The World According to Datalounge

The shutdown of Craigslist personals was the biggest tragedy since the Holocaust.

Sushi will kill you.

SDNY will save us all from Trump.

Trashy reality TV should be consumed, savored and discussed.

Caftans and earrings are de rigeur

The queen can skip over Charles any time she feels like it and let William inherit the throne instead, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Nothing wrong with taking 60 loads in a dark alley as long as you’re PrEPped up!

Depends on the breed of dog, OP

All actors/musicians are gay.

The "actors" at Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher are all straight. Why? Because they and their studio P/R hacks say so, so it has to be true.

There were no female artists in the Renaissance.

All gays are disgustingly femmy and deserve no place on this Earth.

AND all attractive straight guys are actually sloppy gay bottoms whom I’ve conquered. ALL OF THEM

If you want to show how brave you are, there are only two possible options. You can climb mountains, or you can donate money to shelters that care for neglected lions. They are mutually exclusive options.

Italian Americans use olive oil for lube.

If you don't like a television show, you are are not to say anything about it on Datalounge. Threads are only for showing appreciation.

All television shows are mindless wastes of time and the only reason I watch all of them is because I am determined to find one someday that wouldn’t be better written and acted by me. So far no luck.

African-American women are mouthy grifters with no impulse control.

African-American men are hot, big-dicked violent thugs.

Porn stars are dieties and gay icons. Even the G4P ones. Actually, ESPECIALLY those ones.

Italian men have the cleanest assholes. Moslems shove a spigot up their ass to achieve the same effect.

All men under 40 are hot the first time you see them and fugly after they've had a professional photo shoot.

Andy Cohen is an ugly, faggoty filthpot who should be shoved into an InSinkErator face first, and that is why I’ve limited my Instagram DMs telling him I’d suck him off to one a week.

There is only one brand of mayonnaise.

all asian gays are silly shallow effeminate bottoms

The most interesting and important thing about you if you kill your husband and then shoot yourself is what your house will be worth.

trans people are out to, and will, destroy gays

All male celebrities are lowlifes who hire whores. All whores are disgusting wastes of humanity, from Melania to Stormy. All gay porn stars are heroically hot and perfect except the ones who don’t insist they are straight. Those porn stars are sad faggy whores with no shame.

The pinnacle of Western civilization was "The Golden Girls."

No atrocity can not be forgiven if you have a strong jaw, blue eyes and bug dick.

All deplorables live in poverty.

Suburban Dilf's are all secretly doing each other.

Everything Scotty Bowers says is true. Why would he lie?

Anyone who has any illness that I haven’t had personally is a fucking lying attention-seeking FRAU. But I only had a flu that was LITERALLY the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of humanity.

Bug dicks are hot, R27.

“No atrocity can not be forgiven if you have a strong jaw, blue eyes and bug dick.”

🦗🍆

Religious people are fools, antiscientific people are idiots, and could someone please share a magic spell with me to get me a bigger tax return, because last year I lit a black candle by the dark new moon as you said and it didn’t help at all.

Black convicts are all thugs who should be euthanized. But white convicts make Momma's mussy moist!

The only people ever qualified to criticize performing artists are other performing artists with equal or superior lists of accomplishments.

You guys are all sad and going to get yourself a super-AIDS virus with all your whoring and shit my Grindr hook up just walked in brb

The second pinnacle of Western civilization was the TV series "Teen Wolf." Everyone everywhere has seen it and is familiar with all its cast members.

Hedy Lamarr was the last beautiful movie star.

Meryl is not only the worst actress of all time but she has duped an entire industry of professional actors, directors, casting agents, producers and a world of moviegoers into thinking she can act. She has duped EVERYONE EXCEPT ME!

any "straight" guy who ever touched another guy's dick is completely gay

any "gay" guy who ever touched a vagina is also completely gay

You can be an entirely straight man and simultaneously regularly fuck other men.

Aaron Schock is a deplorable, evildoing petty criminal gay Uncle Tom, and I would murder my grandmother in exchange for a glance at his left nipple!

Racism is bad except when it's directed at Russian people who are scum because MSNBC told me so.

Celebrating the achievements of others, being happy for others and encouraging others shortens your life and makes your dick shrink.

Alcoholism is glamorous and sophisticated.

If you disagree with me, there’s a 99 percent chance you are a Russian agent. If you agree with me, there’s a 99 percent chance you’re actually me posting a second time in agreement with myself.

