Jennifer Aniston Heartbreak As Justin Theroux & Emma Stone ‘Get Serious’

Jen Aniston. Permanently heartbroken.

I thought Emma was Lebanese.

Hopefully Jen finds some hot rebound cock.

She’s probably a lez though anyway.

Really, does ANYONE give a shit about Aniston except her publicist?

Aren't all 3 gay then? Emma is lez. Justin must be gay cause she's the bigger star and would have no reason to date a B level actor otherwise. So those tumors of Jen being lez just might be true.

Not surprised Justin moved on easily. He is a hot piece of ass

Aniston is a cold-hearted cunt who only cares about herself. She wouldn't mind a bit that her ex, whom she rarely saw and only wed for publicity, has moved on. She would prefer that it be with someone older and a non-Oscar winner, but you can't have everything.

It would be funny, though, if Theroux went on to marry a younger woman and had children with her. It would open up all of the "poor childless Jen stories" again. Seriously, if Aniston had wanted a child, she would have had one. Look at Sandra Bullock and Charlize Theron.

Oh, Jen...Emma is ugly!

I don't think Jenn wants kids.

Isn't she a little young for him??? Kinda funny, both Angelina and Emma have had her exes and Jen's most coveted possession. The Oscar.

R8 I hate to say it but I think so too. Sorry Emma.

Match made in heaven. Justin provides the looks, Emma provides the star power

R12 and the youth he is so desperate to hang on to.

True enough R13 I still say its a fair exchange.

I'd say he's holding on to his youth pretty well. Killer body.

Emma looks and sounds like a star-gold lesbian. I'm sure "Jen" is "heartbroken" because she called dibs on Em's pussy. Not that i believe a word about this "news".

Why does Jennifer Aniston have such trouble keeping men? Is she nutzo?

^because playing the wronged woman is her main career. Movies are basically an hobby to her by now.

Well she doesn't need the money R18

Justin is also one of the only guys I've ever seen that looks good with any kind of grooming. Clean shaven and full beard (no pun intended) both look great!

R8, and there's that odd mouth lisp thing going on with E, too.

Being the "wronged" woman is what keeps Jen in the magazines. It certainly isn't her movie career. And btw, who really gives a shit what her ex is up to? They're divorced.

Also has a big swinging dick.

Justin, I mean.

Jennifer Aniston is boring on so many levels, and she never really had an ongoing successful career. Who wants to hear about her dry itchy eyes and Aveeno moisturizer 24/7 ?

Is it just rumors Justin is hung? Do we have proof?

Aniston is 49 years old.

Stone is 29 years old.

Subtract 29 from 49, and you will have your answer.

Justin showed his dick on ^ Feet Under and his bulge had co-star status on The Leftovers.

Jesus, is this guy the only heterosexual man around these days? I don't get the attraction. Birdlike and bland. Must be some cocksman.

POOR JEN! Does her heartache ever end?

oh come on R28. Justin sounds like an obnoxious "artsy" type but he's fucking hot.

He looks like he knows how to fuck. And that body is far from bland

Truuuuuussssstttt me, his dick is huge!

So your brother told you after Justin fucked him, Emma?

Justin could do anything to me

And I do mean anything

I'm sure this will cause her to get drunk and fall down again.

More Fake HeartBreak as Fake Boyfriend finds another Fake Girlfriend

Jennifer, your problem isn't dry eyes, it's a dry pussy.

Wait, this story is from Radar Online? It MUST be true!

is there a reason i can't reach Radar Online from outside the US?

God's mercy R39

So this is basically the Coming Out statement for all three.

She's going to have to start locking men in her closet so they can't escape.

Why anyone would give up fucking John Mayer is beyond me.

I had a crush on Emma. No more. I can't find it in me to keep pretending that she might be a lesbian. Not with all of these guys on her resume. She pings like a mofo but I guess it wasn't meant to be.

5 year contract with Andrew Garfield. Justin Theroux is a palate cleanser with bonus baby.

She was dating an SNL writer in between, R45.

No she was not. That thin SNL writer (who had a beard, ironically) is a homosexual man.

Emma Stone has been in a relationship with Jennifer Lawrence for the last 2 years.

I’m sure Jen doesn’t give a shit. He’s overrated looks wise.

If she's so heartbroken...this is the so stupid.

Great horrible photo of Aniston!!!! Ha ha ha!!!

50 and still no baby! Or husband! Ha ha!

