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I want Peter Hermann inside me quite deeply

So handsome, and so tall. Yum.

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by Anonymousreply 86February 18, 2019 3:24 AM

That is one hot DILF.

by Anonymousreply 1June 6, 2018 1:45 PM

He's gotten hotter as he's gotten older, for sure.

(Also, I'm glad he's doing more than those detergent commercials!)

by Anonymousreply 2June 6, 2018 1:47 PM

But...Marissaness would be all over it.

Or maybe not.

by Anonymousreply 3June 6, 2018 2:00 PM

I just saw him on a small part in an old Curb Your Enthusiasm last night. I googled him just to see more pics. He is truly a handsome man. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 4June 6, 2018 2:11 PM

I am curious about the Hermann dong.

by Anonymousreply 5June 6, 2018 2:56 PM

Peter Hermann pitching laundry detergent

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by Anonymousreply 6June 6, 2018 3:00 PM

Nice looking, but not a good actor.

by Anonymousreply 7June 6, 2018 3:04 PM

I think he was slightly chubbier in the commercials.

He looks MUCH hotter now. Hello, daddy!

by Anonymousreply 8June 6, 2018 3:05 PM

He played a hot gay in "Philomena."

by Anonymousreply 9June 6, 2018 3:06 PM

Some of us remember him as the doctor who cloned a human being on The Guiding Light!

He had long, swoopy Hugh Grant hair then.

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2018 3:06 PM

He was discovered working construction by modelling scout. He transitioned from modelling to acting and the rest is history.

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2018 3:08 PM

He has a very lucrative gig serving as Mariska’s beard and sperm donor

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2018 3:31 PM

[quote] He has a very lucrative gig serving as Mariska’s beard and sperm donor

If that is the case why is he doing commercials for laundry detergent

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2018 3:34 PM

Mariska's MERKIN.

by Anonymousreply 14June 6, 2018 10:12 PM

I want his ballsack slapping against my chin.

by Anonymousreply 15June 6, 2018 10:18 PM

I like the way r15 thinks.

by Anonymousreply 16June 7, 2018 12:01 AM

I’d love to see his bare feets. I bet they’re hot and huge.

by Anonymousreply 17June 7, 2018 12:06 AM

[R13] they probably have a prenup need the cash for a rainy day.

by Anonymousreply 18June 7, 2018 12:12 AM

R17 At least a size 13

by Anonymousreply 19June 7, 2018 12:18 AM

Who knew?

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by Anonymousreply 20June 7, 2018 12:19 AM

Pretentious douchebag. Just ask his neighbors.

by Anonymousreply 21June 7, 2018 12:31 AM

He's actually one of the more talented cast members of YOUNGER.

by Anonymousreply 22June 7, 2018 12:32 AM

Yes to the ballsack, but I want him sitting on my face pronto!

by Anonymousreply 23June 7, 2018 12:33 AM

I can just see that ballsac now, two big egg size nuts, hanging but not sagging. Perfectly covered in just the right amount of fur.

by Anonymousreply 24June 7, 2018 8:55 PM

where

are

the

nudes?

by Anonymousreply 25June 12, 2018 5:41 PM

He's 6'5"

I wan't that donkey dick deep in my guts STAT!

by Anonymousreply 26February 4, 2019 1:07 AM

He was on an episode of Sex And The City. He wanted to fuck Charlotte. His mother was a member of Charlotte's Temple after she converted. He was VERY good looking in that episode and VERY arrogant.

by Anonymousreply 27February 4, 2019 1:12 AM

If Mariska is a LESBO does that mean that Peter Hermann is a HOMO?

by Anonymousreply 28February 4, 2019 1:12 AM

Saw him in person two years ago at a friend's daughter's communion. Unreal in person. A truly handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 29February 4, 2019 1:45 AM

For a while we thought his main line of work was as a handbag designer, but we were wrong. That was a different Peter Hermann.

by Anonymousreply 30February 4, 2019 2:05 AM

r20 That site is suspect. Take a look at this and tell me it doesn't make you puke up your lunch. (It's Shawn Mendes.)