Colton Haynes and Timothee Chamalet are the absolute, hands-down, greatest actors in the history of the universe.

This is a cheap and easy way to promote your favorite Instahoe of the week, where you can post pic after pic after pic, until the next hoe that catches your eye comes along and thus the cycle begins again. Bonus points if he's straight.

The Duchess of Sussex, though raised white with no understanding of "black culture" is simultaneously ghetto trash who used her magic voodoo vagina to bewitch Harry (who's really gay) for the nefarious purpose of destroying the British monarchy while producing a brood of octoroon hangers-on thereto

Other people care if you have strong feelings about circumcision one way or the other.

There are no trivial moments that can't be turned into a dramatic scene worthy of an Oscar.

Other people care if you have strong feelings about de-clawing cats.

Cary Grant gave me a promise ring when we were in middle school, and now I think David Hogg would be an age-appropriate relationship.

Amy Schumer is fatter and uglier than Lena Dunham.

The OP is a cunt.

Although the evidence supports it, as well as the DL world view.

As a gay man, I am offended!

Everything is beneath my dignity on an anonymous internet board but I'll embarrass vermin given a chance in reality.

American red-blooded he-men constantly address one another as "bro" and "bra."

Bisexuality does not exist.

[quote]The OP is a cunt.

I thought we established years ago that it's always R1 who is a cunt.

I look younger than I really am.

You can be the biggest liberal who ever 'liberaled' and have only ever voted for democrats, but the minute you have one position that is different than other DLers you are the biggest freeper who ever 'freeped' or a Russian or a deplorable.

r61 Nice try Boris

Jensen Ackles is evil.

Bathhouses are bad; Grindr is better?

Draining pasta and being a "noob" are mortal sins. Stealing articles of clothing from straight men and lusting after minors are merely frowned upon.

1955 - 1969 New York Housewife should be the lifestyle every gay man should strive for.

Can someone olease explain th whole cat/dog thing got started and why it is such a pernicious stereotype for gays and straights alike?

I am an animal lover and love both, but live in a flat (no yard) and travel a lot. So a cat makes more sense because they are lower maintenance and can be left alone as ling as someone comes in to feed/water/scoop the litter.

This whole idea that dog people are "cool" and cat people are "uncool." Has always bugged me. With straights it is merely a "dog people are cool/cat people are crazy" thing, but in the gay world it also affects how people perceive your level of masculinity. It is so ridiculous. I know straight guys who love cats, and am also friends with a big nelly kaween who has a big Siberian Husky.

If I were forced to make a judgment, I would have to say that it is dog people who seem needier. You don't see cat owners taking their cat with them everywhere they go: out for walks, grocery shopping, even to bars. Most dog people I know seem to need to have their dog with them at all times. How is that "butch" or "cool?"

So where did this all get started and why are people so anti-cat, equating them with nutjobs and effeminates? Why does it persist?

One thing they all seem to have in common is the photo sharing on social media. Cat and dog owners seem to be even steven on that one.

Yuck. So sorry for all the typos. My ipad is getting old and there is lag time when I try to type on it.

I deserve the "Oh, dears!" for not proofreading it first.

[quote]dieties

Oh, dear.

It doesn’t matter how handsome your features are, or how jacked your body, if you have red hair, you are “a ginger” and ugly.

(This opinion is held only by our UK chapter).

If you’re versatile, you’re a total bottom.

The only sexual activity gay men partake of that matters is anal sex. And all hook-ups inevitably involve anal sex.

If you’re a doctor, you’re a top.

If you’re a nurse, you’re a bottom.

ABC soaps reign supreme. CBS and NBC soaps were pathetic also rans.

It is effective and practical to order people to leave a thread on an Internet forum.

America is hell hole on the precipice of collapse and a third world country. Europe = utopia.

So much meaning is packed into the one-word exclamation “Mary!”.

The opioid crisis is god's punishment for deplorables.

Blocking is an effective and oh so very NOT Nelly way to end a conversation.

[quote]Colton Haynes and Timothee Chamalet are the absolute, hands-down, greatest actors in the history of the universe.

Yeah. The intersection between those two is YOODGE.

Knowing about and gossiping about celebrities/Royals makes you a celebrity/Royal-adjacent. But coming from a family of deplorables, working with deplorables and living amongst deplorables does not make you deplorable-adjacent.