Are you some bitter stay at home frau who thinks kids equal a successful life, R50? You sound like one. You also sound pretty deranged.

She should have never married that piece of wrinkled leather faux cool artsy POS.

R50, It's pretty obvious that Jennifer doesn't want kids. She's been married twice with husband #1 desperate for a kids.

I think Justin is hot, but such a douchebag. She's well rid. She honestly seems the type that would rather travel and hang with friends than be married or even in a committed relationship.

Jen has always wanted a family. Brad betrayed her with that witch who adopts in an arms race with Mia Farrow. Jen was often seen crying on Court's shoulder because her dreams of being a mother were dashed. Now Justin does THIS to her - unforgivable. Will Jen ever find true love? I thought she and Brad would be back together. Brad's mom is trying to make it happen even if it draws the ire of Witch Angelina.

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Why did Jen dump Brad Pitt in the first place?

Poor poor Jen. At least I have my children to keep me company.

bitter old cunt. she realizes he only wanted a bit of publicity pretending to love her.

who would want into her dried old vag.

now he has some young juicy poon. good for him.

Justin was always too hot for Mannifer Maniston.

Pot meet kettle, R59. I think you have Aniston beat when it comes to bitterness. What woman hurt you? Did your wife dump you? Did mother not love you? Tell us.

[Quote] Why anyone would give up fucking John Mayer is beyond me.

Because he's an asshole.

[Quote] Emma Stone has been in a relationship with Jennifer Lawrence for the last 2 years.

Sure Jan.

Justin is way hotter than Mayer in my book

R57 I bet ol’ Jim is soooo jealous of Justin right now 😂 maybe him and Jen should hook up?

No one gives a shit about Justin, that includes Aniston. She used him. He used her. She's got money, great homes, pets. Hitting menopause. It's just her image she cares about. She couldn't give 2 shits what and or who he does. Would you if you had her financial assets? No. Of course not. He's nothing special. She's old enough to be past all of that now. Put yourself in her shoes. Imagine the real estate and bank accounts. Would you care about Justin or Brad? No, you wouldn't. You'd be more concerned with your pets and building the most awesome swimming pool or spa. No kids, no chains. Decorating a home is on her list. Drinking cocktails. Not that dweeb you used to seem like you really care about companionship. She's got the life!

She doesn't care if he's dating some Lohan looking shanty ho. Would you? Of course not. Trimming a tree to a bonsai? More likely.

Her and Courtney should just go Lez together. Show everyone.

R65 Justin is probably the best dick she's had. They were together years. She nearly left him when he wouldn't propose. This isn't some inconsequential weekend fling like you're trying to make it seem

R50, very ghetto attitude. You've got shit in the bank. More money on an EBT card. WIC, anyone? Trash.

[Quote] She nearly left him when he wouldn't propose.

Well look how that turned out....😒

Lots of fraus on welfare infesting this thread. No light eyes, right?

Emma and Justin and friends trying to up their PR and remain relevant

Jesus, enough of this old, dried up, put upon, drunken hag.

I guess it is impossible to have ONE fucking thread without someone calling a straight gay. So weird. WTF

Any background info on the R57 clip? Looney Tunes X 10.

Wonder why Emma got completely ignored on her Billie Jean King "Battle of the Sexes" gig? Has someone decided she is over already?

Lots of ghetto hos with 3+ kids from different fathers here feeling "sorry" for Aniston. Hey, your latest guy could buy you an actual real estate property with all of the money spent on cam hos with his porn addiction, loser.

He's ugly, I don't get the love. Has an ugly nose.

He's hot and has a perfect tight body

Fuck off Fraus

There is a pretty disturbed troll posting here. And this thread has been very civil otherwise

Unless Justin changes his name to Justine and becomes a female, Stone won't be interested in him in the slightest.

I am with you, R78. He is average, wouldn't look at him on the street at all. And WTF is he always wearing black?

He wears black because he is hip, edgy, and cool. He is an actor, after all.

Hi Justin at r84

I think she is pretty and ugly all at the same time - it depends on her facial expressions. she has the kind of face that looks better with sunglasses, her buggy eyes are kind of scary.

Black suits his dark hair

Sorry, Jen, but no man (aka str8 guy) with anything going for him wants an old bag.

Emma is the type of girl that needs makeup 24/7 to look pretty. She's basic

She was just playing with Thoreau as a boy toy. It was never serious.

