32 it’s just speculative because he has BDF

2 of the biggest dicks in movies are attached to irish guys. Well one is half German.

R34 Big Dick Face, is that when they are marginally talented but act like they are all that so the assumption is they have a big cock cause talent wise they suck?

The Weeknd was on Instagram saying that Pete would end up killing her just like OJ Simpson.

Ariana and the Weeknd had an brief affair a few years ago and he wrote the song "The Hills" about her.

Wasn't his drug addiction just weed?

R37 Jesus that is ferocious

Irish men have big cocks. 9/10 Times, you will NOT be disappointed. Want a well hung BF? Go Irish!

R36 - give up and go away. You can't possibly be on DL and be asking for an explanation of BDF. Your hall pass is voided. Return to homeroom.

Kathy Griffin's advice...

So now we know she's a drug addict too.

I wouldn't harm a fly.

Where did he get the money to buy her such a huge diamond engagement ring?

cheap diamond. or she gave the money to buy it for her. Like Paris Hilton has done.

Can you imagine having to pony up the cash for your own engagement ring? These millennial chicks will settle for anything that breathes and has a huge cock.

Ladies: if he cannot buy you an engagement ring, even a tiny one that costs $300, you’re marrying a CHILD.

He has Crohn’s Disease on top of two personality disorders.

So he must be hung like a mule.

money on it's bent.

Gay face.

I think they will make to the altar. The marriage will last a few months and then Pete will OD or commit suicide.

Tattoos, falling all over each other with excessive PDAs. Why not date and get to know each other? Why get engaged so soon? I thought Ariana was smarter than this; guess not. He's funny, but he's a mess. Quick marriage. Quick divorce.

this could be fake and they are just play acting and fooling the world...it wouldn't surprise me.

This is about Mac Miller.

No, seriously. He went to rehab for weed.

R16 how do you know he has a massive dick? He looks like he does, just wondering if verification.

But this has plane crash all over it. They've been dating for a few weeks - why do they need to get engaged? the attention? loneliness? He's a comedian, has been in rehab (which isn't a deal breaker but may be harbinger) , is dating a girl far outside his league so jealousy will ensue. I think she may get very tired of his neediness.

Why are people calling him Irish?

Davidson has Jewish, German, Irish, Scottish, English and Italian ancestry.

What a mutt.

Ariana usually likes them black, what's up with this? Then again PD is probably hung like a black guy. AG is sued to huge thick manmeat so why should she settle for less.

They need to get married in Manchester, where Arianna had her PTSD. Only then can she fully recover.

Do BPD's have to have a dark or nasty or mean side? Can he have BPD and just be a benign mess?

He's bipolar, right, not borderline? bipolars can be functioning as long as they take their medications, but the meds can stop being as effective etc. and need to be readjusted.

I've dated guys who were bipolar - months of a really fantastic time with a great person, followed by weeks of weirdness and crazy and eventual never speaking to each other again. It was very weird. We got along fantastically and then he just became a completely different person.

My first thoughts are Run Adriana run.

Pete is a BIPolar mess.

This has to be a rebound. He was with Larry David's daughter and that is big Fing MONEY. I can't see him being the dumper.

Then he goes fast and hard for new chick, and that has bi-polar rebound sounding all over it.

Or David dumped him because he was cheating with Ariana, and this isn't that new? Then they deserve each other. It will end badly.

r58, he really is. He's part English, Scottish, Italian, Jewish, German, I mean damn.

Then again, there's nothing wrong with being a mutt.

oops I forgot! Of course he's also apart IRISH.

Duh.

I actually think it's borderline personality disorder he has not bi-polar

Someone check that out stat.

I'm pretty sure he overshared proudly and said borderline

Yes he's borderline, not bipolar. Borderline is less manageable so it could be considered worse, DBT helps though.

This kid hit the jackpot career wise but he's proven to be not very talented and immature. He's young and has no idea how lucky he is and probably thinks it will last forever, but life has a way of kicking everyone's ass eventually. When his SNL gig ends what will happen to him? Arianna has a ton of talent and ambition so this won't last and I worry for him when that happens.