Meryl Streep constantly belittles actresses her own age, because that's what being successful means for women.

Megs will be Queen.

Any gay having fun sex in a toilet is trash.

Gays are connected, have influence, are tender and loving.

R62 proves r61's point.

Non-trolls hate the blocking and red-tagging functions on Datalounge.

[quote]Any gay having fun sex in a toilet is trash.

If you can fit in a toilet, does that mean you fuck turds?

Only hot male celebrities are secretly gay. The ugly ones are all straight.

If you try to defend transsexual people on this website, you yourself are trans, most likely Stefonknee,

Transexuals are evil and anti-gay and no gay person would willingly defend them

r67, cats are indoors animals, and dogs need regular outdoor walks. So cat owners have a stereotype generally of being introverted and needy (because if their emotional needs were being met they wouldn't need animals), whereas dog owners have a stereotype of being extroverted and needy (ditto). I would frankly say these stereotypes are generally true.

From there we get the idea that cat people are crazy (because Americans don't like introverts), and among gay men that cat owners are bottoms (because they are not aggressively social enough to have a pet they could walk and thereby meet other people while walking them). I don't think these stereotypes are actually true.

[quote]There is only one brand of mayonnaise.

And we cannot agree which one it is.

It is possible to lose 25 lbs. in two weeks if the situation is dire enough. Other Dataloungers have this knowledge and can share it with you if you ask.

If you've had sex with one or even a few people from any country, state or city, you know what sex with every other person from that country, state or city will be like.

Camilla will never be queen because she is not likeable enough. It's like being prom queen, but on the national level.

It is vital to have encyclopedic knowledge of all female-centric sitcoms from the 1970s.

ATWT, GL and Another World are worthy of thousands of pages of discussion.

[quote]trans people are out to, and will, destroy gays

Well, that's just the truth. And it's hardly a DL exclusive.

[quote]ATWT, GL and Another World are worthy of thousands of pages of discussion.

Well, who doesn't know THAT?

High school wrestler/poets turned social media star/professional bottoms are endlessly fascinating.

People go to colleges or universities solely to get vocational training and are absolutely unemployable if they have liberal arts degrees.

Bitterness and jadedness are seen as desirable traits.

"Cunt" is the most commonly used word in the English vocabulary.

Milennials all got together and plotted to make life miserable for themselves, their parents and especially eldergays.

No Dl-er ever was Prom King or football captan. A few were drum majors.

Being a prissy prude is something to aspire to.

The most interesting person alive today is Fadi Fawaz.

People from other generations, younger or older, are always wrong. Only my generation got it right.

Life really is over at 30.

Everyone else cares about the extreme weather in my city.

Correction: only my generation would have got it right, if only we didn't have to clean up the mess left by the previous generation and wasn't being undermined by the laziness and ignorance of the younger generation

All men are all hard-wired the same way biologically regarding monogamy/promiscuity. Scientists have proven this.

You can tell a man's sexuality and the size of his dick by looking at their face.

r111 "His" dick, "their" face?

[quote]All GOOD LOOKING actors/musicians are gay.

Fixed that for ya.

r110 is a whore.

Proper spelling and grammar make a sentence true.

Madonna, Janet Jackson, and Barbra Streisand are deeply relevant to today's youth.

Certain events in Windsor on 19 May mark the ne plus ultra of our modern era.

Prince Philip regularly has people he doesn't like killed, including Princess Diana. Yes, he is THAT powerful.

The Queen will live forever, or at least well past 120.

Her genetic hardiness has somehow completely bypassed her eldest son, who will die long before her of natural causes--in fact he might pop off at any second now.

Of all the posters on DL Julie is the wisest.

Asheville is the exception to flyover land.

The only way to fly . . .

A typo, however minor, is a sign of ignorance at best and a Russian bot at worst.

Gay life is over at 30. Fixed it for you R107

This is the BEST DL thread ever!

The PAW in GLBTQIAPAWS is a legitimate lifestyle choice. Transcat girl is completely sane to boot.

There is apparently no acceptable substitute for romaine lettuce. And only cretins use store bought dressings.

If you eat meat, you’ll be dead before the year is out.

If you’re poor, it’s your own fault. You didn’t apply yourself, get an advanced degree to open those doors, or you’re simply an idiot.

[quote]only cretins use store bought dressings.

Some truths are self-evident.