JennJenn is the female version of Jack Nicholson, or Leo. She just wants to party and get laid and tan by the pool.

You don't force "boy toys" to marry you.

He got over her pretty quickly when I heard about there divorce...or break up. I never got the feeling that he was really all that into her.

Does Jen do anything other than vacation in Mexico these days?

I'm sick to fucking death of Jenn's heartbreak.

R91 there's no marriage license on file though.

Based on OPs photo, Emma should have played Tonya Harding instead of Margot.

Oh pleez! Justin is such a cliched douche! I wish I could have a midlife crisis and have LV pay for it. Trust me, Jen has NO heartbreak over this POS. She's rich, gorgeous, popular and fabulous and in a month, no one will remember short man.

I thought Emma Stone could do better than dating a B-Lister old enough to be her dad.

Maybe it's just for PR.

LOL you guys don't want to admit it, but these rich women are dating Justin because they want his cock. And I don't blame them

Is it just me? Or is there someone on this thread who is a MAJOR Jennifer Aniston fan?

So R100? I'm a major Justin fan. Live and let live

No worries; they seem really invested in the narrative of, Jennifer Aniston is happy and give no fucks about Justin is all.

I don't see this Theroux guy's appeal. He's fug, not hot at all. I could care less how big his cock is. People don't spend 100% of their days fucking. Sex, like anything else, gets boring.

It seems the median age at DL these day is 16! 16 year old horny gay boys drooling after a fug actor. I've never seen such stan frau behaviour from gay men in my life! It seems to be getting worse at DL.

I’m with R103

He's not hot!

I though Emma was dating Dave McCary from SNL? They were a couple just a couple months ago.

Isn't Emma gay?!

r103 = fish

Didn't Emma used to be cute?

If this were the 1940s Datalounge would greet the news of Bette Davis' marriage to Arthur Farnsworth with cries of 'but she PINGS and she is GAY we all know Bette is GAY.'

La La Land!

I actually took this hotness in my vegan, "virgin" pussy, Jen did not! I miss this herpes-infested stud?

Justin knows how to push it in.

Brad is a homosexual micro-meat!

Jennifer is facing life alone. Brad may never call her. Be BRAVE Jen!

Lol you justin haters would be on your knees if you could

She wants a beard and he wants attention!

R99 I doubt emma stone wants anyone's cock!

Justin seems like he has the type of body that requires a bunch of weird chemicals and drugs to maintain any mass

I think he's just a former skinny guy whose frame looks good on camera. Same as Brad Pitt.

I did work on his show, though not in a scene with him, and I will say this: nobody had a bad word to say about him. He was quite popular with cast and crew alike. So maybe he's only douchey in photographs.

Emma Stone is a lesbian and everyone in Hollywood knows this. One suspects Jen and Theroux were in some kind of lavender arrangement if T is "seeing" Stone.

If the only benefit Jenn got out of the relationship was dick, why would she choose a gay man?

Because she's gay and close to her extended breeder Greek family in the valley. Lavender is Hollywood's favorite color even in 2018.

But she has no kids and no plans to have any. Wouldn't she be trying to change that if she was so concerned with opinion of the breeders?

Good times.

According to the various tabloid covers, Jennifer has been pregnant about 4,000 times in the past 20 years. And yes, they are now reporting that she's pregnant with Brad's baby. It's a miracle!

Justin is an obvious homosexual.

He was when I was sucking him off and taking him INSIDE.

[quote][R103] = fish

TYPICAL DL braindead response when a gay man doesn't find another man hot. The poster calls them a "fish". Why don't you just fuck off already.

I don't think Justin Theroux is hot, never have, actually his author uncle Paul was actually hot back in the day, as is his cousin British author Louis Theroux.

There is something extremely smarmy about Justin's looks which I don't find attractive. Sue me.

How is the new hot couple? Did they buy a baby yet?

Justin has had some face work done.

Damn, he fug!

Honestly, what is this guy's appeal. His supposedly big cock? He's not even such a good actor.

Poor Jennifer. When will she ever find a man who will stay?

Good god the celebrity press won't go two months without a new "Jen heartbroken" cover of one sort or other. After 25 years of repetition you'd think they would move on to another celeb for their agony queen.

Poor Jen. It must be exhausting being a perpetual victim.

If Emma Stone is a lesbian, then who has she hooked up with? Her best bud Jennifer Lawrence seems too straight.