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by Anonymousreply 31February 4, 2019 2:06 AM

I love him in the SATC episode. Arrogant yet still very charming and you believed he could have any Jewess in that room. 'Charlotte, you went out with a fagalla and a meeskite but not my David?'

by Anonymousreply 32February 4, 2019 3:42 AM

R22, I like him on “Younger” and agree he is one of the better actors. He was particularly handsome in the episode(s) where he was sporting the facial hair.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 4, 2019 3:51 AM

He always has this somewhat dazed look on his face, like he's not very bright.

by Anonymousreply 34February 4, 2019 4:17 AM

Peter Hermann (actor)

Peter Hermann, 51 (born August 15, 1967) is an American actor, producer and writer. He is married to actress Mariska Hargitay, with whom he has three children. Hermann was born in New York City to German parents but moved to Germany when he was two months old. He lived in Germany until he was 10, and did not learn English until he returned to the United States. He attended Yale University.

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by Anonymousreply 35February 4, 2019 4:42 AM

He's friggin gorgeous. I never pay attention to the Hargitay threads. Why exactly does she have a hardcore lesbian following who believe she's gay? (and please, don't give the the trite "because she is" nonsense). Details please and is this guy gay or is she bi? What's the deal?

by Anonymousreply 36February 4, 2019 7:59 AM

Peter is a GORGEOUS elderly homosexual!

(are there nude photos?)

by Anonymousreply 37February 4, 2019 8:19 AM

She’s a known lesbian , no ? Is he gay or bi ? Confused here . Help me out .

by Anonymousreply 38February 4, 2019 8:40 AM

"bi" = likes both men and boys!

by Anonymousreply 39February 4, 2019 8:42 AM

Who here has had him?

by Anonymousreply 40February 4, 2019 9:25 AM

OP-Peter Hermann is probably a bottom. Basically he wants YOU inside HIM quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 41February 4, 2019 12:14 PM

That's a tall bottom.

by Anonymousreply 42February 4, 2019 4:12 PM

[quote]Who here has had him?

Never had, but sure as hell want. I'm surprised he didn't show up the thread about hot, older guys.

by Anonymousreply 43February 4, 2019 4:13 PM

in* the thread

by Anonymousreply 44February 4, 2019 4:13 PM

Check me out, Zaddy!

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by Anonymousreply 45February 4, 2019 4:17 PM

Those eyes look "dirty"

by Anonymousreply 46February 4, 2019 4:20 PM

Very handsome man and in a 'super-size' too. Saw him in New York several years ago walking and almost slipped on the jeez dripping down my leg. She's a lucky bich.

by Anonymousreply 47February 4, 2019 4:20 PM

Asshole, just ask his neighbors in the Hamptons.

R35, note the word "attended."

by Anonymousreply 48February 4, 2019 4:26 PM

R48, I hope you really know this rather than some bitter lesbian who wants Hargitay and is jealous of him.

by Anonymousreply 49February 4, 2019 4:29 PM

I do know this, R49. His neighbors had to take him to city council. It was rather well publicized.

by Anonymousreply 50February 4, 2019 4:32 PM

Publicized? Shit, what did he do that required the city council getting involved? I thought you were just claiming he was a run-of-the-mill jerk.

by Anonymousreply 51February 4, 2019 4:37 PM

There was an episode of Younger where his "largesse" was accepted as a given.

by Anonymousreply 52February 4, 2019 4:41 PM

Most of this is just city bylaw type stuff, but they blatantly lied about the basketball court and thought they could get away with it.

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by Anonymousreply 53February 4, 2019 4:41 PM

Oh come on, R48. That doesn't make him a jerk. If his dog was shitting on everyone's property and he refused to pick it up, that's a jerk. Their kid wanting a basketball court or a treehouse and *them* (as a couple) writing a letter to the CC, doesn't quite justify the vitriol you have towards him. This kind of thing with zoning is common. They tried to get away with the zoning nonsense, big deal. Tons of people try.