He probably is gay and ariana is probably another Taylor swift. Those pr relationships are so blatantly shameless self promoting.

R70 OMG not you again The Bearding Troll! Not everyone is gay deary. You probably thought Bourdain was gay when he killed himself over Asia Argento.........

R70, I think they’re both straight. Just my opinion.

Ariana was fucking the huge dicked Big Sean, he even wrote a song about her million dollah pussy, she likes big cock, her song Side By Side is all about the after effects of getting it deep by a monster peen.

Pete Davidson is really ugly. He looks dirty and like he would enjoy beating her. Couldn't she do any better?

You peopl just nasty

Actually I think he has a cute quality to him (women's point of view) and some boyish charm but as he gets older that will not be attractive anymore especially when his career doesn't pick up.

He is landing a lot of women out of his league, so I don't that either. Larry David's daughter was surprisingly good looking and rich. Ariana seems like a step down as Daddy David could have helped his career.

she likes big dick? damn, then her hole must be huge like grand canyon.

This will be a bigger bomb than her Manchester concert.

maybe they're both mentally ill. It will end well after many, may years of happiness!!!

All the blinds say that this engagement is drug induced and will end badly.

Won't even last a year. Once the crazy really starts coming out (he's probably been working hard to keep himself in control while they've been dating) she'll be out of there so fast it'll make his crazy head swim.

R80 link to one of these many blinds, please?

never mind I googled. well, whatever.

They look like they'll make nice porn.

She’s only attractive with a high ponytail. She’s cross-eyed & a bland looking dark Italian chick who has been stage managed to fame by her momager.

Amy Schumer is the one who introduced them.

Is there anybody who doesn’t think he’s hung? It would be a shame if he were so fucked up and had tinymeat on top of that.

[quote]I thought Ariana was smarter than this;

LOL! You do realize we're talking about someone who dates trashy rappers and licks food displays in public like a retarded toddler?

R88, and who associates with Frankie Grande.

she can't sing - her success won't last when her teen girl fans get woke.

They're so cute. A very nice young interracial couple.

If you ain't no punk, Ariana holla "we want prenup!"

After seeing Pete Davidson's mouth on the Rock's ass (which admittedly I am jealous of!), I am quite certain this is another bearding charade.

I met Ariana back in her, her mom, and Frankie back in Ariana's Broadway days (the musical THIRTEEN). All of three of them were very nice. Last I saw her, she had just booked the Nickelodeon series and invited me to the set. I never had time to and now she's a huge star.

Ariana weaars that tired ponytail because she's bald!!

r95, That's no excuse. She can still rock a cute wig like in this video

I think she would look really strange in person. Her ears stick out from her head quite a bit. He's bland too. Why is anyone talking about these mediocre people?

r97, Ariana is not mediocre at all. She's very talented as a singer and she was great during her SNL hosting gig a few years back, doing impressions of Jennifer Lawrence, Judy Garland and several female singers. I wish she would join the cast full time.

I can't believe I'm saying this because I don't like her but she can do better than him.

Why this goofy guy? And he dumped Larry Davids daughter. He must be well hung

this will end in rehab

This is obviously a publicity stunt because she has an album coming out. Once the album is out, they'll have an ugly public "break up" and then her next album will be filled with angsty break up songs. She'll change her image and try to appeal to a more adult audience. She's been working to dump her teen image for a while now, this is only the beginning.

Pete was eating The Rock's ass real good! The Rock loved it!

hoo boy ....

This is going to be such a disaster.....cool

Yeah, it's probably just summer PR for the both of them.

He’s fug

He’s unfunny

He’s a druggie

He’s bipolar

He’s got like a footlong penis, she’s happy and getting big pipe.

is she legally a small person?

Slut!

He recently said that once he learned he had a mental problem, not a drug problem, that it was cool to start partying again.

