What do I do if I think I’ve eaten laced food?

Take a sample and have it tested. Maybe he shot a load into the meal?

You're expecting a yes or no in this situation from an internet site? You probably are an EST but is going to ER not an option?

How's your mother feeling? Is she showing the same symptoms? What motive would you father have to harm you? If you're really that concerned, send yourself a contemporaneous text or call a friend you trust and express how you're feeling. If you're getting 'sicker', go to the doctor or emergency room.

[quote]What do I do if I think I’ve eaten laced food?

Place all of your assets in my name.

"Worth noting too that he’s been digging in our rural back garden for the last week, for a ‘wall’ renovation."

The handwriting is on the wall.

20 minutes shouldn't be too late to stick your fingers down your throat and puke up everything into the toilet.

You in trouble, girl..

If I were concerned I'd just been poisoned by a parent, the first thing I'd do would be to run to the internet to find out what a load of strangers think.

What a load of shit.

Thanks for the replies so far. As for why I’m asking the net, I’m in an isolated situation with nowhere else to go and no one else to ask that won’t report back to my father. It’s a delicate situation and if I’m wrong I don’t want the backlash.

Is that gonna help R6? Won’t any substance have already taken effect? DGMW I am worried and I don’t feel too hot, but I also haven’t purged since I was 16 and I’d like to keep it that way. R2 ER would be an idea but I can’t drive,I’d have to get my mother to take me and my acting isn’t good enough to fake sickness ahead of time.

My Mom feels fine, R3, but then she always says that. I’ll call my sister and tell her, and send myself a text. To give you some context my father is a weird dude; seemingly nice and harmless and law abiding enough to outside observers but he’s also a semi-recluse with no steady job and he has been verbally/emotionally abusive to me times in the past. We have a very forced relationship, civil and fake-nice but not really connected or close in any way. I have reason to believe he resents my presence in his life and has grown tired of living with me and my Mom and grandmother (he spends a lot of time overseas doing freelance cash-in-hand work, where I suspect he has a mistress of some kind).

R1, Jesus. That made me feel even worse, and I think swallowing your own father’s load would be worse than anything🤯🤮😨

"20 minutes shouldn't be too late to stick your fingers down your throat and puke up everything"

Said differently: You in danger, hurl!

Hon, have you confused DL for Tumblr?

Of COURSE this is an extremely scary tale, obviously true and frightening.

Hey, girl. You need to do some quick checking on your status. First,

does your pussy stink?

Mom's okay? That means they're in on it together because it's the only way they could get your fat user ass out in the garden to do some work (feeding the wildlife).

OP would rather keep her purging record clean than get rid of potential poison.

2/10

OP, shouldn't you be updating us by now?

You should call your psychiatrist. You're obviously off your meds. Consider a long-acting injectable anti-psychotic.

R4 made me laugh.

Get ahold of this drunk bitch and ask him what to do.

Call Poison Control. They will be able to advise you if you should make yourself throw up, or dilute with water.

Other choice, have a horrible fit of stomach pain, fall to the floor, clutching and wailing. Roll your eyes and scream "I have been poisoned!"

Are you sure he's your real father OP?

Eat a bunch of marshmallows.

They’ll absorb all the poison and pass it harmlessly through your body.

What did he cook for you? Did it have espresso gravy?

I doubt if OP has a bag of marshmallows out there in rural land R21, but since dad is a prepper, maybe they do.

You'll be better off to release your mortal coil now before dad puts you in the bunker.

Hold on, there's a saint for this. That saint is St. Benedict. Here's the prayer that will cure you. But you have to say it for NINE days. That's right: nine days. So don't die before the nine days are up. If you do, St. Benedict will be disappointed in you and the prayer won't work!

[quote] St. Benedict who taught us the way to religious perfection by the practice of self-conquest, mortification, humility, obedience, prayer, silence, retirement and detachment from the world, I kneel at your feet and humbly beg you to take my present need under your special protection (protect me from POISON). Vouchsafe to recommend it to the Blessed Virgin Mary, and lay it before the throne of Jesus. Cease not to intercede for me until my request is granted. Above all, obtain for me the grace to one day meet God face to face, and with you and Mary and all the angels and saints to praise Him through all eternity. O most powerful Saint Benedict, do not let me lose my soul, but obtain for me the grace of winning my way to heaven, there to worship and enjoy the most holy and adorable Trinity forever and ever. Amen. Our Father, Hail Mary and Glory Be.

Tumblr hustlers don't have time for all that, R24. Their noserings need contributions NOW!!!!

Get thee to thine physician, damnable lady, and quickly! Before thine father's potion coaxes the last breath from the foul chamber of thine vain and upright throat.

Oh shut up Tiffany and take your poison like a good girl, you wasted too much of daddy's money so it's time for you to go. Be grateful I didn't kidney punch you like I did your stepmother.