Kevin Spacey is a sad pathetic creep whereas I can anonymously post stolen nude pictures of straight twinks on DL and that's OK because spiritually I feel like a twenty year old and one of my female co-workers who I'm not really friends with says I could pass for younger.

r21, don't forget those who insist that one make one's own mayonnaise is by far the best (be best). Anyone, but usually male, who has even the faintest hint of disagreeing with some Stalinist diesel dyke is immediately branded a "misogynist", "bigot", AND/OR "monster"(especially if connected up in even the slightest way to NAMBLA). However, we still haven't decided fully whether to serve soup or salad first if both are served in the same meal.

Every nutjob in the world lives in Florida.

[quote]I am an animal lover and love both, but live in a flat (no yard) and travel a lot. So a cat makes more sense because they are lower maintenance and can be left alone as ling as someone comes in to feed/water/scoop the litter.

"At

My humble flat

it's just my cat

a bed and a chair."

Which brings me to another DL cliché: Everything comes back to "Follies."

The Russians have a large group of people who's job is to post on DL.

Philly Top you forgot all Palestinians are wonderful, innocent victims, and Israel sucks.

Even though a full 81% of Americans who use the Internet have accounts on Facebook, none of us on Datalounge, nor anyone we know (except for frauen at work we hold in contempt), has an account on FB!

It is the damnedest thing.

This is why somebody hates something.

R134 Everyone in the world except Zionazis thinks Israel sucks..

You use the term Zionists wrong. Consult the Oxford compact quickly, then get back straight back to us. Please learn the difference.

The fashion and social mores I learned at Grandmother's knee in 1959 are still relevant today!

The finest food in the history of the world comes in pound cake form, and is available exclusively at your local Dollar Tree store.

Russian bots post here en masse. The fact is that US Trumpsters post here. They can't spell properly so they seem Russian!

The Secret , promoted by Oprah Winfrey is REAL, and "Dream Boards" work to bring you happiness! All your wishes shall come true! You just have to focus REALLY hard and BELIEVE!!!

DLers can solve every medical problem (often by telling you that you are making it up or it is in your head).

Even though no diseases exist, DLers managed to amass vast experiences with every available medication on the planet, particularly antidepressants.

Apparently drinking hydrogen peroxide is good for you, and cures all disease! Bottoms up!

Gay men promoting, defending and supporting Muslims are progressive and those who don't are Islamophobic.

Vaginal secretions smell worse than doo doo feces.

But foreskin smells worse apparently R146!

r141 It's not just Trumpettes, anyone to the left of the Democratic top brass is also a Russian agent, because how else could such things be.

It's those mom jeans by Miss Kathie that help you, R129

All ginger men have an odd body odor.

Nobody wants to fuck an old bottom. (In DL years, “old” is 40 and over.)

All that matters in gay life are youth, a handsome face, a beautiful body, a huge cock and and a hot ass. Personality and character are worthless. A huge cock, though can transcend the test of time.

If you’re over 40, you’re permitted to fuck the young and beautiful if you’re wealthy.

To paraphrase Joan Rivers, if a gay man wants inner beauty, he’ll take x-rays.

If anyone discusses food, they’re considered an obese slob. If anyone defends fat people, they “type fat” and are obese slobs themselves.

Red Lobster was once a middle-class dining destination

Everything about 1950s-1980s suburban American living was either a) elegant b) amusingly kitsch c) sexy d) admirably, laudably snobbish and racist.

Pasta must be lifted from the pan with a suitable implement, never drained.

Queen Helene mint julep masks are a skincare essential

All closeted men are hot or endearing à La Senatrice. Out gay men are repulsive / sad /attention whores etc. There is only one exemption. John Travolta.

Men who marry or date an Asian woman? Next stop: GAY.

There is no such thing as too many photos of Nicole Kidman's 'before' and 'after' plastic surgery photos

Wearers of: Crocs, dress shoes without socks, skinny jeans, and turquoise belts should be publicly flogged

Michfest is now venerated as a dearly departed event full of our beloved lesbian systers. When it was running, we had multiple threads trolling those lezzies, calling them fat and generally dragging them to shreds.

There is no such thing as too many threads on:

The Dyatlov Pass Incident

The DC Western Electric Christmas Party

Simon Halls / Kevin Lanflisi / Fadi Fawaz

Every celebrity has had plastic surgery. No one's face changes as they get older. Camera angles and lighting doesn't change the way a face looks. I'm going to put these two pictures together as proof together, taken under different circumstances, to prove that a celeb has been under the knife.