Borderline personality disorder is not a treatable disorder, like depression or bi-polar disorder, though they often exist concurrently. Personality disorders belong in their own class of psychological conditions.

[quote]Personality disorders are a class of psychological conditions that are characterized by a pattern of long term behavior that deviates from societal expectations, and create serious problems in relationships and society.

[quote]People with personality disorders tend to be inflexible, rigid and manipulative. Although most feel that their behaviors are justified and perfectly fine, they often have a tunnel-vision view of the world and have problems connecting with others in socially acceptable ways.

[quote]Borderline personalities are impulsive and have extreme views of people as either “all good” or “bad”. These people are unstable in relationships and have a strong fear of abandonment. They may form an intense personal attachment with someone they barely know and end it without no apparent reason. They might also engage in a “pull” and “push” behavior that usually ends with their partner leaving permanently.

BPL is a curse to the one who carries it and the one who dates the one who carries it. Incurable; manageable at best.

Having said that, I'd do him up the bum.

r112, I've seen him in person, and he has a non-existent one.

R91 they're both Italian (well Pete is partially)

$93,000 engagement ring

Gurl that hoe is probably pregnant

shotgun wedding alert

"He’s got like a footlong penis, she’s happy and getting big pipe."

ROFLMAO. Love the gay guys here who think straight women obsess over big dicks like they do. Straight women are different from gay men, no matter how many times people told you that gay men are women trapped in men's bodies.

And I'm also laughing at the comments about her being "out of his league" - she's an average looking chick buried under 30 pounds of drag queen makeup

She is clearly anorexic.

Larry David's daughter is actually very lovely and prettier than Ariana. She can probably do better.

[quote] ROFLMAO. Love the gay guys here who think straight women obsess over big dicks like they do.

I'm laughing too. Gay men don't understand straight women. Most would run from a big dick, it would hurt their insides too much. Now if he has a long tongue and loves licking, women go wild.

Really, R114? He said he's an Irish Jew.

According to Wikipedia, Pete "has Jewish, German, Irish, Scottish, English and Italian ancestry".

Agree that women don’t care as much about size. I’ve encountered one tiny one, and one monster. Everyone else was average and perfectly acceptable. The outliers were unpleasant. Just give me one that stays hard enough for long enough.

I think he’s cute & im a bi woman. He’s adorable actually. I can get how people think she’s cute but I think she’s kind of average actually.

Ariana seems mentally unstable too so maybe like attracts like.

is Pete Catholic? if not will he convert?

will Hillary be invited to the wedding? she has a Davidson tattoo

R127 he has a tattoo on her on his leg. She joked that she has one of him when she found out.

Speaking of that —it can’t be a publicity stunt—if so he’s not in on it, since he now has two tattoos with her name on it. He’s just plain nuts. They both are.

He looks like he walks around with drug needles hanging out of his arms. He looks filthy.

This guy is gonna kill himself even if just slowly with self destructive behavior. Pretty excited for the breakup

Wow, I always thought AG was Hispanic. Either way, they're not an interracial couple, R91. I think he his cute too. He sort of resembles that porn star there's a thread on, Alex D.

I just posted at R131 so I feel like a jackass posting again but I am so fascinated by this. I watch SNL semi regularly and have heard him babble on about how he’s crazy, and I’m a fan of her and... it’s just such an odd pairing and an even stranger engagement. I’m engulfed in this thread and want more! Where’s an snl insider when we need one

I wouldn't be surprised if Lorne Michaels fires Pete before the next SNL season.

Did someone say exceptionally well hung???

[quote]Where’s an snl insider when we need one

I wonder if he is a nutcase at SNL all the time. But, I have the feeling that Leslie Jones probably causes more problems at SNL than Pete does.

I hope she's back as a host next season.

Now they've moved in together.

I’ve now seen it all.

This NEEDS to be a donut walk wedding!!!

SNL only hires him because his father was FDNY and died on 9/11. There’s no other reason. He’s not funny. He’s too ugly to have a post SNL career in films.

