Sashay, Targeé, show me your cute bootay!

A common Florida ho!

I have one thing to say....sashay, chante!

*looks*

Put THAT....AWAY

He's hot!

Ricky!

[quote]The women gave the officer a similar description.

"Uncut sizemeat with low hangers!"

Florida? Quelle surprise!

That ain't shit. Here's what's going down at Lowes

^And in the bathtub section, we have.....

^And finally, THIS is what I call Walmart exposure.....

I love you for the title, OP.

Was Erna there with crackers?

The first boy in OP's crime is very cute. He could surely make a lot more than 20 bucks with his prime young meat.

[quote]He could surely make a lot more than 20 bucks with his prime young meat.

Especially if John Travolta was making a Target run in Ocala gurl!

R7-R9, I love those guys!

What would Alex say?

W&W for R11. Lol!

Which two of you bitches put Mr. IQ60 up to that? I hear cackling in aisle 4.

All the kids are doing it!

"Target employees found the man and detained him until an officer arrived. The women gave the officer a similar description.'

They each said he eventually presented hole like it was a Target bull's-eye.

[quote]The women gave the officer a similar description

"Obviously, it wasn't worth dropping to your knees for."

I would have paid $20 to see his cock.

[quote]I would have paid $20 to see his cock.

Oh, honey, you'd pay twice that to see your toes.

Any publicity is good publicity.

R22 wins!

That was some funny funny shit, Babe.

I think I love him.

I can get you a job at the baths, Mary!

Good PR for Target.

[quote]Was Erna there with crackers?

No, but she wore her lovely sundress in the hopes of catching his eye...

Women ruin everything.

Where's the video??

[quote]I would have paid $20 to see his cock.

Expect more. Pay less.

I wish I could slide the cute blatino cashier at my local store a $20 so he could show me his hole.

20 bucks in a trash discount store should buy more than a dick flash. At least a couple tugs and a sniff of the cute retard's moist rosebud.

[quote]20 bucks in a trash discount store

BITCH.

He ought to show his stuff to Sean Cody.

If he had restricted the display of his sucrerie and fluffy viennoiserie to the candy aisle, no frau hunting a sugar fix would have complained.

Tarzhay

What a cute accent, OP.

“No, no, Miss ... I meant, which aisle for WEENIES - you know, hot dogs!”

I'd blow him in a store.

Gurl, R39, done enough of that back in the day!

R35 is right, but instead he took it out (can’t say he exactly ‘whipped’ it out) in the “cold food section.” I’m sure she wasn’t impressed.

Ugh, I can smell the Old Spice and desperation from here.

[quote]He's hot!

He looks like a serial killer.

Sexy piece of young ass.

ide pay ten to suk his asshole out in the check out line....

I wonder what he'd do for $200.

Reviewed his FB. He likes Donald Trump, cars, some vag with a face...and apparently being balls out in Target.

The fact that this waste of a hot twink even exists is proof this species is heading for collapse. No wonder Bourdain took the easy way out.

[quote]Reviewed his FB. He likes Donald Trump, cars, some vag with a face...and apparently being balls out in Target.

OF COURSE, he does. I could tell by just looking at his photos. Probably uses faggot and nigger interchangeably.

His eyes look a bit vacant, like he's on psychotropics. Maybe he is. Maybe that's why he's only dropping his undies and showing his constipated arse, instead of chewing on the store manager's face.

Nothing but the striped jumpsuit says Trumpette to me.

Obviously this douchebag needs a manager. I volunteer my wonderful self to do it.

Listen up! Line up on the right is for look-sees. That’ll be $20 cash. All you pudgy one’s in caftans need to line up on the left. The price is $50 to stem the rose! 30 seconds at a time. Let’s go, let’s go!

Later: Here’s your $20 Target boy. See you next week. Don’t be late!

Trade is my life!

Gurl these boys in the woods of Ocala are bored and don't have anything to do.

I think the state should send them to me so I can make sure they don't cause any trouble 😈

I think it's time to throw on my caftan, and make a shopping run to Ocala.

trash.

trash with dick!

He’s too cute! Case dismissed!

Who gets to tag the evidence when he goes to court?