A man who takes PreP is automatically a sex addicted, STD ridden, slutty bottom who insists on barebacking.

A man who does not take PreP, and wears a condom, is an out of touch, sexually repressed antique who’s really HIV positive. He’s lying to himself and others.

Any gay man over 40 is not permitted to look at younger, handsome gay men. Eye contact is forbidden unless you’re wealthy.

A fat gay man is not permitted to work out in a gay gym. He’s not allowed to improve his body in any public space.

Any well built gay man who eats dessert in restaurant is a potential fattie with food issues. Of course, he is not dating material. After he lands a man, he’ll become fat within a month

R150/R155 Yes, and Yes, and no one EVER found/finds a chubby guy sexually attractive! Only the hungry are TRULY beautiful!

Just another homophobic thread. Blocked. Can’t keep up: this place hates trans, hates gays—I don’t know. Who posts here? LSA? Re-blocked.

Blocking and "re-blocking" is an effective argument and is not at all the epitome of limp-wristed, sexless queeniness.

I'm such a nice progressive not black person I don't let anyone mention monkeys in a black person's presence. They're sensitive and easily upset about the M word, the black people.

If you’re a poor, fat gay white man you can always find love and acceptance by dating an Asian man.

Black barbers do not know how to cut white hair.

i got a great big laugh out of reading these comments

r159, they also don't like the word niggardly.

All lesbians love getting free loaded baked potatoes from ruth’s Chris’ cunt

R153 do not forget Matt Bomer

Moslems are wonderful people and are gay friendly. They also have the cleanest assholes for fucking. At least one of these things are true.......

Tops are really bottoms in denial.

Once a man bottoms, he’ll forever be branded as a bottom.

If Top just bottoms one time in his life, he’ll never be a true top. Tops are never, ever permitted to bottom.

r161 is actually true and vice versa.

Using proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, syntax, and usage is by far more important or valuable on DL, than what one has to actually share: regardless of how good the content may be.

All women's vaginas emit a stench worse than a lake of ammonia; therefore women are known as "stinkfish". Of course, none of the male DLers have been near one since the day they were born.

Straight people, especially good looking straight men, spend 23 hours each day thinking and talking about gay men.

Never has there lived a gentler, more kind-hearted and charming kid than Barron Trump. He is a national treasure and it is tragic that his father makes him so sad.

You know that actor? The one in that movie? He's gay.

Prince George of Cambridge, aged 4, is 100% gay.

A good bottom makes their own lube.

r169, you need a comma between share and regardless, not a colon.

Melania Trump was killed two weeks ago because she knew too much.

The 1970s and 80s New York was the absolute best of times.

If Angela Lansbury had starred in "Mame" instead of Lucille Ball (and she should have), that movie would've been a blockbuster, and as forever prestigious as "The Sound Of Music."

The dialing tool!

[quote]The 1970s and 80s New York was the absolute best of times.

And places. But really more the '70s than the '80s.

R176 In accord with British usage, the colon can and does quite often join two independent clauses. Many times the choice between the colon and the semicolon comes down to style, and whether one desires to highlight what comes next, as in an answer to a rhetorical question, or to bring forth a conclusion. The use of a colon here is for a very specific reason. I am sorry you fail to realise that, and suggest you look it up before you try to correct your betters next time. (Hint:amplification) Additional DL truth: Americans invented the English language, and never cease to correct the British. Americans are ALWAYS right. (This is why they hold the rep they have around the globe).

American gay men also believe women pass urine through the vaginal canal.

R182, yes, it is sometimes correct to use a colon between clauses. That wasn't one of them, however, in r169. Oh, and it's not a UK v. US thing.

Assholes are the most erotic, beautiful and fragrant part of the human body, designed for kissing and licking.

Vaginal secretions smell infinitely worse than shit.

[quote]before you try to correct your betters next time. (Hint:amplification)

Oh, dear!

Everything, and I mean everything, negative in the world is Trump’s fault. Every good thing can be traced back to a Dem.

[quote] Even though a full 81% of Americans who use the Internet have accounts on Facebook

I have. I barely use it. I go there less and less.

Everybody is Matt Anscher.

Everybody is Poo Shoes.