Justin is such a phony hipster art boi , ugh. Wearing black leather to show how cool he is. So stale, such a ridiculous trope. Hey Justin NYC had a cool art scene until the early 90's and now it's just shit!

All three are gay. I want to know if Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are gay. Neither one seems to go on real dates. Their relationship is bizarre. They meet up every six months and breakup after a week And go bearding again. I think Justin is straight though. he seemed genuinely bsmitten with Gomez when he was young. Don't know why Gomez is hanging around Aniston.

[Quote] I want to know if Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are gay.

If they were, i'd guess bi instead of gay.

[Quote] Their relationship is bizarre. They meet up every six months and breakup after a week

I think you mean toxic.

I don't know why, but I get a frigid vibe from Jennifer Aniston. Maybe she was molested when she was younger or sex is painful for her. I think that explains why she can't hold onto a man.

Also, the men she chooses tend to be good looking and childish womanizers to begin with, which is never a good idea. She needs to get herself a nice ordinary guy, who will gracefully accept the piecemeal sex she gives without going on the hunt for newer younger pew tang.

R141 I don’t get when these actresses will get it/-as you get older especially you date “down” not “equal” or “up” —meaning you find yourself a non-stud, non-actor type. Stay out of the papers & concentrate on your acting. I never hear about Jen’s acting or movies anymore. She became famous with FRIENDS but after that it’s been more & more about her personal life. Her bestie Courtney Cox dated down with David Arqutte and had a decade long marriage. If you are a woman, you have to date down. Any stud muffin/A lister/etc will eventually cheat on you & leave you. 9 times out of 10 actors dating actors rarely works out anyways or dissolves into an open marriage a la Will and Jada. Jen needs to 1)date outside the actors circle 2) date down or 3) go gay. Or just be happy being single.

I would call Justin dating down, Jenn is much richer and more famous than him. He's just really hot is all. But it's not like Jenn is ugly herself

Nobody cares, darling. You were not THAT nice when you were young. Karma is a bitch

Jennifer Aniston needs to go away. Perky doesn't work at 50.

Emma was and on off with Shailene Woodley, who kind of turned her out. They also left the met ball holding hands a month ago.

That seems to be a recent acquaintance, R146, so did you just make up the backstory to suit? I'd like to believe you but....

Jennifer Aniston is an Aquarius.

From OP's link: [quote]they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

Haha - total PR fluff.

Jen has confided to close friends that she pines for Brad but knows his children with Angelina will keep them apart. She has missed out on being a mother which is something she always wanted but because of her career she had to sacrifice. It is not fair that Angelina can adopt children like she is buying groceries. Brave Jen!

Damn Justin is looking good

R65 is right....and he looks like he smells bad...

If Aniston had wanted kids, she had an ample opportunity to have them--Brad Pitt was clearly willing and post-pitt, Aniston had the money to adopt or spawn one. I think she's never wanted them, but pretends that she did because her audience consists of lots of women who can't imagine not wanting kids. The whole wanting kids/heartbreak thing makes her relatable to ordinary women--and that just-one-of-the-girls thing is part of her brand.

Not every actress with a low voice is automatically a lesbian. There were other reasons that Jodie Foster pinged so hard (not the least being that she was pretty much out at Yale.) Also don't think Stone falls into the who-does-she-think-she's-fooling Kristen Stewart camp. I'm going to go with my usual actress default setting for Stone--mostly straight and needy. "Mostly" because actors are a fluid bunch on the whole--goes with the territory.

I think Jen has never wanted kids. Her really bad relationship with her mother is one of the reasons. She’s also a narcissist, who loves herself than anything else and she’s not gonna change that. Jolie has always helped poor people women men children old people unfortunate people from alll over the world. What has Jen done to help others while she’s a filthy rich person?

Plus Jen is a huge pot smoker and wouldn't want to have to quit for the pregnancy.

Not to mention it fucking up her body.

Should you not smoke pot while pregnant???

Aniston has never wanted kids. She's too selfish to care about anyone else. I've told this story before but it bears repeating. I work for a production company that does charitable video work, the kind that films for hospitals, non-profits, etc. Marlo Thomas strong-armed Aniston into making an appearance for Saint Jude's Hospital. Aniston did not want to do it, and was a total bitch on set. Think about it, do you ever see her doing anything for anyone else? There was another time when Aniston was scheduled to do a testimonial for a particular event. Sidney Poitier was also scheduled to be filmed, prior to her. Due to a production snafu, filming got held up and Aniston pitched a fit that she wasn't going to wait. Mr. Poitier graciously volunteered for her to go first, and she accepted! Total cunt. He, on the other hand was pure class.