I think Lorne Michaels thought Davidson was a POC and was probably really disappointed when he turned out to be just another person who self identifies as Jewish. "Great. I just went and hired another Jewish comic. Oy vey."

R76 Deary Larry David's daughter is a supreme fug. She is a rat faced little brat. She makes Lena Dunham look like a supermodel. Don't get me wrong PD is not gorgeous either. AG is cute though. She must be an animal in bed and likes big cocks.

R119 LOL. No way. AG is beautiful, The Davidspawn is ugly. Either you need a better eyeglass prescription OR you should stop taking LSD so early in the day!

R141/R142 that's not true. Lorne Michaels had a high opinion of Pete at least when he hired him. He said Pete was like Jimmy Fallon in that he had a warm personality to which people could relate. That's high praise coming from Lorne since Fallon is one of his favorites.

I don't think they would fire Pete. He doesn't seem to be a troublemaker on set. Lorne has dealt with a lot of crazy SNLers over the years and knows they need the structure of doing that show. He's proud of the fact that no SNLer ended up dying while they were still cast members.

So they're moving into a 1-bathroom apartment together?? They don't have the money to spring for more?

Especially tough when one has Crohn's.

She probably only comes up to Charlene Tilton's tits but she could do so much better than THAT. Surely.

r146, Grande has headlined two world tours. She's loaded.

I know, so why didn't they spring for a bigger apartment?

I wonder where they are living? Can't see Miss Grande in Brooklyn Heights.

It's all PR. Even if they do actually use and share the apartment how often will their schedules put them in the same place at the same time?

They are both crazy like foxes.

R134 why would Lorne fire him? It brings more attention to SNL. He's been booked for Fallon on 6/20.

Nachos Bell Grande

Maybe Ariana isn't shelling out to support Pete in their relationship. Ariana must have a tacky McMansion in LA. She's hedging, not a stupid girl, and can easily walk away if Pete signs a pre-nup.

Mansion in Beverly Hills and another in Florida.

He’s probably having some kind of father’s day meltdown driving her insane today

He's Borderline, that means whatever he says he feels is totally meaningless, it's just words. He will do everything he can to hold on to her including blackmail and probably kill himself when she ultimately leaves him.

I find watching him very disturbing. He needs help- where is his family? A train wreck indeed.

[quote] I don't think they would fire Pete.

Of course not. Between his alcohol and drug addictions,, his BPD, his Crohns and god knows what else is ailing him, they’d be afraid he’d kill himself.

I thought he was bipolar, not borderline.

Nope. Borderline, R161, at least that's what he says.

He's just a brat who should have been spanked more often as a child.

r163 it's not too late to start!

So people who have personality disorders (that they didn't ask for) are encouraged to kill themselves?? Wow.

First dance will be 'Borderline' by Madonna.

Chris Evans was apparently the one who spilled the news of their engagement. They weren't ready to announce it yet.

Does she wear that ponytail 24 hours a day? She's kind of strange herself.

lol R168 her ponytail reminds me of the scene in ROMY & MICHELLE’S when Lisa Kudrow is dressed as the “truth or dare” Madonna & Mira Sorvino is dressed as the “desperately seeking Susan” Madonna & they decide to dance with each other at the prom and her ponytail knocks the people around her out. That’s the look Ariana is going for, I think. “truth or dare “ era Madonna.

Oops it was Romy who was the “truth or dare” era Madonna in that movie. Same point though.

The trick to keeping big dick men satisfied? Suck them off, constantly and all the time!!!! It’s how your hole stays tight. Ariana must love sucking dick.

Let's not assume he's the crazier one. She has a stage mom, a nutjob brother, a possible eating disorder, and is an entertainer. Odds are good that she has some serious issues herself.

Pete may be exaggerating on his supposed BPD diagnosis.

He has to have some nudes or Snapchat's of that big dick floating around somewhere.

I hope she doesn't catch him in bed with another guy like her first boyfriend.

They're still good friends, though, so it's all cool.