Colton Haynes is the most popular actor who ever graced Hollywood or Broadway.

Don't lose your mind over it r182, I think you are just cranky because we have the better way of spelling honor, color or favor not to mention aluminum. Come to think of it, I don't know if the British would be much of anywhere today if it weren't for Americans coming to their rescue in 2 world wars (and giving you a big loan to rebuild afterward), especially the second one where Winston Churchill practically got on his knees to Franklin Roosevelt. So, cool your jets, sweetie before you talk down to me, the sun has finally set on your empire--read your history.

Any opinion a Datalounger doesn't like is the reason why Trump won and/or will win again in 2020.

Any talk of non-vanilla sex is “the reason they hate us.”

R193 Hi, Duchess of Sussex!

All Americans are Meghan Markle

Don't mistake me for British r196, I'm American and proud of it, despite Trump. The Duchess of Sussex is one of THEIR aberrations.

Academy Award nominations must be pored over with the most scholarly scrutiny possible, in many long threads - with reference to AA history, recent trends, and current news, for topical influence. 'Insiders' must assert, early, who is 'a lock.'

The results similarly will be considered with a reverence akin to the discovery of new biblical scrolls. For weeks, months, excitement and controversy will continue - until a mysterious point when it doesn't matter any more, and never will again. Same sequence next year.

r182: triggered.

F&F.

If you voted for Bernie, you're a Russian troll.

if any of the above posts were written by gay men they would have been actually funny! The easiest way to spot Trolls, Fraus & warriors are their COMPLETE lack of a sense of humor!

Princess Diana was an exceptional woman.

r193 here. My parents, who lived during World War II, told me about the popularity of the song at that time whose lyrics are below called "There Will Always Be an England". Many Americans at the time, so they told me, often sort of half joked that the words should actually be "There will always be an England as long as there is a United States". My father, who was in Patton's army, also told me that, "we didn't HAVE to go over there, but we did".

There Will Always Be an England:

I give you a toast Ladies and gentlemen May this fair land we love so well In Dignity and freedom dwell While worlds may change and go awry There'll always be an England While there's a country lane Wherever there's a cottage small Beside a field of grain There'll always be an England While there's a busy street Wherever there's a turning wheel A million marching feet Red, white and blue What does it mean to you? Surely you're proud Shout it loud Britons awake! The Empire too We can depend on you Freedom remains These are the chains Nothing can break There'll always be an England And England shall be free If England means as much to you As England means to me

R193 The American English stands alone, while the rest of Anglophone countries use British English. I am not triggered, nor hateful just bored of Americans thinking they know and do better. I love America, but she ought to realise her language has special rules and is actually the minority of the English speaking world. That is all.

Americans clearly are lacking just a bit of humility, when they "correct" someone who is not wrong, and continue their fruitless fight, rather than acquiesce. Standing one's ground, and trying to explain the rules is not being "triggered" either. G-d Bless America (and HM).

HA! The Great and Powerful OZ has spoken, right r205? You're damn right we stand alone and we don't need any help from you. BTW, I'm not the one who "triggered" you, so I don't know if you are "winning friends and influencing people" at least among the Americans here with your snarkiness about how much better the British are, "that dog don't hunt no more". This is an American website, lovey, so "when in Rome do as the Romans do". Don't you have a British Datalounge in which you can "faff about"? "That is all". BTW, boredom is a two way street--you know what? We were "bored of you" in 1776 and did something about it.

You’re fat.

[quote] Don't you have a British Datalounge in which you can "faff about"?

Dautalounge

R182/R205/R206 Here, yet again. I do not correct Americans speaking their version of the language; I only defend my version when "corrected". What is the trouble here? If it is mutually intelligible, leave it be.

An increasingly alarming number of Dataloungers seem to believe that non-white people who have achieved success, wealth, fame, or some special academic achievement did so because they were given breaks and held to different standards and/or expectations than Datalounge's definition of white people..

This is an AMERICAN site. Leave your extra "U"s and "RE"s in the trolley or whatever the hell you call a garbage can in England.

The "bin," r212.

R212 uses fish knives.

I remember when I first found DL I was quite surprised to find (American) nationalist, flag thumping gay people.

I would have thought you would steer clear of that kind of thing given the usual people associated with it. They crop up a lot, it's like they've never travelled abroad or met a non American before.

