Holden Nowell Tries To Move Past 'Call Me Maybe'

It wasn't quite six years ago...

Who?

Who's this?

Yuck!

Who the fuck

He was cute...not so sure now.

He sounds thoroughly unpleasant.

Well he sure looks like shit now.

What an asshole.

Who?

I'm guessing the video didn't lead to anything more interesting. Maybe don't blame it on the gay kissing.

He turned fugly really quick.

Damn, he was rode hard and put away wet!

[quote] “They pimp you out. You’re basically a Geisha girl,” he recalled. “‘Gay for pay’ is literally what runs the male modelling industry"

What a piece of work.

His life reads like a bad soap. Thrown in prison for drugs and assault, but has a problem with kissing a guy in a music video because it didn’t feel right in his soul.

Please.

"But, a review of Nowell’s social media activity suggests he was able to go to dark places. He has quoted Adolf Hitler, shared conspiracy theories about mass shootings, and used “gay” as a pejorative."

Charming.

That guy is some hardcore crazy

[quote]His life reads like a bad soap.

His chest reads like no soap. Ever.

Who?

Hes quite ugly now!!! And a jesusy I see!!! Hard pass!!!

He was blessed with decent looks and ruined it with bad life choices.

He was a hottie but now looks like a coke addict 😷

He looks like he gets high off his own supply.

Yes, I love that being perceived as gay is “bad for his soul” but selling drugs is just great for his soul.

International pop star Carly Rae isn’t interested in hanging out with a bitter, drugged out homophobe who believes that she owes him money? Shocking!

It’s nice to know that Canada has its fair share of tattooed trash.

[quote]"I’m going to be completely honest with you. I’m not going to kiss a guy, especially for $500. I said ‘I really don’t think I’m comfortable kissing a guy for a music video.’”

They should have fired him on the spot and hired another pretty boy who wasn't a homophobic asshole.

Need I chime in on this one?

Ha ha, a drug dealer named Holden.

His story about being asked to kiss a guy and having the idea to hand over his phone number instead is obviously bullshit. Storylines for music videos are planned out weeks in advance and approved by all parties. Also, kissing the guy would make no sense but the whole song is about “call me” which is why the phone number twist at the end of the video is effective.

Liars suck. Get another tattoo, loser.

How is it six years ago already? Damn I feel old.

“‘This is going to be the most groundbreaking iconic hip hop album since probably The Marshall Mathers LP,’ he declared.”

Right, the most important development in hip hop in the last 20 years was the time a white guy was successful. This guy’s got the complete package. Why does this article exist?

He was awkward as hell just handing over the number and making the "call me" gesture.

Anyway...he looks like a SHIT now.

He coulda walked away, ya know. I'm sure the plot wasn't just sprung on him as he walked on set. I'm with the crowd-it didn't lead where he wanted it to and now he has a good scapegoat.

Looks like he's had a few meth binges since. YUCK to the tattoos.

He looks hot in both timelines. SEXY young and SEXY older. But then again I don't have a problem with the tattoos.

Yet he makes duck face poses. Moron.

He was blessed with great looks and a rockin' body, and now he seems just bitter that he couldn't ride those to stardom.

He sounds like he had some bad representation and a model's intellect. He got screwed and wasn't gay and wasn't comfortable with sucking off photographers and patrons to get ahead as a model. He does seem a little bitter but it sounds like a reasonable way to feel after that.

I only do it with fish

500 bucks for a kiss?

I wasn't looking for this

No, I don't do gay

I wouldn't be surprised if whoever was filming that video wanted him to kiss the other cute guy even if they weren't planning on using it. A lot of shit like that ends up on the cutting-room floor even though they know they aren't going to use it.

Can you imagine a gay actor flipping out because he has to kiss a girl in a scene? No, because that would never happen and no one on set would stand for it.

Fug then, fug now. And a shitty song too.

No worries. No gay guy with good taste wants to kiss you know. WITHOUT a doubt do not call me, Holden....

Here's an article with a bunch of photos from his model days, pre tattoos. He's beautiful.

Was, dear. WAS.

He's still hot! Completely different look now with the beard, but I like both versions.

Here's his Instagram. It's hard to find current photos of him.

He's IT!

With an SH in front.

He was so butch.

Why do so many failed models/actors or wannabe models/actors become rappers?

In his case it sounds like he hung out with the wrong people.

“My girlfriend convinced me to enter modeling!”

“My girlfriend sent photos of me to a modeling agency.”

“I’m not some vain homo who stares at myself all day and wants to be a model. I’m a butch straight dude doing butch straight things when someone else insisted that I be a model.”

[quote]Why do so many failed models/actors or wannabe models/actors become rappers?

Because no discernible talent is required in either field.

Nobody will buy his album 😂😂😂

The tittle of his new album is "Fade II Black." lol

White boy ain't no black...how embarrassing

Well, he has aged poorly

He’s still selling his body. It’s all he’s got. Nothing else of value. Sad.

Hmm, interesting. Never gave this asshole a second thought - especially since the REAL viral video of that song was the one with the lip-synching Marines - but here we are, and whatdyaknow, he's got an album coming out. Not just an asshole, but an opportunistic asshole.

He's just troubled. And he's still got abs!

How much cum ended up in his ungrateful hole?

I don't like gays.

Buy my album gays.

I could see him losing out on modeling jobs because they didn't want the "gay guy from the CMM video"

But I could more easily see him losing out on modeling jobs because he showed up wasted or tatted out.

If it wasn't for him looking like 'he was rode hard and put up to dry' look the trashy tats would make me want to give him a pass. Maybe Asia Aregenta needs a new boyfriend .

Wow, that looks like a 20 year slide to the gutter, not just 6 short years. Meth is the devil.