You'll have to do better than that, hon.

by Anonymousreply 54February 4, 2019 4:49 PM

Oh yes, r48, you're such the aggrieved party. You've never even been to the Hamptons except as a cater waiter

by Anonymousreply 55February 4, 2019 4:53 PM

From Younger

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by Anonymousreply 56February 4, 2019 5:05 PM

How about them lying about the basketball court, R54?

by Anonymousreply 57February 4, 2019 5:22 PM

R57, again, I mean lying about something is one thing, but it's not like it was his lie alone - it was a family decision. Understand that when you say "jerk," there are assumptions that come with that adjective. It's assumed he treated people like shit. He lied about something on his property, he didn't kick the maid, did he?

by Anonymousreply 58February 4, 2019 5:34 PM

I called him an asshole, R58. What do you call someone who thinks that they can get away with lying about having an illegal basketball court on his property? It wasn't just, "there's no basketball court here" either. They (he and his wife) purposely left it off a survey, took it down and reinstalled it, illegally. That's someone who thought their money and status made them above rules and regulations, in other words, an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 59February 4, 2019 5:45 PM

Since it happened in the Hamptons, the neighbors are almost certainly complete fucking entitled assholes so I can't really care much.

by Anonymousreply 60February 4, 2019 5:48 PM

That's what I was thinking, too, R60. I mean I'm pretty sure we're not dealing with like an eminent domain situation where Hermann was trying to get some little old couple removed from their home to build an extension on his home.

We're talking about a bunch of snobs going at it. Big whoop.

by Anonymousreply 61February 4, 2019 5:55 PM

Well then include him as an entitled asshole too, R60.

by Anonymousreply 62February 4, 2019 5:58 PM

Anyone who puts a basketball court outside is an asshole. The noise!

by Anonymousreply 63February 4, 2019 5:59 PM

And how would you like a gigantic treehouse seven feet from your property, R61? It'd be ok with because Peter Hermann and Mariska Hargitay put it up?

by Anonymousreply 64February 4, 2019 6:02 PM

R64, I'd hope Hermann would give me a tour of it and we'd use it to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 65February 4, 2019 6:05 PM

He played a gay Republican in "Philomena."

by Anonymousreply 66February 4, 2019 7:57 PM

Inside someone who is a him? Not a bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 67February 4, 2019 9:05 PM

No one here gives a shit about his basketball court except for one low-rent poster who'd bend over for Hermann in a heartbeat but hate himself for doing so.

by Anonymousreply 68February 5, 2019 3:54 AM

He cloned one of the most famous characters in all of daytime soaps. I heard Mariska watched the show and noticed him to be the future beard she needed.

by Anonymousreply 69February 5, 2019 3:58 AM

Most of us DL Homos could see especially before Mariska BULKED UP in the last three or four years of SVU she looked like a fashionable urban LESBIAN.

by Anonymousreply 70February 5, 2019 4:00 AM

I want to proclean his laundry

by Anonymousreply 71February 5, 2019 4:08 AM

Why exactly would she even need a beard? I mean isn't it easier being a lesbian in Hollywood than a gay man? Especially considering her following could fill a Lowe's parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 72February 5, 2019 5:40 AM

He has that Tim Tebow upturned nose.

by Anonymousreply 73February 5, 2019 6:08 AM

He is an extremely attractive man. If Mariska bought him - she's got good taste in merchandise.

by Anonymousreply 74February 5, 2019 11:21 AM

R16, yeah. With his cock.

by Anonymousreply 75February 5, 2019 11:41 AM

Who wouldn't when you're looking at that man, R75?

by Anonymousreply 76February 5, 2019 6:52 PM

[quote]Saw him in person two years ago at a friend's daughter's communion. Unreal in person. A truly handsome man.

Did you take the opportunity to go to confession that day for your impure thoughts? I sure as hell would have if I saw him.

by Anonymousreply 77February 6, 2019 4:10 AM

I met him on an airplane once. He's even better looking in person.

by Anonymousreply 78February 6, 2019 5:51 AM

Isn't his wife Lebanese?

by Anonymousreply 79February 6, 2019 5:53 AM

Yes, R79. He's married to Danny Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 80February 6, 2019 5:58 AM

Bump for middle-aged hotness

by Anonymousreply 81February 18, 2019 2:34 AM

Meh. Too German looking for my tastes. He sure has that square head thing happening.

by Anonymousreply 82February 18, 2019 2:37 AM

He stole my line.

by Anonymousreply 83February 18, 2019 2:44 AM

I'm glad there's one place left in the world where we can type out our specific desires and not giving a shit about offending the gay marriage crowd.

by Anonymousreply 84February 18, 2019 2:45 AM

^?

by Anonymousreply 85February 18, 2019 2:57 AM

He cloned Reva.

by Anonymousreply 86February 18, 2019 3:24 AM
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