She has to work for that body, it's not her natural born shape. She'd never bounce back from pregnancy. She's also afraid a bio child would expose her pre plastic surgery face and hairline. Somehow she's cognizant that once you have a child with someone you're link to them until death. There's no trap door for escape. Not giving birth extends your youth as well. NO bladder problems when old. Have as family member ME who says there's an advantage to not having children they see during autopsies. They can tell if someone has birthed even one child as from a concave in the top of the cervix.

Emma Stone got ugly. Now bitch looks like Evan Stone.

Lots of emotional and spiritual benefits from child rearing though

Why would Jen want kids? She’s rich and famous and can do whatever she wants. She doesn’t have to snare s man to help pay the bills.

She was early 30s when she married Brad in 2000 and made a big thing out of wanting to be a "young mother." Well, it was already too late for that but she could have pushed a couple of kids out in her 30s. But funny how that never happened. Obviously too busy with her "career," which has consisted of a TV show that has made her obscenely rich so that she never has to work again plus a whole slew of unforgettable films.

And how could she carry a child with her burden of dry eyes?

Before we really knew who Madonna truly is I suspected she sought out a sperm donor clinic having Lourdes. That would have been the smarter move. Personal trainer? We would have paid big bucks for the best gene pool available. Not $ all life to supporting/subsidizing Carlos.

I wonder if she had begrudgingly let Brad knock her up if he still would have taken up with Angelina.

R165 smoking pot does dry out the eyes and mouth. R158 I believe it is frowned upon to smoke pot while pregnant.

Are you kidding R162? So old fashioned frau like a statement. I think fostering lion Cubs would be spiritually beneficial.

R156 , I'm smokin' a little grass here and feelin' sad that Jen lost Brad to Angie and she's got dry eyes and an empty womb. I want to cry SO BAD. But the tears won't come. Cravin' a pizza here.

He's so edgy.

I hear he's weird. He collects teeth and keeps them in a bowl in his living room. That's just weird.

Is she family?

Jen is way too old to get pregnant. She's no longer moist down there.

R165 & R170 Love ya. Muah.

Gomez is probably bi, she and Demi Lovato were a couple in their teens.

Could you imagine if Aniston really did have a bio spawn out there by selling or donating her eggs to a friend or relative with conception problems years ago? Don't wanna give any gossip or blind item sites any ideas.

I don't think its frau like to want to raise children. Many gay men go out of their way and pay exorbitant sums to do it

[quote]Jennifer Aniston is an Aquarius. We’re very difficult to love. Lol

This is such a ridiculous blanket statement, you might have issues, doesn't mean all Aquarius ppl are like you! Where do you get such utter bullshit?

I have two very close Aquarius friends, they are wonderful and giving people. Always there when someone needs help, just great decent people. They're funny, with great personalities, charming and physically attractive too. They can be moody and withdraw sometimes, but do do others. I know one of them since I was a teen, which was a long time ago, we are still close.

This is what I got from the article at R151:

[quote]After wrapping up their meal, the group, which included [bold]journalist Derek Blasberg[/bold], then headed back inside Lawrence's apartment.

I had no idea that this is how Blasberg is described.

If she is heartbroken over Justin and Emms, then she must also be devastated over Justin and the various young black women that he has been seen with lately.

Justin always looked like a prop in pictures with Jennifer.

What a story. Gay actor Theroux goes to dinner part at Lesbian couple Emma Stone and her TWO YEAR LONG girlfriend Jennifer Lawrences's apartment.

Im not surprised Justin left Jennifer Aniston for Emma. And he’s been fucking Emma since before things ended with Jen. This is gonna be a continued cycle for Aniston. It’s her own fault. Her image is everything to her but appearing like the perfect woman to the American public isn’t going to help,her personal life. Jen loses guys because she’s boring and annoying. And the time she spends crafting her perfect image is time she should spend with her man having fun. Hence why she can’t keep a man. But Emma better get ready for some revenge karma. Jen’s def not the woman to scorn. She fights back! A few DL’ers have pointed out that Jen will use all her Hollywood friends to blackball Emma now. And she will...count on it! And nobody in Hollywood is happier than LeAnn Rimes right now that this is happening. Because now finally Emma Stone can take her place as the most hated woman in Hollywood! And maybe deservedly!