Update from The Daily Beast:

Pete Davidson Confirms Engagement to Ariana Grande: ‘I Feel Like I Won a Contest’

The SNL cast member explained to Jimmy Fallon how his engagement to the pop megastar has given men “hope.”

His teeth look scary fake.

He’s apparently hanging out with Emily Ratface’s husband behind the scenes of Fallon as observed on instagram

[quote]I find watching him very disturbing. He needs help- where is his family? A train wreck indeed.

His mother has appeared on SNL several times. She comes off as an attention whore who clearly loves all the attention her son gets from being on that show.

$16M. Brats.

Holy shit.

I learned Zaha Hadid died. So this thread was worth something.

Her wore a hat on Fallon, thinning already?

It’s the production company of these guys who he idolizes

So much for only having one bathroom. Lying betch.

A guy who worked backstage with Pete said, "I was using the bathroom with Pete and I looked and saw Pete had the biggest dick I'd ever seen."

How dickmatized do you have to be to get a 16 million dollar place to house this ugly son of a bitch?

R185 Did he present hole like a good DL'er?

Big dick'll make ya siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

This will not end well. They'll get into a huge argument (they're drama junkies), and she'll end of flushing her engagement ring down the loo. (They're drama junkies.)

Since Sting and Trudie Styler are their neighbors, expect lots of cocktail parties with Madonna.

Waiting for the shoe to drop...

He seemed on every drug imaginable on Fallon.

I'd never seen him before prior to watching that Fallon clip. He looks like a cross between Lurch and Dennis Rodman.

They both are rebounding from their prior relationships. He has BPD and is back using after rehab. He has been told already he will be fired from SNL if he is back drinking and drugging. She has weird issues from being a child star and her recent traumas. Seems like a relationship tailor made for a Madonna/Sean Penn type of fiasco. Will he tie her up and pistol whip her like Penn did to Madge? Will paparazzi be punched every other day? I know this will end in tears, but I see a “grande” type of shitstorm brewing around these two.

It's quite obvious Ariana Grande is a druggie herself based on Pete and her previous boyfriends. This will not end well, at least for him.

Does Ariana get her cocaine from Frankie?

This will end like Sid & Nancy but in a 16mil pad by Zaha Hadid in Chelsea as opposed to The Chelsea hotel. How can they afford 16mil anyway wtf.

[quote]How can they afford 16mil anyway wtf.

It was probably Ariana's money that paid for the apartment. Pete doesn't make much on SNL.

But 16mil even if it's her money is a lot to drop for what will likely end very fast and suddenly. I'm sure they are renting but still that's a lot of $$.

The writer of the blind item does not know the difference between BPD and bipolar disorder. They’ve described a bipolar person, not someone with borderline personality.

HOLD ON RIGHT THERE! JUST WAIT A SECOND BUDDY! Are you telling me the "authors" of "blinds" are dumbasses with zero critical thinking skills?

BlindGossip like CDAN makes up a lot of blinds.

He's on drugs and likes to have guys suck his cock. She's a schiz'd out whore and is okay with it. He's playing Bi/Straight. His true fantasies are fulfilled by men. He's playing into an image, but is Bi.

R203 I could see Petey definitely using the phrase “Suck my dick faggot”. I would not be surprised.

CDAN is full of crap but BG usually pulls through to be fair. That seems real

Something about him reminds me of the bird from Aladdin:

She just said on Twitter he has ten inches, the classless cunt

I'd marry him too then. ::SWOON::

She’s vile but that’s hot

Sad, I think it’s Pete.

One more...

Sorry one more!

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No more, OP.

[quote]The pair’s romance has regularly hit the headlines however, with Pete publicly admitting that his ‘dick is forever hard’ after falling for the singer.

I'm sure that went over real well with her parents!

He needs to date someone like a Kardashian.

This thread stinks of fraus.

Hmm...at least he was still dating her during this season's SNL premiere. He got more air time that episode than all of last season combined.

She is a champion coke snorter, no surprise she’s going off the rails by doing the rails!