Let's be "I identify as ..."!

I’m oppressed by OP’s co-option of several of my identities. I also identify as a pansexual, panamorous, panopticon, pancakes loving panoramic panda. My pronouns are bher, bhim and bhey. The fact that I have all limbs attached and can walk doesn’t mean I’m not wheelchair dependent you ableist cunts. My spirit animal is dead.

This thread is causing my identities to subluxate!

I’m a person not an identity, stupid.

Lost me at "queer."

No, no, r4. "I identify as an old fart."

I identify as a beautiful male model!

You all need to validate my identity by begging to have sex with me, and paying me a thousand dollars an hour to just wear clothes.

I am 70, but I identity as a hot 22 year old.

And it works, because guys always think I am in college.

I identify as a crusty DL cunt with a soft spot for animals.

I'm a black woman, sistahs.

I like mostly pole with a little bit of hole. I consider that to be relatively private. I don't expect strangers on the street to acknowledge or affirm my bedroom choices.

I identify as COCK SUCKER!!!

I identify as someone who doesn't believe in "labels". You can call me Antilabelleista.

I identify as whoever Ryan Philippe is currently fucking.

r12 = image consultant

I don't know the PC terms, but I'm a male, was born a male, and am only into males, sexually speaking. What is that called now? Do I get cool letters and stuff?

Same-sex loving, r15!

hopelessly unhip, R15

I'm a gay male who's sis-gendered. I mean, cis-gendered.

He/him.

I second r3, identity is meaningless without being a fully individuated person

I’m a man

R21 - You think you're a man but you're only a boy ...

I identify as a small asteroid.

Tomorrow, I may identify as Chris Hemsworth.

I identify as a Vulcan from planet Vulcan and my insurance company is currently OPPRESSING me by refusing to pay for my ear-reshaping surgery! Also my state is committing LITERAL VIOLENCE against my being because they will not identify me correctly on my driver's license.

But I try to keep my turbulent emotions about this systemic oppression in check.

Lol r24

Bisexual, maybe more Demisexual with a touch of Asexual. Really I’m just independent and picky.

I’m a cat.

I'm gay

I identify as a mostly-straight brosexual who never actually sleeps with any women, but I won't use the "gay" label because that insinuates effeminacy and weakness, which makes it so much more difficult for mainstream dudes like us.

I am a gay, mostly straight-acting, white male.

In other words: I AM THE DEVIL

A pandering pancake loving panda with a panther.

I'm a 6'6" ,18yo cisgendered, woman who's destined to play center on the University of Alabama's women's basketball team. I will win the Set's freshman of the year, lead my team to conference, and national, titles. I also look forward to a successful career playing for the WNBA!

Yo! This topic is frightfully infra dig but if you must know, I identify as toff.

I'm a biological woman who identifies as a trans woman. I'm hoping to apply for jobs set aside for women only.

Many of my friends are choosing to identify in this way. It means we can have women only meetings without having to put up with men in dresses.

I don't identify; I [italic]am.[/italic]

I am a soggy newspaper but I identify as a cuckoo clock. On Wednesdays I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars.

I identify as a feckless cunt.

On the second Wednesday of every third month I identify as Charles de Gaulle. If it’s a full moon I may or may not be identifying as a lycanthrope. It’s up to you to work out if I am or not and if you get it wrong I will demand payment for the emotional labor of dealing with your ignorance.