W&W R209!

r212 is a joke.

r210, I am not r212, but got a nice chuckle out of it anyway. It's turning out that you are about as popular around here as Charles Cornwallis was at Yorktown in October of 1781. You better quit while you are still treading water.

I like the British posters. They add to the community and provide interesting insights. I don't like the Russian trolls pretending to be British, though.

Everything was better back then. The present sucks.

R218!

And a fabulous world it is too!

r219 I'm British and have been accused several times of being Russian. Perhaps you don't like British people as much as you think becuase the "Russia gate" conspiracy is seen as a joke over here.

Tradecraft!

r218 No one outside of the US knows who that is or gets the reference.

(I'm sure it's very funny though)

r223 I think you may not understand it very much then or only have peripheral knowledge of it. Most Irish and British I know think Trump's an idiot and would believe him capable of pretty much anything. You must be a Tory.

You are on a computer r225, google it.

....

r226 I follow American politics more than UK politics. There are plenty of political commentators on the left in the US that see through the 'Russia' conspiracy theory being hawked by the DNC establishment. I know DL being obedient, right wing Democrat central doesn't like to hear this though.

r229 you could have just said "Yes, I'm a Tory".

r227 'zingers' don't really work if you have to google them

(but I'm sure it was a totally sick burn)

I'm sure the Americans got it just fine r231, so if it was just an inside joke among us then so be it.

That makes no sense you fucking dope, is 'Tory' on of the few words you know associated with UK politics. I'm a member of the Labour Party and well on the left side of that.

The majority of the US left, (and by left I mean starting at Bernie Sanders supporters and moving leftwards), thinks the 'Russia' gate conspiracy is a ploy by the DNC to keep them from moving the party left, and they're right.

Your precious Democrats have more in common with the Tories than they do a working class socialist party like Labour. The UK tories/David Cameron endorsed Obama in 2012, May didn't endorse Clinton in 2016 but the she has more in common with the Clinton than the Republicans, ans May is fucking scum.

Oak toilet seat = instant social banishment

r233 you are unhinged and are definitely the same poster who was defending Russia so vehemently throughout the "Why Russia is a shithole" post. It's ok. We have crazies too in America. Any conspiracy theories you'd like to promote? Or would you prefer to continue just making shit up to suit whatever your agenda is?

Girl, girls! Your mothers were both maids!

r235 Fuck it, yes you've got me, I'm a Russian intelligence agent. Enjoy watching your retarded 'Russia' paranoid fantasy fizzle out and four more years of Trump in 2020, you deserve him. Run Hilary again in 2020, we could all do with the laugh at least.

American liberals hate leftists more than conservatives and would rather be governed by the latter than the former.

Corelle has broad implications.

The closing of Sulka was the beginning of the end.

r221, I'm the one in the center with the glasses on and the Mona Lisa smile!

Hats and gloves are still de rigeur, but there is no such thing as an “evening hat.”

Women in diamond jewelry before 4 pm are “working girls.”

Every single celebrity has aged poorly. But I still look 33.

It is a known fact that a woman DO CARRY an evening bag at dinner time. There’s no getting around that! You see it on channel seven, between “All My Children” and “Jeopardy,” “Another World,” “Dallas,” and the whole bit. An evening bag is a must! You have to carry something! No lady is sure at night.

[quote]It is a known fact that a woman DO CARRY

Oh, dear!

[quote]No lady is sure at night

Hence the availability of the morning after pill.

Visible aging = moral turpitude

Turn in your gay card, r244.

Your Italian recipe is bullshit amd flyover.

R246 Aw, c’mon. Can’t it just be suspended for a little while? Do I have to permanently give it up? I’m going out tonight and without my gay card, I’ll have to try to have sex with *gasp* a WOMAN! Oh, just the thought of vajayjay frightens me so.

Any man over 40 is a withered old fool who will never have sex again and is despised by younger people. Suicide is the only answer.

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If your family was not Episcopalian, Congregationalist, or COE, you are snake-handling trash or some kind of crypto-ethnic.

Blackballed!

Without a comma of direct address, you have no platform.

All Republicans are homophobic and racist

If Dylan Farrow tells her side of the story it's "the truth", if Moses Farrow tells his side of the story he's a vicious lying cunt.

No, R254. It’s not “the truth”. It’s Dylan’s truth.

R253 Most of them are also greedy and corrupt.

Prince Philip sent the Mercedes for Diana.