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Emma is a Scorpio so you know if she’s into men even a little she’s putting out. Jen always looked way too asexual and frigid to me. I bet Emma is more wild & kinky in bed & Justin is a Leo so you know he wants to get down.

LOL I read that as "& Justin is IN Leo ..."

As in Leo DiCaprio.

HOTT!

Justin is so hot. Jen may be happier now but she's not gonna get dick that good in a committed relationship again

I don't get Justin Theroux's appeal AT ALL. He's not attractive and isn't that good an actor. The posts about his dick are also laughable. I find him extremely creepy looking.

Seems people hate Jen Aniston more than they really care about that douche Justin Theroux. He's used as a prop by people who despise her. There's a weird psychological dynamic going on here.

The appeal of Justin is that he looks like this and is reportedly hung. And I love Jenn. I think she does some amazing performances like Horrible Bosses. I just can't imagine someone giving up sex with Justin

None of these three are impressive in the acting department, let's face it.

Justin's tattoo looks like one huge blister.

Classic beard set up. Anniston prefers chicks. Good luck to her and him for that matter. Nobody is heartbroken, they are all rich as Croesus and leading interesting lives.

Emma said Theroux is like her bruther ... that mean he's a fag and her a dyke?

I am sure she broke up with him, that's why he is getting with somebody young enough to be his daughter.

[quote]The appeal of Justin is that he looks like this and is reportedly hung. And I love Jenn. I think she does some amazing performances like Horrible Bosses. I just can't imagine someone giving up sex with Justin.

A lot of people don't find his look appealing, I don't. I honestly don't understand the attention he gets. I also don't find him attractive facially. I'm the kind of man who is more interested in a man's face, than his body. When we talk to someone we usually look at their face, not their six-pack!

I'm also attracted to more exotic and interesting looking men. He's very bland. I also find his eyes creepy. He'd be great as a serial killer. They should pick him to play Ted Bundy!

A "source" .........

That source sure gets around.

R194 there's nothing wrong with you not caring that much about bodies or not finding him appealing. But it's pretty weird to say you don't get it.

Like do you not see all the six pack worship on DL? Pretty clear many people do care mostly about bodies. And even face wise many people consider him attractive.

I don't find Drake attractive for example, but I can understand that many other people do

I only know Justin Theroux from Mulholland Drive and as Aniston's boyfriend (I think he started dating her before the HBO show). The relationship gave him spotlight and upgraded his Hollywood status. If he's dating Emma Stone it means he decided to move a step up in the fame department.

He's getting attention because of the eye-watering amount of GAY sex he's having in Hollywood.

The higher ups love that.

It sure isn't because of his pointy beak nose, hairline, and dork voice.

Doesn't Hollywood EVER date outside of its professional circle? Don't they function in the real world and meet other people? It is so bizarre., this rondelay of celebrity beds.

No, the illuminati select your bf or gf once you enter the world of celebrity. That's why so many celebrity couples. Gavin and Gwen Stefani. Josh Dumel and Fergie. Affleck and Paltrow.

It's all set up by gay masons behind the scenes.

Jennifer Aniston needs to disappear from the spotlight and get herself together. Peace.

Catch me up why does everyone think Emma Stone is a lesbian? Because of her voice? She seems like a total Frau to me.

That's not heartache. Now if Justin AND Brad were dating each other, she'd have some serious tschipilkis.

Jen must be heartbroken about being close to 50 without having a baby. She must feel so unfulfilled.

Jen doesn't want kids. And unlike many people who feel that way, she was smart enough not to have them. I respect her for making the wise choice rather than bring kids into the world just to present a certain image.

[quote]Jen must be heartbroken about being close to 50 without having a baby. She must feel so unfulfilled.

Surely a frau parody post. Tons of women don't want kids. I have a female friend who is one of eleven children. My friend and six of her siblings have no desire to ever have children.

Jen desperately wanted Brad's baby but he put her off. Then he broke her heart by canoodling with Angelina. What a low blow. Her desire for a child as she saw that witch/whore Angelina adopt and produce children was the icing on the cake. Not only did Angelina steal her man and humiliate her, she robbed her of being a mother.

Jen & Emma are Dykes

So much gay in this story.

Emma manages to be less sexy than Jennifer. No way is Justin dating her.

The DL obsession with this dull actor is over the top.