Apparently non-U English is something American DL'ers still try to avoid! (How pretentious and dated.)

R251 You forgot to use white ethnic or Papist deary. Better luck next time.......

Fast food is disgusting even though I know the ins and outs of each chain's menu.

[quote]I'm British and have been accused several times of being Russian.

Aren't those the same thing?

Oh yes R234!! Oak toilet seats are TACKY.

Finding a single curd of cottage cheese in the lasagna is a **pearl clutching** event. The kind of pearl clutching that is accompanied by a gasp so severe it may cause a complete lack of breathing and result in almost certain death.

[quote]This is an American website, lovey, so "when in Rome do as the Romans do".

A provincial insular attitude, though entirely in keeping with the current administration. Do as the Romans do? We observe the decline of an empire with dismay and sadness.

Most of the American poufters on the DL are real cunts!

Poufter? Or poofter?

I’ve never seen a small cock on an Irish man.

Irish dudes LOVE me, don’t know why. But I can tell you this, I’ve been in LTRs with several Irish guys, and their cocks are fairly above average.

R267 whaddaya say Laddy?

Us Oirish love your swarthy good looks!

A survey came out recently and Irishmen came out #97 out of 101 countries. America was #96, so perhaps there is compatibility.

Sorry, out of 116. Anything higher than 100 was Asia.

Blackamoor jewelry is a great ice breaker.

If your friends or family hang their “art” too high, cut them out of your life.

This goes double if they have a themed bathroom, such as Seashells or Vaguely Tuscan.

R258, do you know the Bishop of Norwich?

R268 threw shade!

The survey was self measurement & self reporting, so maybe we (US) lie a little less!

Doubtful R275

If you throw a dinner party and a guest gets a little drunk and you let him sleep over, be sure to never speak to him again.

Admirals' sons have lots of discretionary funds.

Princess Diana had emotional problems but they were all the fault of the evil royal family. She was treated SO bad by them, the poor dear.

Camilla is ugly and evil. Prince Charles is also evil; he cheated on his young, lovely wife Diane while on their honeymoon! So evil!

Prince Harry is the son of one of Diana's lovers, the "Love Rat", James Hewitt. The poor darling was driven to fornicate with a long line of men in order to relieve her loneliness and bear her cheating husband's infidelity and the agony of being a member of the Royal family.

Diana was the most loved, most popular figure in history since the beginning of time!

Erna lives on shit and smeg tea sandwiches, that is why her breath is so vile.

British English is archaic and should be made obsolete. American English is the modern standard and the worldwide lingua franca.

R281 Your worldview is very small. Even your northerly neighbours use British English, as do the Dutch, Swiss, French, Australians, NZ'ers, citizens in HK, Singapore, India, much of Africa, and most of English speaking mainland Chinese. Where are YOU experiencing American English outside the US?

Uh, R282, I think you missed the point of this thread and R281’s post.

Could the grammmar-syntax-orthography-pronunciation-punctuation obsessives please start their own thread?

r284 has yet to grasp the true "World according to Datalounge."

r283 there's some "British" freak poster who is super defensive and loves Trump, thinks Russia is a scam, and thinks Americans are all idiots. Not surprised he completely misses the point of this thread.

R286, is that Nellie Bitchie Queenie of whom you speak?

Here's a Datalounge cliche, popular among non-Americans: Americans care what people in other countries think about them.

A thousand apologies R281, for a minute I fell prey to a moment of confusion; I mistakenly thought I was on "Worst Datalounge Grammar Transgressions " thread. I need to be more careful in the future toggling between threads. R285That is apparently a different Brit, and Thanks R283 for pointing out the error of my ways.

^ meant R286 Different Brit. I have R285 blocked for previous nonsense.

Oh R288 we all know that. In fact you could extrapolate that to most Americans not being aware of the existence of other countries.

Stupidity on a national scale - no reason for pride.

It looks like 3 Brits fell out of the Queen's ass, hit their heads against each other & started posting, R281, R282, & R283 : Jolly Good Fun though!

Why, OF COURSE a thread about Ethel Merman would be chock-full of adoring posts!

Melania is a doting mother and TRULY loves her son!

You're not supposed to drain the water from boiling pasta! Or are you? I don't remember...but there was a thread about it!

All hot male celebrity are secretly gay and their wives and girlfriends are beards (most likely lesbians). Bisexuals are a myth. G>LBTQ